Prince Hot Ginge Goes To Afghanistan
Sluts with camera phones in Afghanistan, it's your lucky month (or four), because Prince Hot Ginge is there on official duty until December. Britain's Ministry of Defense released several pictures today of PHG posing in camo with his group commander next to an Apache helicopter in Afghanistan this morning. I'd like to think that as punishment for getting caught with his panties down in Las Vegas, The Queen told him he could either go to Afghanistan for four months or clean out Camilla's stall daily for the next few weeks, but that's not what happened. The BBC says this was planned long before the naked foolery in Vegas went down and the British media was asked to keep their lips shut until the Ministry of Defense said it was okay to open their mouths.
All of the information about PHG's return to Afghanistan was released to the media, because the Ministry of Defense doesn't think he's in any major danger. But just in case, I'm willing to fly to Afghanistan on Southwest and protect PHG by throwing my body on his. I only have a few rules: I won't protect him during combat war time and I won't get in that helicopter, because this one time I played a helicopter arcade game at Dave & Busters and I almost puked. What I'm saying is that I'll only throw my body on PHG's body when he's lying on the bottom bunk in his housing unit. Hey, you never know, Ceiling Cat could be a sniper for the Taliban and could be hiding in PHG's housing unit, so you can never be too safe.
The Ministry of Defense said that Captain Wales (his official army name) will co-pilot an Apache attack helicopter and his squadron will take part in combat missions against the Taliban. So this shit is serious!
But I'm hoping that when the Taliban sees PHG, they'll put down all their weapons, tell him that they didn't recognize him with his clothes and then they'll all do shots before playing a game of naked billiards. The war will really be over and we'll have PHG's pasty white ass cheeks to thank for that. The end!
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 4:45pm.
Why do people talk/ write about pale skin as though it's some sort of disgusting abomination?
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My theory is that they have to make us ALL feel like crap about ourselves, no wonder what we look like. Otherwise the peddlers of expensive, useless beauty shit would go out of business, taking their lucrative ad revenue along with them. Half the media would collapse.
I don't see the problem with any of that, but apparently other people who want a piece of that revenue do.
Harry seems like a nice kid, in spite of his gross level of privilege. As other commenters have pointed out, at least he and his brother are gainfully employed.
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Harry probably is having all the fun in one weekend that most young guys have in 5 years. With all the royal duties, the military engagements, and proper etiquiette, and publicity, he wanted to have fun while he could. Until some hos wanted some publicity.
GladysLove: Is there a petition we can sign? Or a mailing campaign we join? I can write a couple letters but it would be better to join a collective effort to try and make a change =)
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
The girl who recently ratted him out, said he kept talking about the military.
There is nothing noble or endearing about willingly involving oneself in this neo-colonial conquest and murderous campaign.
I do Pagents!
Just to clarify, the Queen has absolutely no power at all (except in her backhanders if you get out of line) - she has nada to do with PHG being deployed.
From what I've heard, he's actually a really good soldier and passed his Apache training with flying colors. He impressed his instructors with his skills - no easy feat. I'll cut him some slack and his poor bro who people are hatin' just because he's settled down.
At least these kids are earning a living, doing something worthwhile (William is a search and rescue pilot) unlike those talentless fuckwit cretins -Kuntsomething.
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evidently what happens in Vegas gets you sent to Afghanistan....
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He looks so sad here. You've been banished for bad conduct PHG! hhhaaahhhaaa
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I wonder if he knows the Army Airborne's nickname for the ISAF is
I Suck At Fighting. lol
I don't know shit about the Royals but wouldn't you think they would do a blood test when a baby is born into the family? Just in case it didn't have royal blood?
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This is such a Pr stunt. Captain Wales does not look happy to be there despite giving interviews in the past saying he couldn't wait to get back.
He's not been on active duty since 2007 and he's suddenly called back....mmmkay!
I predict he'll be back in a month or so with concerns about him being a security risk being used as the excuse.
He's the only good thing to come out of that family. You can take his brother with those receding gums, his boney ass wife, her flat ass sister, his homely step mum and shove them all up his dumbo eared father's ass!
Funluvin
Well said.
A couple of highly decorated, ex military heroes that I believe care very deeply are John McCain, George HW Bush and Bob Dole.
No wonder he was partying in Vegas. I hope those hos waxed his knob good. *salute*
Hawt. You go fly that bird, Ginge.
God Speed to everyone fighting over there. I am regularly awed by the character and sacrifice of these "average" people.
I do think we need to take much better care of them when they come home though. Nothing to do with politics at all. The politicians don't seem to get any of it or actually care, from what I can tell.
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Actually, it's frontline, or just front. But other than that, spot on.
Thank you!
Just so he has sunscreen in all the right places! :)
@diamondogs
yeah i think he will be living undercover and heavily protected. in fact, its probably a coy.
cuz the last time he was there, they said its actually heightens the danger for the troops and makes them more of a target because the taliban know there is a high price target.
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I'd love to see him running around naked in the desert.
Dont piss off The Meemaw!
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It may bear repeating but we need to be mindful that our troops need adequate pay for the service and sacrifice they are giving us. Unfortunately, Obama has cut not only the health benefits for active and retired military. He has also effectively eliminated hazard pay for soldiers deployed to areas as such Afghanistan. Men like Tonya's husband need not only our emotional support but financial compensation for themselves and their family.
Why do people talk/ write about pale skin as though it's some sort of disgusting abomination? Haven't we learned that tanning is bad for the health and makes us look like Camille Grammer (aka a "44" yr-old who could pas for 67)? And, that some folks will never tan and shouldn't even try bc fake tan is orange and, well, fake? And that it's taken over a century to rid us of the terrible and false notion that somehow "light-skinned" black people are better looking than "dark-skinned" black people... so why is it okay to imply that light skinned white skin is worse than darker white skin?
Please stop refering to pale folks as pasty. I wish to the high heavens I'd embraced the pale in my teens and 20s instead of -- in vain! -- trying to turn my skin golden brown by lying in the sun and giving myself pre-cancerous damage.
Did you see that the chick he had the drunken fumble with was (a) badly lying about her age and (b) arrested for check fraud when trying to fly to Mexico? I don't want to live in a world where Vegas escorts do such things.
Submitted by CindyBman on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 4:12pm.
I think his deployment is why he was acting so crazy in Vegas. He knew he was going and wanted to have fun
I think so too. or, this is Grandma's punishment for being a bad prince.
I think he's cute. and I think he will get better looking with age. Not so much with his brother.
Harry Hewitt. LOL
Last time he was in Afghanistan, pictures of his time there were mostly of him playing football with the local kids. He is not going anywhere near the frontline. He is most likely there for morale boosting.
Whoa the Queen must be pissed if the 3rd in line is serving 4 months there. He was pulled back last time IIRC.
Be safe Harry, and I hope for the rest of his unit's sake, it's not known where he is/or he's not going to be a political target.
Stay safe, Prince Harry, and all allies in that shithole.
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1.) pigs will fly before romney is sworn in.
2.) hes stated many times that hes all for a stronger us military presense so yeah, hell take us out of afghanistan and right to iran.
3.) no one is intetested politics talk here, take that shit to yahoo.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 3:46pm.
And for those of you who don't think he looks like Charles
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*pokes MJT starts giggling*
Or maybe he really was already going there and that's why he went so wild? A one last hurrah sort of thing. That makes sense to me.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 4:12pm.
Godspeed, Harry Hewitt!
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BWAAAAHAAAAA!! Brilliant.
Submitted by CindyBman on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 4:12pm.
I think his deployment is why he was acting so crazy in Vegas. He knew he was going and wanted to have fun.
Agreed - I'd be getting my fuck on for sure if I knew I was going!
Submitted by CindyBman on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 4:12pm.
I think his deployment is why he was acting so crazy in Vegas. He knew he was going and wanted to have fun.
Also, I remember reading that he (PHG) was very adamant about serving in the forefront. (Is that the right term? forefront?)
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Actually, it's frontline, or just front. But other than that, spot on.
ETA: It might also explain why he was so careless, like getting naked with lots of other people with mobile phones at the ready. Maybe he wanted to create such a scandal that the Royal Family would have to send him away. After all, a lot of people wouldn't want him there, for perfectly legitimate security reasons.
Blah Mk you were supposed to keep my mind off my husband being deployed. Sadface
The look on his face is not that of a happy man.
He's much more militarily active than his brother. Who didn't piss off the Queen.
I think his deployment is why he was acting so crazy in Vegas. He knew he was going and wanted to have fun.
Also, I remember reading that he (PHG) was very adamant about serving in the forefront. (Is that the right term? forefront?) He didn't want to be protected and that his fellow troops really respect him for that.
Today, I'm in a good mood (no hormones at play today). Well, maybe there are hormones at play because I'm trying to look at the bright side of everything! :) Yesterday: Monster Bitch, Today: Mushy Cry Baby. Yikes.
Godspeed, Harry Hewitt!
Lol
I hope the first thing Romney does after being sworn in is get the Hell out of Afghanistan.
What happens in Kandahar... stays in Kandahar!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 3:52pm.
...the taliban know there is a high price target.
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IIRC, last time round the Taliban promised to send his grandmother his ears. Which is original, if nothing else.
OH! The Queen is PISSED! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*swoons and purrs*...yes.please.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Wow, that sex tape must be a DOOZY if they're sending him back. They took him right out the last time once the public realised he was there, as protecting him wasn't worth the cost and the risk.
I'm surprised his hair is that long for active duty.
I don't believe the queen/royals have ANY say in military decisions.
Best of luck to all serving......
I imagine PHG like Ed Wuncler III
Grandad: (To Wuncler III) Uh, so I understand you just got back from Iraq?
Riley: For real? Yo, what's it like?
Wuncler III: What's it like?! What am I supposed to say to that? It was cool, there was bitches. Okay they was bitches but a lot of them had, ya know, they was cova'ed up in them curtains and stuff they be wearin'. But, I digress...
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that's what you get for being naughty =) ; I agree good diversionary tactics. Unless he is friendly with the locals. =>
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@ loopy
yeah, he'd be an easy target too with his ginger delightfulness.
Damage control to remind people he has a job.
@loopy
So sweet, thank you...i really appreciate that.
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