Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by cricket on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:44pm.

Who or what the hell is a Wiz Khalifa???

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:16am.

Just wanted to say thanks so much for all the birthday wishes!!! You guys are the fricking best, but you already know this. xoxoxoxo

Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 10:44am.

My girl PINK!! Have always loved her, always will - happy belated birthday biatch!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 8:17pm.

HB Sweetas!! HB Sid Caesar -- i truly hope that no one wrote that they don't know who YOU are!! HB Pink -- my favorite of the arena pop divas, that bitch can sing! HB Wiz!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 8:10pm.

Happy birthday to Sweetas! and Mr Hekki!

And Martin Freeman, if I must pick someone from that list.

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 7:52pm.

Happy Birthday Dear Sweetass!! And Mr Hekki too!

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 7:47pm.

Happy Birthday Sweetas! You're the cool babysitter who lets us stay up late! I'm getting a nice, cold Newcastle out of the fridge, can I get you one?

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 6:56pm.

Happy Birthday Sweetas! :)

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by rosehips69 on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 6:53pm.

Happy Birthday Sweetas! Thanks for holding down the funny farm while MK's gone!

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 6:34pm.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 4:31pm.
happy birthday sweetas!

pink grosses me out...don't know why, but she does...

Ditto on both counts.

Happy Bday, Sweetas!!!

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 6:29pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:46am.

HB Pink. Never seen pink shag but my best friends mom was a fan of burnt orange.

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HA! The house I grew up in was furnished with burnt-orange shag until 1997.

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 6:19pm.

Stop talking about my little homey Pink!!!!
Damn, she's just really really petite!!!!

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:29pm.

HB Pink!!! What a hottie, I think it's the way she plays the androgynous look, but she's probably one of the last pop artists that really stand out and remain genuine in the middle of all the prefab crap like Caca or DelFake. I had my coworkers laugh at me the other day when I was listening to her music but I don't care... bwahaha.

HB Sweetas dear, stay a funny slut.

Best wishes also go out to Aimee and the other BD sluts.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:01pm.

happy birthday sweetas!

pink grosses me out...don't know why, but she does...
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Submitted by Snowblood on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 2:45pm.

Buon Compleanno to Sweetas, Pink, Henry Thomas (the E.T. guy!), and Martin Freeman, a.k.a. dear Bilbo!

Submitted by didimao on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 2:16pm.

Happy Birthday Sweetas!

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Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 2:13pm.

Happy Happy Happy SweeeeeeeeeeeeetASS!!!!!!!!!!

*streaks over to help entertains the firemens*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 2:07pm.

Happy birthday, Aimee Mann! New album on the 18th, can't wait. She's like Gwen Stefani, never ages. White blonde girls aren't supposed to be like that.

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 1:53pm.

HB to Pink and Sweetas!

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 1:49pm.

You guys are best!!! Really. And that's not the (YES PRE NOON) beer talking! Dlisters are truly the cream of the crop, and I'm so proud to be a part of it. Thanks so much for all the love!! *blush*

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 1:22pm.

Happy Birthday to Sweetas! Have a wonderful day.

Submitted by MTurtle on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 1:09pm.

HB to all and especially SWEETAS!!!!!

xoxo

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:56pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 2:17pm.
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Ya, Twatty KK is KKuntrashian! lol KanyeKuntrashian's car must be the worst kind of stuffy funk there is. ugh.

HB Aimee Mann, she's 52? Would have thought a decade younger. ;)

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:47pm.

Within -- hey, babe! You're lucky (just kind of) that you can't smell funky peeps. Who's KK -- Kim KarTRASHian? Oddly enough, as much as I hate her, I don't think she smells, unless you're talking about her natural musky gypsy funk if she goes unbathed days at a time or her post Ray-J fucky times swamp ass.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:38pm.

HB Sweetas!

Sid Caesar is still alive?? he was old when I was little! Good on him, HB Sid!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:35pm.

ty so very much Within! Bonus point for Iris in a loin cloth! lol

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:33pm.

HB to Pink. She has some serious attitude:)
Shit could probably kick most of our asses!

Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:32pm.

HB Sweetas and Mr. Hekki, also Pink, Aimee, and Sid (wow thought he had died).

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:30pm.

Sweetas, *sends two firemen, ManJello and Boner to your place.* Special delivery. Signature required, so be home tonight! Have a great day, don't go overboard on the cake! lol ღ

@Twatty, your sense of smell is better than mine. My allergies only give me limited capabilities. Judging from the stinky celebs like KK, that's not a bad thing! hi!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:24pm.

Thank you so much dlisters!! You are the hottest sluts of all time and your well wishes mean so much. I will drink one shot in each of your honor. See you next week! lol

Also, I share a birthday with Pink, YES!!! *dances around* Love that ho, so original, so unapologetic.

XOXOXO to all y'all! Please send a cake filled with firemen, only wearing their hats. Kthx!!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:23pm.

misslainey & little_rascal -- wow, that's so gross that Pink is funky. Believe me, once funky, always funky. Having a kid & being married doesn't change funky. And yeah, she is unattractive & manly. I don't dislike her, she seems cool enough, I just don't want to smell her. I always wonder how funky-smelling chicks score dudes. I mean really, who wants to shag someone who's funky? Like Kurt Russell, I can't believe he's with funky-smelling B.O. queen Goldie Hawn -- just eeeewwww!

Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:19pm.

I had sex in NEKRO case's bed once. Not with her, tho :)

Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:18pm.

HB to Martin Freeman, he's a little cutie pie.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:02pm.

HB Aimee Mann. Your voice still carries.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:32am.

fredfred, I think if one looks at her peers, and compares her to the Katie Perry's, Ke$hit's or Caca's in their goth outfits, and black nail polish, Pink would be edgier. But yeah, by no means does she qualify to being like a Joan Jett or the Heart ladies. Real rockers! lol

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:24am.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:36pm.

Funny you should say that about Pink. Years ago, I read an article about peoples' strange encounters with celebs. One person said Pink was in a restroom and tey went in after her and the funk about knocked them out. This was before she married and had a kid, though. I like her, but she does look like she stinks and doesn't care.

Submitted by fredfred on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:24am.

i don't like particularly like pink and i really hate her music and when people say she's "edgy" it makes me stabby BUT...

i'd rather my daughter listen to pink a million times over than katy "dairy tits" perry, taylor "boys are dumb and i'm psychotic" swift, or rihanna "he didn't really mean to beat me" rihanna. i give pink propers for espousing a bit of "fuck you" attitude on behalf of girls.

all that said, my daughter will be force-fed the pretenders and every record kim deal is on.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:21am.

Hey Lalamaria, you too. Yes, now that the weekend has rolled around, it's all good!

Hope you as well. Mads makes a hot avie! *waves a big hello, and passes you a Hershey bar* ❀ ☺ ❀

HB to Martin Freeman, from The Office UK version.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:20am.

Happy Birthday Sweetas!

And Happy Birthday to Mr. Hekki!

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:18am.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:36pm.

I hate to say this, but Pink looks stinky to me. She looks like the type who'd go several days without washing, I don't know why.

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I feel the same way. I find her very manly and awfully unattractive, especially in the above photos.

Submitted by fredfred on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:17am.

i rode an airport tram with neko case once. i was the only one who remotely gave a shit and my shit giving was barely there.

i woulda been rediculously shit-giving had it been aimee mann.

and, yes, what did become of lorenz tate? little dude showed some promise then vanished.

and a big hb to david arquette. i would until the day one of us died. love love love him.
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Submitted by lalamaria on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:14am.

@ twat muffin-your avie melts me
And I had no idea Brooke was married to a surgeon hmmmmmmm

Submitted by lalamaria on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:13am.

Hi Withy!!! You havin a good Saturday? Mads and I send hugs:)))))

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:08am.

lol Twatty, Pink is what Miley aspires to right? ahhaah

Morning to Lalamaria and her Mads avie! ;p

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:06am.

HB Sweetas & Mr. Hekki.

lalamaria -- oh god, ITA about Brooke Burke. She was married to a plastic surgeon who worked on her, that's all she has to offer.

I hate to say this, but Pink looks stinky to me. She looks like the type who'd go several days without washing, I don't know why. I also didn't know Sid Caesar was still alive. HB, Sid.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 11:03am.

HB to Pink and Sid Caesar.
A very Happy Birthday to Sweetas! Enjoy your special day, hon! XXXOOO *blows a fruity shotgun your way*
HB to Mr. Hekki!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:58am.

HB to Pink and the other birthday sluts today!

Big Happy Birthday Sweetass! Hope you go out and get your major drank on today!! Happy 29th right? lolol ღღღ

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:57am.

Guest, i showed my son the pic of your avie and he asked if it was a bag of cement.. hahahah

Submitted by lalamaria on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:50am.

Hbd pink! Brooke Burke is so average to me....