Scary Movie, Indeed
Expect to see the headline "Los Angeles All Out Of Crack Rocks" when Scary Movie 5 starts shooting, because mess and messier will both be on the set, together. Lindsay Lohan's comeback tour has already hit a basic cable disaster, a low-budget soft-core porn and now it'll be hitting a piece of cinematic mastery that will probably win all the Razzies. E! News says that LiLo has officially signed on to do Scary Movie 5 and Charlie Sheen's character will be back for more foolery. The Warlock and Crackzilla, together at last. Everybody run! I would say that this means The Rapture is definitely coming, but even the Four Horsemen and a swarm of locusts don't want to be around when those two wrecks get together.
The only good that can come from this is if LiLo and Charlie run out of the bad shit and booze during filming and start to turn on each other. You know how in Wackiki Wabbit when those two starving castaways are so delirious with hunger that they start to imagine each other as delicious food? That's totally going to happen to LiLo and Charlie. Their trailers will be completely dry of all mind-altering substances and they'll start to go delirious as they sober up. LiLo will then picture Charlie as a fat line of coke and snort him up. Let's hope that happens.
And here's some backstage footage from the future of LiLo and Charlie on set together:
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Now this movie went from okay to turd.
Bring the Waynes Back.
Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 3:11pm.
did anyone see Charlie Sheen's FIAT commercial? where he's wearing a wig and pretending to be a hot stud surrounded by attractive, non-STD-ridden wimmenz?
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yeah, that was kinda sad... sorta like "nobody notice i gots new teefs and hair now okay? and pleez pretend i still look purty okay?"
but on the bright side, this new movie should put a dent in the drug supply? yay? either that or maybe this finally puts an end to The Kracken's Reign of Terror! >D
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/05/2012
Tiny correction: ALL the Scream movies were funnier...
Ha! I watched Scream 2 for the first time today.
Crackheads meet scary pyschos...That is a scream..
I hope they get married, could you imagine all the stories we'd get to read if Dina and co had access to Charlie's kind of money?
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:57am.
wishing people dead is so rotten. I hate that nastiness.
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Me, too.
Hookerwood has been so quiet lately without all of her buffoonery, I thought she may have gone into the light with Zelda Rubenstein.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 4:06pm.
Scream was funnier than any of the Scary Movies.
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Tiny correction: ALL the Scream movies were funnier... lol
Craven >>>> Wayans
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Scream was funnier than any of the Scary Movies.
Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 3:11pm.
did anyone see Charlie Sheen's FIAT commercial? where he's wearing a wig and pretending to be a hot stud surrounded by attractive, non-STD-ridden wimmenz?
someone needs to clue the Italian bosses in...Charlie Sheen of the Platoon days no longer exists...all we have now is the Cryptkeeper's druggie son and by no means is anyone trying to buy a car that he endorses. :-P
Ditquoi, ITA. But considering they also used jLo says that Fiat advertisers are totally out of the loop.
did anyone see Charlie Sheen's FIAT commercial? where he's wearing a wig and pretending to be a hot stud surrounded by attractive, non-STD-ridden wimmenz?
someone needs to clue the Italian bosses in...Charlie Sheen of the Platoon days no longer exists...all we have now is the Cryptkeeper's druggie son and by no means is anyone trying to buy a car that he endorses. :-P
Can you imagine the bridal registry if these two get hitched:
1 set of six Tiffany silver heirloom melting spoons
2 sets of Waterford lead crystal snorting trays
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:57am.
Karma, people! Overdose on the Haterade all you want, but wishing people dead is so rotten. I hate that nastiness.
And worse still is that it just doesn't work, dammit.
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How about HOPE then? Can we just fucking HOPE?
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What a beautiful couple.
Why is it that she currently looks at least twenty years older than Mamie Van Doren does *now*?
She's a walking PSA against hard living. Post this pic of her in primary schools everywhere. No kid will even want to smoke a candy cigarette after looking at it.
Everyone saying that Lilo and Charlie will hook up are forgetting the fact that Charlie likes young chicks. Cracked out and all he still looks younger than her in these pics :P
“If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.”
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after watching hohan's hot mess performance on glee (im ashamed to admit i watched it), why the fuck would anybody want to hire her??
maybe she will play a caricature of herself??
BEST. COUPLE. EVER.
A trainplosion for the ages. Lmao when Charlie starts calling Lohan a spoiled brat who doesn't take the project seriously. LOLOL He'll discipline her, she'll flip him off, PAYBACK for all your sins beaotch! ahhahahah
Should be very entertaining, if they make it out alive. ;)
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:07pm.
People may want to defend Charlie Sheen but some should also read this.
http://www.businessinsider.com/charlie-sheen-abuse-women-cbs-goddesses-2...
Wow.
I'm continually amazed by how many guys have a love/hate relationship with women. Fortunately most don't actually beat the shit out of "their" women.
CokeyBloke, I don't wish death on anyone. What I wish on BloHan is total and complete anonymity. For her, that's worse than any death we could dream up.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:09pm.
I dont get the "love" for Charlie either...he's human scum and just as shitty as Blowhan, if not worse.
That's true. He gets more of a pass due to his roguish, self-depreciating charm. But he's still done a lot of terrible stuff.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:57am.
Karma, people! Overdose on the Haterade all you want, but wishing people dead is so rotten. I hate that nastiness.
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oh, come on!... everybody has their own time to dance the mambo with the reaper.. what's the harm in placing bets on when two dipshits finally go over the edge?... it's a hell of a lot more fun than trying to find some kind of worth left in either of these people, and i have yet to taste "haterade"... it tastes like unsweetened Rhino pee, right?... that's just my guess. i always attribute silly catch phrases with unsweetened Rhino pee... it's just the way i roll... anyway... calm down. there isn't a damn thing said here that is going to change anything for these two, or the karma of the commenters... oh, nellie... i'm rambling... i think that i just had stroke.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:57am.
Karma, people! Overdose on the Haterade all you want, but wishing people dead is so rotten. I hate that nastiness.
And worse still is that it just doesn't work, dammit.
I dont get the "love" for Charlie either...he's human scum and just as shitty as Blowhan, if not worse.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
People may want to defend Charlie Sheen but some should also read this.
http://www.businessinsider.com/charlie-sheen-abuse-women-cbs-goddesses-2...
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 10:13am.
Morning, skinny! How are you, hor?
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Karma, people! Overdose on the Haterade all you want, but wishing people dead is so rotten. I hate that nastiness.
That pic of Lohan is gold.
MK needs to add it to his pictorial rating system.
"This gets four leering Lohans for shadiness."
WTF!!! Hahahaha...these two bitches....WINNING!!! hahaahaha..
Submitted by how dare you on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:50am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 9:04pm.
What happened to the Lez & Lick movie? *blink blink*
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It's in post-production, at Industrial Light and Magic, I believe.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Very funny.
This is a dream come true!
First we will get to experience the hilarity of Liz & Dick, then we will get a second serving with that porno, then a third with this! It's just too good to be true!
Submitted by karen on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 9:14am.
I agree. Unlike BloHan, Charlie doesn't try to hide his addictions or appear sober when he isn't. He espouses the "take me or leave me - your choice" attitude, he doesn't give a rat's rear if you don't like him, and he also lets you know if you choose to take him, you'll get the time of your life. Nothing false or fake about him, whereas BloHan wouldn't know the truth if it flew up her nose.
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They'll both make a tidy sum of money, which will continue to fund lavish homes, travel, great clothes, expensive cars, living the dolce vita, while the rest of us regular folk live out our regular lives. And I'm sure they'll be plenty of future work for these two for years to come, they'll always be someone who will pay them handsomely merely to show up. Ain't fame and notoriety grand and profitable? C'est la vie.
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Morning, skinny! How are you, hor?
Karen: the one thing i do like about Charlie is that he doesn't hide who he is. I'm pretty sure what you see is what you get.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
i know ill get blasted for this, but i like charlie. never watched 2 and 1/2 men but watched anger management once or twice. like the fact he made big donation to USO. i just can't help but like that crazy fuck. however, i think it would be awesome if those two hooked up for a while... can you imagine the drug binges, fights, and tabloid headlines? it would be epic!!!!
Top o the morn Hekki
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl: "TEAM WARLOCK - f* that bloated, kitchen-weaved, freckled wannabe loser. Blowhan needs to take a seat until she's shat on three marriages, five kids, 32 teefus', a multi-million dollar tv deal and Martin Sheen. Amateur."
Totally agree. He's a veteran.
I'm not sure they will get along. I can see him getting all paternal and trying to mentor Lindsay. That would be interesting.
But they'll end up banging and creating a new super-strain of virus. CONTAGION!!!!
I hope they hook up and die of ODs together at Charlie's house.
Jesus! That photo!
Perfect for each other.
WTF! I love all the scary movies! Why did they have to fucking ruin it by casting that desperate crack whore! Anna Faris was smart to bow out of this.
This could be really successful, however only if they release only "behind the scenes" footage and skip the movie crap.
i, for one, welcome our new crack-meth-y overlords.
this really is a shitstorm watcher's dream come true *wipes tear*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 1:36am.
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Nor would I want that bitch to go down on me. Those teefs could give you an infection! Fawk...I thought Blohan's corn grill was bad...
CSG, that pic's scary! *shudders* Ya, Holan's a skanky dilettante, and no match for master of high balling 'winning' Charlie. How has he not crashed 20 times or gotten as many DUI's? And as someone said, still remembers his lines better than Lo... can't imagine what he hasn't rubbed in that mouth though, lol
Good to see ya!
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