Thursday, July 19th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

This is what you see when you look at the word "elegance" in the dictionary with a kaleidoscope - IDLYITW

Guy Ritchie's girlfriend is knocked up again and if it's a boy I really hope Madge doesn't try to date his ass in 18 years - Lainey Gossip 

If Chestica Simpson is losing 1 pound a week, then I guess we'll all see her SEXY HOT SKINNY NEW BIKINI BODY by 2019 - The Superficial 

Chick-Fil-A TRIED it - Towleroad

The Tater Sisters aren't using their chins to knock a restraining order over to Demi Moore's side of the fence - Celebitchy

Somebody's spring formal dress from 1994: Miley Cyrus is wearing it - Hollywood Tuna 

Maybe Nicole ScherMINGEr is such a skinny bitch, because most of her body weight is trying to escape out of her crotch, which would explain what's going on with those pants - ICYDK

Destiny Hope, stop playing and take off that Trace Cyrus mask - Drunken Stepfather

Never forget Robot Call Girl - The Berry 

If you were planning to spend your afternoon Googling for "Ben Affleck's hairy nipples," you're in luck, because here's a few pictures of them - Popsugar

I hate to judge a person's waving skills, but Amanda Seyfried looks like she has a weird wave - Popoholic

You'll never guess who's a biki- Yeah, it's LeAnn Rimes. You're right. - Just Jared

I love a pussy who can flawlessly reenact the cliff scene from The Good Son - Cityrag

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard aren't scissoring anymore - I'm Not Obsessed

Joe Jonas is giving me puckery old queen realness in that picture - SOW

We're living in a world where Tina Fey and an untalented Sasquatch made the same amount of money last year - Hollywood Rag

Some dude from Guiding Light shows us his crescent moon - (NSFW) OMG Blog

The only thing I'm taking away from this picture is: COP IN SHORTS! - Moe Jackson 

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:34pm.

"I think the Affleck hate is carried over from his time with Jlo. That was a highly annoying time."

LOL, why did that remark make me laugh so hard? It's like perfectly accurate, yet an understatement. Anything associated with J.Lo at the peak of her career was super-irritating. Boy, she really shoved her minimally-talented self down our throats, didn't she?

I recall how excited some people were when the Billboard top ten were all hip-hop/R&B for the first time in Billboard history. But like 5 of the 10 songs were some gawd-awful combination of J.Lo/Ja Rule/Ashanti with maybe a dash of Christina Milian. . . so basically, one of the worst hip-hop acts ever combined with 3 of the weakest, most generic "vocalists" available. As much as I love hip-hop/R&B, that was not a high point in either genre.

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SF again thanks for the link.

I got a call about this (3AM my time) and have been awake since.

some fucking nut used explosives, tear gas and 3 guns to shoot people at The Dark Knight in Colorado. 14 dead including kids. fucked up very fucked up

http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/20/us/colorado-theater-shooting/index.html?hp...

link to dark knight shooting

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Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:27pm.

Please tell us about Lainey! I've heard from people up north that her hubby is a raging homosexual! He supposedly picks up on guys in Vancouver's gay district.
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Haha! I honestly do not spend much time around Davie Village (the gay district) anymore, so I couldn't tell you about that. I've heard it too but not exactly from the closest sources, so who knows.
If I do find anything out, I might spill! ; )

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Why don't the Cali cops arrest this bubble butt for looking stupid? Priorities, people!

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Good for "Guiding Light" to have a hot piece of ass like this keeping its storied name alive. Miss it longtime.

cmag's picture

Hey Bizzarelife, spin is a GREAT cardio class and gives you great legs. However, if you have knee problems you will have to modify some of the movements since they can be kinda brutal on them.

As for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, I can't stand them. Maybe I'm just biased because I used to read Ted Casablanca over on E and he has totally called Jennifer out on being an uptight, controlling bitch and Ben as a cheating dog....far from the picture perfect family life they try to portray.

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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:18pm.
....That's also how I know that Lainey is usually full of shit...she is based outta here. lol
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Please tell us about Lainey! I've heard from people up north that her hubby is a raging homosexual! He supposedly picks up on guys in Vancouver's gay district.

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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:51pm.
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Oh, I only know about the JLo thing because it happened here in Vancouver and the film industry here (where I have friends and relatives who work...one of my close friends is a set person and another works as a "runner" to some of the female talent) is a small and gossipy circle.
That's also how I knew about Johnny Depp's alkie ways for the past 8-9 years. He always needed people to carry him around. That's also how I know that Lainey is usually full of shit...she is based outta here. lol

I'm not sure about this hearing about something time and time again and there must be a grain of truth to it. It's logical, of course. But, I think these rumours can seriously just take on a life of their own. I dunno...I've heard gossip about myself and I just have NO idea where on earth it may have came from. lol.

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John Mayer can no longer sing and Jessica Simpson's the opposite of sexual napalm. All's right in the world.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:47pm.

I agree Daniee, hadn't heard about the JLo part. I dunno, I read lots of stuff, most of it I take with a huge grain of salt.

He's very charming, handsome and seems kind, but I base those opinions on what I've seen of him *acting*, I don't know the real person, so I make no judgements.

I do, however, have to take note when story after story appears (regarding anyone really) over and over. Seems there must be some truth in there somewhere.

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Two lthings: People need to leave Jessica Simpson alone.

Also, Amber Heard is LOVING this attention, I'm sure, and just doesn't want to be branded a home wrecker even though that's what she is. The INO article says JD dumped Vanessa last year? Um, wasn't the press tour for The Rum Diary last year? Exactly. I mean, shit, be a ho if you want, but OWN that shit.

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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:09pm.
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Affleck cheated on JLo, so people assume the same with his wife, but there is no evidence of it and they seem to lead a pretty normal life. Apparantly there was some flirting on Rebecca Hall's part during filming in Boston and it got all exagerrated in the media. They are both involved in charitable causes along with Damon but do not flaunt it all over the place. I think he's a nice, smart guy and he hasn't done anything to convince me otherwise.

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Coco looks better from this angle. I don't mind her, she seems sweet, but I don't see why people think she's hot.

And Jessica Simpson brought this on herself by being greedy. She thought losing the weight would get her the fame she so badly craves. People wouldn't be so focused on her weight if she didn't make a big deal about it in the first place.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:09pm.

I think the Affleck hate is carried over from his time with Jlo. That was a highly annoying time. They started dressing alike and I have a special sort of hate reserved for couples who coordinate their outfits and are not going to prom, their own wedding, or a theme party of some kind.

But he seems pretty like an okay guy and he seems like in real life he'd be pretty charming and decent.

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you know what. I'm finding myself not really caring if Jessica Simpson is really fat or not. I think she fell into non-celebrity status a long time ago, and if she falls into the ranks of everyday women, weight issues and all, let her... As long as SHE knows, she is pretty much a talentless nobody, and she should just get on with the business of raising her kid.

On another note -- Ben Affleck is about as appealing as dick cheese. He's never been hot.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:09pm.

I never understood the hate for Ben Afflec.

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He's so whitebread-boring, he even puts himself to sleep.

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I think the biggest thing most women on gossip sites have against him, are the rumors that he's cheated on his wife. Whether they are true or not, of course we don't know.

I'm just of the opinion that if you like variety and want a new slice of pie every week or two, do that...more power to ya, but don't make commitments to anyone if you want variety. At least that's how I live my life. ;-)

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I really like Coco too, she seems very sweet on the show she does with Ice T, whom I adore also.

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Hekki - not every breast feeding mom loses the weight easy or have it melt off. Even WITH dieting while nursing.

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I really don't have any good reason for disliking Ben Affleck. He seems like a nice enough bloke with Jen and the kids, so this isn't really fair of me, I guess. Maybe it's the movies he's done....except Good Will Hunting, I find most of his characters a little annoying, and he wasn't really that great in GWH either. oh well, there are definitely worse celebs out there.

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It's PHELPS time!

Wham0- idk either but it may stem from the fact that he was a regular dude not an asshole spawn of some ------( insert family name here ) ie yeah gwenyth I'm looking at you goopie bitch ! Remember good will hunting he and Matt Damon won oscars and took their moms to the academy awards. Stuff like that just irks the hell outa the elitist assholes who feel so entitled to be a star too just cuz their parents happen to be named Demi & Bruce yupp I'm talking about those three witches with hag faces rumur scout & lula willis ohe vey the German genes are sooo strong !!!

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Is it me or does her ass look 10 times bigger when it's in a thong?

Hekki's picture

I'm right in the middle with Jessica. I think she let herself go. But I don't think we need to attack her for it.

I think a pound a week is fine and maybe even a bit slow. I remember losing too much weight at once while BFing my first, and I was dizzy and weak and afraid I'd drop the baby. You can unload a bunch of calories on the baby without even trying, and if you DO try to lose weight it'll melt off.

But let's not put any MORE pressure on new moms. It's hard enough.

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Sneaks spoonful of San"s Cherry Garcia:::: yea I"m wicked disappointed too..

My Son is off to the Batman Premiere...I'll wait up.. No doubt... Grins

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Submitted by Kisa on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:46pm.

The Affleck family - they seem so normal and happy u just gotta love them.
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I never understood the hate for Ben Afflec. He's always come across like a nice enough sort of guy as far as I saw. I know he did a good handful of crappy films but what the heck who hasn't. It's funny how once the media gets a hold of you and paints you a certain way everyone just jumps on the wagon and hates right along. He found fame pretty fast and I'm sure there was a year or three he might have been a bit wild one with the gambling drinking and whoring but again, he didn't drag that part out for too long and he seems to be a good family man so what the hell I like that guy anyway.

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Why has Jessica not lost her baby weight by now? This is so disappointing. Honestly I just think less of her as a woman now. How could she DO this to me? I was counting on her!!!!! *dives into tub of Ben & Jerry's*

Amber Heard might be attractive, I don't know. But that bleached mess makes her look like Lindsay Lohan minus 1/2 of the meth addiction. Def a downgrade from Vanessa.

The Good Son scared the shit out of me when I was younger. That is a creepy fucking movie.

Miley....Miley....the jokes write themselves.

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It's PHELPS time!

I don't think that Dumbo Simpson is fat, chubby but not fat. However she disgusts me, she exploited her pregnancy, ate junk food which isn't healthy for her baby, there is no reason to gain so much weight during a pregnancy if you're eating healthy which you should because it's not about you but your baby. If you gain 10-20 pounds it's not a big deal. Women of older generations didn't get fat when they were pregnant that's a modern day epidemic because of all the terrible toxins that people call food and all the prescription drugs that women are taking. I'm sure there are genetic exceptions but most women don't fall in that category even though they use it as an excuse.

I know some of you are going tell me stories of how you gained 80 pounds and you had nothing to do with it...it's all hormones...nonsense.

Frankly it would be nice if people stopped reproducing most of you are rotten parents anyway. These monsters that I see everywhere with self-absorbed parents are not beautiful heavenly innocent children but materialistic frighting monsters.

Children are the new Iphones!! A must have accessory.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:53pm.
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Oh, pilates is great if you have knee issues. I have a ton of issues due to scoliosis, but they are most of the time, very manageable. I basically HAVE to exercise for those reasons, but I'm also one of those weirdos who likes it. Buiding muscle endurance just makes me feel better.
sorry off-topic folks.......I'll shut my trap about myself now. (Bizarrelife....I'll send/post some channels tonight!)

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Thanks, Daniee. I appreciate that.

I used to have a great Pilates book, which showed the full rotation. I know that classes are really good, because they help you.

I have a back issue myself, so I am trying to lose more weight - I want to strengthen my core.

Have a great day!

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I'm all for losing weight at a healthy pace, but 1 pound a week doesn't seem like tryng at all. She's definitely more than capable to lose 2 or 3 a week. Still I give her credit for not falling into the pressure of rapid weight loss.

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I'm a breastfeeding mom of a 4 month old, and from my understanding, a drastic and fast weight loss isn't good whilst breastfeeding. So I think one lb a week is reasonable.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:53pm.
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Oh, pilates is great if you have knee issues. I have a ton of issues due to scoliosis, but they are most of the time, very manageable. I basically HAVE to exercise for those reasons, but I'm also one of those weirdos who likes it. Buiding muscle endurance just makes me feel better.
sorry off-topic folks.......I'll shut my trap about myself now. (Bizarrelife....I'll send/post some channels tonight!)

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:31pm.

Now, I understand she has that contract with Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, blah, blah. I think it is a testament to how ridiculous those companies really are. Have you all seen those commercials with the "Tracker" tool where you log your food and activity? That is actually a FEE service! A FEE service. I know a little website called Spark People which is FREE!!
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GREAT point! They are ridiculous and seems their portrayal of the female experience is stuck in 1953.
Spark People is really good. I do all of my working out at home (& outdoors) mainly due to youtube. You can follow an hour pilates class for free! I don't pay for a damn thing except going to a class or something from time to time. Ove the years, I have gotten myself second hand fitness equipment. I'm really of the doing things on the cheap camp. But, of course, I do understand that some people need the coaching aspect of some of these programs.

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WOW! I did not know about the Pilates class. That is something I may look up. They do give one at my gym. I am one of those people where if I pay for it, I will use it. I applaud you for getting second hand equipment and doing outdoor exercise. Those are awesome ways.

I used to live in a more rural area, where gyms really were few and far in between. So, I rode my bike and ran. It was awesome. However, my knees are shot to hell, so I use the eliptical most of the time. Going to try spinning really soon - as soon as I am sure I will not drop dead during it!

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 6:31pm.

Now, I understand she has that contract with Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, blah, blah. I think it is a testament to how ridiculous those companies really are. Have you all seen those commercials with the "Tracker" tool where you log your food and activity? That is actually a FEE service! A FEE service. I know a little website called Spark People which is FREE!!
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GREAT point! They are ridiculous and seems their portrayal of the female experience is stuck in 1953.
Spark People is really good. I do all of my working out at home (& outdoors) mainly due to youtube. You can follow an hour pilates class for free! I don't pay for a damn thing except going to a class or something from time to time. Ove the years, I have gotten myself second hand fitness equipment. I'm really of the doing things on the cheap camp. But, of course, I do understand that some people need the coaching aspect of some of these programs.

Coco- A super sweet lady & i can't hate on her.
Jessica - It's very difficult after the baby is born & only 8 lbs of the 88 come off.
( perhaps she can get a lap band like jennifer Hudson did hint hint )

The Affleck family - they seem so normal and happy u just gotta love them. That lil baby boy is so adorable too! Look at Jennifer garner she has put on a lil bit of weight ( after having 3 kids) has real bewbs and actually takes care of her own kids!
What a breath of fresh air to counter the artificial spew of the Hollywood machine.

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Sad about Jessica Simpson. It's hard to believe there was such a big girl waiting to come out all these years. She looks miserable and I hope she loses weight for no other reason than taking better care of her airheaded self.

Re: Ass and Co. - how many of us have asses wider than our fking shoulder span?! Her badonkadonk continues to defy my eyeballs-to-brain info processing.

Also, you know how if you're top heavy, it may cause back problems? Well, if she's bottom heavy will it cause neck problems? *continues metaphysical thoughts
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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 5:30pm.
I don't give a shit about JSimp BUT how fucking hard must it be to lose weight with millions of people watching? She was dumb to do this WW bullshit since she's rich enough already.

AND guess what, losing one pound a week is perfectly fine and healthy. Not all women are anorexic insects like Posh 3 weeks post-baby.

LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!!!!!!!

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I agree. I know the woman is a bit of a famewhore, a celebrity, etc., etc. However, I feel the urgency to lose weight post-baby perpetuates a negative image of women. Why must we always be pressured to be very skinny or to lose weight quickly. Why??? Your body has just been through a massive change - give it time. One-two pounds a week is NOT bad...it is actually very good. I know many people who never really bothered to lose it - EVER.

Now, I understand she has that contract with Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, blah, blah. I think it is a testament to how ridiculous those companies really are. Have you all seen those commercials with the "Tracker" tool where you log your food and activity? That is actually a FEE service! A FEE service. I know a little website called Spark People which is FREE!!

Jessica should've known better. Good luck with that girl. Is she not rich enough though, geez.

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coco looks ridiCULOus sticking her ass out like that.

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Instead of chestica Simpson can she now be called fatsica Simpson?

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Amber is the new Sienna Miller where if dude is not perma humping someone else bitch doesn't want it anymore. Only thing different is Amber is 20x hotter than Sienna.

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Submitted by ethang on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 5:47pm.
I don't watch her show but did see her on Fashion Police and she does come across as pretty nice
and really loves her husband.
It is nice to see a celebrity with a big butt other than you know who--- I won't even mention her name.

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I had no idea that Renee Zellweighr(sp) actually dated Clooney...thought they were just old friends. We haven't seen her in a bit.

I would feel sorry for Chestica if she wasn't such a famewhore. Signing up for a weight loss spokeperson gig like that WHILE your ass in pregnant? Very,very stupid and famewhorish. It's healthy for a woman to take at least 10 months to lose weight after giving birth and when you are more prone to putting on the pounds and do not exercise too often like her, well, it's gonna take longer.

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I love CoCo too! I can't help it. I thinks she's sweet and I'm on awe of her ass and bewbs.

Soooooo tired of LeAnn Grimes and her stupid bikini pictures. She actually admitted to calling the paps and posing when she goes out. Ridiculous.

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Just read on US Weekly that Jess loses 20-30 lbs by the end of August or she's not getting paid.

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Can't hate on Coco. She's super sweet on her show.

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This is what you see when you look at the word "elegance" in the dictionary with a kaleidoscope

Right???? Goodness, I think her ass might be bigger than mine!

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I don't give a shit about JSimp BUT how fucking hard must it be to lose weight with millions of people watching? She was dumb to do this WW bullshit since she's rich enough already.

AND guess what, losing one pound a week is perfectly fine and healthy. Not all women are anorexic insects like Posh 3 weeks post-baby.

LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!!!!!!!
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