LeAnn Rimes Isn't Really In Rehab, Is Suing Her Haters For Invading Her Privacy
The entire bikini industry is shaking out of their string bottoms, because their number one ho LeAnn Rimes is off soothing her splintered nerves somewhere. TMZ says that LeAnn is getting help for anxiety, but she isn't in rehab. LeAnn is in a Monday through Friday therapy center of some kind where she's learning how to cope with anxiety and stress. It's not really rehab, because LeAnn can leave on the weekends and she gets to keep her phone. Oh, rich, famous whores. When they get stressed out, they go to a luxurious spa with an advice booth for 30 days. When the rest of us get stressed out, we take a bath, pop half a Xanax and fucking deal.
TMZ says that LeAnn became an anxious stick in a bikini when she spotted a wild snake at her hooves and galloped back to her stable. No, apparently there's a group of haters on Twitter who are firmly on Team Brandi Glanville (aka Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife) and are constantly throwing hate at LeAnn for slipping Eddie's wedding ring off with her snatch. Since crazy runs through LeAnn's system instead of protein, she constantly fights back at her haters on Twitter. This past spring, LeAnn got together with some of her Twitter friends in real life (????) and decided to call two of her haters to work things out. The two haters, Kimberly Smiley and Lexi Smiley, taped the conversation and then splattered it all over the Internet. In the tape, LeAnn bashes Brandi, but she claims that Kimberly and Lexi edited that shit together. LeAnn is now suing the both of them for invasion of privacy. And that's why LeAnn is on the edge of having a meltdown.
LeAnn, Kimberly and Lexi need to check into a junior high school for 30 days, because a) that's where their crazy asses belong; and b) that's where beyond stupid shit like this is usually resolved. Bitches swear they're in Mean Girls.
Meanwhile, a source tells Radar that LeAnn is getting help for her anxiety issues, because she thinks Eddie is passing his peen to another and she's been stressing out about it. It really shouldn't surprise LeAnn if Eddie is dipping his noncommittal dick in the cooch wells of other tricks, because he's Eddie Cibrian and that's just what he does. I could understand if LeAnn is stressing out over that, because she's dickmatized and dickmatized hos usually go into panic mode when they think they're going to lose some good dick. But freaking out over Twitter?
I have seen some of the tweets that LeAnn's haters send her and they do go extra hard and act like she fucked their man. Yes, LeAnn would probably fuck their man if she could, but I'm guessing she hasn't, so it's really not that serious. But if LeAnn can't take all the Twitter hate, she should use her fingers to explore a button called the DELETE button. Bitch doesn't need therapy, she just needs someone to show her how to delete her damn Twitter account.
I swear, it's all fun and tweets until some crazy fame whore ends up in a luxurious therapy spa for 5 days a week.
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Her nerves are fraying, just imagine if one of her Twitter frenemies told her Eddie was munching on some chickie, she'd go ballistic! What a thin-skinned ass! lmao
... step away from the twitter... thin-skinned ass... and he's been muching for months... hahaha
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That banner pic says it all. 2 completely stupid, false & fake celebu-tards. She's just about as stupid as stupid gets; she has to go to "coping school" because she doesn't know how to delete twitter comments? Hey squinty, if it bothers you so badly, JUST DELETE YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT. What a dumbass...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Here's an idea: stay off Twiiter. Everyone knows these social media sites are making everyone anti-social any way. I'm not going to judge her for being with Eddie. After all, I've seen how Brandi Glanvil acts and, if I was married to that bitter bitch, I'da cut and ran too. But common sense says if your "online friends" are giving you trouble, hit the delete button. It's obvious those two prime haters have no life outside the Internet and that's just sad on their part. Not to mention that tape recording a phone call without the other party knowing it is illegal.
Her anxiety stems from insecurity: Eddie will break her heart and deep in her heart she know it.
As for the malevolent hens, to quote the post "delete your twitter account" dumbass.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 9:05pm.
hit that shit til' it's broke and needs a splint
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Yassss! I'm pretty sure MK wrote da book on how to lov'em and rim'em! LOL!
It's those dang dimples. He better not be small in the baby arm department... ;P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 8:48pm.
Tigerlilly, Falcor won't listen to Suze, she EddickMAtized. What's she going on about? At the beach in a bikini all day - à la MK (this weekend)? We should all suffer that much, BeTCH! lol
And crazy ho with her mouf open in every photo = MURDURRR! ;p
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WORD. And I mean, I can't blame the ho for gettin' on summa dat cuz I'd hit that shit til' it's broke and needs a splint I ain't gonna lie, but LeAnne need a lesson in 'hit it and quit it'. I'm pretty sure MK teaches such a course via Learning Annex...Sign up LeAnne!!
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Tigerlilly, Falcor won't listen to Suze, she EddickMAtized. What's she going on about? At the beach in a bikini all day - à la MK (this weekend)? We should all suffer that much, BeTCH! lol
And crazy ho with her mouf open in every photo = MURDURRR! ;p
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:44pm.
Oh LeAnne...
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Tiger, you said it in those two words...but I love you for dropping a "whilst" in the rest of it.
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AHAHAHAHA! I drop a 'whilst' like it's hot, no?
No, but you're soooo right, everything I wrote after "Oh LeAnne" is kind of like some kindergarten shit she as a woman should know already, right? I mean, it's sad if you don't but a bitch gotta fill another bitch in about that shit regardless. Yeah, I'm not on Twitter but what LeAnne need in her life is some serious Tiger cuz I'll straighten a bitch out....including some Suze Orman shit about protecting her assets because Eddie about to CLEAN UP and you know that mother fucker doesn't have the decency to do anything but.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 4:03pm.
She always has at least one bikini on underneath whatever she's wearing. True fact.
I refuse to watch this shit but someone just posted that she videotaped her end of the convo while on speaker. If that's true for all the calls, that sure undercuts her claims. Maybe she's suing over prior calls? Who knows... Or cares?
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:44pm.
Can I just say I love you Tigerlilly?
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Aw, I lurves you too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:44pm.
Oh LeAnne...
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Tiger, you said it in those two words...but I love you for dropping a "whilst" in the rest of it.
That being said, once a cheating ho, always a fucker who will fuck around on you. If she expects any differently, she's a dumber hick fuck than I thought. I can't wait till these two fame whores go away, but we still have to get thru HER rehab, HIS rehab (for sex addiction), their divorce, her crying into her bikinis over how he did her wrong, and her eating disorder. Then we'll have to put up with her and Demi and Eva LongWHORIA on some stupid celebrity ex-wives show.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:04pm.
Simple: because the woman, not the man, is calling up and lambasting random people who trash her on twitter, or even are even slightly nice to her hubby's ex.
The woman, not the man, flew total strangers to come dine with her so they could conspire.
The woman, not the man, has been parading herself for cameras in a bikini for what seems like hundreds of years while nattering about how fucking happy and perfect her life is.
The woman, not the man, is obsessed with her spouse's ex.
Eddie Cibrian is a piece of whoring trash, but at least he mostly keeps a level head and keeps his piehole shut, instead of acting like a mentally ill 13-year-old.
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Didn't she call them? And wasn't the conversation vido taped on her end while the call was on speaker phone. It was no longer a private convo and was being recorded at least on her end. She needs to have several seats...
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I so hope that Eddie is cheating on bag-o-bones. Not because I think she "stole" him away, but because any woman who sleeps with a married man and is STUPID enough to think he won't do it to her deserves it.
LeAnn is an ugly, petty person.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:44pm.
Can I just say I love you Tigerlilly?
KIZZY! Of course you're right and being in the public eye leaves them fair game for just about anything. I can honestly say that although I hate Blohan as much as someone could hate someone I really don't know personally I would never let it get personal on twitter or FB.
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Oh LeAnne...
First of all, Leanne did Brandi a favor by theivin' on her horn dog husband. Eddie Cibrean is a hot piece...but that's it. He is not husband or even real boyfriend material. He's a hot piece you fuck on and MAYBE have some chirruns with cuz of his PURTY and his $$$ (assuming he has more than you do). If you marry his ass and you marry for real, you pretty much get what you deserve, a broken heart and an itchy cooch. There better be a big pay out for that, but does he have it? No, not enough. Now Leanne is the one who has the $$$ in THAT marriage and no one would EVER know who Brandi Glanville even is without Leanne theivin' all over her joke of a marriage to a bonafide MAN WHORE. Eddie is still skankin' around town...and once karma kicks Leanne in the head hard enough for her to figure that out, SHE is the one who will get taken to the cleaners in a divorce. All whilst Brandi has acquired more fame and options as a 'Real Housewife' than she EVER would have married to a man who would NEVER be faithful to her and wasn't even famous enough to garner her the fame (however meager and pathetic it may be) that she enjoys now.
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Sad on so many levels.
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Imagine how insecure she is to track down a hater and bitch her out over the phone.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 6:04pm.
Why isn't Eddie the asshole in all this!
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Cuz he's not Twitter-obsessed to the point of calling someone who Twatted. Plus, plenty have said he's a cheating bastard who's just going to fuck around on LeAnn, likely while she's learning coping skills. It's not about LeAnn/Eddie/Brandi, here today, it's about LeAnn, because she was the dumb bitch that called a total stranger about what she was posting on Twitter, instead of just delete/blocking them.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
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Why isn't Eddie the asshole in all this!
Even in this day and age, the women have the scarlett letter and then man somehow skates by.
UGH!
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what a dumb dumb. ummm shouldn't she be talking about her "music" ahahahah what a estupida
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LeAnn egged it on by calling them. You're a celebrity, your personal life is no longer personal. Especially when you make it known that you both cheated on your spouses with each other. What do you expect? You know you're going to have haters, it's up to you how much power they have over you and your life.
Oh and LeAnn, if he'll do it with you, he'll do it to you.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 5:39pm.
If you've heard the tape, she ain't so sweet. Her voice, her career, what she SHOULD fill her days with, are another matter entirely.
You're right, she SHOULDN'T care what blogs, or Twitter freaks have to say about her. That she DOES, speaks volumes.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I have been and always will be Team LeAnn because I love her beautiful voice and music and she's a sweet woman. Besides, Brandi Glanville is a very hateful woman and is bitter because she was disposed of by Eddie. I do wonder why LeAnn doesn't rise above nameless, cowardly, insecure online bullies who effectively mean nother to her??? Hopefully she'll learn that being led by ego and pride never results in anything good in life. As the articles and comments on this site always prove, people are generally cruel, unkind and destructive, so all one can do is her/his best and be true to her/himself.
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 5:14pm
Part and parcel of being in the public eye for these celebs. Granted, I would not go on Twitter and harsh on that person to them, but here, on blogs? If they find it, they're looking for it, and well, when you go looking for trouble, you're sure to find it. Especially for a celeb. You'll have your fans, sure, but also your detractors. If you're not prepared to run into those, don't go look.
If LeAnn is crazy enough to follow her googles, then fucking with her is the least I can do. She obviously wants to see something there. Since it appears she takes them seriously, perhaps she'll take eatasammybitch and dontdrinkallday to heart.
It's different when it's a private person.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:26pm.
Think that's why Tori keeps spewing out kid after kid? To anchor her man to her since she knows he cheated to be with her?
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What a fascinating read. And if there's one part of the country that's going to have "Twitter Addiction Therapy" treatments, accupuncture, and aromatherapy, it's Southern California.
Mani6: Online bullying sucks no matter who it's directed at.
Nah, it'd be worse for her without the attention.
Online bullying sucks no matter who it's directed at. We make nasty comments here I know but really if MK didn't put stories like this up I wouldn't be commenting at all.
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Rande -- I'm wondering why they went to the Nobu in Malibu, maybe she whipped off her outfit and had a bikini underneath and went right to the beach, but then if she had, we would have already seen pictures of that already, right? And I wonder if with this therapy program, even though she's in it Monday through Friday, if she's able to go home at night. I was able to go home at night after putting in a full day 9-5. I can't see her leaving Eddie alone that long.
These people have way too much free time on their hands!
Homegirl needs to volunteer at a domestic voilence shelter to get a dose of real stress. Or a homeless shelter that accepts kids. Or an orphanage.
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:06pm.
Judging by her outfit before going to "rehab" she should have been institutionalized
hahaha. She was! I'm just jelly that they went to Nobu, which is too spendy for me. (Though how spendy can it be if she just orders the edamame with some green tea?)
pushy broad -- you're so sweet for asking! Yes, I'm feeling much better now. Thank god it's the weekend, too!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:33pm
Hi Twatty!!!! You feeling better? Hope so.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:35pm
Agree:)
Tweeter Twat has brought this on herself and that is all.
pushy broad - sorry if I offend anyone. But seriously, walk away from your smart phone or computer and talk to a real human being if your "followers" are harshing on you.
Yes, we are all guilty of making online friends, but I keep those who genuinly care about me as I do them. Delete the fucking haters.
pushy broad -- hey, hon!
kizzy -- you're right! Shooting in the hoof -- LMAO!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:17pm.
Nope. Not a bit. I didn't tell her to do it, just like I didn't tell her not to eat, and to just consume alcohol in a bikini every day. Can't blame yourself for someone shooting themselves in the foot, er, hoof. What she does to herself is far worse than anything I could ever possibly say. Now, THAT said, she's such a narcissist, she'd never do it. This is because Eddie can't stand her whining anymore, she said she can't cope, and somebody decided to send her where she can get "coping skills."
Prince said it best yeaaaars ago: Act yo' age, Mama, not ya shoe size
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:23pm
You know M.E. I really do enjoy reading your
comments--you are frank.
ahhh let me guess, the person spreading the rumours is named Reann Limes??
oh please, she is spreading the rumours of her life by herself, stop trying to stay on the z list bitch. jump off and go hump eddies dick.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:15pm.
ROFL Me, too!! I got:
LeAnn Rimes is ugly
is lame
is anorexic
is a lunatic
is crazy
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I know I engage in way too much schadenfreude and wouldn't we all feel really, really bad if LeAnn indeed got so depressed and offed herself due to all the terrible things we're saying about her? HOWEVER, having said that, she's such a cunt and wouldn't even go there so I believe that we have to go ahead and keep taunting her, so I say, carry on!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:10pm.
Darknight -- I actually like her necklace & purse, but her hair, makeup, outfit & shoes are hideous. And don't get me started on her hideous face -- gah!!! I so hope that bitch reads this blog, don't you?
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hahaha unless she's in a padded room with no internet access you bet she is. Probably trying to find my phone number as we speak and tell me I'm a bitch for judging her. But the bitch is shit out of luck with me cuz I live in Texas and will record that conversation and GET PAID.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:39pm.
Sweetas & Rande -- I read on celebitchy this morning that Falcor has Google alerts for herself. So this morning I went to Google and typed in "LeAnn Rimes ugly." I'm such a bitch.
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LOLOL, I went to google "LeAnn Rimes..." and immediately these headlines popped up:
LeAnn Rimes looks old.
LeAnn Rimes looks like a horse.
LeAnn Rimes looks like a man.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 2:11pm.
Kizzy -- I know, isn't it pathetic
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IT SO IS. I can't help but lmao, it's like, damn, girl, you are one fucked up little jerky treat.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
mefunigirl -- oh, definitely, it has to be something where he's looking away from her or something sick or exotic that stole him away. And I'm also convinced she's doing something way sicker like rim jobs or scat play.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 08/31/2012 - 1:35pm.
hahaha. What did MK say? Freckled floordusters?
YES!!! I laughed for an hour, seriously. Twatty lmfao @ googling "LeAnn Rhimes ugly", deliciously viscious.