Friday, August 17th 2012

Night Crumbs

Lindsay Lonjas goes shopping and hopefully she's shopping for a bra, because she's kind of got a side butt on her torso. It's a look!   - The Superficial 

What in the name of Pocahontas as a morning-shift hooker is Kate Moss wearing? - Lainey Gossip 

Joanna Krupa can read. I think. - Drunken Stepfather

A check is a check: Trista from The Bachelorette shows off her new silicone sacks in Life & Style - Celebitchy

Poke at me when you have the grainy naked pictures that Paul Ryan sent to some trick he met on Grindr - Towleroad

Happy Man Nips Friday - The Berry 

Since the universe just had to give us bikini pictures of a chick with an echo in her name, why couldn't they give us Lisa Lisa instead? - Hollywood Tuna 

Strangely enough, these are Pimp Mama Kris' rules of life too - The Daily What 

The moment Katy Perry realized that John Mayer's David Duke dick just pissed on her leg in the pool - Just Jared

Heidi Klum runs a lot - Cityrag

JoJo still exists and she still looks like a pre-crackie Lindsay Lohan mixed with a little Katie Doyle from Road Rules - Popoholic

Piece of trash wearing piece of trash boots - ICYDK

Sorry, Channing Tatum, but that role will forever belong to Brooke Hogan - Hollywood Rag

Why did I mistake Hugh Jackmeoff for Marcel from Top Chef? - SOW

Mammals shaking. That is all. - OMG Blog

How can I focus on Jennifer Aniston's maybe engagement ring when her pointy titty cones keep poking me in the eyes? - Popsugar

Cleanse your eyes with some Detective La Toya today - I'm Not Obsessed

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Heroic Cupcake's picture

Lol cupcake...that thing reminds me of the shitty belts that came attached to Mudd jeans in JC Penny circa 2002...I used to just throw that shit away before wearing the pants but Lilo is rocking the hell out of that canvas travesty.

juni's picture

Blohan, thanks for representing People of Walmart!

LaChaylo's picture

Wowlie - YASSS!! Lonja is the term my family and I use as well.

"Ay, esta lonja me esta estorbando."

WinterOwl22's picture

Condo, I'm Mexican and every Mexican I know also uses the term "lonjas".

And maybe you mean "llantas" ( tires)? : )

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Well, "Queen of the Lonjas" made me spit up my coffee. We used the term "lonjas" too, but that must be from the Central American part of my family, because every Mexican I've ever met calls fat rolls "guantes' (tires).

Hee hee hee. I cannot really throw shade at Lilo because I have a set myself now, but at 26 I had none, without even trying. What's her excuse? Oh, I know - coke, meth, opioids, booze, etc. She looks absolutely horrible. Get a decent bra, kid, and for the love of God cover up your damn lonjas.

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Submitted by upstatestruggler on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:48pm.

Yes and Marilyn Monroe who besides being mentally unstable, bipolar and almost single handedly promoted the image of the dumb blonde eventually killed herself.

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

upstatestruggler's picture

I was going to say, Who the fuck gets a Billy Joel lyric tattoo, but it actually makes sense. He's obvs her spirit animal- a coked out Long Islander with double chins who likes to drive into stuff while drunk.
Question: isn't that the song Michael Scarn trained to in Threat Level Midnight?

moonmaid's picture

OMG. Just hit me that Taylor Swift looks like a young Ethel Kennedy, chipmunk cheeks and all:

http://www.mville.edu/images/stories/Alumni/Benefits/Ethel_Kennedy_49.jp...

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ethel-kennedy?before=1310409628

Weird.

moonmaid's picture

Put down the cigarettes and get to a gym, Lindsay Lohan. That shit ain't cute no more!

warmislandsun's picture

That is a horrible photo. Maybe she'll see it and get one of her clients to buy her some new undergarments. She needs an 18 hour bra.

DLlover's picture

Oh, Poor Lindsay, LOL !!

I hope that´s a second arm, HAHAHA :-)

SANS FARDS's picture

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:19pm.
That Trista chick is mega-insecure. I remember when her first kid was born, she said she felt pressured to lose weight and get back into shape quickly for her husband. I don't know if her husband is a bully, but she strikes me as shallow
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You're talking about a trick that went on a reality TV show to find her husband. Of course she is mega-insecure and shallow. I find it hard to believe that the dating world off camera is such slim pickings that one must resort to be a whore for ABC to find "true love". Besides, I thought Trista and Ryan came clean about having been dating for a year before she went on The Bachelorette. Wouldn't that kind of make it all staged then?

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whaaaat is that true? That's the only season I ever watched of the Bachelorette. Trista seemed like an airhead, but Ryan seemed nice enough. I'm surprised they're still together, since the average amount of time those Bachelor relationships last is .00001 seconds.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:08pm.

You forgot infested, diseased, skanky, c*ntfaced, smelly, gross, dirty...What have I missed?

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You forgot kleptomaniac pathological liar cum-dumpster.

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its klep-HO-maniac

LL has the back and ass of a man.

I am in my 40s, 34DD and my (*)(*) don't sag half as much as hers. Hell, if I raise my arms over my head, I can still pass the pencil test. She looks like she could hold a six pack under each boobie standing on her head.

Heh.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:08pm.

You forgot infested, diseased, skanky, c*ntfaced, smelly, gross, dirty...What have I missed?

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You forgot kleptomaniac pathological liar cum-dumpster.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:55pm.

You wold think someone so obsessed with the Kennedy's would know to stay away from them. Their relationships tend to end poorly.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:47pm.

UGH! Is she trying to channel Marilyn Monroe in that RI-FUCKING-DICULOUS bathing suit?

And seriously, WTF is her deal with these polka dots? Talk about fixated! On the Kennedy's AND dumb ass polka dots.

I'm shocked she isn't wearing a polka dot turban or some shit!

OH! And CONGRATS on finishing that 900 page book , you dumb cunt! Like that is something extraordinary and worth reporting! JESUS!

louise_brooks's picture

Cuppy! More of Taylor Swift and the stupid polka dots!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/08/taylor-swift-hold-hands-ki...

I never liked her in the first place, but I'm really starting to despise her. Plus, her horrible posture really bothers me. I call it Tall Person's Disease- women 5'10" or taller who walk hunched back. It doesn't make them looks shorter it just makes them look stupid.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:19pm.
That Trista chick is mega-insecure. I remember when her first kid was born, she said she felt pressured to lose weight and get back into shape quickly for her husband. I don't know if her husband is a bully, but she strikes me as shallow
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You're talking about a trick that went on a reality TV show to find her husband. Of course she is mega-insecure and shallow. I find it hard to believe that the dating world off camera is such slim pickings that one must resort to be a whore for ABC to find "true love". Besides, I thought Trista and Ryan came clean about having been dating for a year before she went on The Bachelorette. Wouldn't that kind of make it all staged then?

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

Madam Pince's picture

That Trista chick is mega-insecure. I remember when her first kid was born, she said she felt pressured to lose weight and get back into shape quickly for her husband. I don't know if her husband is a bully, but she strikes me as shallow.

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can be a pushy broad's picture

Just Wow with her saggy tits. Can't even figure out why bad posture? I mean shit, mine are way beter than that, pretty darn big and don't sag like that. What the hell is that? She needs to wear a bra 24/7

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:08pm.

Hey Dog!

I didn't really forget, so much as decided I was too lazy to post the laundry list of shit wrong with her.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "The cheapness of her belt really pisses me off!"

Me too. Stupid whorebag.

Also, her clothes don't even fit. Which illustrates the careless and slapdash way she does everything.

Do you guys think she's doing meth?

I think she's a casual drug user (notice I didn't say addict) who's up for anything on occasion, so I think she does a bit of meth. I suspect her drugs of choice are prescription meds (for which she doesn't have a legit. prescription) - Adderall, benzos, pain meds.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:01pm.

Her crap taste in clothes bugs me more than her personality and entitlement issues.

I am still confused as to why this no talent low end prostitute gets press AND jobs (as shitty as they are). I also do not find her to be even a remotely interesting train wreck. PLUS, she isn't even pretty or cute anymore, just pathetic.

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You forgot infested, diseased, skanky, c*ntfaced, smelly, gross, dirty...What have I missed?

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:01pm.

Her crap taste in clothes bugs me more than her personality and entitlement issues.

I am still confused as to why this no talent low end prostitute gets press AND jobs (as shitty as they are). I also do not find her to be even a remotely interesting train wreck. PLUS, she isn't even pretty or cute anymore, just pathetic.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "The cheapness of her belt really pisses me off!"

Me too. Stupid whorebag.

Also, her clothes don't even fit. Which illustrates the careless and slapdash way she does everything.

Do you guys think she's doing meth?

mike's picture

Here's a :20 promo of sorts for the new season of An American Horror Story (which I'll probably watch, even though the last episode of last season was lame and irksome):

http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/creepy-american-horror-story-exclusive.ht...

Heroic Cupcake's picture

Can't wait for her messterpiece to air on Lifetime!!

Hekki's picture

Submitted by WithinReason...: "... A good tattoo for her would be "blows for coke, f*cks for parts, superstar" or "I have an ass tattoo, what do you got?" lol"

HAHAHAHA!!

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Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:59am.
Blowhan reminds me of that one girl in high school that everyone knew. The girl who either was in terrible shape or was really not at all attractive, but she had this attitude of "I'm HOT!" So, she'd dress & act in ways that were wildly inappropriate and sometimes downright nasty... hence blowhan's floppy dried up titty bag side-udder pic...

Yeah, we all know that girl. The one at my school was named Chrissy. I apparently said "the meanest thing ever" to her at some point. I have no memory of this at all, but every time I meet up with someone from high school, one of the first things they say to me is always, "I remember this time that you said the meanest thing ever to Chrissy!"

Her dad and my friend's aunt got together a few years ago and now my friend has to see Chrissy at family events. She's still wildly inappropriate and flirts with my friend's husband and younger brother.

MahatMaCoat's picture

Is MK having a duvet day or something? Come on can fire your laptop up in bed sugar tits!

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I wish MK would rise from his coma for one or two new posts because Lohan's flapjack is getting on my nerves!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 12:35pm.
Mike, did you see the link in OP about ipads taking a long time to charge?

Yeah, thanks. Like you, I'll just charge it enough overnight. I just need to remember to do it.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 12:16pm.

*****

Even when her body is skinny, her face is moonish and she's got that double-chin. Weird.

In addition to the saggy situation, she smokes ciggies and pot and gets too much sun = prematurely wrinkly old lady skin.

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Agreed. The smoking in addition to the hard living is aging her way way prematurely. I am 45 and look younger than her.

Raul Duke's picture

What no birthday sluts? Hey MK spit out that dick and post something!

http://youtu.be/FU2mn_S0kls

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WithinReason...'s picture

Mike, did you see the link in OP about ipads taking a long time to charge?

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mike's picture

MK assassinated by JJ loons?

WithinReason...'s picture

UGH, her mother looks younger and fresher than her now. lmao A good tattoo for her would be "blows for coke, f*cks for parts, superstar" or "I have an ass tattoo, what do you got?" lol

@LaChaylo, thanks! *good idea, a bloody mary for everyone in the place!*

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 12:16pm.

In addition to the saggy situation, she smokes ciggies and pot and gets too much sun = prematurely wrinkly old lady skin.

And freckles.

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by sushi on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 12:11pm.

Is she on some drug that makes you fat? She's sporting a double chin now.

Or was she "method acting" when Liz got chunky?
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Even when her body is skinny, her face is moonish and she's got that double-chin. Weird.

In addition to the saggy situation, she smokes ciggies and pot and gets too much sun = prematurely wrinkly old lady skin.

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Is she on some drug that makes you fat? She's sporting a double chin now.

Or was she "method acting" when Liz got chunky?

Gardening Girl's picture

Can you imagine that nudie spread WITHOUT photoshop? Sorry my sick mind goes there.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

LaChaylo's picture

GG, those people must be on the delusion drug she's on, lol!

Withy, it's bloody mary time! No ass shots, promise.

The cheapness of her belt really pisses me off!

WithinReason...'s picture

LaChaylo, no links of that ass, please for the love of vodka! hahahaha

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Gardening Girl's picture

LaChaylo, but there are people out there that think her body is smokin'!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

LaChaylo's picture

Coke marshmallow ho.

EDIT: And check out her no ass!

Saphris's picture

@SANS...thanks!
@PSL...I know, I'm super lazy and should've scrolled. But I think Lindsay's motivating me to hit the gym today.

Gardening Girl's picture

Ha! I hope this proves to her "fans" that that Playboy spread was photoshopped to hell and back.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012