So This Is What It's Come To, George Costanza?

Jason Alexander has that syndicated Seinfeld money, so if he really wanted to he could spend his entire days lounging by his pool with a white wine spritzer in his hand and that poodle's ass he calls a toupee sitting on the chair to next him. That is the life. But I guess Jason wants to stay out there and keep humping that spotlight, because here he is as a coffee barista in a Nickelback (aka THE WORST) video. Yes, George from Seinfeld as a coffee barista in a Nicklefuckingback video. It is such a piece of random shit that you just have to laugh at it for being a piece of random shit.

Brooke Burns from North Shore (yes, I watched North Shore) is in this mess too and she just adds another layer of foolery by giving Jason a latte foam facial and rolling around in a bed of coffee beans. This is what it would look like if one of my favorite videos, The Cars' "You Might Think," took a long bath in coffee sludge and cold shit.

If somebody ever asks you what the initials WTF stand for, just show them this awful wreck. This is WTF's official orientation video.

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Submitted by jaariel on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:53pm.

I didn't know ppl even bothered to make videos that suck this hard anymore.was the local Middle School A/V club away on assignment & couldn't make the shoot? This sucks balls. Big, hairy balls.

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Submitted by oh dave
George was in a Brad Paisley video for the song "Celebrity" where he was a complaining customer in a coffee shop.

He was also in another Brad Paisley video for the song "Online" where he played a loser living in his mom's basement. I wonder what kind of money you can make doing these videos ...

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 1:21pm.
Alexander has long been known to have a William Shatner fetish, so I guess this bad poodle-ish toupee is his homage to his hero.

Oh, that's weird, cuz Shatner was one of the AI-type judges in that "Celebrity" vid that Oh Dave mentioned, where Alexander plays a demanding a-hole celeb in a coffee shop.

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Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:00pm.

Submitted by MaxiePad
I believe only Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David get money from the reruns. Elaine (who is an actual bra-less heiress), Kramer and George only received their honoraries as actors, end of the story.

I did not know this - interesting. I had wrongly assumed they were getting money from reruns.

But, the show was on a long time, they had to have made a shitload of money just from what they got paid per episode. Not Seinfeld/David type of money, but still...

Submitted by agirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:53am.

Well that was just dumb. That chick looks like Chelsea Handler in the face ( a bit masculine) and she needs a sandwich to go with that coffee. And a cookie. And another sandwich.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:51am.

Too bad Elaine isn't around to rip that thing off his head and throw it out the window.

Alexander has long been known to have a William Shatner fetish, so I guess this bad poodle-ish toupee is his homage to his hero. I notice he's also had some face work done. He looks completely weird and I had to stop the video after about a minute. So sad.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:40am.

Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:51pm.

George was in a Brad Paisley video for the song "Celebrity" where he was a complaining customer in a coffee shop.

That's funny. Love Brad's guitar-playing (more than his songs). Jason Alexander was good as the sleazy, smarmy lawyer in Pretty Woman who hits on hooker Julia Roberts; he was like Costanza on steroids.

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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:21am.

George was in a Brad Paisley video for the song "Celebrity" where he was a complaining customer in a coffee shop. It's kind of a funny video but George is just annoying in it. When people get that rich from one character they should take the hint that this is what they are known for, they accomplished it, and now they can go to Tahiti or something. Go away.

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A nervous nebbish jew getting all flummoxed over a blonde shiksa. So Original.

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Chad Kroeger sucks his own dick. That's all you need to know.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:29am.

Nickelback supports firefighters. I like them. Nickelback and Denis Leary are celebrities who have signed merchandise to be sold and fundraised to help fire stations have proper gear and manpower. Denis Leary's brother died in a fire.

While the people in my county are greedy fuckers who can't pay an extra $20 a year to have four men on a truck for fires (2 men in, 2 men out standards for safety) Nickelback has tried to help.

The video Far Away gets me every time.

Submitted by BLKBLUE on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:20am.

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Migraineuse LMAO. Did you really want George to strip down? George help make that show the hit it was and is.
That band and video did suck though. Had to mute it after about 10 seconds.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:52am.

Hands down the worst music video EVER. What is Jason Alexander, like a million years old? Short, fat and wearing a bad toupe - oh yeah, how could any woman resist, much less a woman who looks like Brook Burke.

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Submitted by i stole my own name on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:47am.

Oh yeah the video. It was bad but it kind of made me cry, but it could be the insomnia

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:55pm.
At least this time it's the dude getting the jizz-like white stuff in the face?

Of course, they had to make the female actor strip down, jiggle around and act "sexy". Of course the dude actor got to keep his clothes on.

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Submitted by i stole my own name on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:40am.

I had a white wine spritzer once and it was el terrible (I know that's not correct but I type as I talk. And I know it would still be wrong but it's staying)
I'm not sure if it was the place or if white wine sprtizers just suck. And the drink looked really tropical and fancy which in the end I think did it a disservice. Got my expectations up way too high

Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 10:48pm.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:40pm.
The vid still makes it look like Jason is appearing in one of those Hair Club for Men ads.
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That's what I thought it was until I read the caption. And then I thought that caption was a joke.

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Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 10:23pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 11:16pm.

It has taken me a long time to get over seeing Nickleback on The Canadian's itunes. Actually, I'm still not over it.
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LOL To me, that's a deal-breaker ;)
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Submitted by Terri on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 9:56pm.

Jason Alexander has a fetish for video coffee shops. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9mpDAJOPac

Submitted by megank on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 9:50pm.

I've never liked George, but I believe he helped make the show. Without him, it would not have succeeded. What always annoyed me was how women were drawn to George (Cah-stanza!)and they made him into a ladies man. He was never attractive! And they did the same thing in this video! What is the big attraction with Jason Alexander? I couldn't finish anymore after the song started...

Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 9:46pm.

It has taken me a long time to get over seeing Nickleback on The Canadian's itunes. Actually, I'm still not over it.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 9:41pm.

Reminded me of the beginning to that damn David Lee Roth video "Yankee Rose".
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:27pm.

Submitted by MaxiePad on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:19pm.

I believe only Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David get money from the reruns. Elaine (who is an actual bra-less heiress), Kramer and George only received their honoraries as actors, end of the story.

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From the NY Post:

Jerry Seinfeld and co-creator Larry David have an undisclosed ownership stake in the show that has paid them in the hundreds of millions for the reruns of the show.

Co-stars Jason Alexander, Michael Richards and Julia Louis-Dreyfus have a portion of the revenues from sales of "Seinfeld" DVDs -- something they held out for in contract
negotiations for the series' final season. But not the show's syndication money.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/einfeld_rakes_in_bil_RFu9jOStAr...

Submitted by du_husker on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:21pm.

Humanity just jumped the shark.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:12pm.

Submitted by MaxiePad on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:19pm.

I believe only Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David get money from the reruns. Elaine (who is an actual bra-less heiress), Kramer and George only received their honoraries as actors, end of the story.

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Submitted by Preferred Username on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 8:10pm.

*sits with Madam Pince*

I like nickelback too.

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:50pm.

Nickelback, George Costanza and Brooke Burns, makes me want to go play Doom.

Submitted by Lily85 on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:22pm.

Only watched it for Constanza!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:10pm.

Super lame video, expecting better that was very early to. Mid 1990s

Submitted by Kisa on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 7:09pm.

No comment

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Submitted by MaxiePad on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:49pm.

I believe only Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David get money from the reruns. Elaine (who is an actual bra-less heiress), Kramer and George only received their honoraries as actors, end of the story.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:49pm.

How convenient for me. I loathe both Nickelback AND Jason Alexander. Untalented assholes.

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:47pm.

Nickelback? I'm not pressing play....

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:40pm.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:55pm.
Of course, they had to make the female actor strip down, jiggle around and act "sexy". Of course the dude actor got to keep his clothes on.

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You just tipped your hand, honeypie. You clearly just say these things to inflame people. Nice try.

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Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:34pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:22pm.

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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(shorts around the ankles)

HAHAHAHAHA, a true classic!

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:25pm.

At least this time it's the dude getting the jizz-like white stuff in the face?

Of course, they had to make the female actor strip down, jiggle around and act "sexy". Of course the dude actor got to keep his clothes on.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:10pm.

Nickelback is still around?

The vid still makes it look like Jason is appearing in one of those Hair Club for Men ads.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:23pm.

"Submitted by Naughychimp on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:53pm.

hot sleazebag Julian McMahon - who's on Nip/Tuck and is IRL the son of a former Aussie Prime Minister)."
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And here's the strange thing: his father was HOMELY with jug-like ears. Julian's mother was way more attractive. He must have taken after her.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:57pm.

I like Nickelback's music but I think Chad Kroger is a douchebag.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:55pm.
I like "Rockstar" by Nickelback (mostly for the video) . Stone me, you fuckers.

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UBF, I had to go to YouTube and listen to it again. Yeah, the song isn't that bad, and the video is better. It would be better if so another band had recorded it. I still hate Nickelback though. : P

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:53pm.

"Submitted by Naughychimp on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:53pm.

hot sleazebag Julian McMahon - who's on Nip/Tuck and is IRL the son of a former Aussie Prime Minister)."

I really hated Julian McMahon until I saw him on Graham Norton with Joan Rivers a couple of years ago. They bounced off each other so well, it gave me new respect for the sleazebag.

I've also read a couple of interviews where he expresses regret for fucking up his marriage to Brooke Burns. He should.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:52pm.

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:49pm.

I'm not ashamed of the fact I like Nickelback.

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