Taylor Swift Says She Did Not Crash A Kennedy Wedding
FYI: Since this post is all about denials, I did not Photoshop that picture. I stole it from Taylor Swift's Pinterest (aka dreamboardsforgrownups.com) page.
Kyle Kennedy, the daughter of the late Michael Kennedy and the currently alive Victoria Gifford Kennedy, got married at the Fairmont Copley Plaza in Boston on Saturday, and her wedding was almost ruined by a certain cradle robbing, Kennedy-stalking, lemon-faced, Pollyanna ass yodeler. Victoria Gifford Kennedy tells the Boston Herald that one hour before the wedding, she got a text message from 18-year-old Conor Kennedy asking if he could come to the wedding and bring Taylor with him. Victoria texted back with the line humanity screams every time Chad Kroeger humps on Avril without a condom on: "Please do not come." Conor was invited, but never RSVP'd.
Conor and Taylor showed up anyway, and as soon as they strolled in, Victoria Gifford Kennedy got in their faces and told them to make like Taylor's maturity and split. They didn't. VGK said this:
"I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.”
But Taylor's rep tells both E! News and the Herald that her next hit single will be called "Liar Pants Vicky," because that trick in pearls is telling lies. Taylor was invited to the wedding and the bride even thanked her for coming. Yes, during the ceremony, Taylor pushed the groom out of the way to try to fulfill her dream of becoming a Kennedy by marrying Kyle Kennedy. But other than that, she behaved herself.
Fun fact: Victoria Gifford Kennedy is Frank Gifford's daughter and so Kathie Lee was at that wedding. She talked about seeing Taylor there on the Today show on Monday morning. So now Taylor Swift knows what it feels like to get kicked out of a wedding for being Taylor Swift while Kathie Lee Gifford is across the room, slurping champagne shots out of Frank's belly button.
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"i am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion" -taylor swift (speak now)
Ethel is no fool - she knows this will never (ever like EVER) last and sees no reason to be mean to the dumb-ass hillbilly (bless her heart).
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She's used to dating scumbag guys, getting rejected, so she can write her nasty songs. Now that she is rejected by a "scumbag clan" she can write an opera. Oh the humanity!!!
If he's just now entering his Junior year of high school I totally understand the families concern about her being involved with him. She is young but at 22 she should still know better than to get mixed up with a high school student. It's just creepy all the way around.
She writes all of these negative songs about her ex's when clearly she has a few screws loose that might cause someone to break up with her by text message in case she might decide to do something rash.
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Taylor Swift entitled tramp. Never been told no. Can't get the concept. The Kennedy's will never accept you Taylor. The never accepted Jackie Bouvier, they sure as hell won't accept you.
Getta life. Go to school. Learn something!
Loopy, "ohh hay you - you crack me up! Did you ever see him again? Ohh hay, remember me? HA yeah, kiss my ass cuz NO freaking way... unless he's hott, then maybe yes pull out the scrapbook, Lol
OnT: Squinty's desperation freaks me out! Buying a house near him, creepy!
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please --- everyone knows victoria kennedy is a looney tune.
The big news is Kathie Lee for a stepmother!
man what a big mistake this kennedy has made.
all he wanted was a quick booty call with some cat-face like girl and now she is tagging along for everything.
FYI taylor desperation and stalking is not sexy.
i should know cuz one time when i was about 16yo i totally had it in for carlos rodriquez, this guy from another school, and i would always be like "ohh hay you want me to come over..oh hay you want me to visit your work?? ohhh hay you wanna seee my wedding scrapbook i made with cut out pictures of happy married couples with our faces on it??"
and you know..he never called me back!!! i spent 4 hours on that scrapbook.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:38pm.
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Those honey boo boo people are more aristocratic than the Kennedys.
Also, their money must be getting thinned out since they reproduce like rabbits and none of them have made any new money since old Joe during Prohibition.
Now that is some damn odd shit. So, was dude in treatment so many times he missed a year or two of school? Of course a drug addled great grand nephew thrice removed of the JFK generation has always been catnip for many women...
Not to mention his 70s haircut. Does he bring in a photo of ponch and john from CHIPS to his stylist?
Well, taylor has gone from being an extremely successful singer to lohanian tabloid fodder toot-sweet. As dude gets into more rehab, more problems, and they start breaking up and cheating on each other--not to mention all the blue blood weddings and debutante balls to crash in Massachussets and Connecticut this summer--this will be an enquirer gift that keeps on giving.
Bitch should have nipped this in the bud by publicly apologizing for the 'misunderstanding'. It really does make her look like a reality show bumpkin.
PS. MK, please add "I can't with that" to the categories for this. ;)
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Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:25pm.
So let me get this straight. She is 22 and she's dating an 18 year old who is now entering his JUNIOR year of high school.
man, that kid looks like he's 49 years old and ready to kill himself. Taylor Swift, YOU IN DANGER GIRL
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I've decided this is a major hillbilly mash-up worthy of a reality show. The kids were white trash to crash the wedding, and the bride's mom is white trash to air her families dirty laundry to the tabloids to punish the white trash who crashed her wedding.
Now I suppose there is no reason for me to think this, but I would have thought that these kennedy types were aristocratic and would value their family privacy above all else. Its clear they are simply living in extremely expensive double-wide..
And look how the selfish shrew of a mom spoiled her daughter's wedding by trying to throw out guests the daughter apparently welcomed, and made the event a taylor swift story. A box on her controlling narcissim.
She's getting more obnoxious by the minute.
"We are never ever ever....getting BACK TOGETHER!"
Fuck off, you little squinty-eyed, slouching, grandma-bathing-suit-wearing, teenage-boy- stalking tramp.
We're onto you.
Why wear a bikini at all with granny pants? The bathing suit would look cute as a one piece.
And she has a pretty face but that body is of an old woman.
So let me get this straight. She is 22 and she's dating an 18 year old who is now entering his JUNIOR year of high school. So it's obvious he's kinda slow. Two months into the relationship she buys a house literally across the street from him. She makes him hold her hand every place they go. She crashes a wedding to which she was told specifically told not to come but yet the press hardly bats an eyelid. If the sexes were reveresed the police would already be on line one. This girl definately got a few screws loose.
Curiously, there are NO pap pictures from this wedding.
Well actually they're all trash, Beyonce, Kanye and Taylor and maybe every other "high-profile-A list celebrity" we currently have is as well.
And I actually don't think that this episode is about fame, she wants to see herself in a special light, being a Kennedy, maybe being a younger Marilyn Monroe, therefore the polkadots, she just comes across more like Marilyn Manson.
Ethel: remove all bunnies and stock pots from the compound STAT!!
I wish Ted was still alive to creep her out at 3am in nothing but an oxford shirt...au bar!!
So, what kind of diaper bag was she carrying?
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I bet she was just thrilled to be at a high society wedding and didn't want to leave.
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Submitted by WhitneyHagas on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 5:19pm.
wow. she went to his dead mom's gravesite. Is this real life?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/22/taylor-swift-conor-kennedy-grave-site-mary...
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Oh hell no. This bitch is certifiable. That boy is getting coochie on the regular, he doesn't know any better. But this bitch...why do I feel like she'll do something worse than write a song when they break up?
I think it's weird that she even knows/gives a shit who the Kennedy's are. And I bet she's pissed that the only one she could get to date her is this puffy eyed, disheveled looking one. I almost think he looks slow. She manipulates the mentally handicapped one into dating her just so she cross "dated a Kennedy" off her weird bucket list. It's like when that reporter dates Officer Doofy in "Scary Movie" so that she can get insider information on the murders.
Maybe this will all calm down when he begins his SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL! Is she like, "I'm dating a senior!". Heee heee! I hate this bitch!
I hate this stupid Cunt! Kanye West was fucking Awesome for pointing out the OBVIOUS: This trash has no talent and her songs are gears to teenie Boppers who get dumped every other week.
Clearly she has issues because she can't hold on to a mature dude. She also seemse CLINGY CLINGY! Remember when she dated JAKEY JAKE? THey dated for a month, but one week into the relationship she was Shopping with MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL. WTF?
http://socialitelife.com/photos/taylor-swift-jake-gyllenhaal%e2%80%99s-t...
This Trick is definitely FATAL ATTRACTION MATERIAL! She is 22 years of age, this new Kennedy Kid is 18, WTF do they have in common? The kid just lost his mother and in hops this Harridan spreading her legs and annoying folks! If that wasn't bad enough, she bought a 5 Million $$$ House next door to the porr kid! Jesus, make her disappear!
"Michael Kennedy, a 39-year-old son of the late Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, pursued a five-year affair with the young woman, the daughter of millionaire entrepreneur Paul Verrochi, while she was working as a babysitter for his three children."
The affair started when she was 15.
Taylor has much to look forward to. The music loving public, not so much.
Submitted by de Cosmos on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 5:36pm.
On Saturday, JJ had pics of the lovely, charming and talented Taylor and the apparently well-hung Conor at the beach in Cape Cod: [Ahem]--
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2704221/taylor-swift-bikini-conor...
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Whoa. Maybe THAT'S the Kennedy curse.
(chugs wine to wash away thoughts about an 18 YEAR OLD LITTLE BOY. Taylor - take note)
Three words: Kanye.was.right.
This "innocent" strikes me as an opportunist of the highest order. Her true self shone through during the Gylenhaal/Jonas "dating" fiasco of a few years back. I think she's more calculating than we know and her even associating with John Mayer proved that attention-whoring minds think alike. She seems to want fame at all cost and woe betide anyone that gets in her banjo-playing way.
That Kennedy woman should have called state troopers/Pinkerton guards to escort her user ass of off their property.
He looks like some old headshot on a Tiger Beat magazine. And i loathe her, cannot change the station fast enough when her shit comes on.
I've never liked Squinty but is it really such a big deal? Ok, he should have asked earlier, she's famous and would get attention, but if they're celebrating with family, is it that much of a problem? It's not like they're run out of chairs is it? *shrugs*
"Kennedy-stalking, lemon-faced, Pollyanna ass yodeler." - ololol
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What's irking me most besides the lack of class in wedding crashing, is her clothing style. She wasn't into retro clothes before. Suddenly she's in Hyannisport with Kennedys and she whips out the retro dresses and swimsuits, wtf?
Also, I'm reading that she didn't actually buy the house across from his granny, some investment broker did. Imma stay dubious that the guy is not a cover and actually runs an LLC she owns.
I love how everyone is starting to open their eyes and see through her cookie-cutting act. I would tell Taylor to open her eyes but she can be excused from doing that exercise; I don't condone any Kennedy related injuries (eye strain is a bitch) unless a car was involved oopsdidigotoofarsosorry
I love these comments, they're too funny
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And they didn't have security escort them out because???
Maybe I should start crashing Kennedy weddings, if it's that easy!
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Taytaybot is one creepy ass cyborg with this Kennedy fixation crap. Can she shoot bullets out of her nips too?
On Saturday, JJ had pics of the lovely, charming and talented Taylor and the apparently well-hung Conor at the beach in Cape Cod: [Ahem]--
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2704221/taylor-swift-bikini-conor...
Ostrich face should really rethink this relationship with a Kennedy...people die weird deafs.
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wow. she went to his dead mom's gravesite. Is this real life?
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/22/taylor-swift-conor-kennedy-grave-site-mary...
Taylor Swift has sneaky eyes, a pig nose, and the worst posture anyone has ever seen aside from 90 year old memaw. She is doing this Kennedy thing for a stunt.
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Forget the wedding crashing and cradling robbing. Why is it that this girl gets a free pass in the media? If anyone else was linked to as many men as she has dated, they would be called at best, fast and at worst promiscuous. But not T-Swift.
There must be serious voodoo in her teeny bopper songs b/c that "cutesy" blonde is still referred to by ppl online as a "role model for teenage girls." My ass. She was most definitely not playing just footsies with John Mayer and Joe Jonas.
When she released her never ever song, she had like a sleep over/gathering with some cow-eyed teen girls to premiere her song. It was creepy shit, like watching mass hypnotization/delusion.
And the worst part is she makes shit tons of money off of this. Bring back Taylor Momsen.
So in other words, he's a classless asshole and she's a groupie. Can the Kennedy curse please strike now?
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Can't she find a man her own age? She is starting to bug me.
I'm waiting for the song she writes after they breakup.
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I love how batshit crazy this makes her seem!
I think this chick might have a mental problem.
The "fatal attraction" is bad enough, but this boy is still in HIGH SCHOOL. 18 yrs old be damned...
It sounds like she Kanye Wested the bride!
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I just don't get her dating an 18 year old.. and then Fatal Attraction'ing him by purchasing a house across the street. It's beyond weird.
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THIS is what I'm saying!!!! You date a guy for 5 minutes & then you guy the fucking house NEXT DOOR????? She is straight up crazy/desperate. Insane in the membrane. How can no one else see this????
Even JLoveHewitt wouldn't stoop so low.
Lucifer, Townes is a classic. Love the man.
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