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Congrats to all the winners! and that 1 about Kris Jenner is superb
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

Awe! Thanks M and you guysssssss! Congrats to all!
MANI!

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Leenie!

LEEEEEENZ! xoxoxoxoxoxoox congrats all

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

LEENIE!! *heart thingy* congrats, funny hos!

Yay LEENEH♥!! and the rest of the winners!! And turnelbup, LMAO do you know where I can get one of those??

Congratulations Eileenie and my fellow Runners Up! Funny funny shite indeed :)

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Yay Eileenie! Congrats RU's too!

"I don't know her." - Mimi

Lmao at these! *applauds* congrats!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
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Congratulations, Eileenie McMeanie! For some reason, I can picture Kris H googling himself today and going, "wha?"

Congrats to the runners up, too. Funny, funny stuff.

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Yay Leenie, that was awesome!!

Congrats to Eileenie!!!! Xoxo

Bill turned the dial and learned, sybian face-fucking is never a good idea

A typical Sunday morning and MK is hungover and blogging...

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One hand on the keyboard.
One hand on the mouse.
Head locked up tight in a wooden box.
Yep, it's Friday night in Silicon Valley.

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After being scarred by seeing Paris Hilton's genital warts close-up, Bill learned to sit at a reasonable distance from his computer.

Just get the damn glasses already.

In the days before closed captioning.

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Octomom's next ultrasound: Hi-Def.

I'd still hit it...... with about 15,000 volts.

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Fred Willard learned how to Redbox after his arrest embarrassment.

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The Today Show presents the pre-interview Kathie Lee Gifford Fact-Checking Machine.

Finally, a look for Pippa Middleton that Kunty Karl can get behind.

Thats about the only way hes gonna get a box on his face.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:37pm.

Super Mario battles it out for supremacy against the Fupa King
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OLMAOOL, Sans, mind's racing with images of this shit, video arcade sounds and all, FFS lol!

eta, shit, sorry for the OffT comment, but you guys' recent captions on this shit is hilarious

OnCap: - Faces of Death VI: Featuring Poltergeist Zenith TV vs. Mom's 31yro Basement Son

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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*

Super Mario battles it out for supremacy against the Fupa King

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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"

He gets his parents' money for nothing, and his chicks for a fee.

The 3D is questionable, but the Smell-O-Vision works perfectly.

The Tara Reid's boobs look awesome machine.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Beta beta beta Karmelion,
you come and go,
you come and gooooooooooooo,

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

YAY Loozer! That was awesome! :)

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.