Night Crumbs
Snoop Dogg thinks he's the reincarnation of Bob Marley, has quit hip hop and is recording a reggae album as Snoop Lion. In other words, Snoop got beyond blazed while watching The Lion King with The Wailers blasting in the background - The Hollywood Reporter
Somebody tell Taylor Swift to Google "Kennedy curse" - Lainey Gossip
Brad Pitt needs to paste that bushy stache over his eyes if he wants to nail his JR Ewing impersonation - Popsugar
For the 50 millionth year in a row, Vanity Fair has done a wrong by not naming Shauna Sand as their best dressed of the year - Celebitchy
Please tell me that a second after this picture was taken, Miley Cyrus' dog lifted his leg on her skirt - Drunken Stepfather
Today's lesson from Christina Milian: When the paparazzi won't return your calls, just tweet your own swimsuit pictures - Hollywood Tuna
This is best viewed with the mute button on - Towleroad
"At least I'm not doing men in the bathroom all night long, slut pig!" - Kim Richards - The Superficial
That motorcycle is staring at Olivia Munn's ass - Popoholic
Jared Padalecki with child - ICYDK
BREAKING: Tommy Girl makes Suri Cruise walk on her own. "Happiest place on Earth" my ass - Just Jared
SamRo feels Katy Perry's pain - IDLYITW
Cuba Gooding Jr. is wanted, which is not something you hear often - Celebslam
Julianne Hough + Josh Duhamel + Nicholas Sparks = unflavored cheese - The Berry
Hermione Granger is not going to get tied up and slapped around - Videogum
Falcor Rimes' endodontist did us all wrong by not sewing her much shut when they had the chance - Hollywood Rag
1975: Where nightmares go for inspiration - Cityrag
Why the children of Austria were running from the town center while screaming about how The Grinch has arrived really early to steal Christmas - I'm Not Obsessed
No established actor is going to want to be in 50 Shades. They should just go the Twilight route and cast a bunch of unknowns. Emma Watson is too beautiful for that role. Ana is supposed to be plain and average.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 2:29am.
When it has to be done by an equine vet it is.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
That Lindsay Lohan/Katy Perry story is funny. If it's true than I suffer 3rd party embarassment for Lilo. Get some dignity.
I met Snoop Lion waayy back when he was Snoop Dogg. My friend and I went to his concert. She was a super fan, so midway through the concert we went around back of the arena and slipped backstage. After the concert was over he came over and started talking to us, took a pic, and was super nice. Anyway my friend just started to cry..like screaming, blubbering, hyperventilating crying. He looked at her and said "That's true emotion right there!" I wanted to die.
LeAnn Rimes is full of crap. An endodontist specializes in root canals. That is ALL they do. It isn't surgery, not even "minor surgery" as she calls it. It's a fricking dental procedure. It isn't scary either, unless you're a big baby. She's really milking anything she can, huh?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I might have to revisit my college Death Row Records poster from the mid 90s to see who isn't a "gangsta rapper" according to some british slags professional opinion.
One of these things are not like the other...tupac, suge, dre...........snoop dogg?!?!?!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:48pm.
True gangsta rap is not on billboard lists, it's underground.
No it isn't.
Anycase...an artist whose main lyrical focuses are pimping, drugs, drinking, murder and guns ISN'T a gangsta rapper!
So says the dlisted-intelligent-boro!
Great observations, ladies! Seriously!
Being closely related to great Bob Marley, it is actually very flattering to Marley and his legacy that his spirit and music is still resonating with so many people. We love you especially on the Big Island!
So, is the guy trailing Tommy Girl and Suri a 1)Holmes-funded anti-kidnapping supervisor, 2) a Co$-funded kidnapping expert who's looking for his chance, or 3) a Disneyworld drone who hopes to God they'll leave before sundown and the fireworks.
My other question is: what in HELL does Holmes have on Tommy Girl that she'll blithely let him take her kid for outings without fear that his Scientology nutjob handlers won't actually TRY to kidnap Suri? It must be big for her to be so confident.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:27pm.
Celebrities thinking they are the new Marley is as tired as celebrities thinking they are the new Monroe.
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Well said!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Twatty, i didnt think it was scary, but to me none of King`s books are scary. It has some of the fantasy aspects of Dark Tower mixed with some real crime messed up serialkiller- stuff, so I loved it. The first 20 pages are a motherfucker, nothing but descriptions of landscapes and shit (I am blaming Mr. Straub, co-author for that), but it turned out to be fantastic. One of my favorites.
That vein on Terri Hatcher. O
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:34pm.
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OLOL Twatty, then you know all about it, and wouldn't freak out at all the things you heard. It is a shame when you wanna ask so many questions, and he's way over that. I'm telling ya, it was probably exhausting for him to deal with hearing it on a daily basis and also keeping a neutral expression, fascinating as it might be...
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UBF -- is Black House scary?
I read the script for The Counselor that Fassbender is filming with Pitt and Ridley Scott. It's a fucking unreadable mess. If they manage to make a coherent film out of it it'll be a miracle. Fassy is perfect casting though. I just hope the film makes sense coz the script sure doesn't!
I was born in '75, those doll ads explain a lot!
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:32pm.
(A) Love Snoop, sick of Marley and all his sycophantic hangers-on who weren't even born when he was alive. STFU posers.
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LOL!!!! I wish we could round up all those people here in Ann Arbor and put them behind a wall so the rest of us could enjoy a nice clean city.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
That's what happens when you make yourself throw up. Erodes your enamel eventually.
"Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:45pm.
What the hell with Falcor's rotten teeth? She's in her 20s! And rich! Does she not brush and floss?
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Didn't Taylor just recently have her eyes on a Shriver/Shwarzwhatever son? Until Maria shut her down, that is.
Isn't it real hot and humid in Orlando? How is Tom wearing jeans and a long sleeve shirt, and Suri a costume that I'm sure makes her itchy?
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
I was not aware Miley was related to Will and Willow Smith. (EARS!)
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:38pm.
And the acting was BEYOND SUCK. I'd forgotten how bad it was. Egads. Nice to see John Ritter, though. I still miss him.
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Team John Ritter *sniffs*
Thx, then glad I missed the tv version, ugh.
OnT: Snoop is talented, though, will say. Will see how he is in the reggae objectively.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:57pm.
Gangsta rap was a gimmick to sell records, even Tupac said so.
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I hear he's still alive, man.
Or is that Biggie? I can never remember.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 8:58pm.
Within -- just chillin'. You?
C6 -- Funny you mention "It." They just ran it on Spike this weekend. And of course, I watched it. I fucking love Pennywise; he scares the shit out of me every time I watch it, even if the ending is lame as can be.
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And the acting was BEYOND SUCK. I'd forgotten how bad it was. Egads. Nice to see John Ritter, though. I still miss him.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:42pm.
I just went to JJ and called Skankelina "Angevagina". Was that wrong?
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Dog, that was so NOT WRONG, it was awesome! *genuflects to you*
Just gotta throw that out there, Black House is an AWESOME book. I m right now reading through the Dark Tower Series, am finally halfway through the last book and i just might have to throw Black House in there afterwards again... I like how King connects his other books with the Dark Tower Series characters. But then again, i love most of his stuff. He has some amazing short Stories. I would kill to spend two hours inside his head.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:27pm.
Celebrities thinking they are the new Marley is as tired as celebrities thinking they are the new Monroe.
Snoop - you are not a Marley - give it up.
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This. Marley was kite-ing but was original. Who the fk came before him in the way he did? No one. Then Snoop does this "40s and hos and we don't love 'em though and d-o-dbl-g" shit and it's like BITCH WE'VE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFO.
Fk, bring back Back In The Day, goddamnit. *edit, fml
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Within -- hey, I worked with evil kooks myself for 20 years -- I worked for lawyers!!! But seriously, the guy doesn't talk much about his work; he recently retired and is now obsessed with golfing, other sports, family, etc.
Snoop Dogg looks like a human version of a Doberman Pinscher!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
(A) Love Snoop, sick of Marley and all his sycophantic hangers-on who weren't even born when he was alive. STFU posers.
(B) I didn't think it was possible for Falcor to get any uglier. I was wrong (happily). I hope her face fucking freezes that way.
Celebrities thinking they are the new Marley is as tired as celebrities thinking they are the new Monroe.
Snoop - you are not a Marley - give it up.
CIJ, just seeing Squinty Falcor's name makes me not click. I automatically think of her maniacal laughing pics, thanks MK! olol
I liked Snoop Dogg's earlier music more but I don't mind him now - he's into mellow mode and seems all we hear about him are drug busts and bans... *shrugs*
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Is anyone truly surprised that Snoop would gravitate to a country/culture that loves the fuck out of some ganja?
Bob Marley he is not though.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:48pm.
I can't believe I am about to agree with EH but Snoop may be commercialized now but he definitely used to be considered gangsta rap. Hell, he used to be on Death Row Records.
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Exactly!
Deep Cover anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXr6aUFP8U
asswipe.
brad looks stupitt.
taylor swift is an idiot who writes crappy songs.
I've always thought Snoop was adorable as a human, but I could never listen to anything he ever did "musically", so, for him to go "reggae" is a big WTFC.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Gangsta rap was a gimmick to sell records, even Tupac said so.
I don't think Taylor Swift is all that swift.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 8:17pm.
Something about the pioneer of gangsta rap migrating to the most chill, goodtime form of music that there is just irks me.
Snoop needs to go sit his old ass down somewhere, he just looks stupid.
Lol people can evolve
Submitted by C6 on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:05pm.
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You drink it straight from the bottle, damn girl, orders one straight up! ;)
@Twatty, doing well :) LOL I'd be scary working with real life kooks. That guy sounds fascinating but last thing he probably wanted to do while out socializing was talk about his job. Which is too bad right? haha
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I can't believe I am about to agree with EH but Snoop may be commercialized now but he definitely used to be considered gangsta rap. Hell, he used to be on Death Row Records.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
True gangsta rap is not on billboard lists, it's underground.
I grew up listening to the start of hip hop and rap (mainly NY style thanks to Kenny K here in Tampa back in the day before he died needing a liver transplant). :(
If you're singing a song with Katy Perry, chances are you're not gangsta rap any longer if you were to begin with.
Snoop went from a dog to a cat now? O_o
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:42pm.
"Angevagina". Was that wrong?
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WTF? Ltfol, oh damn
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
I want a talking J.J. doll. "DynOmite!!!"
I caught the trailer for the Snoop doc REINCARNATED yesterday when it came out. It's an official selection for the Toronto International Film Festival this year. It looks really good, but then again it's done by Vice and I love a lot of their stuff.
http://youtu.be/MTqyV5Kw9Ss
What the hell with Falcor's rotten teeth? She's in her 20s! And rich! Does she not brush and floss?
TMuffin, yes about 7 years ago; planning to re-read the series of his. Him and John LeCarre's espionage shit. Another big one there.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
I just went to JJ and called Skankelina "Angevagina". Was that wrong?
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C6 -- I've got Black/House around here somewhere; did you read it yet?
Dog -- nah, we're talking about a sophisticated guy here; would not have worked at all. But in all seriousness, I would really love to sit in on an interview with a seriously evil person, just to see how they tick, see their mannerisms, shit like that. I'm fascinated by stuff like that.