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Mattel's first ever (and sort of unofficial) Drag Queen Barbie!
Yes, I'd rather have Drag Queen Ken complete with pink tuck panties, a silicone titty plate, duct tape, a plastic armoire full of wigs and contour face paint, but we'll have to take what we can get. Mattel hasn't officially called this Barbie "Drag Queen Barbie," because I'm guessing they don't want those crazy bitches at One Million Moms to stage a Barbie burning protest on the front lawn of their headquarters for fabulous-ing up the innocent children of America with this kind of glamour. But collectors and the media are saying that this Barbie, designed by The Blonds, is the first unofficial Drag Queen Barbie. Bitch is keeping it kind of demure and plain for a drag queen, so I'm guessing this is her "day look."
But at least this means that we're one step closer to my dream Mattel doll: Peaches 'N Cream Drag Queen Ken. That would put a thick layer of peach meringue right on top of my soul.
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If she looked a little more like a retarded lizard, came with a pull-string to babble incoherent sex talk, and a purse-carrying has-been Ken, this could be Courtney Stodden Barbie.
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i cringe everytime im reminded of my childhood barbies because of the way i treated them and how i'd have this gorgeous collection now. all i have left is one of my benneton barbies and i think baywatch barbie. i guess ill start a new collection with this one!
what the hell happened to benneton stuff anyhow?
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She has to have an adam's apple to be a true drag queen, but progress sometimes moves slowly.
I dig it! She's so FAB!!!
Submitted by Wanted on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:52pm.
Now if scientists could only harness the essence of this glamour we could inject it directly into our veins and instantly cure homophobia and/or clinical depression.
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It's called liquid eyeliner...I inject it all the time
Dgrin, I want the RuPaul doll!!!
Love it. It's no wonder she looks extra fab!
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I loved Barbies when I was little. This looks more like one of the ones you couldn't play with though. I love the Louboutins. She needs an adam's apple to be a true drag queen imo. Otherwise, very pretty.
Aww...thanks Mickey and Kelly0213 (it's totally not true, but thank you! LOL)!
That doll doesnt look drag to me..maybe just Russian.
LMAO!! True.
Submitted by Dgrin on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:07pm.
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Those are fierce! I don't think Mattel is quite there yet, hehehe ;P
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:02pm.
Excuse my rolling eyeballs, but isn't this what Barbie always looks like?
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Yep. Better makeup and awesome outfit, but the same.
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Ru paul has a drag integrity doll:
http://www.integritytoys.com/shop20/product.php?productid=721
Amanda Lepore has a transsexual Jason Wu doll:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users15/amandalepore/default/amanda-lepore...
i don't know if Ru paul's has a tuck but Amanda's has a plastic vagina:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/5032007619_7638718433.jpg
so this barbie doll comes as a real bore to me even though her designer..
Excuse my rolling eyeballs, but isn't this what Barbie always looks like?
Awe Louise.. im may have never seen you but i bet youre prettier than 95% of women!
That doll doesnt look drag to me..maybe just Russian.
Unless it's suppossed to be Willam, it's too skinny.
How about Landers Sisters Barbie?
I think she's beautiful.
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:22pm.
Drag Queen Barbie looks way more like an actual female than those nasty Bratz dolls.
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ITA- Those things are caricatures of caricatures. As well as butt-ugly.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Drag Queen Barbie looks way more like an actual female than those nasty Bratz dolls.
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LOL! No problem. Can't stop watching that gal!
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
kate moss barbie, now with track marks and a works set!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:08pm.
lOVED IT! Thanks Bacon
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
I really think there should be a celebrity Barbie line.
Lohan Barbie could come with an already smashed up Porsche.
Kstew Barbie could have cheating room in her car.
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Paris Hilton Barbie would come with a wonky eye and a couple of cute crabs.
Calling all elderhookers (50 and up) in Minnesota and Wisconsin! This contest is FOR YOU! (I'm not there yet, so I have a few years to hone my armpit farting skills.)
And on topic, Ellen Janski from the clip NEEDS to be made a HSOTD! She haz SKILLS.
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/08/18/over-50-and-talented-time-to-st...
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Does she come with control top hose and duct tape?
I heart drag queens.
Mickey and Louise, Oh stop it you two, as if! Hehehe I don't hate it at all LOL Love it when someone has great sense of self and has their own style like that! Very pretty that's true! ☺☺☺
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The last hot bitch I saw wearing that coat was Liberace.
Now if scientists could only harness the essence of this glamour we could inject it directly into our veins and instantly cure homophobia and/or clinical depression.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:45pm.
Don't sell yourself short, Louise! With your lovely personality you couldn't be unattractive if you tried. (Don't ask me how I know, I just do.) That said, I hate it when men have better hair than me. It seems so unfair.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hmm, where's the Adam's apple?
There is a drag queen Ken! Haven't you seen the new one with interchangeable wigs? He looks like Justin Bieber and one of the wigs in pink!
I don't like when men are prettier then me. It's bad enough 95% of women are prettier then I am.
Louise, it's Phillipe Blond who looks better. I change my mind, it does look like the model/designer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAuRumArql8
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I agree, this is drag queen Barbie...
The busted ass lace front is a dead give away.
She looks like Morgan Fairchild.
Within- is that a dude? Because it looks like a very fancied up January Jones.
Mickey, if they call this the Amanda Lepore Barbie, I'd agree. She does look like her hehehehe *hi hi hi*
ETA: I looked up the Blonds website and there she was. lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:26pm.
How on earth did you find this, Within? That model is wearing the exact same dress!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Um, don't all Barbies look like drag queens? Their appeal has always escaped me, unless, maybe, it's the way you can yank their head off (I had a nack for demolition as a kid).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ah, so that's what the doll is supposed to look like... hmmm
http://www.theblondsnewyork.com/contact.html
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She looks like nearly ever other collector Barbie out there. If this was supposed to be a Drag Queen Barbie, they sure didn't do anything drastic.
I'll wait until Ru Paul's Barbie comes out.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This has to be a Drag Queen Barbie. This is the first time I can say that Barbie looked FIERCE!
At first glance, I wondered who got crazy with the airbrush tool. That's so sad. I think the Barbie is cute, especially if it is a drag queen doll.
Barbies are creepy and gross caricatures of femininity.
That said, this is effing hilarious:
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
I really think there should be a celebrity Barbie line.
Lohan Barbie could come with an already smashed up Porsche.
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I really think there should be a celebrity Barbie line.
Lohan Barbie could come with an already smashed up Porsche.
Kstew Barbie could have cheating room in her car.
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Rasc, texans have big titties by nature. It's all that corn and shit they feed em here.
Yes, this must definitely be her "day look". If you push a button on her back, she grows a 5 o'clock shadow and armpit hair to transform into her "evening look".
Is it anatomically correct?
Little_rascal, can you imagine that design meeting? "We'll make the waist 1 mm wider, give her huge shoes, man hands and BIG HAIR! We're REVOLUTIONARY!!! Banners!" HAHAHA
*baby steps*
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:47pm.
I think that's "Texas Trophy Wife" Barbie.
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Mike, she misses a pair of bolt-on cantaloupes to qualify.
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Wait. BARBIE is missing the required implants? Just how big are "Texas Trophy Wives" in the boob department?