QOTD: Shia LaDouche Is Sick Of Getting Finger Banged By The Studio System
Since Shia LaDouche already made millions upon millions of dollars from doing shit shows like the Transformers franchise, he's getting all uppity and throwing an eff you at the studios who made him a star. Shia is out promoting the sort-of-indie-but-not-really movie Lawless and he tells The Hollywood Reporter that from now on, it's only indie movies for him. The studios can chew on the beady beads on his dirty taint, because he's done with them. Shia praised the smaller film companies for letting filmmakers like Lars Von Trier and Terrence Malick do what they want to do without sniffing up their b-holes:
"These dudes are a miracle. They give you the money, and they trust you -- [unlike the studios, which] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your ass and chase you around for five months."
Wait, so let me get this right. When you make a big-budget studio film, you get paid tens of millions of dollars, you're not even expected to act that good in it, you can request any snacks you want from Craft Services, you get a team of assistants that will do anything for you including massaging your teeth if you want AND on top of all of that you get a finger up your ass? And Shia is complaining why?! Sign us all up! No wonder John Travolta does all those big-budget piece of trash movies. It's all about a finger nail tapping on your happy area (aka your prostate).
Here's whiny ass Shia at the NYC premiere of Lawless last night where he met Radioman! Can't somebody cast a Freaky Friday spell on these two, because Radioman should be the one who's a movie star.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Someone sounds a little pissed. Word is directors and actors have heard how he acts like a douche and refuse to work with him. Think his last decent movie was Disturbia and the only reason I like that was for the ability to eye hump Sarah Roemer and MILF on Trinity.
It is really heartbreaking to see Shia LaBeouf getting trashed over and over again in the popular press. I remember seeing watching footage of him in Project Greenlight when he was a kid and thinking (a) this person is a great, smart, sensitive, funny actor - amazingly gifted for his age - and (b) I hope he gets out of the business before the vultures descend.
It was years ago and I remember thinking that he seemed to be extremely conscious of and grateful for how hard his mom had worked to get him there, and that I would have been happy to have had a son like that. He still seemed happy and wide-eyed with the wonders of movies then, despite the fact that he'd been working as a child actor for several years. Congratulations, paps and other press, you did a great job getting rid of that nonsense!
I guess it is hard to make an early exit when you are making gazillions of dollars and you still want to change the world with your work, as is a perfectably respectable goal when you are in your 20's (early 20's?) I hope that he bails on Hollywood and makes a happy, publicity-free life before he is eaten alive.
I could use this guy between my thighs, damn Shia, he is giving me the vapors in a good way. Running to hide under a rock now while you all throw rotten veggies at me....
I've worked in the music biz for the last 7 yrs and I constantly ask myself WHY. It's the most backstabbing and cruel business you can get into. Nowadays, it's full of wannabes and fakers who just want to go the clubs and pretend to be rich and famous and treat people like shit because they think that's the way they have to be.
I stay because I get paid decent and I love to be around talent. But I have found myself telling up and coming artists to find another dream to follow.
The movie business is no different. But I have always believed that when you are getting paid millions of dollars a year, you've got to sacrifice some things. Of course they all bitch about these sacrifices but not about their hefty paychecks.
I really hate it when ppl say "he looks like he smells," what the fuck does that even mean? Do you even live in America? Most ppl here bathe on the reg - even rich bitch movie whores.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Pepe Le Peu
Bye Bye career!
Go sit with Megan Fox Shia. You just fucked yourself royally.
So he thinks he's so talented and so famous that he doesn't need to shave his neck?!?!?
Is the radio dude happy to see him!?
you gotta keep things in perspective. You made it. You're rich, famous, have many adoring fans yet you expect to be left alone or aren't willing to pay the consequences for it. If I were paying someone millions for ANYTHING you bet I'd be double fisting them in the culo to make sure they do their job right. Pardon the visual.
He's a sad MK Ultra who likes to dance nekkid in a sad MK Ultra kinda way. http://vigilantcitizen.com/viralvideos/fjogur-piano-a-viral-video-about-...
Kisa: The studio system back in the days of olde Hollywood remember they owned you!. She was a real tough broad Bette, to defy the studio system back in the day no one dared say no.
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Sooo impressed you know all of this:
I'm reading a biography about Bette right now, "The Girl Who Walked Home Alone". When she didn't want to make a movie because she thought it was a poor choice for her, they sued her ass in a British court. And won. She had to stay home and wasn't allowed to work elsewhere.
You didn't show up on set on time? They fined you. But this is when there were Movie Stars. Not celebrities.
Shia needs to STFU!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 1:57am.
And whoever has that wet saggy Melanie Griffith ass, this is not directed to you cuz I really need you to change yours :-). Kidding.
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That's PTBull's avie. lol It horrifies me, but I love it!
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oh gawd...ladouche has a ponytail...i can't get beyond that...
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Yes, Shia, in the real world too, the money men have either the stick or the dick in your ass. Be grateful you got the stick.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
I like your way with words cocoebert.
there was a girl called megan fox -- you might remember her -- who had the same smart ass comments. and since those comments went public... how many movies was she in? let me count for a minute... yeah, FUCKING ZERO. way to go, shia
Submitted by Istillhavetime on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:06am.
Its easy to talk shit now,when you don't have to worry about where your next meal will come from. If it really violated your standards give ALL the money back and start over in only movies that are up to par with your views.
word.
FUCKHEAD, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY! THIS FUCKING FUCKHEAD...FUCK HIM!
FUCKHEAD, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY! THIS FUCKING FUCKHEAD...FUCK HIM!
FUCKHEAD, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY! THIS FUCKING FUCKHEAD...FUCK HIM!
*shrugs* I dunno, I agree with him so I have no problem with what he says.
Then again, if I see him in "Transformers 5: Herpaderp my derp" I will cut a bitch.
Neck hair, eewwwwww! Almost as bad as hairy backs. Dirty, nasty boy.
Its easy to talk shit now,when you don't have to worry about where your next meal will come from. If it really violated your standards give ALL the money back and start over in only movies that are up to par with your views.
Its easy to talk shit now,when you don't have to worry about where your next meal will come from. If it really violated your standards give ALL the money back and start over in only movies that are up to par with your views.
He should have had his message written by Jodie Foster, named the Patron Saint of Assholes by someone here. As we all know, her writing goes straight to the heart. *coughs*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I really want to see Lawless, but it has nothing to do with this whiny weenie.
I know my avie-less ass has no room to bitch but .... I really hate it when y'all change your Avies after such a long time. I associate your individual personalities with your pictures and then you all go and change them!!! And whoever has that wet saggy Melanie Griffith ass, this is not directed to you cuz I really need you to change yours :-). Kidding. Y'all are the best. Make me laugh daily. And do I need it.
Okay, so NOW that he is a gazillionaire, he's gonna get all 'fuck you' to commercialized movies. Mmmmkaaayy.
I remember this kid on Disney channel and in the movie Holes when he was a little kid. Take note, this is what your kid will turn into if you are a creepy parent. Google his mom and dad if ya don't know his story. He's a few steps from going all McCauley on us.
So the little asshole makes money off the industry he claims to despise then can piss his merry may off to do more lofty important things? LMAO! Girlfriend needs a reality check.
I wish this self-important, ingrate, stinky BO looking douche bag would get his ass kicked again. I can't stand him! Does it show?
even stevens shut the fuck up, we all know, you got down and sucked some dicks to get to where you are now. even straight guys in hollywood suck dick if they know whats best for their career.
I hate myself for this but part of me likes his I-don't-give-a-shit attitude. Of course it's easier to pose this way when you're filthy rich for mediocre "acting."
I watched a Hallmark movie the other day and had never heard of the lead actor (can't recall his name--Matthew something?) so I IMDB'd him. The guy has the most pretentious resume comments imagineable--you'd think he was Sir Lawrence Fucking Olivier. But he does work a lot in B movies and obviously takes care to put up a good front and keep himself employed on Hallmark and Lifetime.
Man, actors like that must fucking HATE Shia LaDouche, who's had it all and says ahhhh fuck it. LOL
Ekkk. Someone tie him down and shave that scraggly facial hair.
Everything about him just looks smelly. I look at his shoes and I bet they smell like an old Goodwill bin. His pants probably smell like worn, shiny polyester and crotch funk. His hair might have been washed yesterday but now it smells like sweat, expired hair gel and the skunky pot he smoked that morning.
The dude smells right through my computer screen.
sorrry but shia was the one who got beaten but a random fat guy, where is the random fat guy? he is meant to be the star.
hmmmmm isn't Shia the one who said he found his mom "hot"???
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
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Third Rock From the Sun
That's a face that says "I'm all out of fucks to give." I hate when actors have made millions of dollars making big budget films, then decide they're some kind of Shakespearian actor and mus devote themselves to their craft. Shut the fuck up dude. The best thing you've done is Even Stevens.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
why is that suit sitting up soo high for a 2 button? in any case, dont button up both buttons you idiot!! the shape of the suit makes it look like his torso is a block of cheese because he has two buttons buttoned up.
And both Shia and the subject of the last posting, Mayim Bialik, nearly lost fingers in accidents... what this means? I dunno.
*has another drink*
Bango, happy to hear that! Good here too! ;)
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The studio system back in the days of olde Hollywood remember they owned you !
They loaned you out to other studios to do movies. It didn't matter who you were or how big of a star either. Bette Davis said no to her studio when she objected to going to work on loan and sat at home without pay for months. She was a real tough broad Bette, to defy the studio system back in the day no one dared say no.
Bette did and it eventually got settled however she was a badass. Idk Shia it's his choice really indie films are probably better in an avant-garde sense of lackadaisical style for the kid. Hey dude you live & learn it's all good really. His life his choice he's at a point where he don't need the money anymore he's established himself already as an actor. Idk if anyone remembers Shia was " Even Stevens " in the 90s ? Well I still like the kid. Just be yourself dude. It's all you can do man.
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Hey, Within! Doing well here, hope things are well on your end, too! :)
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This is the same shmo who said he had to get drunk on moonshine to get in character for the movie but otherwise, he's sober. Yep - addicts will use any excuse to indulge their addiction.
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I love Shia ....he's got such beautiful eyes !_!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I still would. Am I am still ashamed of myself.
I loathe this poseur doofus asshat.
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Don't feel bad Shia. We the public also get finger banged by the studios everytime we pay to see those franchise movies.
Well, that's why we have the media--to learn us those things we don't know. ;)
Ok, this is disturbing--I'm seeing a little bit of ringo star in one of the photos.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 9:12pm.
lol I wasn't aware that there was an all-out war going on, must have missed that.
He has pretty eyes and I'd do his rich, hippy ass under a Joshua tree full of Christmas lights.