Friday, August 24th 2012

Dumb Bitch Of The Day: Ryan Lochte's Sister On How China Is "Chinked Out"

At this point, it goes without saying that the Lochte family grew up next to a radiation test site (that explains the shade of Snooki on Megan Lochte's skin), got their water from a well on a mercury mine and slept in tilted beds that made them roll off and hit their heads on the floor every night. Case in point: Here's a video from 4 years ago of Ryan Lochte's sister Megan Lochte using her mouth to shit out a bunch of racist nuggets of dumb. Shortly after Megan came back to the US after spending time in China during the Beijing Olympics, she went on a late night comedy talk show in Maryland and dropped these words of wisdom:

Megan on China: "China was chinked out. Like, it was totally, like Chinese. Everything. There was only chinks everywhere."

Megan on how Chinese people take so many pictures: "You know how they always, stereotypically, they always want to take pictures? They take pictures of everything. Like I would be jumping up and down, and they'd be like, 'Oh my god, an American jumping up and down.' Chink chink! That's where it comes from I think. Is that where it comes from?"

Megan on how Chinese people are the phenomenal drivers: "They drove like ninjas."

Megan when asked if ninjas are Chinese or Japanese: "They're whatever we want. They're Asian."

Megan on what she likes most about the Chinese culture: "They were funny. They're totally not American."

HAHAHA, and she says all of that while wearing the dumbest dunce cap I've ever seen. You know, watching Ryan Lochte try to produce a coherent thought is like watching the people on Survivor try to start a fire in the rain by rubbing two rocks together, but after seeing this video, I can say that he's probably the smartest one in the family.

The punchline is that on Megan's Facebook page, she says she studied "Multicultural Marketing." This has to be an act and bitch has to be trolling us.

via Jezebel (Thanks, Ashley!) 

Posted by: Michael K

WOW.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 9:49pm.

no. she wasn't and you know that.

you. defending racist comments. what a surprise.

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So she is following in the foosteps of Sharon Stone by insulting 1.3 billion people at a time. What a nincompoop.

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LaChaylo, didn't see ya there! This bitch was trying to be a comedian on some show I've never heard of. It stunned the audience and the host, that shows how FUNNY this was NOT. What may seem innocuous to some may still offend plenty of people. No LOL for this dumb bigot bitch. ;)

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There's actually a Chinese term for people like this. Let's see, how do I type it? Oh yea, Stupid Bitch.

Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 11:47am.

Agreed; however, China doesn't own the US. China is quite frankly about to go down the tubes economically if you watch the global business news. Serves them right too for all their slave labor, how they treat their people (horrifically) and other bullshit.

Sweetas's picture

Racist AND ignorant? Who would have thought that could be a combo?

What a moron. That's what she got out of a once in a lifetime trip to China? Fuck her. She and people like her are reasons why other nations are rising and owning us. In some cases even some third world countries are staring to own our ass. Why do the dummies in this country get airtime? that shit is broadcasted all over the globe and even into outerspace!

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Egads. This Lochte family is the gift that keeps on giving! Dreadful!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:57am.

Off Topic - To my D friends in the UK - How are PHG's nudie pics going over there?

Big boring news. Never gonna end.

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Off Topic - To my D friends in the UK - How are PHG's nudie pics going over there?

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:49am.

El Bastardo: I'm white and I can't dance....

YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH >:0

I know :(

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El Bastardo: I'm white and I can't dance....

YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH >:0

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 10:45am.

liverwurst: Her remarks are not racist. Its her observation of a trip she took. I don't think it's in a hateful way either. People make comments about whites not be able to dance

You are equating a disgusting, demeaning racist term with "whites not being able to dance"? You're an even bigger fucking dunce than she is

Well, in all fairness, I'm white and I can't dance....except the Conga and the robot.

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TexnDoc: It's no different from Howard Stern's show, to be deliberately offensive. Or "satirical".

That you think she has any brains for "satire" beggars belief.

Gardening Girl's picture

Oh my god, ElB!

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Megan on China: "China was chinked out. Like, it was totally, like Chinese. Everything. There was only chinks everywhere."

This is the reason I will not go to China. When I go to China I want to see Albanians or Canadians NOT Chinese. Who do these Chinese think they are? Why can't they live in their own country >:(

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liverwurst: Her remarks are not racist. Its her observation of a trip she took. I don't think it's in a hateful way either. People make comments about whites not be able to dance

You are equating a disgusting, demeaning racist term with "whites not being able to dance"? You're an even bigger fucking dunce than she is.

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I showed this to my Chinese (well his parents were born in China) son in law. He thought it was spot on and funny. Then again, USA is known to be a bit more sensitive when it comes to racism than many European countries. I, nor him, have never heard the word Chinked before.

What i find racist, is the word "african -american". Had I been black, that would have hurt me. Black people living in USA are not Africans!

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WARNING: Do not pass on Lochte DNA.

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Subpar intelligence evidently runs in the family. How embarrassing.

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I think I dropped a few IQ points just reading that. BTW, though, I thing LRH said something similar -- "The problem with China is that they have too many chinks."

So, yes, the founder of the 'religion' that Tommy Girl and Gayvolta belong to had the same intelligence level as this ignorant wh0re.

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Submitted by i like turtles on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:22am.
The saddest part of her racist diatribe is that the majority of people who watch this find it extremely hilarious and relatable or do not take any issue with her racist comments...even more troubliing is her American exceptionalism that comes through in her comments:
"THEY are whatever WE want...they're Asian"....
"Oh my God, an American jumping up and down"...
"They're totally not American"....
"We could go in there and take over".....
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Agreed.

I thought MK was exaggerating or joking about Megan's comments, but nope. You have to see it to believe it.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 9:17am.
Her remarks are not racist. Its her observation of a trip she took. I don't think it's in a hateful way either. People make comments about whites not be able to dance or Christians and Jews being idiots for believing in God. People are still allowed to have an opinion and joke about it aren't they? sheesh./ Clint Eastwood is right.

HMMM, you are aware that the term "chink" is a derogatory term, right? She got some fucking nerves, making fun of the very people who practically OWN her fucking ass....

Which Foreign governments own the most U.S. debt?

1. China, Mainland, $1169.6 billion dollars

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Her remarks are not racist. Its her observation of a trip she took. I don't think it's in a hateful way either. People make comments about whites not be able to dance or Christians and Jews being idiots for believing in God. People are still allowed to have an opinion and joke about it aren't they? sheesh./ Clint Eastwood is right.

Why is she a dumb and ugly bitch and prince harry gets a pass for calling somebody a Pxxx and wearing a swastika? Ah, I forgot he is apparenty 'hot'.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 7:17pm.

Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 6:51pm.
Who exactly IS this asshole ?
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Gee, if only there were a blog post introducing the video that clearly states it is the sister of Olympian Ryan Lochte who has been featured on the blog you are reading every day for a month, if only there were some way we could know who this is.
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The saddest part of her racist diatribe is that the majority of people who watch this find it extremely hilarious and relatable or do not take any issue with her racist comments...even more troubliing is her American exceptionalism that comes through in her comments:
"THEY are whatever WE want...they're Asian"....
"Oh my God, an American jumping up and down"...
"They're totally not American"....
"We could go in there and take over".....

Guess what, you arrogant asshole? China is kicking America's ass on the global stage. YOU are the reason why the US suffers in every way...your hubristic, racist, arrogant attitude is the downfall of this country. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
and Michael K, agreed....her brother totally comes across as the smart one after watching this mess.

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"With a face like that you've got nothing to laugh about"

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She looks like a deep fried potato version of her brother.

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I don't care if Ryan can swim well or not - he and his family are a bunch of total asshole, low-class losers.

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Hi Withy!

This is why everybody thinks Americans are stupid. And if she was trying to be funny, it obviously was not funny. Satire takes thought, and this is not anywhere near satirical nor does it make a statement besides, "Hyuk, look at me."

This bitch has a case of dumb ass racist diarrea of the mouth

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Dumb bitch saying dumb bitch shit, looking like the dumb bigot bitch that she is.

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I guess stupid runs in that family.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I posted this on my fb acct b/c I am from Baltimore and the host is a local radio personality. He responded and said it was a bit that was never meant to be seen. He takes responsibility lol!!

YES x so much to how, in the midst of ALL of this, she makes sure to slip in that "stereotypically" so we all know that, whoa, SHE'S not saying Those People like to take pictures.

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This woman is just as stupid as her brother. They both need to fuck off already.

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my not so favorite grandma still calls them orientals. she says the same damn thing about them every time. "them orientals can make some good food but they always say it as chicky flied lice." ugh. i dont even want to tell you what she calls other people.

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the very definition of ugly american.

Can't be bothered to listen to this racist talk. Reading the transcript of what she said was bad enough. Did any of the hosts at least speak up and call her out on her comments?

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A whole family of assholes-awesome.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 9:49pm.
Wasn't she going for laughs here?

She, being a 'field correspondant' on a late night comedy show?

Naaah.

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The whole Lochte clan is messed up. The dad has been arrested on more than one occassion for drunk driving and Ryan's brother was arrested for drug possession. Kinda like the Cyrus's, hicks with money.__
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Wasn't she going for laughs here? It's no different from Howard Stern's show, to be deliberately offensive. Or "satirical".

Edith Bunker: "No, Mike, Archie explained it. A chink is always a gook but a gook isn't always a chink. See?"

Edith: "In China when they sneeze, do they say "God bless you" or "Buddah bless you" ?
Archie: "Well if you must know, Edith, the chinks just sneeze and don't say anything. They don't believe in God."

@ yucko youre totally right racism is a learned percepcion but Really do You think this person will actually teach her kids better and raise a Chomsky? Doubtful, or maybe I'm a pessimist.

@jimmybocca Ahh so because some Chinese people are racist too, that makes this 'joke' okay? Yeah don't think so, ANYBODY who spews ignorance like this is a douchebag. Also if this is her way of getting a reaction from the audience that makes her even more vile and stupid a la Michael Richards.

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It is too late for DCFS to retroactively do something to the Lochte's parents?? Because clearly they failed. What was going on in that house to raise such stupid people?

Shit. At first I thought he said, "...try to start a fire in the rain by rubbing two COCKS together"

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