Lindsay Lohan Is Acting All Demure Again
Not a day goes by when Lindsay Lohan's saggy tit bags aren't playing patty cake with her knees during a topless photo shoot, but while shooting a scene for that low-budget, direct-to-Xtube movie The Canyons, she played the "ohmygawd I can't possibly show the chichis everyone on this planet has seen at least a dozen times" card.
TMZ says that before filming a scene where HoHan had to pull her freckled floor dusters out, she got a sudden case of the shies and told the crew that she'd only get topless if they stripped down to their boxers. Usually when HoHan makes a bunch of dudes take their pants off, the scene ends with her distracting them by giving them lazy handjobs while White Oprah sneakily crawls into the room to snatch all of their wallets from their pant pockets. Yeah, so if you're one of those crew members, now you know where your missing wallet went.
This obviously just a planted story to make LiLo looks like the epitome of modest and the crack industry's answer to Mother Teresa. Or maybe.... this story is made of truth and she only made those dudes get down to their chonies, because she's so used to making her johns strip as soon as they walk through the motel door to make sure they're not cops. Occupational hazard!
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I bet her snatch can do this:
http://bannedfromyoutube.com/watch_video.php?v=N3HG3X58S2SM
There's a movie called 9 Songs where all it is is fucking, and it's supposedly real. Apparently it was real enough for the actress to ask to have her name taken off the credits.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411705/
"In the seventies, there were only three reasons why three people would be in a room together: to have sex, to snort cocaine, or to have sex on a giant pile of cocaine." --- The Cinema Snob
She has the ugliest fun-bags and snatch. Simply. Disgusting.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:20am.
Loopy, thanks for pointing out Whamo's link BUD! You did a 360 degree turn? I turned inside out and sprung back! *barfs all over da place* ;)
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yup! i did turn 360. i was soo horrified by the imagine of lindsay not-so secret garden of eden, i went from gay to straight to gay again.
Whamo, the words "gang bang" and "pussay lips" CANNOT go together next to a Lohan link! Give bitches a warning next time YOU! hahahahaha *plans to get your ass back for that* ☺
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Loopy, thanks for pointing out Whamo's link BUD! You did a 360 degree turn? I turned inside out and sprung back! *barfs all over da place* ;)
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:09pm.
I think the last gang bang burned her pussy lips right off.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/enlargedarchive?path=/2006/09/13/lindsay_l...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the horror, the horror, that pic has made me gooo sooo gay ive turned the 360 and became straight and gay again.
ahahaha Lindsay is shy about showing her tittays and I'm straight.
This seems so unprofessional and stupid. She obviously just wanted to try to be cute.
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 6:49pm.
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I remember Betty Blue, really enjoyed it. Should watch it again. Yeah, the first five minutes were quite famous, wasn't there even some band called "The first Five minutes of Betty Blue." LOL
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:26pm.
The picture Whamo posted looks post-labiaplasty.
I was thinking maybe it's just post-wax stubble?
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 5:45pm.
Ya'll know that blue waffle shit isn't real right? Right? If not, read this:
http://womenshealthfoundation.org/blog/?p=2336
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Interesting article. Migraineuse should read it; it'd get her all riled up.
No one here in this film room is concerned about VDs and shit?? Seriously? (LTFOL at "sag tits playing pattycake w/ her knees" MK, *dies
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I don't understand this either...she seems to have no problem letting her freckled floppers hang out anywhere she goes.
Oh give me a fucking break, this bitch doesn't have an original thought in her skull cave.
JULIA ROBERTS did this first with Sleeping with the Enemy. The scene with her in her underwear and a tank top.
Damn copycat bitch.
It'd be a trip if James became the demure one and started furiously denying he was even nude on set. much less brushing the "floor dusters". I can see him becoming the Maud Adams on the set of "Tattoo" to her tweeting Bruce Dern.
@ M.E.
"Betty Blue" is a French film from the late 1980's which opens with real fucking. Kinda cool and personally I prefer to the awkward fake kind in TV/Film which is usually cringe-worthy and strangely unnecessary.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:57pm.
Bet Jack and Whamo cant wait to see her O face! *pukes*
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*applauds GG, the clairvoyant*
... BARFS...
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How DOES this bitch generate headlines that other actors would KILL FOR? HOW?
Demure, my ear.
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Thanks sinjin - I will pass on the good news. A disease that only passes from women to men? How about a dose of mysogyny?
Ya'll know that blue waffle shit isn't real right? Right? If not, read this:
http://womenshealthfoundation.org/blog/?p=2336
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:57pm.
Bet Jack and Whamo cant wait to see her O face! *pukes*
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LOL, gaaaagggaahhhhaagahgahahahah
Grabs bleach off GiG....grabs ME opens her eyes with tooth picks and hits link!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:57pm.
Bet Jack and Whamo cant wait to see her O face! *pukes*
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LOL, gaaaagggaahhhhaagahgahahahah
Grabs bleach off GiG....grabs ME opens her eyes with tooth picks and hits link!!
Whamo - I'd rather watch Luka carve up some Asian ass before I click on blue waffle.
*rocks back and forth*
Whatever Whamo. I'm icing my vagina tonight. It hurts just looking at it!
*grabs bleach*
Bet Jack and Whamo cant wait to see her O face! *pukes*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:50pm.
Hrrrmm what is this blue Whamo link thing...should I? Waffle? I like waffles. Syruppy goodness..buttered...AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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If you love waffles you'll be pigging down on waffles for dinner tonight:)
You guys are hilarious today!
I had to see what the big deal (hahaha!) about this James Deen guy is, so I checked out some of his videos. There is one where he is the mailman with a woman dressed as a schoolgirl. SUPER. HOT.
I can't with this stunt cunt.
Did anyone stop to explain that SHE is the one getting paid far more money than any of those crew members, to flash her STD machine on cue? The crew isn't getting compensated for that, so STFU and flash the hardworking people, you miserable slag.
Hrrrmm what is this blue Whamo link thing...should I? Waffle? I like waffles. Syruppy goodness..buttered...AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat :
Awwwww *picks at Uvy's low hanging fruit* :)
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:41pm.
Whamo - that is one link I absolutely REFUSE to click. I've thus far managed to not see it and I dontwanna.
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Come on YOU have to!!
You can rock with me later!!!:D trust you'll need to!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:38pm.
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Whatever the case LS It's not making me want to run my tongue over it that's for damn sure!!
Whamo - that is one link I absolutely REFUSE to click. I've thus far managed to not see it and I dontwanna.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:31pm.
Maybe she had a set of Donkey ears hangin there and she decided it was time for a buzz cut?
LOL'd
But yeah I think so. Stitches sometimes scallop over, and this looks like it's healed from stitching; plus it looks cut along the outline of the majora.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:20pm.
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OK so I've heard the term Blue Waffle and didn't know what it was.....I WISH I FUCKIN STILL DIDN'T..LOL!!!!
SWEEEEET GEEEEEEEZUZ TAKE ME NOW!!!
If you haven't seen it I triple dog dare you to hit the link!!!
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-reall...
Isn't it funny how many hits you get when you search for "Lindsay Lohan upskirt"?
The laughs today are priceless.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:26pm.
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Do you think she actually had surgery? I mean there ain't nothing there. Maybe she had a set of Donkey ears hangin there and she decided it was time for a buzz cut?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:12pm.
like she's had a football or something pressed against it smooshin her lips down like a damn deer bed in the woods....
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
The picture Whamo posted looks post-labiaplasty.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:07pm.
*serves milkshake with cherry on top to the lovely Cupcake of Eeebil*
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YUM! I really want a shake now!
Thanks Hekki! * takes "new" cherry (hee hee) and puts it on head*
I needed a fresh cherry (jokes write themselves).
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:09pm.
I think the last gang bang burned her pussy lips right off.
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Has she had surgery on them? That was my first thought.
*refuses to click links*
I know one of you evil bitches will guise a link to blue waffle.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT!
ho please. you flash your meat flaps like a windsock.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:15pm.
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It'll take a while to get that image burned out of my head! LOL!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:09pm.
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Someone's been giving her the Indian Rug Burn
The amount of direct pussy linkage on this thread reminds me why I come here.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Whamo's pic is the one I remember (lol @ "Whamo's pic)
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Poor porno boy James Deen there. He's probably been in 1000 pornos at least, buck naked and walking around winking his no-no for the camera as he bangs, and laying next to that it was so traumatic his moneymaker probably shriveled to the size of a caterpillar.