Bitch Got Fired On HBO: The Ochocinco Edition
One day after Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson allegedly joined the Chris Brown Fight Club by headbutting his soon-to-be-ex-wife Evelyn Lozado, he got a BYE BITCH slip from the Miami Dolphins and the awkward moment was captured by HBO's cameras and now he can relive it for years and years to come!
Each season, HBO's Hard Knocks follows an NFL team, and thanks to Ochocinco's luck, this season they're following the Miami Dolphins, so they were there when Coach Joe Philbin spat out some HR department shit by saying that it's just not a fit anymore. (Translation: "We've hated your ass for a while and now we've got our excuse to dump your ass. Bye bye.") Ochocinco sat there and tried to save his job by saying that he's never been in trouble before. TMZ notes that Ochocinco was convicted of domestic violence 12 years ago. So I guess that little fact slipped off of his mind when he headbutted Evelyn. But DAMN! Watching a trick, even a twat bag trick like Ochocinco, get fired is almost as painful as getting fired.
And I'm actually surprised that Coach Philbin didn't wear a helmet just in case Ochocinco decided to give him a goodbye headbutt.