Come Into OctoMom's "Sexy Party"
Today's theme is turning into "songs that'll make your ear holes give birth to two terrifying bundles of bloody screams," so let's go all the way with this clip of OctoMom's first (and hopefully for the sake of EVERYTHING, last) song called "Sexy Party," which would make sense as a title if "sexy" was another word for "painful" and "party" was another word for "death."
TMZ posted a clip of Octo's latest attempt at #gettingmoneybitch and it's as terrible as it's cover and it's totally the reason for why I have anal leakage. (Yes, it's the reason for my anal leakage. I'm sticking to that. I'm sticking to other things too, but I'm mostly sticking to that right now.) The clip is short, so it won't hurt that much, but it's still the morning after pill of songs.
Auto-tune truly is the work of Lucifer, because it makes any and every fame whoring tone-deaf trick think they can throat fart out lyrics in a song. But you know, it could be worse, it could be another one of Farrah Abrawhatever's songs. And did that bitch just name drop "Octoloan"?!
Submitted by movedtocomment on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:30pm.
They're off helping women who DIDN'T pay ridiculous amounts of money to have embryos they couldn't afford to support shoved up their hoohas, and who now spend all their cash on themselves.
You know, helping women who NEED help.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:05am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:52pm.
Yes, having that many kids is irresponsible.
That said, it is completely fucked up that a woman has to prostitute herself to feed her children, and that the world will laugh and jeer at her as she awkwardly tries to please. Instead of, you know, giving some serious thought as to why so many women find themselves in similar circumstances.
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I agree. Hate Octo all you want, but the kids are here and she deserved help for their sake. Where were the pro-lifers for her?
Hate to say it but bitches like Kartrashian do it to pay for expensive shit, then I'm for her prostituting herself to put food on the table for her rugrats. yeah..she was hooked on babies...and she has to pay the price, but if we tax payers don't have to support her, then I'm ok if she sells her body to earn a living.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Sideshow Octo is having a Pussy Riot and it is pretty weird.
I refuse to listen to this mess.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Goddamn herp-muppet
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For your health.
No thank you. I do not want an invitation to this party.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I am sure she I singing into a vocoder as well as then having it autotuned for extra aural fuckery
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Hekki, it is fast-moving lol
Why is she holding her hair up or her hand to her head?
I love that the video has a Trojan Charged condom ad in front of it haha!
Knowing the dumbasses today who don't listen to lyrics or think autotune is real talent, this fuckery will be in the Top 10. *weeps*
I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I blame the doctor for putting all those embryos in an insane woman. Sideshow Octo is certifiable and does what crazy people do, act crazy. I'm not exactly sticking up for her, she did make her choices, very poor ones, but she's made them while under the influence of the crazy.
I don't iron often but when I do, I put my favourite lingerie on and whistle along to Iron Maiden.
I see nothing wrong with that.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:52pm.
Yes, having that many kids is irresponsible.
That said, it is completely fucked up that a woman has to prostitute herself to feed her children, and that the world will laugh and jeer at her as she awkwardly tries to please. Instead of, you know, giving some serious thought as to why so many women find themselves in similar circumstances.
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Irresponsible is putting it mildly. You seem to be conveniently forgetting that she did this to herself, clinically. No man knocked her up 14 times, forcing her to have all the children. Her life path is hers and hers ALONE. Stop acting like women have no free will. It makes YOU look like the misogynist and antifemninist.
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Apparently fame-whoring idiocy is the new sexy. Watching that wriggling package of insanity made me want to be celibate for life. Is that what is intended here: Turn sex into something pathetic and dreadful?
But really, it's time for this monstrosity to exit from the public consciousness.
This b!tch is the reason why 12/21/2012 can't come soon enough!!
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
LOL@ KA. That is exactly what it sounds like!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST LISTEN TO
this is what i imagine it will sound like when our robot overlords finally take over earth and enslave us all. fucking robot hell on earth. thats what this sounds like.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
I literally face-palmed when I saw that gif... and I almost never do that.
Black women would not be allower to public behave this way making sex tapes and doing titty bar appearances.... Some satanic ppl who have a lot of money and alot of power are involved with this... God bless this woman and her ferrel demonic children. Sorry but this is like so obvious to me what is going on here. Wake up!
I'm happy drunk. Let her be sect if she wants. Just cover her face yucky.
www.poopreport.com :)
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this woman seriously makes me sick , she looks like she has a horrible disease
Don't start none and they'll be none.
Not available to view on my phone. GREAT! Because this bitch makes me violent, to a near homicidal degree.
Off to watch The Hunger Games.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:44pm.
Amen to that. There are a thousand women in horrible, wretched situations through no fault of their own, like the poor women inthe Middle East treated like shit because of the woman-hating fanatics in charge.
A bratty idiot who goes broke trying to be St. Angelina? My sympathy-meter's low reading has not twitched.
Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
Now now, it's not the fact that she's a mother that makes her unsexy. It's her jacked-up Joker face, weirdly-shaped, doughy body, and voice that can peel paint.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:52pm.
Still no sympathy. She doesn't "have" to prostitute herself to feed her kids - it's well documented that she splurges all the money she makes on herself, and then whines for handouts for the poor wittle children.
And guess what! She could get off her saggy ass and get a real JOB instead of "prostituting herself." Some coupon clipping, secondhand clothes and Costco, and she'd be able to support those kids. Of course, she wouldn't get any of the attention she clearly craves, and she wouldn't be able to spend any of it on manicures.
Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she's a victim. This situation was MADE by her. She CHOSE to have those kids. And she continually CHOOSES to squander money and not get a job. Why should I waste my sympathy on someone who made her bed and is now being forced to lie in it? Because she's a WOMAN?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
There's so much talent and admirable ability in the world...yet, somehow this swine and the Honey Boo-Boo-Behemoths are getting enough attention to make money and continue shoving their BULLSHIT down our throats.
Is the .gif of OctoCunt supposed to be moving really quickly? Because it is on my phone and it's hilarious.
I'm with everyone else. I don't even care if she's on public assistance because those kids need whatever the state can give them. I don't judge her for getting assistance.
And Migraineuse, I have to disagree with your take on her situation. The ONE thing that makes me feel sorry for her, is that she is mentally ill and not getting help.
Grrrrrrrrr!
I'm getting that "script error" thing again that I can't click out of so now I am on Firefox and will have to control-alt-delete to get out of Explorer.
Octomom is a fucking disgrace.
Evening all!
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Uh...Idk what the fuck that is!!! First she does the pernos. Then she does the loan thing...Now she's trying to sing? I mean I say trying, clearly they committed an act of cruellry and electrocuted a jackal and tried to pass off that mess as Octo by Auto-tuning it.
Also, I finally got chrome and an adblocker, so no more puss meat and other script errors. I know he has to pay for the site somehow, but YEESH!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Gosh and I thought I was the only one that got all horny from ironing
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No way after just watching that awful cheesy-coffee waste of 5 minutes ! Nope!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:20pm.
Octopussy sings? Im mot pressing play....
Put it this way, it's enough to turn normal people into serial killers!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Octopussy sings? Im mot pressing play....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I wasn't going to listen but since absolutely nothing ever in this lifetime could be worse than those two Farrawhatevah songs, I played it. It's not unbearable until her voice starts.
If, by some miracle of miracles, this makes any money at all, I hope some financial adviser has her by her Brazilian hair and makes her actually invest it or something. This bitch can't keep money or use it wisely to save her life.
EXACTLY Sans Fards....some woman actually ARE in dangerous and desperate situations.
Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
WHY does she try to make money off being sexy?! YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF A DOUBLE DIGIT AMOUNT OF KIDS!! It's like seeing Michelle Duggar doing phone sex. *puke*
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Bwaaahahahahahaha!!! I am sure that Duggar does have a filthy mouth on her though!
I really don't feel sorry for this woman but really isn't it better that she's working rather than being a complete drain on society.
Isn't this what this country was founded on the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of a happy penis?
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SANS FARDS, I will stand next to you.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Ugh. This BITCH.
Submitted by ponchiks on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:26pm.
"My toaster sounds better than this mess."
In your toaster's defense, I really quite liked his debut album 'Straight Outta the Kitchen'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Losing her kids' custody would make a great documentary. How come she still has them? She obviously loves the spotlight more than she loves them.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:36pm.
I'll have to hitch on with the majority here. While all of her children get my deepest symapthies and I do feel something for people who do not know better (I've been there), I don't think this seems the case with her.
Plus, all of her vocational pursuits have been for the purpose of famewhoring rather than having a permanent paycheck/income.
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I mean....I'll save my outrage for some Somalian woman forced into sex slavery, or an Afghan woman who gets stoned for adultery. A delusional baby-obsessed lunatic, enabled by her brainless fertility doc, who squandered away all her money and good will doesn't really rate all that high on my sympathy-o-meter.
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WHY does she try to make money off being sexy?! YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF A DOUBLE DIGIT AMOUNT OF KIDS!! It's like seeing Michelle Duggar doing phone sex. *puke*
Try designing kids clothes or some shit.
I'm shocked that a condom company hasn't approached her yet.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I'll have to hitch on with the majority here. While all of her children get my deepest symapthies and I do feel something for people who do not know better (I've been there), I don't think this seems the case with her.
Plus, all of her vocational pursuits have been for the purpose of famewhoring rather than having a permanent paycheck/income.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:44pm.
What's wrong with you people? Don't YOU do the ironing like that? I do!
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Hahahaha!!
I just try to eliminate ironing altogether whenever possible. It has to be the WORST chore. Maybe if I wore a flimsy nighty I'd like it more. Hmmm? No.
Migraineuse, this stupid bitch was given advice by a world-class financial expert on how to manage her money and was told that she had more than enough to last her and her kids if she adhered to the guidelines. Instead, she chose to spend $500 on her hair and God knows what else. She squandered every cent she had at the expense of her own kids and now she's embarrassing the crap out of them and herself. This is her fault, all of it, and she has no one to blame but her own dumbass self.
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FFS.
oh PLEASE Migraineuse.
I have ZERO pity for this woman.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
This is neither a party nor sexy.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:52pm.
Yes, having that many kids is irresponsible.
That said, it is completely fucked up that a woman has to prostitute herself to feed her children, and that the world will laugh and jeer at her as she awkwardly tries to please. Instead of, you know, giving some serious thought as to why so many women find themselves in similar circumstances.
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1. It's not just irresponsible, but totally and completely INHUMANE. Her horrid decisions completely disregards the needs of growing children. She's beyond selfish, immoral and disgusting as a human being.
2. She didn't have to prostitute herself. She chose that path when she spent her money on her rubber lips and tits, etc. She had a million opportunities but she shit them all away. She has exercised zero personal responsibility to herself AND to those children. She's a disgusting, vile piece of filth.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:55pm.
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Thanks LaChay, she did? I'll do the "Low spinning sweep kick" on her then. Knock her knees out. I can't help it, she inspires me... hahahhahh
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Ugh, I refuse to watch this. This poor woman is very sad, and her kids - I pity them and wish them all the luck in the world, which they are clearly going to need. :(
Octomom is the product of a grossly irresponsible fertility "doctor" who didn't do his due diligence and instead thought he'd cash in on his 15 minutes by implanting multiple embryos in a clearly mentally ill woman who ALREADY had six children, two with special needs. She is not some poster child for poor women, forced into prostitution because they have no other options.
SMDH.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
I guess, a check is a check would be more fitting here.
what a baffoon.
Wow, Patti Stanger's really rockin' out on that ironing board!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!