Bitch Got Fired On HBO: The Ochocinco Edition
One day after Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson allegedly joined the Chris Brown Fight Club by headbutting his soon-to-be-ex-wife Evelyn Lozado, he got a BYE BITCH slip from the Miami Dolphins and the awkward moment was captured by HBO's cameras and now he can relive it for years and years to come!
Each season, HBO's Hard Knocks follows an NFL team, and thanks to Ochocinco's luck, this season they're following the Miami Dolphins, so they were there when Coach Joe Philbin spat out some HR department shit by saying that it's just not a fit anymore. (Translation: "We've hated your ass for a while and now we've got our excuse to dump your ass. Bye bye.") Ochocinco sat there and tried to save his job by saying that he's never been in trouble before. TMZ notes that Ochocinco was convicted of domestic violence 12 years ago. So I guess that little fact slipped off of his mind when he headbutted Evelyn. But DAMN! Watching a trick, even a twat bag trick like Ochocinco, get fired is almost as painful as getting fired.
And I'm actually surprised that Coach Philbin didn't wear a helmet just in case Ochocinco decided to give him a goodbye headbutt.
Moose Mama... I don't know who he is either. Getting fired on HBO More than likely means we will get to know him a whole lot better...with every repeat. Long night here.. Arrgghhh...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number
I just watched the episode on HBO, and I have to say I kind of feel sorry for him watching them pack up his shit in the locker room, all his talent is wasted because he's a douchebag that had to become a famewhore and marry another famewhore
anywho, I have no idea who the player is but in the upcoming episode the guy is showing off his movie collection he brought to camp and he says that Starship Troopers is the most underated movie of our generation LMAO
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sponsors are dropping him now. I think his fate is pretty much sealed, especially if that other crazy presses charges and he's found guilty. No one wants to be associated with that. He'll have a lot to prove first and he's also 35, which for an athlete is up there. I'm sure there's a NFL committee (i.e Business Development and head disciplinarian person/ppl, like in other team sport leagues) who have the power to end what's left of his NFL career. I believe they will, and he's game over.
Even Tiger Woods transgressions were more forgivable, although his career never really picked up either after.
TOPANGA, that sucks. I love Nordstrom for their second to none customer service, but I also have worked in retail, and had to grit my teeth daily to deal with the outrageous sense of entitlement of some of the customers. IMO anyone who puts up with rich bitches daily, and manages NOT to swear 500 times per day, should be a candidate for sainthood.
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I downloaded this shit. They filmed it, canceled his ho-show and then handed the footage to everyone who had a nickle.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
That's what's SUPPOSED to happen when you ATTACK your fucking wife and crack her skull open.
I knew he couldn't make it through the season without some kind of fuckery but I expected him to play at least ONE GAME.
XD
I agree with peeps saying someone will pick him up, they will. They'll get him at bargain basement prices now. Use that shit up and then throw him away.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Uglier than him getting cut...would be him making the team & becoming a "got-to" guy.Some team will be short on receivers around week 4.He'll get a call.
Hopefully this is the last we'll ever hear of this loser and his whore.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 4:31pm.
Anyon ehave any "fired" stories??...I've been fired one time in my life. I was working in the shoe department at Nordstrom in college and I accidently said the B-word about a customer while on the sales floor. The manager heard me and pulled me aside and said "we don't talk like that in front of customers". I apologized profusely; (I truly was embarrassed and it really was an accident.) I very rarely curse and was just having a bad day. Needless to say, they waited a WEEK later to let me go over it. I know that the female manager that made the decision had it out for me and just wanted a reason to fire me. She daily gave me the stink eye. Jealous hating ass b*tch.
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That sucks! I love Nordstrom. They are HUGE on
customer service so I can see why they'd make such a big deal of a one time slip especially if someone has it in for you. People who are liked by the bosses get away with murder. They could have just written you up and suspended you.
I dont feel one iota of pity for this twat!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Anyon ehave any "fired" stories??...I've been fired one time in my life. I was working in the shoe department at Nordstrom in college and I accidently said the B-word about a customer while on the sales floor. The manager heard me and pulled me aside and said "we don't talk like that in front of customers". I apologized profusely; (I truly was embarrassed and it really was an accident.) I very rarely curse and was just having a bad day. Needless to say, they waited a WEEK later to let me go over it. I know that the female manager that made the decision had it out for me and just wanted a reason to fire me. She daily gave me the stink eye. Jealous hating ass b*tch.
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Shit just got real.
This is so uncomfortable to watch. Damn. I dont want to feel bad for this fool but this is pretty harsh...
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:21pm.
"But I'm sure in the Netherlands, the guy wouldn't have headbutted his wife."
Noop, but that's because we have a thick skull. Seriously now, there was this famous Dutch soccer player called Patrick Kluivert who caused a car accident in 1995, killing one person and seriously injuring another. He was punished with 240 hours of community service and was caught speeding a couple of months later. Also he was involved in a gang rape that took place while his wife was hospitalized. This case was dismissed for lack of evidence, but for most Dutch the situation was all too clear. Inspite of his poor record as a human being, Kluivert never suffered the consequences of his behaviour on a professional level. What's more, he has been recently appointed assistent coach for the Netherlands national team. An honorary job for a far from honorary person.
Who are you calling silly cow?
Why dance around & make it sounds like it's so difficult to let him go coach? Just get to the point and tell him he's fired for being an a**hole.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
I'm not sure the boss-figure is wearing the proper attire to fire anyone--esply on camera. I also like the box of tissues, like on a shrink's end table, in case things get blubbery.
He deserved it and I don't at all feel bad for him but having been fired, I cannot watch this without sad feelings (just not for him)
Submitted by ikoihiI on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:37pm.
It sucks to fire people........
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Agreed. I've been on both ends. Firing people made me feel worse. Mostly because it was to cut overhead, not because they needed firing.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
@BSF
I really need to get some lunch. I read your last sentence as "Wontons should not be tolerated."
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It sucks to fire people. Rarely am I that gentle.
Dayum! Maybe next time he'll think twice before headbutting another human being like some sort of knuckle dragging, short tempered, ill mannered, batshit crazy, neanderthal mother fucker. A-hole.
GOOD! LMAO
(Translation: "We've hated your ass for a while and now we've got our excuse to dump your ass. Bye bye.") -- How I WISH I could say this to a deserving bitch! lol
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And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
AHHHAAAHHAA AHHHA HAAAA! Karma bitch!
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Is that naugahyde seating? Don't let the door hit you in the ass there ole buddy.
It must be difficult for these “professional” athletes, being held to the same standard as the rest of employed America - act a fool, hit the curb.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
This couple is so obnoxious, hood and shallow that it's hard to feel any sympathy. Wanton douchebaggery should not be tolerated.
Now he can take his Ochocinco peen into porn like he wanted to!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:17pm.
But I'm sure in the Netherlands, the guy wouldn't have headbutted his wife.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
The box of Kleenex was the real star of that clip.
That's what I love about you Americans, you are so action-directed. In the Netherlands this guy would have gotten a good talking to over a nice cup of tea and biscuits.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
LOLZ they packed his shit up for him and had security escort his ass out the building!!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
come out and say it straight- NO ONE wants to be associated with that. Especially, after the whole OJ Simpson double murder.
But it's like that in all professional sports, you lash out, even verbally about another players life or say something inapproriate, automatic suspension. 2 NHL all stars got fired (one is back in Russia) because during the series they past their curfew time once, on the road. They said their behavior didn't represent the team, was disprespectful etc.
Whenever I read this dude's name I always pronounce it
"OH-KO-CHINK-O"
HAHAHA!
Hate this ass Ochocinco with a passion and very glad he got fired, but this is just pure sadism--watching someone get fired live on TV for entertainment? Ugh!
HAHA! Damn, this story keeps getting worse.
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Douchechill!
LOL they always have the box of tissues ready when they fire your ass!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by super8atefilm on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:04pm.
I'd hate to be fired on tv, and much more so not wearing any socks.
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lolololol!
I didn't watch the clip, but I remember other Hard Knocks seasons where they let guys go...it always broke my damn heart. Having it filmed must have added insult to injury for those guys. (not talking about Ocho here)
I'd hate to be fired on tv, and much more so not wearing any socks.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:01pm.
Is somebody playing with a paddleball off camera?
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That was Evelyn's head. :)
Ouch.
Is somebody playing with a paddleball off camera?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Miami, please oh please start drafting better. Tannehill was a good start. No more oldies-and-no-longer-goodies that make you buy Goody's. Plus the dude had the dropsies--that pre-season pass in the Bucs was *right to him*. Ok, maybe I'm judging him unfairly because it was 1 pass. Whatever.
I'll go shut up now because I'm not on KSK or something.
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