Queen Aretha Politely Tells Kathie Lee Gifford To Have A Seat
My morning time drunk idol is at it again. Angry whores threw "Do Not Pass Go, Report Directly To Rehab" cards at Kathie Lee Gifford a couple of months ago when she hiccuped out a chardonnay-laced oops by asking Martin Short how his wife was without realizing that his wife died a while ago. Kathie Lee apologized and turned an oops into a YAY by posthumously pouring one out into her mouth hole for Martin's wife. Well, Kathie Lee is up to her old tricks again and this time she's slightly offended Aretha Franklin.
On Today's Happy Time Drunk Hour yesterday morning, Kathie Lee and Hoda yapped about Aretha joining American Idol. Kathie Lee said that Aretha hates to fly, so that's going to be a problem, and that many of the young bitches auditioning might not even know who the Queen of Soul is. (Note: If you don't know who the Queen of Soul is, you should immediately be melted down into chaffing cream and smeared all over Aretha's legendary nipple plates.) Aretha is on top of this shit, because she immediately knocked the wine bottle out of Kathie Lee's mouth and handed that uneducated drunk a copy of the Encyclopedia of Aretha. Aretha set a trick straight with this statement to CNN:
"While I enjoy Kathie Lee and Hoda daily, her assessment is totally wrong! I've been to California from Detroit four times this year and Florida. I go wherever I choose to go comfortably on my custom bus.
Further, my audience and fans span the age of 8 to 90! And are multi-ethnic, and I am very well known to young adults, tweens and teens. Their parents play my music and I take care of my business whenever I sign on the dotted line!
I'm surprised Kathie Lee did not research my worldwide celebrity audience! She's usually right on top of things with a great sense of humor, but she's totally wrong this time. She should research me before she speaks about me. I'm sure she thought she was right; still enjoy Hoda and Kathie Lee!"
"I take care of my business whenever I sign on the dotted line!" are words to live by, but Aretha needs to do her research if she really thinks Kathie Lee is capable of doing research. Even if Today's interns wrote those Aretha facts on Kathie Lee's cards, she wouldn't be able to read them since reading words is hard when the studio is spinning and your best friend, Chateau Diana, is taking up all your attention by cooing out your name from across the room. That's why I don't do research! But I appreciate that Aretha provided some much-needed shade on a hot fucking day.
"I take care of my business whenever I sign on the dotted line!" makes my entire day. You better let these fools know, ReRe.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by pixxxie on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:02pm.
Kathie Lee is a moron and so are you.
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Oh yes, I'm a moron for stating facts.
Truth #1, and aretha herself admits she doesnt like to fly.
Truth # 2, ask 100 kids in school and I would bet half don't know who aretha is
How dare she speak about the queen of soul in that manner ?!
Drunk skunk of a bitch that klg should have been fired after she accosted
mr. Short on live tv. Such a disgrace.
Gtg now Norma shearer& Leslie Howard film on tcm tonight :)
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
She takes care of her business, alright. Just google the words ~ Aretha canceled concert ~ and see what pops up. She's worse than George Jones ever was.
"...on my custom bus...." Were more elegant words ever uttered? A bus aint's a BUS unless it's custom. Aretha always looks so broke-down with those synthetic wigs.
i'm all in favor of full employment for everyone, including day drinkers, but this bitch should have been fired when Regis left
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Kathie Lee is so fucking ignorant. Oh and she is OVER too. And being drunk is no excuse! She should be fired.
Kathie Lee is STILLLLL around?
why?
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If a no name like ....wait what's her name again? The bitchy brunette that replaced Paula for a season? If she can do it then aretha should be no problem. I do remember this white boy in 7th grade said he had no idea who aretha Franklin was and me and my friends were shocked lol. There are people who don't know her. If you're young you pretty much know what your parents play I guess but we have the internet now so that has changed.
It's sad that KL could say something so incredibly stupid. It's even sadder that anything she says is acknowledged.
Someone should really take her on a yacht ride to the International water line and toss her overboard. Why this bitch has ever been relevant is beyond me.
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Kathie Lee Gifford needs to die
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:16pm.
There're a lot of kids who think WWII happened in the sixties.
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Exactly. And those are the brainless screeching morons that make up most of american idol's audience.
There're a lot of kids who think WWII happened in the sixties.
day-um! Kathie got mad egg on her face! hahahaha :-D
Last night I was listening to Howard Stern on youtube, and I listened to him bashing Kathie Lee over what she did to an Autistic boy. She and Hoda were "honoring" a popular boy who befriended him. You guy really need to listen to it, Howard's take on it is so funny. Then Kathie Lee writes a song about how we should'nt ignore people, even though they're different or some shit. She is such a phony twit
you go aretha. slap some sense into that ignorant kathie lee bitch.
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Aretha is a far better person than I am. I would have handed her her chardonnay soaked ass. She got off easy 2 times with Short and Aretha, I hope the next one opens a 55 gallon drum of whoopass. Bring it don't sing it!
No offense to Aretha, as she is a legend, but remember all those morons on twitter who didn't know who Paul McCartney was or that the Titanic was real? I don't doubt her fan base is a wide range of people, but the world is also packed full of morons who learned everything they know from watching the Kardashians and might not know who she is.
Submitted by pixxxie on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 1:02pm.
Kathie Lee is a moron and so are you.
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but, kathie lee was telling the truth. aretha doesnt like to fly and a lot of people wouldn't recognize aretha.. sorry but its true.
Lol...Kathie Lee must know some fucked up secrets about important people to still be working like that.
You tell her, Aretha! (and sit down and shut up, Kathie Lee)...
@Aretha: PREACH!
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Now Aretha just needs to sit on top of Kathie Lee Drunk and we will all be happy.
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Is there going to come a point when NBC gets tired of dealing with her stupidity? Probably not. Ratings gold.
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That was a classy way to smack a bitch down.
I can appreciate that, Ms. Franklin.
Classy queen.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
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I have NEVER liked Kathy Lee!! She's ALWAYS been a ME ME ME whiney, condescending bitch.
That was a very kind, well-thought out response from Arthea. Classy lady indeed.
Isn't it Boozeday Tuesday on Today this morning? Yes that is an actual thing. I presume KLG will have some sauced up remarks on this.
KATHIE LEE COSMO, YOU NEED TO COME CORRECT!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
YouTubin KL+Drunkies, see what's up.
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Don't come for Aretha, bitch.
Kathie Lee gives us morning drunks a bad name.
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Never knew that Aretha needed the Maddencruiser to get around.
Hoda and Kathie Lee must be doing ok in the ratings, just saw a promo for Good Afternoon America as GMA is taking another hour.
BS...lol...yep. Drunkay. Sometimes it's pretty funny.
OK I have never watched Hoda and KL.... are they seriously a coupla drunktwards every morning?!?!
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
"But I appreciate that Aretha provided some much-needed shade on a hot fucking day."
Nothing like the cool breeze truth.
Oh BS! "Celebrity statements" never are written by celebrities. This would have been a perfect time to pull out the Nichelle Nichols "Truck Turner" clip because you know Aretha wasn't playin' if she heard that Kathie Lee.
Kathie Lee would probably be more enthused about things if Aretha had a wine brand or something.
AI would be enhanced 100000fold if Aretha signed on. The Queen of Soul improves everything.
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Ok, so Today booted Ann Curry, but still let's this clueless obnoxious, unprofessional lush Kathy Lee stay on the air? I'm not the biggest fan of Aretha, but hell, even my 4 week old nephew knows who she is. KL needs to have a seat in an AA meeting. ____________________________________
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Yeah they'd be stupid to not give her the gig.
I kind of wish Aretha had used a "bless her heart" in there somewhere.
"I take care of my business whenever I sign on the dotted line!" is going to be the new "google me, bitch!".....love me some Aretha!
Google me b*tch! lmao