The Queen! Bond! Corgis!
I know, you're just here for the Corgis.
At tonight's Opening Ceremony for the 2012 Olympics (or as I know them as, the 2012 Athlete Bulge Watch), London shot their biggest load by putting THE QUEEN (you should curtsy at your keyboard while reading that) and James Bond together in the same room. I expected Helen Mirren in THE QUEEN drag to turn around when Bond came sashaying in, but it was the actual Queen and she had a line and everything. I hope this leads to The Queen starring in the next Bond movies as a villainess who beats him with her pocket book.
I haven't finished watching all of the Opening Ceremony, but I'm assuming that instead of fireworks, a naked Prince Hot Ginge came out and did jumping jacks. And I'm also assuming that the musical entertainment was Pete Doherty letting out his crack yodel while Harvey Price backed him up on the tambourine. Oh, and England's official ambassador of beauty Jodie Marsh lit the Olympic cauldron, right? Am I right? I'm totally right.
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That is great, about the vacation memories AND the tennis. You will do great I bet. I used to play tennis eons ago. I miss it, just don't have the time to devote to it like I did in college.
That is cool that you enjoy your in-laws. I hope you guys have a great time.
My vacay was great. Saw friends for the first week who I hadn't seen in YEARS. We did Crater Lake, Lassen Volcanic Nat'l park, and the Dog Bark Inn. Ended our vacation together at Glacier Nat'l Park, where I met up with my parents, and we went on to Yellowstone from there, the Grand Tetons and Jackson Hole, then spent a day in Thermopolis and enjoyed the mineral springs and dinosaur museum. Then I spent two days at my parents home, and then UGH! Back to reality.
My drama might be on the last 3 or 4 pages of the Op. Maybe 5. Not sure. It isn't that spectacular. Just getting a horrible renter out of my rental home.
Where did you travel, if I may be so nosey?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:54pm.
I cuppy!
I sent you a shotout several days ago, don't know if you saw it. How has your grumpy ass been, I've missed you and your SNARK!
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I responded, but you might have been off the site already.
Just got back from vacation last Saturday. Things are okay. They were fine until yesterday actually. All hell broke loose, BUT that is a long story you can catch up on in OP from yesterday if you are interested.
How have you been? Did you go on vacay? How's the tennis? How is your grumpy ass doin' ? ; )
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Oh no, I am so lighthearted, no grumpiness here!
We travelled for 3 weeks out of 4, this July. Great times, great memories. Tennis is going really well - last tournament tomorrow evening and I am playing singles for the first time, am terrifed. If we win, we take it all, and head to Districts! As in - holy shit!
We just got back and settle for about 2 days before our inlaws arrived from the Netherlands but they are lovely, if old and a little infirm so I'm delighted they are here for two weeks!
Where did you go on vacation? What pages are you on (ballpark)in yesterday's OP (just so I don't have to wade through too much!)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:54pm.
I cuppy!
I sent you a shotout several days ago, don't know if you saw it. How has your grumpy ass been, I've missed you and your SNARK!
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I responded, but you might have been off the site already.
Just got back from vacation last Saturday. Things are okay. They were fine until yesterday actually. All hell broke loose, BUT that is a long story you can catch up on in OP from yesterday if you are interested.
How have you been? Did you go on vacay? How's the tennis? How is your grumpy ass doin' ? ; )
Submitted by Lope on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 5:45pm.
I never see anything like that. Practically every teen in the U.S. gets braces,
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Yeah, okay, anything you say, but you are wrong.
hi cuppy!
I sent you a shotout several days ago, don't know if you saw it. How has your grumpy ass been, I've missed you and your SNARK!
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Submitted by vegasfan on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:42pm.
To everyone critical of D. Craig, I am truly mystified.
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No need to be mystified. Everyone has different tastes.
HI IRISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by vegasfan on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:42pm.
To everyone critical of D. Craig, I am truly mystified. That man is so hot and intense, he makes me swoon. You don't want him!?! Great! More for me.
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Oh vegasfan, darling, you know he's an actor, right? And not really your future boyfriend? You're so in love and intense, I just want you to be somewhat realistic. I say this with love. ;)
To everyone critical of D. Craig, I am truly mystified. That man is so hot and intense, he makes me swoon. You don't want him!?! Great! More for me. Anyway, besides the Queen/Bond bit, Kenneth Branaugh, Olympics Cauldron and fireworks, and the Dark Side of the Moon part, I thought ceremonies were totally pedestrian. Sorry. And no reference to The Kinks or Stones!?! Thank God, they remembered Bowie, or their would have been trouble. Why Hey Jude? Maybe because that is signature Macca. Should have
done another though.
You all are very astute to know that those Corgis were not the Queen's.
Her Corgi stock foundation is more working stock with working Corgi looks, whereas the stunt Corgis were more show type Corgis.
Regardless, I love starting any show with a CORGI!!!
That show was dreadful. No wonder the Queen had a mad look on her face all night.
Submitted by skinny fat on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:08am.
nbc, for reasons unknown, cut this from their coverage of the OC. it's a tribute to the victims of terrorism
http://deadspin.com/5929778/heres-the-opening-ceremony-tribute-to-terror...
nbc sucks and the commentators never shut the fuck up.
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SMH it was a very moving and beautiful performance. ITA about Munich as well. I remember that in Greece different people ran around a track during the OC carrying a torch. They touched on the cancellation of the Olympics because of the war, and acknowledged Munich as well. I thought they would at least do that here.
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Illuminati symbolism aside ... taken at face value, parts of the OC were great .... others not so great. Those hospital beds were straight weird as was, of course, that fuckin baby or whatever the hell it was. I think the baby has something to do with the illuminati child sacrifice ritual. The Queen is of course a member of one of the bloodline families that make up the controlling elite who move us towards the NWO. Symbols everywhere.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 4:55pm
Awe I think I love you.
Submitted by Willowmeena on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:38pm.
I shan't name names but some ignorant douchbag full of utter shit claimed 'Britain was a country full of rasict assholes' ??
Firstly, Britain is one of the most multicultural places on Earth. Secondly, if you want to see pure, undiluted racism, go to the deep south.
YEAH! Who said it? Spill! :)
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Wow, not even remotely true. Outside of London, multiculturalism is pretty far-fetched. And even in London, the racism is astounding. Living in the U.S. South now, I can tell you that racism is not something you see very often. If anything, people bend over backward not to be racist. But since you used the term "Deep South," you've obviously never been here. Maybe you can educate yourself before you make sweeping statements about a place you've never even visited? Nah...I imagine you'll just stick to your cartoons and continue to get all of your cultural information from there.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 4:03pm.
I'm obviously not British, but damn if those teeth jokes don't get old.
Has anyone bothered to look around the US lately. Between the meth mouths, the bucked teeth and yellow chicklets, I am not so sure that we have ANY room to talk about ANY country's dental care! Don't get me started on the Hollywood fucks and their glow in the dark, white picket fence teeth.
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I never see anything like that. Practically every teen in the U.S. gets braces, and that is NOT true in the U.K. When I lived there I saw some of the worst teeth I've ever seen, no matter how much of a stereotype it is. Oddly, though, the second runner up is Japan. The dental care there is sadly, sadly lacking.
I hate the queen. I hate royals. i hate the concept of royalty, which is basically the reason we had slavery and imperialism and colonialization and all the horrible things that happened when the British Empire pretty much owned the planet, creating havoc, death and chaos, the remnants of which are still found today with the entire continent of Africa being in shambles and occupation of Palestine and whatever else the consequences of British imperialism mad claims to world power were. I find it insulting having to watch this hag, who represents all that, open any ceremonies and give her blessing to anything. Fuck you queen and everything you and your free loading British royal family stand for.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I'm obviously not British, but damn if those teeth jokes don't get old.
Has anyone bothered to look around the US lately. Between the meth mouths, the bucked teeth and yellow chicklets, I am not so sure that we have ANY room to talk about ANY country's dental care! Don't get me started on the Hollywood fucks and their glow in the dark, white picket fence teeth.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 3:49pm.
Color me unimpressed. Yeah, it was a nice production, but it didn't push the limits like Beijing did. I found the tribute to the NHS most bizarre. What about a tribute to the lack of dental care instead?
YEAH! What about kids dressed up like British teeth all green and gnarly dancing around spraying people with green + brown gunk! Wooooohooooooo!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Color me unimpressed. Yeah, it was a nice production, but it didn't push the limits like Beijing did. I found the tribute to the NHS most bizarre. What about a tribute to the lack of dental care instead?
♫ Rule, Britannia! rule the waves,
Britons never will be slaves! ♫
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I agree with many here. This was a crapfest. I'm sorry for Britain if this is the best they can do.
The OC should not be about pumping your big ass ego with every past character and "culture" trait that the mass media has made popular. Yes, we know you Brits rule the world!
An Olympic opening ceremony should use the national character of the host country to bring everyone together, highlighting the beauty and power of humanity. China did that last year, as many other OC before. China's OC showed how humans can work together in perfect unison. That's what Chinese do best, yes, but that's something every nation/society can share. The London ceremony was exclusive of anything but British "culture." It wasn't meant to share the human spirit, it was meant to tell everyone that the world owes Britain. It was self-centered, arrogant and exclusive (not to mention dull and technically ill delivered). But I suppose that, in addition to all the mary poppings and winston churchills, those are the traits Britain best brings to the human spirit after all...
Submitted by Willowmeena on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:38pm.
I shan't name names but some ignorant douchbag full of utter shit claimed 'Britain was a country full of rasict assholes' ??
Firstly, Britain is one of the most multicultural places on Earth. Secondly, if you want to see pure, undiluted racism, go to the deep south.
YEAH! Who said it? Spill! :)
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
I shan't name names but some ignorant douchbag full of utter shit claimed 'Britain was a country full of rasict assholes' ??
Firstly, Britain is one of the most multicultural places on Earth. Secondly, if you want to see pure, undiluted racism, go to the deep south.
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I could eat a knob at night - Karl Pilkington
I LOVED the hippie deaf drummer! She was awsome!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I loved the whole show,the deaf percushionist, kids choir etc. It was brilliant to have the Queen drop in and really was an all inclusive show.
I watched just 15 minutes of this shitfest yesterday before backing out the door but then I am not a lover of this kind of entertainment. Even when we did in here in Vancouver two years ago I was cringing in the corner and so happy when it was all over. Hang in there London.
Too bad Paul McCartney won't go away (with Madonna).
Yes CIJ, its a metalic purplish color. I pair it with dark wash jeans if its not that fancy of a club or bar, or with a tight black pencil skirt if its a classy joint or event.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
CIJ, oooh that should be great fun tonight! Sounds awesome! Yup, took a couple of days, but I have my technique down pat! Avoid all sleep until your clock is synchronized to your destination. It's hard but it works! All good except had so much work coming back, didn't get a lunch any day last week. hohoh
@Luce♥, have a great bbq, don't burn yourself!
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Evil_Cupcake - I don't give two shits about Beijing, but for whatever reason everyone is comparing the two, that is why I am niggly. To be fair, everyone was expecting Boris Johnson on a London Bus, so ANYTHING other than that is an improvement.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:33pm.
CIJ - do you have a LOWCUT sequin tank top?
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No, but it sounds like something that would catch the men's eyes, especially in red. Is that your go to club item?
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:30pm.
Good grief! Does it have to be a Beijing vs London thing, and people taking it soooooo personally? There were great things about the OC in Beijing, and some not so great. There were some great things about the London OC and some not so great. FACT.
CIJ - do you have a LOWCUT sequin tank top?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Apart from Paul McCartney - that bit was shit - a bit like having a lovely creamy, tasty dessert and then being offered a dry Jacob's cracker, not appropriate or enjoyable...
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Hi Within! It's a party weekend for me. Tonight I am going to Memphis to see a band at a bar. Trying to decide what to wear......?
How's the jetlag? You back to normal yet?
Everyone who is bah-humbugging the ceremony can fuck off - who the fuck wants to be like Beijing? They admitted that their fireworks were CGfuckingI and at least the volunteers of our Games weren't forced to fucking do it - *side eyes shitty Communist China*
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Sorry I went all ADHD on ya guys last night, but there was so much to snark on!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm still perplexed as to why Paul sang "Hey Jude" Seemed like an odd song choice for the Olympic games. The guy has a huge treasury of songs to choose from and he picks that one?
Bye Lucy!! Have a good weekend.
Have a lovely Saturday everyone! ♥
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 12:58pm.
Lmfao, I used to be a fan of that system too, but it got scared out of me at Uni. I was the only one who handed work in on time. I've let myself go since then.
I'll take your sympathies, lover, and press them close to my bosom - it's been raining here off and on today, and I'm in no mood for that BBQ shit because I'm wearing satin heels.
Have a lovely Saturday ♥
GG, ya I could hardly keep up and missed a whole lot of posts, as I later found out LOL must have eyes on the back of your head too!
I thought Paul McCartney was good, given he's been doing this a hell of a long time and is getting up there. He's probably losing his hearing so he can't tell. Give him a break, ahahahaha!!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:07pm.
I'm sure if they cut 1 1/2 hours of that mess they could have saved a chunk of change. That boy meets girl crap at the end was pointless and dumb.
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yes-thats the bit i meant when i said about the phones-seems a lot of people here dont like that bit and so I totally agree.
@sugarfree-i wont be watching, after reading about the condoms thing(i know its been discussed so not trying to bring it up again) and stories about the athletes i cant help but think (alot) of them have massive egos and dont need the boost.
@ evilcupcake-glad i'm not the only one who noticed!
I still cant believe Paul McCartny's eyebrows last night! Like some chola got at him!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG gets the gold in multi-tasking. :-)
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Ha WR, it's one of my mommy super powers - one eye one the tv and the other on my monitor.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, sounds like you really watched the show very closely. Damn girl how did you do that at the same time you were having fun on here? hahah
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just came back to inform that S Williams and Jankovic can be seen live now on BRAVO - east coast and central
bye!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm sure if they cut 1 1/2 hours of that mess they could have saved a chunk of change. That boy meets girl crap at the end was pointless and dumb. Really? Come on at least a bit from Starlight Express!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
CIJ, your partaking of the good shit party sounds like a total trip! Hallucinating is the only civilized way to watch those long ceremonies. 1-2 hours yes, but much more and my attention span goes off to amuse itself, all its own. lol :)
*waves hi*
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