QOTD: Kunty Karl Doesn't Like Pippa Middleton's Face
Oh, it's been much too long since we've all frozen our finger tips on the ice cold cuntiness that pours out of Kunty Karl's ghoulish prune lips when he comes for a bitch. This newest ice pick of words from the Grand Dame Bitch of the House of the Death Eaters comes from The Sun and normally I look at anything that comes from The Sun with suspect eyes, but Kunty Karl would totally say this. It's practically stamped with a platinum certified cunt seal. (FYI: The platinum certified cunt seal is a picture of Choupette Lagerfeld winking.) As Karl ran his fingers through the mop of cob webs on top of his head, he shat out this piece of pot kettle pricelessness about the Middleton sisters:
"Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back."
Kunty Karl slapped her down like that. Damn. That crypt keeper went IN on her. That's like a poem by Yeats if Yeats was a straight-up, black-hearted harsh bitch who had his soul removed because it made him look fat. But I'm sure Karl will make it up to Pippa by sending her an apology gift in the form of a $50,000 Chanel bag made out of pink dolphin leather with a note written in his black blood that says: "This would look good over your head. Kisses, KK". Pippa should really take that as a compliment, because if Kunty Karl doesn't like her face then that means he'll never slurp blood from her neck veins. Bitch is lucky. Although, he might slurp blood from her butt veins......
This is probably the first and only time I will agree with KK.
PIPPA IS FUG. I've seen men who are prettier than her. A woman with a face like that better be good in bed, because there is no other way they could attract men.
She only seems too happy to be snapped by the paparazzi despite claims that she is a 'private person'.
Love Karl and his inability to be politically correct.
I know he'd call my ass ugly and fat in a heartbeat, but I love me some Kunty Karl. If I were mega rich and well respected in my field, I'd happily sit in my mansion playing the life of a 17th century aristocrat (I loved that Harpers Bazaar piece on his day in the life) while throwing shade at anyone I wanted.
Michael - you were really funny with this one but I must admit I laughed hardest at the quote from The Sun. Your note written in black blood came close, though.
So great...she's ugly...is everybody happy now?
To anyone defending Pipps, bitch PLEASE. She IS Jerri Blank. Only difference is, she can't pull prosthetics off at the end of the day and look normal.
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OMG, I love strangers with candy and you hit it on the head...kept thinking WHO does Pippa remind me of???Whoooo??? and you just nailed it. You are fabulous. :)
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Hmmmph. Well, I, for one, don't like Kunty Karl's face So, Kunty - what the Hell are you going to do with your so-called face that looks half melted? Bitch needs a few face lifts and then repeat as needed.
bitch, puh-leeeeeze...
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:02am.
LOL Within ♥ Just be glad you don't live here where they try to make her happen every week!
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Lucy♥, in that case you may have a point. Your tabs are world class!
As oh dave said, now she'll have to wonder who read those comments and who's laughing behind her back.
Answer: EVERYONE!
AHAHAHAHAAH
btw, pic at 11:00am. = OGLAY You win! lol
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Okay, so we have this "girl" who's constantly in the press, because she's the sister of duchess bla or princess, or whatever her official title is. This girl does nothing, as far as I know. She's seen every other day driving around with someone who points a gun at the paparazzi.
So, why do I need to see her 24/7? Because she looked good at the wedding of her sister? Should that be a reason? NO!
Kunty Karl, as annoying I think he is, speaks for a lot of us. If she was a kind, nice girl, or a nerdy girl, I wouldn't mind having her shoved in my face, I wouldn't even consider her "rather ugly" - but there is absolutely no reason why she should get attention.
And well, I don't think that Lagerfeld thought too much when making this statement, but if it leads to her vanishing and doing something worthy with her time, I welcome it.
Somebody stake this vampire already.
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Devil's advocate.
Can NOT stand this douchebag. Please.. someone put a bag over HIS head, a pillow over his face, or a muzzle on his mouth! Does he not even notice that he resembles a walking corpse?
He's a nasty old fuck.
and that's my new go to insult: "you struggle, don't you? bwahahahahahahahaha
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
on this the Kunty one and I agree.
well, on this and Lagerfeld for Men. i still love that fragrance.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That old turd should SHUT IT. He's just a jellus H8r!
She should only show her back?! Ice cold!
Why does Kunty Karl think it's necessary to say mean things about a young woman? Or anybody, for that matter? He's getting more and more senile, nasty and mean. Somebody needs to sit his ass down and explain to him that he is NOT handsome and his talent is no longer what it used to be.
Um, because he's a cunt. That's what cunts do.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:55am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:15am.
i was thought "wow the talent pool must be dry if guys think Pippa is hot"
LOL
For that old hag to be called one of the hottest women in the country, imagine how big an insult that is to the rest of us. British men generally have no taste. They wouldn't know what an "ass" is if it clapped them in the face.
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I mean i dont wanna pick on pippa cuz her sister wore some nude flashy panties, displayed her lady shrub to a baldy prince, then hooked up with him and broke it off when he banged some other ho but then they got back together again.... but when everybody was trying to make her happen, i felt like regina george telling gretchen weiner, "STOP TRYING to make fetch happen!"
i thought the UK doesn't have a drought in women do they? lol
He's just telling it like it is. Maybe pippa would look better with bangs or some shit but Die Kunt ain't tryin to be constructive here. But anyways
Damn.
Bitch sho is crying the ugly outta her face tonight!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:28am.
EC, you're FREEEEEEEEEE! The rotten tenant gone yet?
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YESSSSSSSSS! He is gone! I feel like a ton of weight is off of my shoulders!
It was bliss to go over and see the junk yard and his possessions gone. He left bags of smelly trash! Imagine being so fucking lazy that you cannot take your trash to the curb for trash pick up? Good God.
Thanks for asking about the sitch.
To anyone defending Pipps, bitch PLEASE. She IS Jerri Blank. Only difference is, she can't pull prosthetics off at the end of the day and look normal.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:19am.
Hahaha I totally agree with him. Well, sort of, she doesn't have a butt (Despite millions of flat butt people saying that she does. I guess in comparison to them she does but by the definition of a nice, bubble butt she doesn't) so showing her back side isn't ideal either.
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I think people went nuts over her butt because in her bridesmaid's dress, she really did have a phenomenal silhouette, so I guess the tabloids called it a nice ass. She has a beautiful shape, which is lean and delicate. No donk though. I think it's mis-labelled admiration.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Kryptkeeper Karl always speaks troofs. LOL "the sister...struggles". Platinum Kunt seal indeed!!
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:19am.
Hahaha I totally agree with him. Well, sort of, she doesn't have a butt (Despite millions of flat butt people saying that she does. I guess in comparison to them she does but by the definition of a nice, bubble butt she doesn't) so showing her back side isn't ideal either.
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She could use the butt panties she used on Kate's wedding day.
Pippa looks like a thin, better groomed Susan Boyle.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:02am.
LOL Within ♥ Just be glad you don't live here where they try to make her happen every week!
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Seriously? You haz my sympathies. Why doesn't she just go the Margaret or Anne route and just doll up and party?
Don't get me wrong, I loves me some Uncle Kunty. He can out-bitch any bitch on the planet. Plus, he werks the whole I-may-be-an-old-assed-lizard-but-I-make-old-assed-lizard-look-faaaabulous thing.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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well damn, for once I agree with the Kunt, Pippa's body is nice, but her face looks like it got into a fight with Mickey Roarke...
Hahaha I totally agree with him. Well, sort of, she doesn't have a butt (Despite millions of flat butt people saying that she does. I guess in comparison to them she does but by the definition of a nice, bubble butt she doesn't) so showing her back side isn't ideal either.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:55am.
They wouldn't know what an "ass" is if it clapped them in the face.
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LOL!!! That was pure poetry.
Pippa is pretty, I just think we have ridiculous standards of beauty. (That said, this is an unfortunate picture of her.) Is she stunning? No. But she's not a dog either. Kate is more beautiful so in that sense, she'll always be in her sister's shadow, but Pippa has a beautiful smile. I'll admit that I never understood the fuss over her butt, though. It looks pretty average to me.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Poor Lucifer_Sam has to see Pippa's mug in the papers weekly. Trade you Blowhan for this tired faced girl.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"She should only show her back."
We don't want to see that pancake either.
Her face ain't that great; he's right.
LOL Within ♥ Just be glad you don't live here where they try to make her happen every week! The worst thing is that she has money and no job - you'd think she'd at least fix herself up a bit?
Katy Perry is "average looking".
Pippa is "average looking" only if you live on Planet Ugly.
Lucy♥, let's knock her out, shall we. I no longer see her or her hottest bitch in the world crown!
*Waits for the press to catch up!* ahahaha
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She's not ugly. She's average looking. and scheming Kate looks too much like Lohan for me to think she's pretty. let alone gorgeous.
Kunty Karl. NOW. THERE'S UGLY. inside and out.
that's very kunty what he said. but what could one expect from him?!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by bigorexia on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:28am.
Also, it would be different if Pippa was a model and her career revolved around her looks. She is just the sister of someone in the public spotlight and happens to look the way she looks. It's not like she is asking for it.
I can always count on you to post something stupid.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:15am.
i was thought "wow the talent pool must be dry if guys think Pippa is hot"
LOL
For that old hag to be called one of the hottest women in the country, imagine how big an insult that is to the rest of us. British men generally have no taste. They wouldn't know what an "ass" is if it clapped them in the face.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:41am.
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So true GG! Nadya takes the HIDEOUSNESS biscuit. Where do people even see Pippa? I only hear about her here! She needs to get off mag rag covers, I agree. hahahaha Gimme GORGEOUS people, I needs GORGEOUS! Bright lights, SMILE! lol
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:39am.
Choupette's Burnbook!!
Day 19: Zees beeshez tried to fool me vith zee cheap Swarovski crystals in my litter box, but zey do not realize I know the feel of diamonds beneath my paws. PahPah vill not be pleased to discover zee brilliant glints of my sparkling peez zat was to be this seazon's pallette has been ruined. He vill beat zem wit zee KuntKane. Zen ve shall haz champagne.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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ROARING with laughter. Thank you MK:
"This would look good over your head. Kisses, KK".
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:06am.
To everyone calling Pippa ugly, I'd like to introduce you to: Nadya Suleman, Donatella Versayce and Kunty Karl. YVW and Get a Grip, YO! lolol
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Ok, I'll modify my comment of last night...MAYBE she doenst need the bee keeper helmet but she DOES need a good moisterizer, more water and sun block...her skin looks tired.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He wouldn't be our dear old Kunty Karl if he didn't say these super-kunty things. It gets boring in that crypt; let him have his fun.
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EC, I am not downing on Karl. I think he's FABULOUSSSS! He should have his own blog I think...something like Suri's Burnbook.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Obviously Choupette said "Ffft! THIS bitch again! Karl, dahlink, the same can be said of you." Then elegantly flipping her tail up and doing the full pussy-with-attitude sashay away.
Seriously, tho, liked ya better when ya were hiring servants for Choupette, and talking about Choupette. You came damn close to being something human. Guess we have to give Choupette a little longer to humanize your ass and remind you there was once a beating heart in your chest. Then you can kiss the cottage cheese on the back of my thighs right at the bottom of my ass.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
EC, you're FREEEEEEEEEE! The rotten tenant gone yet?
OnT: Kunty should talk... Smdh
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Anonymousfckr, olol let's agree to "moon" Pippa next time we see her! I wouldn't treat her like she was a rock star! Probably wouldn't even notice her if she were standing next to me LMAO! but I get your points. Meh.
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This guy is the rudest bitch. Comment on Kate (mmmmm!) if you like but why the hell bring up her sister? Because you're a dick.
ETA: LOLOLLLLLL cuppy you have a point... *thumps you in the cooter bone*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers