White Oprah's Still Got It
Every now and again, the original Lohan grifter needs to remind herself that she's completely shame deficient and still has the skills needed to successfully swindle a trick. The bitch still does! Page Six says that the master con artist behind the infamous Cookie Puss Scheme of 2010 and her brother Paul Anthony Sullivan, who was convinced of fraud in 2008, were guests at a charity event in the Hamptons. The organizers of the event gave White Oprah four free tickets, but she showed up with 8 hos in total, because everything you say to a Lohan goes in one ear and out the left nostril. Not only did White Oprah show up with 8 whores, but she skipped out on a $2,500 check and didn't even leave a coke booger for the servers. "I am so shocked by this!" said ONLY Lindsay Lohan since the coke mash of delusion in her head is always in opposite land.
The charity event was held at Andrra restaurant and all proceeds benefited the Clamshell Foundation. (I know, I don't like it either that the Clamshell Foundation sounds like a pet name Lindsay Lohan gave to her 'gina.) After the event, White Oprah and Brother Paul were served with a bill for $2,500 and they immediately exploded into a whiskey tornado of crazy. A source says that Brother Paul screamed at the organizers and they agreed to lower the bill down to $1,100. But instead of paying that $1,100, White Oprah, Brother Paul and their gang of charity haters skipped out without even leaving a penny. The owner of Andrra, Rich Silver, confirmed that White Oprah didn't pay shit, but he wouldn't say anything more.
Of course, Brother Paul is right on time and let out this river of denial:
“This is a total lie. My written and verbal agreement with Rich Silver was to comp dinner for 8 to 10 guests, six people ate. There was not to be any bill. Then you get a bill for $2,500?
Dina was strictly invited as a guest and had nothing to do with paying anything. This is totally false. There is no bill to pay. I paid $500 for drinks, and I will wire a tip tomorrow.”
"I will wire a tip tomorrow" is a good line. We have to give that Brother Paul. And if Rich Silver gives up his wire details to White Oprah, he shouldn't be surprised if suddenly thousands of dollars are mysterious wired from his account to several off-shore accounts. Speaking of not being surprised....
What did the organizers of that event expect? When you invite a Lohan to your party, you're going to be left with an empty bar, a toilet clogged with booze barf and at least half of your valuables missing. That is why when you make the mistake of inviting a Lohan over, you should immediately replace all your silver coke spoons with Dixie plastic coke spoons and you should hide your valuables in a safe place the Lohans will never go...like a shower.
I doubt White Oprah only skipped out on the check. That's some amateur shit (see: pictures of LiLo leaving Mr. Chow last night after probably skipping out on the check.) I bet that during the event, Cody Lohan was outside by the valet stand with dirt on his face, a fake cast on his leg and a cup for people to slip 20s in since everyone was in the charity-giving mood. Then White Oprah sashayed out, barked at Cody to give her 75% of his take and gave the valet guy a ticket she slipped out of a dude's jacket while inside of the party. They drove off in a stolen Mercedes and headed straight for the Lohan family chop shop.
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Lmao @ wiring a tip. I have to remember that one.
I can't believe any of these whores are proud to have the name Lohan. How embarrassing.
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Blohan's outfit is FUG FUG FUG! and so is her nose job.
They are such disgusting TRASH. They are literally turds covered with skin and bones.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Remake The Grifters with White Oprah as Bobo.
its so true. entitled attitudes and on top of that - they have completely destroyed their kids. Its really so lung eyeland
I have little to no sympathy for anyone who invites a KNOWN CROOK to their event then cries foul when they get taken for a ride.
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It's a CHARITY event and her douchebag brother says they were supposed to be comped tickets?! seriously?.....
A CHARITY EVENT is to RAISE MONEY for the charity, not fill their blowholes (pun fully intended) with food and drink for free. OH....and it is expected that the people invited are of means and will donate a substantial amount on top of that. So why were they invited? They have no means and donate is not in their vocabulary...
So what they did was not only disgusting and the lowest trashy thing to do, but I am sure they WILL be comped some one way tickets to HELL. sooner rather than later. I think we all agree.
what a bunch of dumb asses for inviting 'em in the first place.
lohans are toilet rim scum.
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"I'll wire a tip tomorrow" is the new "Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated." Congratulations White Oprah, you have replaced Father Andres (wonder what he's up to these days?) as the bullshit artist of the year!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 6:02pm.
'Grifter' reminded me of that excellent movie from the late 80's (?) with Annette Benning & John Cusack.
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That's a great movie! Don't forget Angelica Huston as Cusack's mother. I love the way she said "Los Angeleez".
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'Grifter' reminded me of that excellent movie from the late 80's (?) with Annette Benning & John Cusack.
On topic: erggh
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They had 8 people and only 6 ate. They will wire the tip. No wonder Lindsay is so fucked up.
What beauty and class (none and low).
How fucking tacky to crash a benefit. These people are out of their feeble fucking minds.
I would love to know who his "celebrity" clients were.
Special events like this are to be social with like minds. They never make a profit directly. They are essentially friend-raisers. Everyone knows if you freeload you take away from struggling missions. Except the Lohans.
Calling LOSER POLICE!
"Silver was to comp dinner for 8 to 10 guests, six people ate."
For some reason, this just reminded me of the scene in Father of the Bride where the little brother is asking to invite his friends to the wedding. "But don't worry, they won't eat anything!"
My gosh...that family is so low rent. Remember the Carvel (?) ice cream cake????? Any charity that invites this trash deserves what it gets.
I'm with you, Skinny Fat.
And *then*, Brother Paul has the balls to say hey, we were invited for free, 8 of us. Have they no shame? oh yeah, no.
a word about the charity? who the fuck cares? free dinner and publicity!
why the hell do these people get invited to anything? if i were a supporter of the clamshell whatsit, i would be seriously upset.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 11:51am.
That peekaboo stripper dress and fringed bag are giving me young Audrey Hepburn.
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That's Hohan. Every iconic actress rolled into one.
why would anyone invite White Oprah to a charity event? who comps people to a table at a charity event? fucking asswipes in the hamptons.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:04pm.
The GRANDMOTHER is 34. Jeebus..babies having babies. That's really sad.
Pffffft...my cousin has that beat. She was 28 when her first grandkid was born. That is Lousiana white trash for ya!
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 1:37pm.
Wowsa. Look at Crackie's bald spots. Does she not own a non-coke covered mirror?
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I don't think so. Otherwise she'd noticed that her fake tan was uneven and there's dirt (?) on her upper arm.
All while looking fab in a pantsuit stolen from Liz-n-Dick wardrobe.
Wowsa. Look at Crackie's bald spots. Does she not own a non-coke covered mirror?
Why am I not surprised, they're so despicable!?
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loopygorilla -- I used to work with this Indian woman who was a voracious food eater & hoarder. At one company picnic, she arrived with her huge family in tow -- each of those fuckers had a roll of Reynolds Wrap on them!!! They practically cleaned up all of the leftovers; those women stuffed their huge purses full of all the food and the guys' arms were full of food as well. I hate greedy people!!!
That’s right bixches. When Dina tells you her hawt self isn’t happy with the service and the onlookers gawking at her, then you better listen. And really what’s a few other guests coming along for the gate crash?
Never mind White Oprah knows best...bixch
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/07/oh-dear-dina-lohan-and-brother-p...
Jesus dude, it's a charity event, wtf did they think they were going? Host your own charity event for poor grifters in need if you need to eat for free.
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"I will wire a tip tomorrow" is the new "The check's in the mail!"
What is the deal with Lindsay's hair? Her scalp is looking a little....thinned out.
Way to go, MK! I love White Oprah posts! Thank you! :)
What Sweetas said - a Lohan goes to a Hamptons event...that's the entire joke.
Fucking morons!
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:20pm.
I was thinking of a real life Hunger Games with everyone from District Lohan, District Kardashian, and District Jackson.
hahaha. I'm not sure if they'd fight to the death or be so busy preening and squabbling that they were easy prey.
Oh, how I'd love to take a baseball bat to that mug.
We need a very special edition of Big Brother with the Lohans and the Jacksons - that would be must see tv!
LOLllll White Oprah is the real deal.
I can just picture White Oprah and her crew arriving with big hand bags, and White O filling the bag up with bread rolls, steak and chicken fillets, sachets of butter, salt and pepper shakers, the cutlery.
And Our Modern Day Marie Curie, used her brain for good, by custom fitting her Galvin Klein, Brada, Kristian Dior and Luisa Vouitton hand bag and lined with giant colostomy bags with a detachable funnel, so she can empty bottles of wine into her bag. cuz its too hard to steal bottles, since they are too heavy.
and when they refused to pay and had a fight with security, during the scuffle, White Oprah's bag snapped and red wine burst out followed by a whole 3-course meal.
at which time, White Oprah turns it all around and accuses the event managers and security of throwing food and wine at her.
Submitted by perky on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:42pm.
Check out Lindsay, looking like the perfect combo of Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, Greta Garbo, Bette Davis, Lana Turner, Natalie Wood, Audrey Hepburn, Katherine Hepburn, Catherine O'hara, Maureen O'hara, Maureen McCormick, Susan Olson, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, E.T., and Gollum.
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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:30pm.
Good story. But isn't $300 the minimum bill for even a glass of water in NYC? Or is that just the bar I went to.
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Lol, notice I said, we were "in our early 20's." Back then, $300 could buy a night on the town, even in NYC. Maybe not so much now.
If an establishment doesn't collect the bill before they seat the Lohans's, they get what they deserve.
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It has now been a little over 30 days since this sibling of a trainwreck actress entered rehab. She is supposed to have been released by now, but maybe she needed more help for her issues which include an eating disorder which is caused by her addiction to some pills her sister got her hooked on.
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hmmmm......has anyone seen Ali lately?
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A Lohan walks into an event in the Hamptons...
That's the whole joke.
Check out Lindsay, looking like the perfect combo of Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, Greta Garbo, Bette Davis, Lana Turner, Natalie Wood, Audrey Hepburn, Katherine Hepburn, Catherine O'hara, Maureen O'hara, Maureen McCormick, Susan Olson, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, E.T., and Gollum.
seriously, in what universe is the SkankMomma-In-Chief's presence an added plus?
it serves the hosters right, of course, but really a Lohan and a Hamptons Charity Event - the jokes pretty much write themselves...
@ Deb and Twatty
They totally have that self-entitled and criminal irish tinker (sorry, ahem, Travelling Community) mentality.
I'm amazed they aren't hitting up vulnerable senior communities offering new roofs and driveways on the basis that both are about to collapse, then doing a patch job and running off with money to the next unsuspecting neighborhood.
They are soooo griftery!
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I just googled the Clamshell Foundation. Calling it a "charity" is like calling Lindsey Lohan an "actress". I was feeling sorry for the charity getting scammed until I read their bullshit website. Grifters grifting from their fellow grifters. I love it.
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:30pm.
Good story. But isn't $300 the minimum bill for even a glass of water in NYC? Or is that just the bar I went to.
Linds is lucky she still can look pretty, as soon as she loses that it's alll finally gonna be over
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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:30pm.
LOL, if that happened now those pictures would be all over Gawker.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:05pm.
Lol. I was thinking of a real life Hunger Games with everyone from District Lohan, District Kardashian, and District Jackson.
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HAHA! I'd watch THAT on pay per view!
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JFC, I gotta wake up to THAT face?
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