Randy Travis Got Messy Again This Morning
The bad news is that Randy Travis is still disturbing the peace with his drunken acts of sad country song fuckery. The good news is that this time, Randy Travis didn't rub his butt sweat all over the backseat of a cop car. The other bad news is that Randy Travis' latest boozed up date with the cops didn't end with him walking away with a fresh pair of paper pants. Getting busted by the cops isn't so bad when you get a pair of paper pants out of it.
Randy Travisty was put in handcuffs earlier this year after he was caught high on the sweet nectar in front of a church near his house, and a little over two weeks ago he was busted for drunkenly crashing his car before taking all his panties off in public. TMZ says that Randy earned the latest jewel on his record at around 1 this morning when the police were called to a church parking lot in Plano, TX, because Randy and some other dude were scrappin' over a woman.
An officer tells People that the woman is apparently Randy's latest girlfriend and she was arguing with her estranged husband in the church parking lot. Being the drunken Captain Save A Ho that he is, Randy threw himself into the ring to defend his piece and started throwing fists at the husband. TMZ says that the husband must've delivered a serious WHOOP THAT TRICK citation on Randy's ass, because he was taken to the hospital to get his war wounds treated. But the officer tells People that Randy never went to the hospital and that he didn't seem drunk at the time. Randy was cited with simple assault and there were zero arrests.
First of all, if Randy wasn't drunk at 1 this morning, then neither was I (I was). Second of all, what is it with Randy getting messy on God's front lawn. The father, the son or the holy ghost need to turn a garden hose on his ridiculous ass next time. Why were the three of them fighting in the middle of a church parking lot, anyway? The only reasonable explanation for fighting in a church parking lot is if you're in a drug deal gone wrong, a threesome hook-up gone wrong or you all brought the same dish to the church bake sale.
We're all laughing at Randy's ass now, but watch in two year's time, Rebecca Black and Carly Rae Jepsen will be saying the words, "And the Grammy for Best Song goes to 'I Tore My Paper Pants In A Parking Lot Brawl' by Randy Travis!"
That is really messy! The shopping experience can range from delightful to terrible, based on a variety of factors including how the customer is treated, convenience, and mood. Records were busted all of over the country by Black Friday weekend buyers. But the shopping season is not over, and that means more busy retailers and parking lots. But don't let the crowds make you nuts. Slow and easy wins the parking space.
did no one get or read my post??? this is about the f-up threesome who are all dysfunctional.... PEOPLE..... GET THE BIG PICTURE... this is a stashed photo of randy travis.. don't think for one minute its's current;.... see this story in "real time"... they are ALLLLLL F-UP'D.... RANDY IS THE LEAST OF F'D U-P OF THESE THREEE....... look at ritchie brouegher... he's the devil...so is Mary... the rest of them are collateral damage.... seriously.... i KNOW these people...lets deal with the truth.... please comment on this post.. i would be happy to provide more details..or i can go to TMZ.....
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 5:02pm.
my peeing/puking needs. It was like it was my bush. That fucker THRIVED.
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You sound like you would have been fun to hang with back in the day Kiz:) lol!
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I try not to get my drink on too often anymore, but I do have one tradition: I have Canadian and American friends who play hockey on new year's eve. We start drinking about 10 am, they play the game, we keep drinking, then we all go home and sleep and end up at one of the guy's houses for a huge freakin NYE party. I usually end up losing my shoes somewhere and sleeping on their couch.
Good times.
*submits vacation request now for NYE and a few days after for recupe*
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 2:56pm.
I guess I don't have to point out (but I will anyway) that all his drunken fuckery and acting like a foolio started directly after he just HAD to get a divorce from his much older wife. Who he was married to for like 30 years and who really had a big hand in his career. I'm just sayin.... :-)
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Yeah but Miss Ann, there's a lot of mess in that divorce-- he accuses her of sabotaging his career and stealing his money, and she's saying he's abusive. So, there's two sides of shit being slung.
Fuck, you can't throw a rock in Indiana without hitting a church, and I'm not even lying, so my guess is that in TX there's even more. In fact, every time my GF gets drunk and I have to DD her ass home, she always belches "PULL OVER, I'M GONNA BARF" and I whip into the nearest driveway I can find, and it's ALWAYS a church! Sorry God, but she's barfed at St Paul's Episcopal, the Moonies' Unitarian Universalist, and various non-denominationals. I really want to drag her ass to a Catholic den (u listening, St. Monica's just up the street?) to show what we think of the priests who bugger little boys, but I can never get her all the way into the vestibule before she loses her lunch. Damn.
TBS, Randy, serrsly, get ur drunk ass to rehab, and stop this nonsense. You're way too old to be pulling this juvenile shit. Clean it up, man.
I guess you've never been to small town Texas because there's a damn church at every corner. Especially in Hicksville towns. Driving less than a mile I pass 6, I kid you not, on my way home.
"Fighting over a woman?" Bitch please, this was staged. Pathetic. I generally don't like the so-called country acts from the 1980s-present, but Randy has a good voice (or did). Redneck or not, he needs to come out of the closet.
We always called this type CQ (country queer). "Busted" by his wife (least favorite fag-hag girl friend) and lover (closeted cousin). Staged to the hilt, but has a sad undertone to it all.
KA, I agree with you it is sad and needs to be prayed for. Yes at first it was amusing but this, is not. I hope he finds his way.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
you know what? i am going to pray for him. he's real fucked up right now and it doesn't seem like his rock bottom yet to me and i find that very sad. so no bad comments. ok one - what the hell is with the collar and cuffs on that shirt?
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MK, first of all, there are no church bake sales at 1 a.m. If there were I'd totally go to them. They were there giving each other bj's and hj's and vajay's in the dark parking lot. The ex-husband probably followed their asses from the bar when he noticed Travesty getting grabby-assy under the table with the ex-wife. I mean why else would he be all riled up. haha What a wrecked mess!
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I think he's closeted too, but... that shirt. I dunno. That's a lesbian art teacher shirt. No self-respecting 'mo would wear that, but then, RT ain't too self respecting these days.
There is no evidence at all that Randy is gay or closeted.
ok,,randy travis is a redneck drunk,,he needs to "go away" and take care of his issues..but, seriously..this "girlfriend" Mary BROEUGHER.is the REAL STORY!! she's still "married" to an SOB who is a self- idolizing, money whore.. that will scam every red dime out of anyone who walks into his gaudy,overbuilt office, It screams of fraud, and HARD HARD SELL... i've been there..i know.. they are discusting...soooo, if randy travis looks good to her...imagine what living with ritchie breougher must be like..bleack.......Mary..a low life who wants the lifestyle and money..but is a druggin, partying whore a real hot mess...just look at her.just botox?? alot more nips and tucks on her .nuff said... prestonwood baptist church in plano?..couldn't have picked a better spot for a "ass whoopin"... the whole congregation is just like these 3 idiots..God is not disgraced this happened at this church..it's a cult and a "fake church"..baptists who sin..and keep sinning..all for greed..and then act like they are "deeply religious"...OMG.. the laughing stock of plano. i can't wait to see what these 3 jackass's do next.. keep the drama going....
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:24pm.
I always thought this guy was a closet homo.
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You thought correctly. Now, I'm not saying every closet homo is a pissing, puking staggering down the street, arguing with parking meters mess. I think someone like Ryan Seacrest, just one example, isn't self-destructing with guilt and self-esteem issues, he's probably very happy. But Randy is from another era. Yeah, it's all rainbows and Glee now- although Romney will fix all that!- but back then it was an enormous burden to bear- the phony marriage, worrying about getting caught, the fans turning against you. The money wasn't even so great then, either.
Kizzy...sounds like a good time:)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 5:02pm.
Every year, weekend after Labor Day, the in-laws have their family gathering at Myrtle Beach, S.C. We go to Medieval Times for hubby's birfday and get shitfaced. Good times. Looking forward to this year's drunk.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 5:02pm.
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ROFL OMG That's just too funny!! During my drinking days, on the way home, there was this one bush at the socccer dome that I would always stop at for my peeing/puking needs. It was like it was my bush. That fucker THRIVED.
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You sound like you would have been fun to hang with back in the day Kiz:) lol!
I don't really drink too much anymore either. The only time I really pound them back now is when I'm up north on one of the boys week long fishing trips. We start by getting on the water for about 4:30 AM with a good stiff Irish coffee and by the time you get off the water its about 9:30pm (with about 3 one hour breaks) and you drink non stop slow and steady all day. We usually eat and then drop by 10:30 only to start all over the next morning.
Once in a while we'll bring a turkey or big chicken up so when you come in the cabin smells like roasted chicken with all the fixins, you're drunk hungry and tired:)
MJT and guest - no, never went to Chuys :( and we where there for 2 days... wasn't bad.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:16pm.
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ROFL OMG That's just too funny!! During my drinking days, on the way home, there was this one bush at the socccer dome that I would always stop at for my peeing/puking needs. It was like it was my bush. That fucker THRIVED.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:24pm.
I always thought this guy was a closet homo.
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You're not alone. There's been chatter, so I wouldn't be surprised.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:16pm.
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Why'd he HAVE to get a divorce? She tired of him drunk-pissing on her shoes in her closet?
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I have a buddy that would do shit like that back in the day.
Now...truth be told I once and ONLY ONCE (I was about 25 or so) woke up off the couch pissed out of my gourd walked over and peed all over my roommate's brand new Sony Trinitron TV.
In the morning I went to turn it on and when I was hitting the button liquid dribbled out, I had no clue why the carpet all around the base of the TV was wet then I vaguely remembered what I did.
It broke the TV in that we had to send it in to get fixed, I peed all over the screen and it got into the control buttons for the on/off channel etc buttons. I somehow managed not to electrocute myself!
It was a really nice TV that had a swivel stand that you could step on the floor controls and turned it on and off / change channels and everything.
I told him I knocked water out of a jug when I was watering plants and to this day he doesn't know the truth. I haven't seen him in years mind you, don't know whatever happened to him. lol!!!
Saw this earlier on the Dallas Morning News website.
Randy Travis is one of the few cuntry singers I actually like, so dayum, I feel a teensy bit bad for him. However, he is a grown ass man who's known he has a problem for a long time. He does NOT need to be driving under the influence nor hitting a ho.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 4:19pm.
Then cue Lionel Richie: "He's once, twice, three times a loser, lawyers loo--ooove you"
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I always thought this guy was a closet homo.
When I was looking for pictures of his lady friend and her ex-husband, I saw that the reason he had to get divorced was because his meemaw wife planted a hidden camera in his tour bus and caught him cavorting around with the his mistress. So he had to get divorced because she kicked him out.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 2:56pm.
I guess I don't have to point out (but I will anyway) that all his drunken fuckery and acting like a foolio started directly after he just HAD to get a divorce from his much older wife. Who he was married to for like 30 years and who really had a big hand in his career. I'm just sayin.... :-)
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Why'd he HAVE to get a divorce? She tired of him drunk-pissing on her shoes in her closet?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:10pm.
LMAO @ long lasting friendships. Yeah the cotton bowl area be scurrry.
Did you go to chuys?
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Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 2:48pm.
Full of those people who say "I'll pray for you" when you disagree with them.
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The WORST, it's so patronizing, you just want to tell them dont you DARE pray for me.
It's like they know it makes you angry and they say it in that calm voice that makes you want to crack some skulls .lol!
Welcome to the D by the way, I hope you have fun here:D
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Nothing like kicking a person when they are down posters.
I hope he gets the help he needs. He has a great singing voice that has been enjoyed by millions and his fans hope that he can find his way back to some peace and happiness.
*prays for everyone on this thread*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:51pm.
Oh my!!! :( How long were you there?
Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 2:48pm.
Full of those people who say "I'll pray for you" when you disagree with them.
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The WORST, it's so patronizing, you just want to tell them dont you DARE pray for me.
It's like they know it makes you angry and they say it in that calm voice that makes you want to crack some skulls .lol!
Welcome to the D by the way, I hope you have fun here:D
Too much coverage of country music personalities on dlisted lately. :(
Randy needs rehab, Jeezus ain't doing shit.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 3:14pm.
GG - REPORTED! plenty white folk sell dope, too, it's just they live in the burbs!
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Sheeeeeeeeit, back in the day some of my best fuckin' contacts............ ;)
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I'm from Nashville and I used to know his massage therapist.....he's not into the ladies!!!! His wife was just a beard. He needs to just come on out of the closet and get a life,,,he's not a country hero anymore,,,,but I still love his music,,call me a hick!!
GG - REPORTED! plenty white folk sell dope, too, it's just they live in the burbs!
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Randy is on an epic bender. And, one must always respect an epic bender.........you go randy....
Why did they steal your tools Jack? You know they dont know how to use them since actual work is hard and it's easier to peddle dope.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:51pm.
How was your last visit to the Lone Star state Jack?
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Worked on a jobsite in the hood, down by the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. A drive-by occured across the street from where we were working... This white boy stuck out like a sore thumb!!! I walked out to the truck, came back and my tools had been stolen and everybody looked at me like "wutchoo lookin at whitey... FEELIN FROGGY!?" I made a lot of what I think will be long lasting friendships.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 2:42pm.
bambam -- I thought I had made out in a church parking lot, but it turns out it was in a reception hall parking lot. That doesn't count. I got excited for nothin'
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People laugh but that's part of the appeal. lol
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I guess I don't have to point out (but I will anyway) that all his drunken fuckery and acting like a foolio started directly after he just HAD to get a divorce from his much older wife. Who he was married to for like 30 years and who really had a big hand in his career. I'm just sayin.... :-)
Randy was mad at Jesus because he asked him to simply restring his guitar and Jesus gave it back to him it looking like this....
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/pikassoguitar-431x300.jpg
Randy:..." you don't ALWAYS have to work a miracle you know, I mean you don't have to "on" all the time, I told you last time just 6 stings that's all I need but ohh no..not you!"
Yeah, I, too, would have to be drunk to be seen anywhere near Prestonwood Baptist Church. Bunch of phonys. Full of those people who say "I'll pray for you" when you disagree with them.
bambam -- I thought I had made out in a church parking lot, but it turns out it was in a reception hall parking lot. That doesn't count. I got excited for nothin'.
LMAO at do you need a moment. That tag gets me everytime. LOL
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