Neeeeeeeenah Garcia Is Really In Touch
Project Runway's Nina Garcia left a lovely "Note from the 1%" for her Twitter followers on Thursday when she told them about a must-have bag that will any cost them 3 paychecks AT MOST. Because Nina said "this IS the bag" and said it would last you a lifetime, you expect the link to lead you to a vintage Lisa Frank bubblegum duffel bag. Right? Right. But instead, Nina Garcia led her followers to a leather bag that is more overpriced than the leather bag slobbering over it:
Maybe it's because I don't carry a purse (shut up), but do you really need to spend three weeks salary on ANY purse? Can't you just grab a Hefty bag, roll it in glue and glitter, throw your shit in there and call it good? A Hefty bag covered in glitter is a lot hotter than most of the tired bags I've seen out there.
Nina's tweet sort of reminds me of this episode of Beverly Hills Teens where that hot bitch Bianca goes shopping at a new mall she's never been before. Bianca pulls up to a mall that is so tall it reaches the clouds and she says, "Oh, how cute, one of those new mini malls!"
And right after GOOPY Paltrow read Nina's tweet, she said out loud, "A FEW weeks salary? As in more than two? I knew there were poor people out there, but I didn't know they were THAT poor. What a world." Because of Nina's tweet, GOOPY is going to donate a few of the Birkins she keeps her recyclables in to the less fortunate. So Nina Garcia's clueless tweet did some good. See!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 1:15pm.
I have to weigh in on the uni-boob discussion... my buddy's neighbor is rather large and has monstrous tits... she wears a bra that is several sizes too small, pushing them together to make a "THIRD BOOB"... yes, looks like a third boob popping out of her death valley cleavage. I don't even know her name, we refer to her as third boob...
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Haha, Jack -n-Elton, my neighbor is five feet one and weighs one fifty one a good day......and is getting a boob job. My husband said she must want her breasts to be bigger than her third boob. I said what are you talking about. He said , you know her stomach. That's not right. Haha
How does one have back fat with a bra? Must be 3 sizes too small, but why? yikes Reminds me of Xtina, but I don't even think she had a bra. #backbacon
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I tried those new bras that look like mini tank tops because they looked cooler for Summer! OMG! It looked like I had a fucking log strapped to my chest!
So now I am back to the underwires and having two individual boobs.
I HATE having a big chest! I want tiny boobs! *looks at role of Gorilla tape*
Hahaha, one time I got a Wonderbra and wound up with four titties! Two big ones with two little ones on top. The sports bra and the Wonderbra are probably still somewhere in the depths of my dresser, never to be worn again!
ETA: Quadriboob!
Wow...this bag is really PURPLE!
I get all my bags at Winners. I've found some nice Italian leather purses there for 1/2 the price.
Loopy, you are ruthless! How about this beautiful creme sheath dress by Versayce? I don't even have to try it on. IF FITS! Please Loopy! I'll put everything else back! ;p
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I have to weigh in on the uni-boob discussion... my buddy's neighbor is rather large and has monstrous tits... she wears a bra that is several sizes too small, pushing them together to make a "THIRD BOOB"... yes, looks like a third boob popping out of her death valley cleavage. I don't even know her name, we refer to her as third boob...
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A uniboob is what happens to me when I wear a sports bra. Within, did you get your deck done? Or did you put it off like I would have? :)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 1:03pm.
yes uni-boob when both your boobs looked like one giant bread roll boob cuz of a solid color without a neckline.
Loopy, a uni-boob? l.m.a.o.
You won't let me have it? :( lol But it looks so good with those gorgeous black peep-toe slingback pumps you don't know I got while you went off to flirt with that cute clerk! hehe Please please please? It's so nice!
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Anyone, rich or poor, who spends that much money a fucking handbag is a complete goddamn idiot. No wonder there are so many wealthy bitches going broke and getting arrested by the IRS. They're just plain fucking stupid. The materials are worth maybe 20 bucks and was probably assembled by slaves or children or people making shit money in a sweatshop somewhere. The collective stupidity of the fashion industry is beyond ridiculous and these assholes just buy into it. Christ...
And that ugly-ass bag with its swollen vagina lips color isn't going to last a week until you get sick of dragging around such a piece of shit. DUMB CUNTS!!!
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DOMINA X i bow to you!!! u totally called it. the bags are ugly as hell. if i had that kind of money to blow id go for the VUITTON blue denim hobo type. it least its pretty! these birkins are a joke!
Nina Garcia is a stupid cunt out of touch with reality!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:30am.
lol ive seeing sooo many ladies when i shop who are wearing the wrong bra and they are like "ohhh i dont like that dress cuz its showing my back fat"
and i just think "nooo the wrong bra is making it look like you have back fat"
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:21am.
firstly you need to find the right bra, that separates your tittays so they dont hang like wind chimes
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Great image.
Whether you make $9000 a week or not, those Birkin bags are HORRIBLE looking. They are too deep, clunky and awkward to drag around in desperation for attention from other shallow label whores who recognize the overpriced impractical garbage Birkins are.
Alas, the sheep women will follow suit and crave to fit in by dragging one of those atrocities around making them feel special. Pathetic.
Submitted by yucko on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 9:04pm.
you don't need to break the bank to look good :) there are plenty of mid-tier brands which make great quality stuff (not ZARA) that are "inspired" by designer stuff. and they last. unlike some of the stella mccartney shit, that die after 1 wash.
A few weeks salary. Horf.
Whether or not I enjoy shopping depends on whom I'm with, and various other factors. Also, definitely, whether or not I have plenty of money to waste.
In reference to Nina's "list," she mentions a cape. What the hell is up with the disfavor for capes? A hooded cape seems about as convenient as it gets. A couple years ago when I was thinking it would be cool to have a capelet, they started getting popular shortly afterward. Irked me, but that always happens. I think most of the populace these days is just wary of dressing too dramatically, or flamboyantly, so people don't wear hats/capes/turbans/head scarves/whatever, regardless of whether or not they have utility.
Anyway, I'm not that fashionable. Pretty conventional-looking. But if I had the money...
"This is the bag you can spend the down payment for your house on and not feel guilty. It's going to last you a lifetime. Not like that house."
This post proves what I've always said.....no mater how much money you make you will just spend more if you are a pretentious asshole. However, having said that, I guess it is their right to spend said money however you like.....as long as you don't go bankrupt and expect the rest of us to pull you out of it.
I first thought that said $26.00! Then, I saw $26,500, bitch is crazy! That's what some people make in a year!!! I wish, I could make a $26,500 on a few weeks salary!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:49pm.
Oh, I know, plus her rant on "strong, Colombian women" irritated the hell out of me.
Cuppy- that link! OMG! Insufferable twat is right. I loathe people who throw in random art references because they think it makes them sound cultured. The critics (like Nina and her ilk) HATED impressionism when it was introduced and the only reason she would have gone to The Salon of the Refused would have been to make fun of them.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:14pm.
i learn something new everyday, thank god i didnt go to the sex shop to buy a cock ring and wear it on my right hand.
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AHHAHAHAHA I would say it would more likely fit your WRIST LOOPY. When you go shopping for one, you'll know what that means, my innocent Loopy, heheheheheh
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lol well now i know haha..cock"tail" ring.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:24pm.
I'm the only woman I know who hates shopping. My blood pressure rises and I get so overwhelmed and start throwing money at everything.
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eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrggggg *slams breaks on* we need to take you on our shopping, and we will be serious. and not piss fart around.
i get that sometimes at, topshop when the store is like multi-storey, its too overwhelming.
but i find if you know your wardrobe, you make a list of what you need, so you go shopping for "what" you need and avoid this confusion and overspending, cuz more than 50% of the time, people buy stuff they already have in the wardrobe. or 2-3 things that are very similar.
i love it when Kors dismisses Nina's opinion during the PR critiques. she can talk shit to the contestants but she can't challenge him
OT: getting ready to watch us v italy water polo, and do my daily morning "why aren't you producing (insert name of vegetable)?! whining in my garden. apologies in advance if i don't respond to someone
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Lucy♥, I saw some Burberry coats a few weeks ago, nearly fainted at the cost. If I found them on sale, WOULD TOTALLY STEAL BEG AND BORROW TO GET ONE, they are a thing of beauty! Have you tried their website? I've drooled on there more than once! ;)
@Foxxy, yes you can shop with the best of them! Those rings sound cute!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:22pm.
Yeah I went to selfridges last year and they had a burberry trench, and it was on sale for about $500 australian dollars but once again, no small, medium, just XXL.
but im saving for an aquascutum rain coat, because its a classic and lasts generations. friend of mine has inherited his granddads. i know aquascutum is expensive but ive seeing them for sale for $600.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:24pm.
I'm the only woman I know who hates shopping. My blood pressure rises and I get so overwhelmed and start throwing money at everything.
Lucy♥, a cat o' nine tails whip, that would be the second thing I'd add to her venerable list!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:19pm.
lol i think so, my partner HATES shopping with me. cuz i just browse sometimes and dont buy a thing.. i mean he expects me to buy 1 thing to justify the 40minutes of browsing.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:19pm.
i just bought a really cool cocktail ring for 10 bucks from, of all places, Pier 1. silvertoned bird with huge wings (wing tips reach the middle of the adjacent fingers) and little rhinestones going down the body. looks much more classay than the cost.
told you i could shop, Loopy
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Loopy I have that trench too. Topshop made a copy of the womens' verison a couple of years ago, with the strong shoulders. I need a real Burberry though, preferably the one with the leather straps and buckles.
ETA: It's hard to wear Burberry in this country, especially Scotland, because the tartan pattern is now associated with neds.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:14pm.
i learn something new everyday, thank god i didnt go to the sex shop to buy a cock ring and wear it on my right hand.
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AHHAHAHAHA I would say it would more likely fit your WRIST LOOPY. When you go shopping for one, you'll know what that means, my innocent Loopy, heheheheheh
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:19pm.
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holy crap, you read that far? lol does she mention practise safe sex?
Some more of her fabulous musings.
God, she's an insufferable twat!
http://raannt.com/nina-garcias-primitive-instinct/
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:12pm.
lmao!!! we must have been separated at birth
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
91. Valid Passport.
Well, anyone dumb enough to listen to Nina Garcia's advice would probably need to be reminded to keep a valid passport.
Louise, its singular because it's RIDICULOUS! If I were adding to the list I'd say a hairband with a cute little flower. Well, the list is dumb, so why not continue with the theme?
@Loopy, some of those rings are so TACKY! But a well-chosen one can look very appropriate and pretty for say, a cocktail party! ;)
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:16pm.
well most people drive with one foot cuz we dont drive manual cars.
so i guess nina did mean ONE shoe only, cuz the leg that used to operate the clutch, doesnt need a shoe.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:15pm.
telenovelas story lines arent that ridiculous ill have you know lol just when you say "ohh come on as if that would happen in real life"
and 18 years later, BOOM! happens right in your face.
Thanks for the info guys.
LOL@Louise! Yeah, does she only recommend ONE shoe?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:14pm.
i learn something new everyday, thank god i didnt go to the sex shop to buy a cock ring and wear it on my right hand.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:09pm.
Edited_ It's a fucking loafer! Like a J.P Tod.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:12pm.
hells no lol 4 hours is not enough, i spend upto 40minutes in one shop JUST BROWSING, not including trying on stuff lol
LaChaylo, those telenovelas are exported around the world, I'll have you know! They are world class and on a par with the BBC period dramas, and... they reflect real life very convincingly! bwahahahahahhahah
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Loopy- I actually do know what cocktail rings are and they are big and showy. Usually worn on the right hand ring finger and are sometimes called "right hand rings".
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:10pm.
Loopy, I love those novellas that make you cry! Ugh, the poor girl is always the good one who gets abused.
My mom gets real angry and stops watching up until almost the end, lol!
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lol i was a 8 year old gay boy watching telenovelas with my mother! hahaha and we would both cry when estrella is crying... FUCK that was soo cliche.
and i remember my mum would yell, "get your shit together, for god sakes! stop being the victim" and we both would grind our teeth at how stupid every other person in the show is, to be fooled by the gold digger, like we were the only ones who can see through her games and everybody else thinks she is a saint, and more often than not, when the truth is about to be revealed about her by some random person, like a lawyer, that guy dies on the way to the house in a car accident.