Afternoon crumbs
QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: It's the last holiday weekend of the summer in the US, and so I'm taking my pasty carcass to the beach tonight. If the news tells you to stay away from Long Island, because a bloated sea creature more terrifying than the Montauk Monster has washed up on shore, it's just me passed out on my towel again. So because I'll be doing that, it will be a little lighter around here until Tuesday. And speaking of beaches (and bloated bitches)...
The beach in Seaside Heights has officially declared been safe by the Health Department, because MTV has ended our long national nightmare by canceling Jersey Shore. Parents can finally let their kids go into the water without them worrying about coming back with Syphilis. I can't wait to see the Duck Phone in the new season of Celebrity Rehab. - The Superficial
When are we going to find out that Winona Ryder is really an ageless vampire? - Lainey Gossip
"Saving the world...." Yeah, that's what I say I'm doing when I'm really trolling for tricks on Grindr - Towleroad
Kelly Brook's dress looks like the Hello Kitty pencil case I stole from my sister - Hollywood Tuna
Aubrey HO'Day is so resourceful. I mean, turning a child's seatbelt into a pair of panties... - Drunken Stepfather
Oh, don't mind Lea Michele, she's just looking for her humility - The Berry
In other words, Rosie O'Donnell's new wife better make sure she passes every "smell yo poon" test - Celebitchy
Ke$hit's pussy looks traumatized - Just Jared
If the trick suing Kris Humphries for giving her the Herp gets any money out of this, Derek Jeter is screwed - ICYDK
I'd like to think that Mila Kunis showing her midriff is her way of letting us know that no, she's not knocked up with AssStain Kutcher's baby - Popoholic
I hope JLo's 3D concert movie co-starring Casper Smart is rated under PG-13 or the theater might not let him in to see it - Popsugar
The hell did they do to Goofy? - OMG Blog
That low-budget blue background is making Beyonce and Anderson Cooper look like human Shrinky Dinks - SOW
Michael Keaton will play a villain in the remake of the last movie that needs to be remade - Hollywood Rag
Are we sure this isn't really fan art of Phoebe Price as Ke$hit? - Cityrag
Bush (the first one) doing an impersonation of Dana Carvey doing an impersonation of Bush (the first one) - Videogum
Today's "fighting the hot" moment is brought to you by ASkars looking like Kristen Stewart in Panic Room - I'm Not Obsessed
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So grateful Jersey Shore is ovah.
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Wow, if Winona has had work done (and I think she has), it is freaking great work. See, it can be done - a woman over 40 can be "freshened" and still look like herself, not some Joker-ish fishmouthed horrorshow. Winona may be nuts, but she looks great.
Hi LaChaylo!! *waves* Maybe Winona is pulling a Daniel-Day Lewis and acting only in quality projects every few years... except in her case, it's decades? She looks great!
"bloated sea creature" ya right MK, hope you have a really good time at the beach, beaotch! ;)
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Withy, right?
I loved her in Beetlejuice.
http://youtu.be/c9YYkv82awU
Catherine O'Hara is also amazing.
I love Wino, whatever happened to her? Why doesn't she get more roles?
I think I may need to check out the Astonishing X-Men comics in the near future. yassss!
Kelly looks amazing, hahaha KK eat your heart out!
Michael Keaton will be excellent in RoboCop.;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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What is that Lainey Gossip chick talking about..Winona looks fantastic.
PS: did Sammi from the Jersey Shore get implants?
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I think Winona looks great. Lainey annoys the living fuck out of me.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 7:39pm.
Winona Ryder has the eyes of a startled and panicked horse. I can smell the stench of her neurosis through the monitor.
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Lol!!! That's funny. Ya, I've always had a thing for her even though I have to agree I'm sure her Bats have Bats in THEIR belfry
PRAISE JEBUS!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I can imagine Goofy dressing that stupidly, plus "Ke$hit's pussy" is an image I never ever ever ever want crawling past my mind again.
love love LOVE winona! after all the stuff that was in her purse, I blame her anxious bugged out look on the demerol shes injecting. it can do that.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
Bon Jovi is a band though, not the fault of one mulleted asshole.
I think Winona has an exceptionally beautiful face. If I had to choose someone else's face it would be hers.
winona looks great but i'm sure she's probably crazy...
love michael keaton...that is all...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:52pm.
And exile Bon Jovi to Siberia (like the guy, hate his music).
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THANK YOU! I HATE Bon Jovi's music. I hated it then and I hate it now. I never understood how he managed to keep his popularity after all these years. I will say he looks great and has kept himself in great shape, he seems like a nice enough sort of guy but GD I HATE the crap he call music
....On steel horse I ride, I'm wanted WAAANTEEEEEED DEA OR ALIVE,
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I third that emotion.
"She gives him her pay for love..."
Tell that MFer to get a job!
Winona Ryder has the eyes of a startled and panicked horse. I can smell the stench of her neurosis through the monitor. She's pretty, though.
Kelly Brook has a delightfl little figure. Very curvy and exactly what I would choose if I could.
Zorba, she's in the crazy eye category as my current avie and also fellow housewife, Ramona. I do think its either from her anti-psychotics or bad eye job.
Michael Keaton must need the money. As I hadn't heard of him in a while, I'd assumed he was one of the smart ones who made his money and dropped out.
Ugh, this show has been fakity fake since the second season. Not ashamed to say I loved season 1, when they were just genuinely silly party kids and not getting rich off the bs.
Mila kunis has always been blah pretty to me. Too "perfect" and she doesn't enjoy it. Snore.
Agree with Whami that Wnona Ryder's NOM-ness is so underrated. Lezzie crush for life!
Oh, and wanted to say hi dlisted sluts since I have a new username. Didnt want to be "rude" as a newbie :)
Is it just me, or has Mila Kunis been looking kinda rough and homely lately?
Re Winona's crazy eyes: are her eyes just bugged out from constant paranoid thoughts or did she get a bad eye lift?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 6:39pm
Confession is good for the soul. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to solving it. I absolve you of your admitted sin, now, go forth, and admit to that sin no more.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by FrappenBloat on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:00pm.
The only thing I have really noticed are fewer daily posts, but he is still a funny whore!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:52pm.
I hate myself for admitting this, almost as much as I hate myself for watching it, but I like Jerseylicious! I KNOW, I KNOW! I have never admitted that to ANYONE!
*hangs head in desperate shame*
Submitted by youarestupid on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 6:31pm.
He banged the chick that's suing him before he hooked up with piss bucket.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
JS fans should not worry. I am positive that MTV has something more trashy with a younger cast on the works .
Kim has admitted to humping since she was 14. I'm sure she's had more than just herpes for a very long time. Kris probably got it from her stank ass.
I love me some fried seafood at the Jersey shore.
The cast of this show is just a more tanned and beefed-up version of the same charming folks who've always lived or summered at the shore. That's one reason I could never summon up any interest in them.
Here's a song for Winona
It may have silly lyrics but the song is laid down tight, with a really cool groove, love this tune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8ExPHzQqcs
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:23pm.
Whamo, The guy is versatile, likeable, and just fun to watch.
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That's perfect Chylo, spot on.
I still think Johnny Dangerously is one of my favourite comedies from back in the 80's
Have a GREAT time in Montauk Michael.
Watch out for sharks.
It's perfectly fine to pee in the ocean.
Vacations are part of the reason we work--right?
Whamo, I hear that. I'm a huge Michael Keaton fan. I loved his Ray Nicolette in Soderbergh movies. The guy is versatile, likeable, and just fun to watch.
So if Kris has it, then Kim has it and so does kanye. Lol wow I swear herpes is the most prevalent STD in Hollywood.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
Winona's looking thin and dead in the eyes. What happened?
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Dude, when your Godfather is Timothy Leary, what the fuck HASN'T happened?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
......and please Winona you have finally grown into your ears. A beautiful woman now; just don't touch your face; no needles, no knives.
So cute.......really love class-act Bush Sr. and appreciate Bush Jr.
I hope Sr. has a few more years to grace us with his presence.
*throws party* JS IS CANCELLED! YES!!!!
*waits for TLC to cancel all their crap reality shit*
it will be a little lighter around here until Tuesday.
Lighter than usual? Have fun!
That sound ou hear is angels applauding.
Re gay X-men marriage: ferfuksake, they wreck every relationship in comics. They even broke up Spiderman and MJ. Did people REALLY think marital bliss would fly in comic books?! It's like a comic book, where people constantly cheat, rape, break up, get back together, die and are resurrected.
Holy shut, Kesha looks old.
George H. Bush is still alive?!
And I bet when the bloom is off the proverbial "rosie," Rosie will somehow fake up cheating evidence. She seems like the sort who would.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Yay!!
MK, have a blast. Make sure you have a beach buddy to roll you in for high tide!
West Coasters, I'm seeing y'all tomorrow!! I'm on mini break to California!
Have fun in the Hamptons MK and if you happen to see Michael Lohan out there...kick him in the nuts for me.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:52pm.
And exile Bon Jovi to Siberia (like the guy, hate his music).
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THANK YOU! I HATE Bon Jovi's music. I hated it then and I hate it now. I never understood how he managed to keep his popularity after all these years. I will say he looks great and has kept himself in great shape, he seems like a nice enough sort of guy but GD I HATE the crap he call music
....On steel horse I ride, I'm wanted WAAANTEEEEEED DEA OR ALIVE,
MK do u not like this blog anymore? you don't sound so chipper and you escape it as often as you can.. :(
Winona Ryder looks great. I'm a Michael Keaton fan but Robocop?
MTV has ended our long national nightmare by canceling Jersey Shore.
Talk about locking the cage door after the Snooki has bolted.
I'm with you guys GREAT to see Micheal Keaton back in the game. Too bad it has to be a remake BUT it seems that's all they know how to make now days!
As a former Jersey girl, I say HOORAY to the cancellation of Jersey Shore. This is a good start to reclaiming our state's dignity (not that it ever existed in the first place). Next step: cancel the Faux Mafia Wives of New Jersey. Followed by Jerseylicious. And exile Bon Jovi to Siberia (like the guy, hate his music).
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
Winona got dem cray cray eyes!
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OK, I have to tell you, I know Winona is a nut bar but I've always thought she was quite pretty AND she has one of the most underrated racks in HW.
I am so jazzed by the fact that Michael Keaton is going to be back on the big screen. They BETTER give that dude a decent role in that movie. Uggh...I just wish it was a different film!
Keaton can totally carry his own film.