Night Crumbs
In 30 years when we're all thinking about the 2012 Summer Olympics, we probably won't remember Michael Phelps winning his 22nd medal or dumb bitches getting on Gabby Douglas' hair, but we will remember how the entire Internet wondered whether or not American rower Henrik Rummel's crotch oar was in the fuck-ready position or the pee-ready position during the medal ceremony. - OMG Blog
Gawker goes that Pulitzer by interviewing Henrik Rummel about BONERGATE. But Gawker really should've interviewed the star of all of this: Henrik's peen - Gawker
Kelly Taylor looks...well...damn...at least those bejeweled grenade earrings are sort of cute? - Lainey Gossip
Jake Gyllenhaal's current beard might be the longest beard relationship he's ever had. One for the beard record books - Towleroad
Choupette Lagerfeld finally gets her own magazine spread - Celebitchy
That hair makes Miley Cyrus look like Henery Hawk in drag - Drunken Stepfather
That moment when a broke ass Johnny Depp look-alike gets touched by EEElegance - Hollywood Tuna
Sports Illustrated: Meth Faces in Swimsuits Edition - The Superficial
Sofia Vergara's faux baby bump still looks more realistic than Beyonce's - Popsugar
Penny Cruz's sister posing in lingerie on the Saw set, because it's Tuesday and why not? - Popoholic
That touching, beautiful moment when one of Wonky McValtrex's victims realize that a mutant strain of the herp is eating his peen - ICYDK
C.C. Babcock is a silver fox now - The Berry
The tang is overflowing thanks to this extra special picture of Fist Brown - Crunk + Disorderly
Oh please, you know Kanye West's pet name for his b-hole is "Perfect Bitch" - SOW
If you're thinking that Mila Kunis is looking a little bloated, you'd be bloated too if you were sucking out hot farts from Ashton Kucher's peen hole - Cityrag
Please tell me Stuart Smalley is Katie Holmes' confidence coach - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi got dropped by Nivea, but I'm sure Thunderbird vodka will pick her up in no time - Hollywood Rag
Zac Efron, wipe that mascara stache from your upper lip and get back to being the pretty pretty princess we all know and love - Just Jared
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:23am.
is anybody really going to click on that now that you told us what it is?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
god, look at lilo's flat ole ass
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-poolside-swimsuit-pho...
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
the interview with Henrik Rummel is cute, he has a good sense of humor about the whole thing!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Nivea? Who uses THAT?
Gabby looked great. I NEVER would have noticed the hair if people wouldn't have made such a stink over it. The first thing I did notice about her was how pretty she is - wide-set big eyes with beautiful high eyebrows and great cheekbones.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 8:39am.
The new head of the parent company that owns Nivea kicked her to the curb. That is why the sudden change.
This is coming from a place of love, but Gabby's hair did look terrible. I've been disgusted with the haters commenting on her hair in the past...my hair looked like shit too @ 16...but they could have gotten someone anyone, to pull that bun together or give her a cute ponytail. Not at all to take away from the child's accomplishments. She is great. Just if I knew her at all, I would have taken 10 minutes to give her a cute bun. It's not even hard to do.
The morons over at Jezebel (I know) are positively OUTRAGED (again) that Rihanna, their heroine of sex positivity (heh heh heh) is being "slut-shamed" and persecuted for being an independent woman. Because her conduct in her personal life should have no repercussions for her endorsement deals. *eyeroll*
Although I still can't figure out why they chose her. She has been acting like a... sexually liberated young woman for quite a while now. They didn't KNOW?
I can just see the marketing team asking for the billboard Top 40, seeing her name at the top that particular day and going "Let's go with this Hanna girl. She seems pretty popular"
Submitted by sonne on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 7:46am.
its the most in depth discussions about peen in modern history.
This Gabby Douglas hair thing is so friggin ridiculous that it's driving me nuts! Gabby's hair is pulled back in a pony tail or messy bun, just like every other female gymnast. None of the gymnasts have their hair done in any sort of style, unless you consider the Russians and their hair glitter as a hairstyle.
Why hello there, Matt Shirvington! Hadn't seen that before and I love me some australian men. I need to move, lol.
LMAO @ all the excellent peen comments.
Rihanna got dropped by Nivea because no corporation wants it's product tied to a drunken slutty ho...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
speaking of rihanna, did you see the fame whore oprah visited her in barbados and the two bffs were "hanging out". desperate much oprah?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 2:58am.
he is old and fat now and retired somewhere at the cayman island.
so we gotta perve on new material, fortunately australia has plenty of aussie beef to objectify.
@ Loopy,
speaking of beautiful australian peen that is not Mr. Shirvington or you, WHERE THE HELL IS PATRICK RAFTER?!?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 2:24am.
Love how M.E. tried to act like she read the Jenny Garth article before she noticed the peen. Yeah, right. hahahahahaha
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LMAO *snort*
@Foxxy Brown
It would seem the olympics has turned dlisted into a Peen-fest, and for professors like myself, it is an "interesting" field of study.
But i cant "come" to my conclusions until i have one of these male olympic test subjects to run "afew" tests.
ahem *cough*
And yes so far its only marcel nguyen and lucy and i have been working hard on our perving mmmmkkaayy...soon i will have a new list of all the eye candy for yal ladies and gays.
FYI our former australian track and field runner Matt Shirvington on youtube, look that up :P it would make you gulp.
*sings*
If I was perving,
Ya ha dildo dildo, boobie boobie dickie dickie bum.
All day long I'd fiddle fiddle with my mini-me.
If I were a pervy man.
RICK JAMES PLAYBACK, COURTESY OF DAVE CHAPELLE
i <3 you Bjork.
/screamed laughing and scared the sleeping dog
// imo you're right on the merits too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Within and the remaining peen minded individuals:
“like a cat sleeping in winter, curled up.” “Jurrasic period tectonic plate movement.” “C.S.I. (cock scene investigation)” [MK, please use that and give Loopy credit]. “Sundial + temperature recording dicks [I think I saw those on sale at home depot in the garden section]. And a side dish of 70 year old national geographic swinging titties, combined with the production announcement of American Pie 20: American Brie.
Yep, just another night on dlisted.
also –
Love how M.E. tried to act like she read the Jenny Garth article before she noticed the peen. Yeah, right. hahahahahaha
Had to stop reading the thread to open new window for troy dumais photos. Yes, his suit is most certainly “cut” differently. eternal thanks to fredfred, and kicks to my own ass for not watching the diving events
lmfao at the person whose guy told her that guys get boners from being in the sun
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Later spider3!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Night all - I'm gonna go soak my sunburn in an oatmeal bath. Catch you tomorrow! ;-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Foxxy, you guys are twisted! hahahaha
OnT: Would you look at manly Zac and the masculine stache! Pretty Zac... Hehehe
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:09pm.
was talking about the, "Gabby's hair is a mess" story. PSS I thought her hair looked fine. Typical gymnastic's ponytail.
Her hair was the same as every other gymnast's hair; I cannot find a single thing wrong with her hair. But then, the hate is coming entirely from her fellow black people who should be pushing to the front of the line to congratulate her astounding achievements. I guess they'd like her better if she was booty-popping in a 50 Cent video. *eye roll*
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Eye roll, indeed...
"the hate is coming entirely from her fellow black people"
"I was referring to the negative comments I saw about her hair that came from ignorant black Twitter users, and that's who I was calling out - not all black people"
RICK JAMES PLAYBACK, COURTESY OF DAVE CHAPELLE
"coming entirely from"
"not all black people"
Sorry, even I got a tad confused. And while no doubt some black folks got their bloomers all in a twist because her hair was, to them, a hot mess or some kind of international embarrassment on which the delicate balance of race relations hinge (idiots), I am sure that there were also supporters of her hair on Twitter who are black/of colour/with kinky hair who did not identify themselves. So forgive me if I, too, misread your post as saying that all black people on Twitter were negative. I hope that I am not told to "fuck off" for misreading or challenging what you wrote.
@Within:
hahahahahaha -- i have not seen that (did not read back far enough yet)
maybe because that's the first thing you see when they are running toward you legs open? some people might say the feet are the first thing you see but they are doing it wrong
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, didn't bambam call them the same thing? "hurdler testicles"? Why for? Hahahahaaha
@Whamo, lmao at the catalogue fapping! Seems it was very common! To think of what those catalogues went through before one leafed through them is astounding! lollolloll
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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@ Foxxy
/on dlisted peen is on topic in every post
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Amen!
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
@Loopy,
i was just about to go thru OP to collate your and Lucy's hourly peen updates. is there a best of the best list for today other than Mr. Nguyen? naturally the fine american citizen saluting his country in the photo above leads the list for today
i think we have hurdler testicles flying down our tv screens in a few minutes (at least in my time zone)
/on dlisted peen is on topic in every post
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Loopy, that Marcel Nguyen guy is extremely yummy cute! Good call! I hope you can take volunteers for the model in class, you know, to correct our technique! We can watch, but we must also do! Butterfly wings Loopy!
@bambam, you do love cheese, "good soft brie" mmm is lovely as is a ripe blue cheese! Lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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ubmitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:53am.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:46am.
don't judge spider, and the answer is no, it doesn't take much. when i was an early-age gay, male underwear ads in Kmart fliers and catalogs were the go :P *ashamed hides face*
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Well I'll have to echo that loopy, all the sears catalouges at our place had dog eared bra and panty pages:) . *looks down with pervy 12 year red face* up*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:51am.
Whamo, sometimes I just can't help it! hahahaha
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I know PSL some times you just have to get your gross on:)
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:54am.
Wimmens, y'all know nuthin about men. It is a well known fact our dicks keep excellent time.
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you learn something new every day. I only knew about the compass factor.
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:04am.
I know. I've been banned from cheese stands at two farmers markets in my area. I love a good soft brie, only not the way you'd think. ;p
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:07am.
male gymnastics concluded yesterday :( the chinese guy took gold, HOTTIE MC Hottie Marcel Nguyen took silver and the french guy took bronze, he was cute too.
and now im keeping my eye on the diving and the odd rowers with bulges :P
@ Loopy - cya, work out for me too, 'cause I'm just going to bed after the Olympics are done lol.
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:06am.
well i will hire a male model for my lecture, i feel the students need to see the real thing in action. *wink*
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:05am.
I saw your post...west coast here, so we ust got to the women's gymnastics, and yes, I believe it was a very happy day for you mens. I haven't seen nearly enough chests and bulges today. ;-(
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
ok Ima go to the gym lol gotta work off my 2 fatty lattes and 2 ham and toasted cheese sandmiches i had for lunch.
ill pick up from watever discussion yal having when i get back :)
Thank you Loopy! I'm very excited about class! remind me some other time to ask you about thumb play! I thought I heard Whamo mention it but he said it too fast! lololol
@bambam lmao! I did catch that!
Nighty night GG!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:01am.
spider3, you have much to learn little grasshopper!
@bambam, keep excellent time huh? What time is it now? Heeheehee
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What, didn't you read my earlier post about all the gorgeous fappable asses on display today?
I'm all fapped out so it's definitely six o'clock. LOL
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:02am.
hard to fap to cheese catalogs...
lol
my older brother used to sneak away with the "Bras'n'Things" catalog. lol
Nivea is a simple moisturizer, I used it from the age of about 5 lol *whispers* its my secret to youthful skin
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:53am.
It doesn't take much, indeed. I had the same fap experiences with catalogs too as a teen.
Unfortunately all my mom got in the mail were those Wisconsin cheese catalogs.
Don't ask.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
spider3, you have much to learn little grasshopper!
@bambam, keep excellent time huh? What time is it now? Heeheehee
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:55am.
ohh thats good! im a guest lecturer at one of those classes lol
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:56am.
we dont have macys in australia, so K-mart male models were "the go the get" as we aussies say.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:55am.
*hands Prof. Loopy a Meat & Potatoes Dept. t-shirt* :D
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woah its fits perfect!
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:54am.
Wimmens, y'all know nuthin about men. It is a well known fact our dicks keep excellent time.
Somebody must've asked him what time he had and he was just letting them know it was somewhere around 11 o'clock. ;p
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Rofl bambam, that was priceless too :-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:53am.
Oh Loopy...tighty whiteys in a K-mart ad? Ok, I looked too... ;-) The Macy's ads were better though!
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Loopy, I won't disappoint you, and I plan to study very hard and to reach advanced studies under your enhanced tutelage! I've also submitted my application to the Peen Accelerated Combined Masters and PhD program starting next month! Hope to have your full support!
AHAHAHAHA that Nivea dropped RiRi, keep the binge going girl, it's great for that image! Lolol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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*hands Prof. Loopy a Meat & Potatoes Dept. t-shirt* :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wimmens, y'all know nuthin about men. It is a well known fact our dicks keep excellent time.
Somebody must've asked him what time he had and he was just letting them know it was somewhere around 11 o'clock. ;p
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:46am.
Speaking of gross I'm looking at some National Geographic 70 year old low hanging black jungle titties lol!! Jeepers these ladies need some sort of broad leaf vine titty lockerupers. Them puppies are a swing all over!
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Lol, my oldest brother used to sneak my dad's NG magazines to look at the pics, I was grossed out remembering that used to be his first fap material. Mhmmm, you men, it doesn't take much, right? ;-)
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don't judge spider, and the answer is no, it doesn't take much. when i was an early-age gay, male underwear ads in Kmart fliers and catalogs were the go :P *ashamed hides face*