Another Day, Another Blonde Kissing On Prince Hot Ginge
At the Salon nightclub in London on Wednesday night, British model type Cressida Bonas (whose eyebrow situation registers as a Brooke Shields on the brow scale) and the fire in the loins of my soul Prince Hot Ginge tried to be sneaky bitches by showing up to the club just minutes apart. But the Daily Mail says that once they both got inside, they got on each other like Fred Willard's hand on Fred Willard's peen at a stank porn theater in Hollywood. Bonas got a (lady) boner for PHG! The DM puts it like this:
Inside the club, according to onlookers, it was not long before she and Harry ‘hooked up’ and were seen kissing in a corner.
Dressed in a clinging white dress and vertiginous heels, and with a plait in her hair, Miss Bonas left at just after 4am, jumping alone into a cab. Harry departed with his bodyguards just ten minutes later.
Cressida Bonas is the daughter of the really hot named sixties model Lady Mary-Gaye Georgiana Lorna Curzon. If I didn't look like this in drag, then I'd be a drag queen and Lady Mary-Gaye would be my name.
There's no need to pull out my shank, because the sun rises in England about as frequently as a dirty blonde runs into a copy store and screams, "QUICK! QUICK! Somebody laminate my entire crotch, because Prince Hot Ginge has been on it and I never want to wash it again! I'll pee through my butt!"
So we shouldn't get to know Cressida Bonas, which kind of sucks, because I like her name too. It makes her sound like a Bond girl or like the name of a contest for the salespeople at a Toyota dealership circa 1991.
Damn! Those Windor genes are attacking him with suck ferocity! So I am not really bothered by his taste in homely skeletal blones. Have at it Harry!
"Hand Me My Shank" tag, HAHAHAHAHA MK
In this picture, PHG is beginning to look so much like his father and grandfather, it's not even funny! *double gags* Don't let the ginge throw you off people...
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there is no fucking way he is prince charles son. i call out bastard!
It looks like she has a chicken drumstick caught in her froat. And PHG does look like Charles in this pic.
She's a man, baby!
Deeeeeerp Deeeeeeeeerp derp derp derp
Damn Harry, what's up? Do guys really just go for blondes b/c they are blonde? Even if they are a human/giraffe hybrid?
LOL! Giraffe!!!
I guess they were necking?
lol @ Stoney!
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It's PHELPS time!
Between this chick and Chelsey Davy, we can safely say that Prince Hot Ginge does not know how to pick 'em. Queen Liz needs to get on his ass about that.
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:37pm.
* golf claps for spot-on description*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Who the fuck does this reptilian shrunken-headed man-jawed cumdumpster think she is?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
all i see is chris crocker.
Oh my, it's Scott Disick in drag!
Ahahahahhahhahahhahahahahhahaha
Ahahahahhhahahahahhahhaaaaaaaaaa
Well, he certainly likes the blondies hmm?
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What a beautiful neck, all the better for the windsors to get their teef into....
"Cressida." Hilarious. Is there one single person named Cressida in the U.S. i wonder?
not that i don't like unusual names. just makes me laugh. does she have a bro named troilus? (sp?)
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wait a minute...didn't ginge already have a gf?? that chelsea girl or whatever her name was???
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
oh, the hell, bless him. He shall look like his dad day by day. let him get the getting whilst is good!
I recall reading there were rumors Princess Diana underwent testing pre-marriage to determine she was a virgin. I guess that's a hundred years ago. That's some booty in Thumb 2.
They are both fug.
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he seems to know more than his share of skanks
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Don't too upset about PGH's laydees. They're all just beards. Harry is waiting for MK to make the first move. Do it, MK. You could be a royal jump off! Escandalo!
I want PHG to never get married and have a dozen bastards. And for him to become king when Kate turns out to be barren.
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Uh-oh, PHG is beginning to look a little middle-aged in the face. He'd better hurry up and snag a pretty bride before he turns into Prince Albert. :(
Prince Harry's got the WORST taste in women! This chick and chelsey davy both have unfortunate looking faces.
Wow! She does have an extraordinarily long neck. That's freaky.
The bright spot is that she will never get a double chin if she gets fat.
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Loopy!!!! Lmao @ the polite crabs holding their pinky's out....hahahahaha
Thanks for that image!! Lol
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Looking at those two top pictures, I shall rename them Herpderp and Bucky.
She's a meh. Probably just a quickie for him. No worries MK. ;)
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LOL @ Whamo. That is spot on!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
She looks like lindsey lohan.
omg his expression He looks like daddy dumbo ears there.
A striking resemblance to a certain Lohan, ewwww.
Awww, she's a regular Buttercup Princess Bride. How appropriate.
I take it, she's part giraffe?
What a big ass chin on her -- yikes!!!
Deb -- I've been trying to find you; I didn't know you were from VP -- I grew up there! I live near Louise now.
I mean, no reason for Prince Charming here to get married when he's pulling all the hot, flat ass he can fit into 24 hours. *golf claps*
Giles? :(
She's not bad.
¿who is/are this/these slut/sluts?
He likes em butterface doesn't he. Eek.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Yeah just because you're freakishly tall and haven't any pleasing adipose, doesn't mean you should be a model. Of course no ones told Haute Couture this yet. I think maybe Jessica Stam was one of the last few with any Beauty. But then hope for those of the unfortunate countenance has allowed Barbizon to become what it is today >=)
ETA: she has the "ass" that would only show up in a skin tight, white knit.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:07pm.
Lol! It isn't THAT bad. I was thinking of him and Pippa at the Royal Wedding. And Plus PHG is always sporting the beer goggles.
Weezy.... :D :P
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 12:30pm.
PHG is looking more and more like Charles to me. He may have to be downgraded to PLWG (Prince luke warm ginge).
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In this picture especially.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:10pm.
I was looking around and I found a picture of her parents
http://www.unmuseum.org/apat2.jpg
ROTFL!!! Thanks for the hearty laugh. I needed it today. :-)
...wow the older he gets, the more apparent the Windsor genealogy becomes...
...and that's not a compliment...
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EAT A DOUBLE CHEEZEBURGER BITCH!