This Is The Look: Javier Bardem As An Evil Blonde
If a mash-up of Carolina Herrera and Gary Oldman as Dracula went to the HERP DERP Salon and told his stylist, "Gurl, give me the Walter Mercado," this is the beautiful image that would make every mirror in the place steam up. One thing Hollywood has taught us is that the more jacked up Javier Bardem's hair is in a movie, the eviler his character is. So this is one is definitely skipping hand-in-hand with Lucifer and Pimp Mama Kris on a trailer of charred innocent souls. Bitch is that evil.
Below is the new trailer for The Queen's homeboy's new movie Skyfall and besides the regulars, it also stars Javie, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Wishshaw as Q, Albert Finney, Naomie Harris and Bérénice Marlohe. Open your eyes as wide as possible to take in all of Javier's peroxide glamour:
Daniel and Javier's scene! Javier is serving up some blond queen cuntiness. When Javier coos at Bond, "Just look at you, chasing spies," I expected Bond to snap back with, "Just look at YOU, bitch, chasing Swedish guinea pigs to make wigs out of." Congratulations to Sam Mendes for giving us the most glamorous evil Bond queen of ALL-TIME!
Here's Daniel, Rachel Weisz and Jeremy Renner at last night's NYC premiere of that Bourne Identity reboot. I am not interested in that Bourne shit if it doesn't have a straw-haired Javier Bardem in it.
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Javier Bardem looks just like Gary Gnu from the Great Space Coaster.
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I wanna like Daniel Craig, but he bores me. I do like the fact that he married a woman in his age range. He didn't go looking for a 20 year old starlet.
This movie looks like it will be good. I adore Daniel Craig. Sean Connery will always be my favorite 007, but Craig is a close second.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Holy shit, he looks like Cindy Brady's nemesis, Buddy.
i have liked Javier in the few things i have seen him but that top picture makes him look like some one's Grandmother in Boca , wearing a man's suit.
haven't gotten into the Bond' movies with D/C but my favorites of all the earlier ones by far were Sean and i really liked Pierce Brosnan.
nowadays, i can't seem to get into all the car chases/ guns/ loudness like i used to...(part of the reason why i can't give a rat's ass about Batman movies either (tho I do like Bale)
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= Edna 'E' Mode
Javier will always be "Helloh Friendoh!" to me, LOL
I see Renner as Mr. Viagra and I like Craig, OK!?
But WHY are people talking about Idris?! mmm mmm mmm
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i completely support idris elba as bond...sexy, sexy, sexy!!!!
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Bitches, best get in line to sex on my Daniel. I have claimed him for years :)
most people find the new Bond boring becuase they try to write an actual script and cast actual actors (even if they are easy on the eyes--Hottie who was the baddie in Casino Royale, swoon. Javier, is sexy as hell sans ridiculous hair)
Whammo, Craig plays Bond ala Flemming's actual charater. 007 is supposed to be cold, brutish, and heartless. He never was a charmer in the novels. The novel Casino Royale ends with M telling him about Vespers lover (Polish Home Army resistance fighter) being held, and how she was trying to save him.) Bond responds, the bitch is dead. THE END. no vengance for Vesper, no sypathy, etc
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
I'm loving Daniel Craig as Bond.
Pierce Broso was too fey and looked like a stiff breeze could take him down. Roger Moore was unintentionally hilarious (Judo chop!)
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Javier needs to forget this acting foolishness and just pose naked. All the time.
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I don't care for the new hair color, but he is in character.
What more can I say Top Billin'... Audio Two
I might actually go see this because Craig in a suit is worth 40 dollas for some popcorn.
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Renners got himself a very unfortunate case of hobbit head
Dear god, Idris Elba as Bond?! Swoooon. That man is gorgeous and mad charming. I'm sorry, but Craig as Bond is more like a Jason Bourne type. Super fighting machine, but utterly humorles and charmless. Needs upgrade.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:59pm.
lol! I thought he looked kinda young there.
*kicks google*
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Jesus she's beautiful.
Yes, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan is sexy as shit in "Magic City", which features the female lead /Bond girl from Quantum of Solace (what the fuck does that mean?) as his wife.
The English press used to call Daniel Craig Mr Potato Head but I still think he's hot. However, it would be cool to see Idris as Bond.
On a side note, I think I need to change my user name, it's becoming as self-fulfilling prophecy :(
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 4:34pm.
and wth? how do you make this http://cdn.indulgy.com/Eq/Ku/9a/196188127486811964uKF0AKIMc.jpg
into something that dam ugly? dear lord.
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That's not Javier Bardem. That's Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Ok, I saw the clip ...yes that IS Walter!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bond. James Bond.
that shit NEVER gets old for me.
and wth? how do you make this http://cdn.indulgy.com/Eq/Ku/9a/196188127486811964uKF0AKIMc.jpg
into something that dam ugly? dear lord.
Judi Dench and Helen Mirren are some bad ass older women, it's what I aspire to be someday.
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no "This Belongs In A Museum" tag?
/Teams Moore and Brosnan. i refuse to watch blonde alleged Bond [tho i like Craig in other roles and heartily approve of his Kardashian bashing]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
For the right way to create a bleached-hair villain, please refer to Christopher Walken as Zorin in A View to a Kill.
Bardem as a blonde is ridiculous and Penelope must be throwing up a little every time she wakes up next to that yellowish mop.
fifth pic: spot on jolie impersonation ;-)
W T F!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
mmmmmmmmm yes yes yes....excuse me....*saves as Jeremy Renner pics*
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:13pm.
She looks the same as she always looks. Woman is classic beauty.
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I do think she's pretty but something looked different to me. Maybe her hair is darker & the make up person used more contour? I can't put my finger on it. Obvi per browns are thinner but overall she looks more sculpted in the face than usual. And the pic of her snapped while talking looks completely different. Gorgeous but different.
(shrugs shoulders)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:42pm.
Whamo -- I think Daniel Craig makes a great Bond; in fact, he's my second favorite Bond next to Connery.
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Connery's the man and # 1 bond...period .lol!
I get the "darker bond thing" but I like the levity with my Bond, The wry smile before he dispatches you in some funny way. I like Pierce because he was the suave one, Moore because I was more of a kid and he was a campy Bond but I just don't like Craig. To me he's too much like a Jason Borne.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:39pm.
But, come on, in 1977 humans were still using sea urchins to wash dishes before taking them back to their caves and clubbing them to death with stone tools.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 2:08pm.
SANS FARDS -- were you watching "The Borgias" for Jeremy Irons? I was, too, but surprisingly, I found it rather boring. I love Jeremy, I think he's the hotness, but man, that show is slow IMO.
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yea, I watched a few episodes but wasn't all that impressed. I love Jeremy Irons too but that show didn't do it for me.
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I tried watching The Borgias because I was having Tudors withdrawal. I think I got through 2 episodes.
2 of my top 3 favorite men in those pics. They being J. Renner and D. Craig. The things I would do to either of them.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 2:08pm.
SANS FARDS -- were you watching "The Borgias" for Jeremy Irons? I was, too, but surprisingly, I found it rather boring. I love Jeremy, I think he's the hotness, but man, that show is slow IMO.
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yea, I watched a few episodes but wasn't all that impressed. I love Jeremy Irons too but that show didn't do it for me.
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 2:07pm.
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Did you see Biutiful? That's my main reason for not snarking on him. Mr. Lisbet got it from the library and we thought we'd watch a half hour before bed. 2+ hours later, we're still there. It's great.
SANS FARDS -- were you watching "The Borgias" for Jeremy Irons? I was, too, but surprisingly, I found it rather boring. I love Jeremy, I think he's the hotness, but man, that show is slow IMO.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:36pm.
He looks like he should be ripping you off on your next dishwasher purchase in the year 1977.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!! I think he sold my aunt a 'portable' dishwasher!
"It's portable! You can just roll it into the closet when you aren't using it!"
There really aren't many things in this world that go together as magnificently as Daniel and a good suit huh?
Rachel Weisz is flawless. (except for those shoes! They're summery and springy and the dress looks fall-ish.)
I can't throw hate at Javier. If I ever dare try, I threaten myself with watching The Sea Inside again. that movie rips the goddamn happiness out of any heart.forever.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:33pm.
Beige is never a good color for hair.
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He looks like he should be ripping you off on your next dishwasher purchase in the year 1977
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His hair is the same color as his leisure suit.
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Javier makes good movies.
I think Roger Moore was the best Bond, too. And he seems like a cool guy in real life.
Rachel is so hot
Lucifer_Sam -- sorry, hon; lots of women dug Roger -- he just wasn't my bag of chips. But yeah, Christopher Lee was a gorgeous, hot man; I'll always be in love with him -- one of my favorite Draculas ever!!! I could listen to that man read the phone book -- swoon!!!!
*panties exploding*
Co-sign on Christopher Lee!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Ooooh. Javier Bardem looks super evil. I usually don't watch James Bond movies but might see this one to see Javier.
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agreed. Christopher Lee and Jeremy Irons have the best voices in the world.
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I love Craig as Bong (typo stays for Snowy). But if I had to choose someone for the next leg of the franchise, it'd be James Purefoy.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:46pm.
I fucking LOVE Christopher Lee.
I LOVE his voice. I want to EAT his voice.
And yes, he was a beautiful man when he was younger.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:42pm.
I think Roger Moore brought the right amount of levity to the Bond role, but, IMO, he just wasn't sexy enough.
OMG WAT. Roger Moore was my first ever crush - I was 6 years old!
I like that he did Bond "funny". It is for that reason that, to me, his Bond movies are the more memorable ones.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:27pm.
Oh, I dunno. I think I could be persuaded to watch Scatman.
I'm debating whether to go see TDKR. Is it worth it? I liked Batman Begins but thought The Dark Knight was overrated.
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I fucking HATE Batman - unless it's the camp version I watched as a kid on weekends with the BLAM! and POW! and shit.
I was forced to watch the with Heath and I nearly slit my wrists out of boredom. And HIS VOICE - for whys?
There was a scene where he was in his car somewhere and then it turned into some kind of motorcycle and I just wanted to curl up in a corner and cry.
One of my favorite Bond villains ever was the hot Christopher Lee as Scaramanga in "The Man with the Golden Gun." Scary but definitely not hard on the eyes, at least IMO.
I would have liked to see Clive Owen as Bond. But Daniel Craig is, uh, different.
My favourite Bond is Timothy Dalton, so my opinion may not mean much.