Meanwhile, In St. Tropez....
London might have the flaming Olympic cauldron, but right now St. Tropez has something even better: the twin flaming albino torches of ridiculousness known as Jedward. Dozens of hos in St. Tropez were temporarily blinded by flying gel crust and star dust when Jedward sashayed on by with America's reigning gutter goddess Tara Reid. If the Mad Hatter served crack cakes and meth tea to Alice and Tweedledee and Tweedledum at his party, this is what the aftermath would look like.
The broken condom babies of Christopher "Kid" Reid and Robert Pattinson became friends with Tara Reid when they all did Celebrity (????) Big Brother. Yes, they are just PLATONIC friends and you can't tell me otherwise. I refuse to believe that Jedward ran their tongues over Tara Reid's deflated whoopee cushion stomach at the same time, because if that happened the universe would've barfed on this planet and drowned us all. A Jedward/Tara Reid sandwich is what you get when you order from the 9th Circle Deli deep within the colon of HELL!
And Jedward must be dumb as dick or brave as all shit if they're hanging around Tara Reid. I mean, they're white and powdery, and you know how Tara's nostrils get when she's around something that's white and powdery. The next time we see pictures of Tara, a red sneaker will be hanging out of her nostril. Tara's gonna snort them up.
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wow she looks terrible :( not clean def
i miss the tara reid from urban legend, curvy and healthy is way better than this sick mess
you really nailed it with your alice and tweedles description MK!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:11am.
lol, what who where? oh hi
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:51am.
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Hey guys, what's UP? I recognize you from somewhere? You look SO familiar! lmmfao
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Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:27am.
LOL of course with everything like that, we all want to do it with strangers.
cuz it would be abit too awkward to arrive at the dinner party and go, hay thats Adam and Steve, who i recently DP with lol.
hay guys wats up.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:11am.
Oh dear god, that turned me on a little. I have a serious DP fantasy. No idea if I would ever really do it though. It would have to be with two total strangers who I would never see or hear from afterwards (unless I wanted to do it again, of course).
Submitted by DinosMom on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:01pm.
Creepy story. Alcohol addiction is so unfortunate. I know for sure that I'll just be sticking to the sticky-icky, and some salty snacks, and ice cream. Maybe some fried chicken. . .
@movedtocomment, lol...vaguely, but had to google. Lizzie is scarier in the face.
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For a sec, I thought that was Lizzie Grubman. Member her?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 6:14pm.
I don't get that about hookers. I'd charge more for a beej than a lay. . .BJ's are a lotta damn work! My neck and jaw muscles get achy and tired, especially if he's being stubborn.
Oh, but I guess they don't want their slits to get too loose? But still, fuck that. . . I'm a lazy ass bitch. I'd be a terrible hooker.
Her body is a sorry sight, but the mind is the real problem. If she thinks she looks good enough to leave a dark room like that, AND can't understand how her lifestyle is killing her, there's sadly no hope for her. No hope at all.
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What's with tara's sausage casing thighs? Those shorts are doing her no favors at all.
It's really not about whether or not Tara looks good in a bikini at her age or not. It's about the fact that her body is bloated from years of alcohol abuse. I was in the hospital a few years ago and my roomie was all bloated and much younger than me. I asked the nurse if my roomie was going to be OK and she said "No, she is going to die. Maybe in a few days or in a few weeks.". I was shocked, but that is exactly how her abdomen looked, bloated. My roomie was sneaking out of the hospital to get booze and salty snacks at all hours. Her obituary was in the paper ten days after I got home. Tara should get help and quit safely, but she may not reverse the damage to her body.she is so young to look like this.
It would all be okay if the twins were leading Tara Reid to her seat through a dark movie theater that was so dark that you couldn't see their swim trunks.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Partying it up with pancreatitis? Wow. I think she over-tans to hide the jaundice.
Yeah, she cleaned up nicely for the "American Pie" sequel. But she's back on the bad shit.
It's a shame.
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I thought they fixed Tara's broken plastic surgery?
I think she must be an exhibitionist. It's the only logical reason she'd keep subjecting the public to that creepy body.
And as for the twins...? Words fail.
That Sergeant Pepper jacket for little people really pulls Tara's outfit together.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:11pm.
yes they look like those troll dolls with that hair.
unfortunately they wont be changing that hairstyle anytime soon, cuz thats how their "fans" like them.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:06pm.
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I'm guessing eggswhites, imported bull jizz and support wires under that mess. It's not even cut properly, they look like those little troll dolls. And they have fans? lol
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this is so random!
they all look coked out and smelly.
Tara really should just adopt the last name Kennedy....move to Hyannis Port, smack a few trees with a BMW and then run for office.....its her damn right!
What a gaggle of flaming assholes.
Does St. Tropez have tsunamis?
Cause...yeah...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:39pm.
I don't know of any gel that can hold air up like that, so my only guess is, they rub one out and used it for hair gel like there's something about mary.
Oh look. It's Jennifer Anuston!
Those twin bots are most certainly not banging the TR. She's into rich and powerful usually wrinkled dong, featuring plenty of hookers and drugs.
Those two pasty high schoolers only know how to pose and do their hair. She'd have no reason to be with them except that one of her john's wife's agent best friends represents them and asked her to walk arm in arm with them for the paps. She got up, put her jacket on and said "sure". lol
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Shit, that's a scroll-down fug AND a scroll-up fug.
She looks like Amber Portwood with bleached hair.
What is with that stupid-ass jacket over her bikini?
"I've seen lots and lots of 36 year old women that have worse bodies than she does. She doesn't have the body of a movie star anymore. She has the body of someone that works at a gas station and is married to someone that does dry wall"
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OMG thank you for the imagery/laugh. I know exactly what you mean!
this definitely shoudve been a 'Caption This'
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Submitted by lislop on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:43am.
Hmmm perhaps so, and perhaps they are mean gays, cuz Tara has been looking good lately (yes its true, ive seeing it)
and obviously, being gay, they said to tara they are pro-fashionistas and promised to give her a makeover.
"ohhh tara, girl put this bra on, these shorts on and a hotel bellboy jacket on, except lets cut off the bottom half.
"and lets show off your porridge abs!!
"girl lets go! you look fab"
I'd be surprised if the twin freaks could get it up for Tara. Dudes are gay.
loopygorilla,hahaha!
Don't judge a book by its cover dlisters. these two guys might look harmless.
but Something in my loins tell me those two twinks are getting some menage a trois with Tara.
And these guys are tricky, cuz Tara is too drunk, stupid, drugged, and stupid enough to believe she is having sex with only one guy whilst looking in the mirror, even though she can't explain how there is another dick infront of her, in her mouth, because mirror images don't have dicks.
call it a sixth sense, but i can see these things happening.
vanilla ice + dirty hooker + leaky condom = jeward douches
tara looks like atlantic city boardwalk hooker who accepts coupons.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:11am.
That girl is on her last legs. There is nothing anyone can do.
This. I think even Lindsay will outlive her and that's beyond sad.
I'd rather be dead and in Hell than in St Tropez with these assholes.
Can't help but love this trio.
Looking at these pics has made my private parts cry.
I've seen lots and lots of 36 year old women that have worse bodies than she does. She doesn't have the body of a movie star anymore. She has the body of someone that works at a gas station and is married to someone that does dry wall. Don't think she looks near death. That's being hyperbolic I think.
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Jesus, when did she turn 50?
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Tara and Lindsay are both messes, but I've never minded Tara. Maybe because she isn't an asshole human being like Lindsay. I really do hope she gets it together because she seems like a sweet person.
Wow her knees look beyond their age. And yes her torso is far from sexy, it's strikingly similar to a malnourished, alcoholic sixty year old man with leather-tanned skin.
Her legs look like sausages ready to burst.
Does Jedward do anything? Too lazy to Google tonight.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:11am.
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That was uncalled for, hahahah I will remember that when I drop a hint as to what happens on a show, NO SPOILER ALERT FOR YOU missy!
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Within -- I'm imagining little snatch crabs, little pink crabs with pink, oozey sores all over them, whisking those nasty smelling shorts away. The sound they would make would be that twinkle, twinkle sound the Flinstones make when they get on tip-toe; I love that sound!!! Too bad we don't get sound effects here on dlisted, or smell, too, LOL!!! Talk about scratch n' sniff!
That girl is on her last legs.
There is nothing anyone can do.
Submitted by rnydaygrl: "She sells snatch crabs by the sea shore in St Tropez"
HAHAHAHA!! You, I like.
Let's not be hasty. Perhaps carrying a Jedward. Little difference between these pics and the ones I saw of Jizzle Brady pregnant on a beach today, rilly...