Friday, August 24th 2012

Night Crumbs

Katy Perry and John Mayer's true love romance ended after only 3 months of casual sexing, but at least she'll always have the occasional outbreak to remember him by.... - Lainey Gossip

I'm going to assume that Kristen Dunst's necklace is a special message for orthodontists - The Superficial 

The Bow Wow doth protest too much - Towleroad

When England's Finest Rose dresses up as She-Hulk, her chichis look like giant green Sixlets - Hollywood Tuna 

Another reason why I can't with LeAnn Rimes. Instead of taking yet another dumb bikini picture of herself, ho should be using that Falcor mouth to swallow the delicious open bar behind her - Drunken Stepfather

Happy Panty Creamer Fridays! - The Berry 

Finally, a lezzie thriller starring The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Regina George - Just Jared

Speaking of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lenny Kravitz still dresses like her - I'm Not Obsessed

Things that are probably not true but I wish were: Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson are bumping coochies - Celebitchy

So this is why alien sightings in Waikiki have jumped up by 100% - Popoholic

More like "Kristen Stewart is trying to find inner peace within her bong" - Hollywood Rag

Stephen Baldwin got arrested - ICYDK

I'm sure Obama will get on this as soon as he finishes firing that cop who arrested Amanda Bynes - Crunk + Disorderly

Why do I have a feeling that hundreds of Ryan Gosling fangirls are going to give this picture of his dog to their hairstylists and say, "Give me this! He'll finally love me if my hair looks like this!" - Popsugar

Don't be surprised if the #1 song on iTunes this weekend is Legitimate Rape by The Renegade Raging Grannies - Videogum

Why didn't Jennifer Love Hewitt include pictures of the play wedding chapel in her backyard, because that's a selling feature - Cityrag

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Mani6's picture

Awww Katy and John split up...it must have been the sparkler tits in the face. Guys don't like that.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 4:19pm.
Sorry about your new "cold sore" Katy. :(

hahahahaha

Sweetas's picture

Sorry about your new "cold sore" Katy. :(

salacious's picture

I love Noomi and I think it's great that she's beating that hollow-headed fembot Rooney for all the interesting parts.

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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 8:33pm.
Wah! I just heard that Count Von Count (Jerry Nelson) has died. Time to do the "Batty Bat"!

The Batty Bat!! What a great memory. Thanks! :-D

And RIP to Jerry Nelson. :'(

CarrieOn's picture

I would love to see Jeff Lewis get a hold of this house. That would would be a great episode for Bravo.

RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by didimao on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 12:30pm.
Why do actresses and singers keep on humping on John Mayer knowing what he is like? What is it about him that they are attracted to?

He pursues the dim ones, who are impressed with his soulful crooning and intellectual pretensions.

MickeyHolland's picture

Newsflash: Perry has been spotted with Pattinson.

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didimao's picture

Why do actresses and singers keep on humping on John Mayer knowing what he is like? What is it about him that they are attracted to? I agree that he is trying really hard to look like Johnny Depp, but he is not attractive at all. Does he have a big peen or something?

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lynniepoo's picture

JLH's house looks like a "before". She didn't purposely wallpaper and border paper her living room in 1986 mauve did she? As far as Katie and John, heck, if those kids can't make a relationship work what hope does that give to the rest of us?

Thamar's picture

Hi Mabel! Enjoying newsletter from Gay Alliance. Thx. Good work.

Mayer is the guy who can't keep a relationship. Katy seems like a cool chick to hang out with. I'll bet he felt intimidated by someone with a personality.

I agree that it would be a lot of fun to have the money to decorate a house. I'd choose something like the small cottage-like decor Aniston used to have in that Malibu (?) home.

Mabel Hodges's picture

Oh snap! LOL! My family saw these broads in concert! We were volunteering at a Holly Near concert, selling Holly's cs's for her. My son was about 12 at the time, and when he watched these ladies warm up in the back room he pretended to wrap a rope around his neck. After the concert (which I loved btw. Holly has a magnificent voice) Holly thanked us. After that she looked at my daughter and said, "I'm sure I'll see you again!" She was only 11 but wasn't out of thecloset yet. She is 16 now and we both still laugh about what Holly said.

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Hekki's picture

JLH's house is nice (the "bones" as someone else said), it just has ugly interiors.

If I were buying a house (as if!) I wouldn't want the seller to renovate it. I have specific taste and would rather choose my own fixtures and paint colors. I appreciate that people want to move in to something new, but I think the fun part is choosing your own cabinets and flooring and faucets. You're paying extra for someone else to choose that stuff for you. I guess if you and the seller have similar taste it works out okay.

Wanted's picture

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 7:48pm.

Her next song will be "I Kissed A Douche and It Made Me Cry".
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hahahahahaha!!!! I lol'd because you KNOW she will

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Submitted by snowball on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 8:05pm.

Ugh, JLH's house is so girly it makes my teeth ache. No guy would be comfortable in that.
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I'm a girl and could not seriously live in there. THAT shade of pink is terrible! Even the bathroom is tacky and weird.

Mayer is the guy you hump on until you are terrified by the heights if his narcissism and then bolt.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

The shoes she's carrying in her hand are probably the ugliest I've ever seen.

illuminaupolis's picture

Thanks for posting this great pic of Bowie and Iman. Oh wait, I must be sleepy, that's douche and douchette.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

silly_kitty's picture

Seriously JLH? For the money she paid to buy that house, couldn't she have hired someone other than her grandmother to decorate?

*miou*

RandéSleepover's picture

JLH's house is in a very desirable part of Toluca Lake, right by the lake and the media district. It may be tacky inside, but the bones and location make it worth near what she's asking. Yet all that money and you get only a quarter acre of land...

The MLS listing calls it "celebrity-owned"; not sure who they mean.

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Thanks for the Berry Panty Creamers, MK! lol

Not sure about that Regina George + Noomi flick, try Monica Bellucci, Linda Fiorentino and Greta Scacchi, for that plot to work. ;)

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angry_secretary's picture

katy perry is almost 6 feet tall, so why does she always look so squat & dumpy?

John is a scuzzbucket from hell. He likes to f*ck the most famous Hollyweird types and then dump them. It's how he gets his jollies.

And, I get a sociopath (not killer) vibe from him. He has dead eyes. Sociopath and narcissist I doubt he has true feelings for any of these women.

tonicbitch's picture

I just can't with JLH and Mimi's "forever 12" decorating style. The only celebrity home I've actually liked was the one Lea Michele bought. Outside could use some work but I love the inside.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/25/lea-michele-house_n_1453171.htm...

humans_off_earth_now's picture

Well, Jessica Lange bumpin' beaver has made my day.

(But Eddie steppin' out on Leanne - will make my YEAR!)

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misslainey's picture

I'm sure JLH's home was quite the beauty in 1982. She should've called HGTV t renovate that mess. Horrid.

Wanted's picture

LOL @Leanne Rimes! She looks EXACTLY like her husband's ex wife

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justincase's picture

At first I am looking at the photos of JLH's house and thinking that maybe it isn't that bad but after a few more I almost gagged. It looks like the home of a middle-aged (never really matured after high school) Twatlight fan with too much money and absolutely no taste.

Mel-Tang's picture

Eww @ JLH's house. I would never pay that much money for something like that. The backyard and bathroom is horrible.

I hope Katy Perry has overstock of pro-active sitting in her house. She's gonna need it when she starts breaking out in sores all over her body. Ugh.

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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/24/2012

At least she took the Thomas Kinkade prints down before it was photographed.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

JLH`s house is dated as all fuck. The shower-stall with the brass makes me wanna scream.
There is nothing i would keep in this house aside from maybe the pool area and i would take that tacky ass tent thing down....

P.T.Bull's picture

Dunst: cara, no muy bien. Ropa, no muy bien.

girlfromipanema's picture

Submitted by winniwins on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 8:34pm.
@ Tomahawk- that's more like it.

JLoves house! Every inch is " what not to do." Faux finishes, wallpaper borders, ceiling fans, Greek revival domed ceiling, brass fixtures,

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Don't forget all the mirrors. And the fucking ceramic tiled shower and tub surround. Nothing about the pool area is cohesive.

girlfromipanema's picture

Ugh. I would never live in JLove's piece of shit house. I can't believe she actually lived in that monstrousity. My mom and grandma have renovated homes my whole life. What I wouldn't love to do to that place with a sledge hammer. I could do so much more with so much less (if only I had an investor).

Can we start a support group for Katy Perry and Mila Kunis until they get better taste in men?

FaerieBad1's picture

Ooooo, I love Matthew Perry's house!!! He is still single, right? Time for me to book a trip to LA.

joe shmoe's picture

Thank you Berry. I'll take a 20 + 23 sammy thankyouverymuch.

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winniwins's picture

@ Tomahawk- that's more like it.

JLoves house! Every inch is " what not to do." Faux finishes, wallpaper borders, ceiling fans, Greek revival domed ceiling, brass fixtures,

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Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 8:24pm.

Now THAT'S a view.

Spoiled's picture

Wah! I just heard that Count Von Count (Jerry Nelson) has died. Time to do the "Batty Bat"!

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=N7yAe2MBIpE

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 8:13pm.

Why do celebrities always use the WORST, tackiest decorators? I have yet to see a celeb home that I would pay one dime to live in.
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Well, I think this:
http://www.realtor.com/blogs/2011/08/17/matthew-perry-buys-new-home-in-t...
Isn't too bad, though I would chop down the gigantic flower whatever use it has.
And would plant bazillions of tomatoes, as usual, so one wouldn't see much of the property, I guess.
But otherwise I agree, though castles doesn't look good either, maybe that's the starting point for "great design" - a great celeb home has to look at least 70% like a castle.

can be a pushy broad's picture

Katy looks good in this picture. No blue hair or stupid outfits. Love how she's wearing the flats and carrying the huge shoes.

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Why do celebrities always use the WORST, tackiest decorators? I have yet to see a celeb home that I would pay one dime to live in.

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joanne's picture

Thumbs up to the raging grannies.

snowball's picture

Ugh, JLH's house is so girly it makes my teeth ache. No guy would be comfortable in that.

RandéSleepover's picture

John Mayer's a one-man, douchey wrecking crew. He likes 'em--for a few months--dumb and big-titted.

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ha

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Her next song will be "I Kissed A Douche and It Made Me Cry".

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