Afternoon Crumbs
You haven't seen sophistication incarnate until you've seen Katie Price's lace garter tattoo - SOW
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (aka what you get when STAINS shapeshifts into a human) is going to play Dracula in a new show, because we definitely need more vampires on TV - Lainey Gossip
Holly Madison thinks that being skilled at breastfeeding Hugh Hefner and changing his diaper at the same time makes her a qualified mom - The Superficial
Say something nice: I do love the bedazzled HPV warts on JLO's lips - Towleroad
If Buffalo Bill made a suit out of Barbie skin, he'd sort of look like the always gorgeous Sophie Turner - Hollywood Tuna
The reason why cases of Valtrex have been airdropped into St. Tropez - Drunken Stepfather
Then & Now: The Home Improvement cast - The Berry
What I'm getting from this story is if you give Jeremy Renner some random pill, he'll pop it in his mouth! - Celebitchy
I thought this was Prince William and that got me excited, because then I thought if there's pictures of a topless Prince William then topless pictures of Prince Hot Ginge can't be far away... And then I was disappointed when this turned out to be James Blunt. Boo. - Just Jared
So what did Casper the Friendly Gold Digger buy JLo for her birthday with her own AMEX card? - ICYDK
They look hongray - Popoholic
I know I should be staring at Jakey Gyllenhaal's arm muscles, but I'm staring at that mega skinny fridge instead. It's so skinny! - Popsugar
Bar Refaeli's ass crack for your viewing pleasure - Hollywood Rag
"Obama totally gave me a shout out!" - Alexis Bellino - Videogum
Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler got married - I'm Not Obsessed
Carmen Electra should kick herself for the shameless horny fuckery she pulled on The Choice - Cityrag
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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 10:58am.
Just when I thought Katie Price or Jordan or whateverthefuckshescallingherselftoday couldn't get any trashier, she gets a really stupid tattoo... to go with her multiple plastic surgeries, fake bolt-on titty balls, collagen injections & hair implants. I wonder if they have trailer parks in England, because she's sure trying to convince us she came from one...
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LOL :) but that's why she's so fun to watch. but i agree, stupid (and trashy looking imho) tattoo. she had nice thighs too until this.
"Jonathan Rhys Meyers (aka what you get when STAINS shapeshifts into a human)"
OH! Don't you be insulting Stains now MK!!!!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:12pm.
lol please i dont want those dead beats.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 11:59am.
Seriously I am inlove with you all right now, im getting pregnant just reading your posts to my posts.
congrats on your pregnancy -- oh shit you may have landed on K-Fed or Lil Wayne in one of the posts without realizing it!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 11:59am.
and thanks for noticing, i didn't think anybody noticed the new song Janet wrote. lol cuz everybody was too busy focusing on the kstew "scandal"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 11:59am.
Seriously I am inlove with you all right now, im getting pregnant just reading your posts to my posts.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 11:57am.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 9:57am
good morning! Loopy i just read "All 4 Us." feel free to take the rest of the day off your work here is already done. foolio, lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 9:57am
go wash your mind with soap!!! lol
Loopy, hahahha I can see Jello whispering "hmmm sugar daddy, you taste so good... What's that?" - HAHA ewww
then she says "i like your new cologne, you smell like real man" sniff sniff lol
Lmao, WHY do you put this in my head, huh why? olololol
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time marched all over the faces of the "home improvement" cast...
luckily my eyes were cleansed with pictures of man candy jensen ackles, so all is right with the world...
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Roseanne Barr
J Ho does not want to marry that dork and give him that much money. I think it's all part of her real life reality show and all those presents, like his truck, are sponsored.
I couldn't figure out which trashy whore this was. I thought it was Courtney Stodden then Shauna Sand.
Sorry I get my beauties mixed up.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 2:18am.
Ya that Caspa betta save some $$. I think Jello would never end it but he looks so over it already that he's the type to cheat on sugar mamma with a twinkie...
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LMAO omg I can picture Casper being a sugar daddy, having a twinky side piece and the twink calls him "sugar daddy".
Ohhh that just brings filthy nasty thoughts into my mind about Jello kissing Casper and tasting dick, and saying "hmm you taste nice...whats thats"
Just when I thought Katie Price or Jordan or whateverthefuckshescallingherselftoday couldn't get any trashier, she gets a really stupid tattoo... to go with her multiple plastic surgeries, fake bolt-on titty balls, collagen injections & hair implants. I wonder if they have trailer parks in England, because she's sure trying to convince us she came from one...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Haha Loopy, I'll do that, except I'm thinking of asking for the knock-off of the knock-off: Zarconeeum! Lol maybe a tiny earring, something classy, he won't know the difference, unless he tries to scratch glass... He looks like an older version of uncle perv in home improvement. O_o
Ya that Caspa betta save some $$. I think Jello would never end it but he looks so over it already that he's the type to cheat on sugar mamma with a twinkie... I prefer to picture him in a swing with Jellominatrix and a paddle... But that's doubtful. So, he'd better save some his lunch money.
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Casper the friendly gold digger hahahahahaha
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:44am.
LOL im glad i made you LOL and choke lol.
as for cubic Zarconiums, as far as i know, from an article I read, you cannot tell the difference just by looking at it, but jewellers can, cuz zarconiums are flawless because they are manmade or something like that lol.
But if you do buy it for your boss, go print that Tiffany's logo invoiec and go to canal street in chinatown to buy the box, i saw a whole backroom of empty tiffany's boxes lol
Loopy, I knew it!
Shanel No. 5 and Ja-Alone, that's it take the rest of the day and let the others play now! Lmao Imma choke.
I need to visit this Mai Ling, you're giving me ideas for my boss' birthday lol Zarconeeeum is good you say? can't tell the difference?
May you too enjoy the sweaty upper lip... of your true love Jakey! <3 ;D
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Katie P's calves are bigger than her waist.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:26am.
haha i am on my lunch hour :P and i missed out on a dumplings lunch today cuz no one my co-workers wanted to go to shanghai dumpling house today!! FUCKERS! and i didnt wanna turn up JA-Alone (Jennifer aniston's perfume name", and stuff my face with dumplings...and now dumplings has been on my mind all afternoon.
Casper Smart, i hope you smart enough to be tucking some money away in a secret bank account cuz this gravy train wont last forever.
If i was Casper, I'd generating invoices with inflated prices and pocketing the fat.
for example that necklace is cubic zarconian, but jenny dont know the difference as long as it shines and sparkles, that necklace woulda cost $200, go to the google images and download the Tiffany's logo and copy and paste into microsoft word invoice, print it out and say $200,000.
and then go to Canal Street in Chinatown, go talk to Mrs. Mai Ling and ask for the Tiffany's necklace box, that will cost you about $20.
and then ask Mai Ling for a bottle of "Shanel No.5" which cost $15, take it home, scratch out the S and write C instead.
Put it in a birthday bag $8, and present! TADA! $243 gift for sugar mamma.
Invoice $200,000, $199757 wire transfer to cayman islands bank account. casper SMART.
now if he don't do that, he is casper stupid.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:06am.
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Omg Loopy, creepy uncle pervy ogling your chicken dumplings, REALLY cheap chicken househookers, nerds into dirty sanchezes?! Say WHAT? hilariously disturbing! HAHAHA
*Someone's on their lunch hour because that's an awful lot of chicken, lololol*
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Heh - Casper Smart, what a racket. He's really gay (or at least bi), he goes to cheesy peep shows on his own time, he buys Lopez a diamond necklace with MONEY SHE GIVES HIM (why not cut out the middleman, Jenny?) and throws a party for her using her credit card. And all of this is done with very few natural gifts - let's face it, Casper looks like an unattractive cartoon duck.
He should give a class in Creative Gigoloing 101: Don't Let Your Fug Keep You From All That Dosh.
Omgosh the Home improvement cast did not improve at all with age.
Tim allen looks creepy.
the co-host guy just looks fatter and now looks like the dirty perve uncle who watches you in your swimsuit, and then wipes his upper lip sweat cuz he is getting hot and bothered.
the old brother looks like a dumpy steamed chinese chicken dumpling *mmm dumplings*.
Pam and the other chicken now look like real housewives hookers, not the expensive type. $5 for HJ, $10 for BJ, $25 for one night.
the younger brother looks like some comic con nerd who is into dirty sanchezs.
JTT is alright, and the mother is alright too, she hasn't changed in looks.
the neighbourhood dude is dead.
EvilCupcake....since Jeremy took viagara, and it was a 10 hr flight, there would need to be at least two of us. It's the only time I will accept sloppy seconds. The things I would do to that man. :P
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rrrreeeeowwww Jakey! I would mount that piece of hairy beef until my private parts went numb.
Kate Bosworth has the oddest taste in men. Do they have to fit some BMI limit? They ARE making me hungraay.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:09pm.
Bar Refaeli is very pretty, but totally non-descript. I couldn't pick her out of a lineup of models. I feel that way about so many of today's models.
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I know so many girls that look like her. Not to say that she isn't very attractive or anything...I hate the perma scowl on her lip, though.
Just saw a girl on the street (NYC) last week with the same garter tattoo. Pretty lame-n-trashy looking... she was wearing shorts and it just looked like a paper doll "cut here" line around her thigh.
EC, I know you guys would be voracious with Renner! I have no doubt about that! hahaha
"Oops looky here... omg, did I take the wrong pill?... I'm feeling a little faint... Flight attendant, I have a big problem!" olol
A-huh!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 10:21pm.
YA RIGHT, Renner took viagra by accident, HA!
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How DARE you question the voracity of what my precious Jeremy said!
I kidd, I thought that myself. I mean who could confuse the infamous "little blue pill" with an Ambien FFS!
If only I had been on that plane! What a scene that would have been!
Katie, that's hawt. Next time you should try the "garter belt" tattoo!
YA RIGHT, Renner took viagra by accident, HA!
Casper the Friendly Gold Digger - olol MK
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Love me some Paul Rudd !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Look at them implants!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 9:12pm.
EC -- I don't think Jeremy needs Viagra; I think that man would function just fine without it. I better get your digits and slip your number to him if I ever run into him.
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Oh I kow he doesn't need it, but the story he told was funny.
And YES, please give him my number if you ever run into him. FedEx is well aware of my Renner obsession, as we have a date night planned for the weekend The Bourne Legacy comes out. He likes the Bourne franchise and I like Renner, so win/win!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:05pm
well then after yesterday's blind item we at some point might run into each other at an upcoming Jon Hamm personal appearance. i'll be the one shanking bitches on my way to the vip section
We better decide to wear different colors or something, so people don't mistake me shanking people for you shanking people. That would be embarrassing!
EC -- I don't think Jeremy needs Viagra; I think that man would function just fine without it. I better get your digits and slip your number to him if I ever run into him.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Casper the friendly gold digger.....MK that is comedy gold!!!!
How I would love to be on an 11 hr flight with Renner while he is hopped up on Viagra! The things I would do to that man would be unspeakable!
the Tudors was delicious but Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Dracula, ah well he will look good even in fangs :). . Can't wait. :E
my favorite Vampire, Gary Oldman "The Children of the Night...what sweet music they make"
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Paul Rudd is a bigamist. He's mah husband.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:13pm.
i don't know ... i figure you bad ass dlisted bitches will be my biggest competition ... i'll have to get back to you on that.
oh, trust me, i share your contempt for most celebrities. and i love the way you give outrage ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy -- don't shank me, Foxxy, please! I thought about your question some more. It's not that I dislike everyone, it's just that I have a lot more contempt for celebrities in general. It seems that the majority of them are douchebags -- does that make sense? They're given so much yet they act like asses and treat other people like shit; that's what pisses me off so much.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:05pm
well then after yesterday's blind item we at some point might run into each other at an upcoming Jon Hamm personal appearance. i'll be the one shanking bitches on my way to the vip section
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy -- I like lots of people, but I just can't stand Kate Upton. I also hate Blohan, obviously. And I LOVE Jon Hamm. And I love birfday boy Kevin Spacey.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:51pm.
you don't like anyone but Meloni, do you? lmao ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hekki -- don't get me started with that cow Kate Upton with that nasty ass hairy mole on her upper lip -- gah!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:09pm.
There's no mistaking Cindy Crawford or Naomi Campbell or Linda Evangelista. Most of these new girls are interchangeable. Except Kate Upton. Her square torso and heavy boobs are unmistakeable
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I agree with you. I was watching the video "Freedom" on youtube, and I said these are real models.
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