Night Crumbs

Is Winona still doing the prescription pills? I hope not. She has that Crazy eyes/Sean Young look in that photo. Watch out, girl.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:05pm.

I can't be angry at her for shoplifting. For all you squares out there, shoplifting is FUN. It's dangerous but it's fun.

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Yes, it's great fun when prices are hiked up to account for loss of inventory.

It's even more fun when stores close because too much theft has occurred in high crime areas.

If that's your idea of fun, I hope your house gets regularly burglarized and your possessions are taken by someone who thinks it's just a jolly good time.

Winona, I may be biased because we're contemporaries, but you put all other bitches to shame. You are STUNNING.

Sarah Smile

Nick Gruber is like Lindsay Lohan, an asshole with no morals or shame. Another asshole through and through.

However, I that he's exposing the old geezers who hire the young to be their sex toys.

What the hell was the Today show thinking?? Oh wait, they weren't.

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

Ray Liotta looks fucking great in that last picture.

that nick gruber needs to stop.

i mean seriously, do you think it is a good idea to tell the world you licked calvin klein's tan dick? and that you were the pass around trick at parties? and that you licked ancient dick for money? if you answered yes to those three questions, come sit with me, take this glass of water, i have a cyanide tablet for you.

I wouldn't mind getting caught shoplifting if I could be frisked by a tall, muscly officer who looks like Thor's twin brother ** checking when Nordstrom's opens ** With my luck, I'll get some Big Bertha/Mama June type though ** reluctantly closing Nordstrom's website **

Oh, and eff NBC - stupid POS show with stupid POS cohosts. Those wh0res Matt and Savannah and the Kuntrashians deserve each other.

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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)

Winona is soooo pretty even though she could use a bit of meat on her. She never colours her hair too warmly which suits her delicate skin and features.

Camila Alves is gonna get such a HUGE ass pay off when her and T-Rex break it off in a few. Sorry...but it's gonna happen. This whole domestic thing will tire bong boy after awhile.

Why is it that Lindsay Lohan gets to work again after her shoplifting, Peaches Geldof gets 'work' again after her shoplifting. Many people get away with it.

Is it because Winona was that bit older? She was pretty good in Black Swan but nothing much was mentioned of it. She has been a great actress of our time really, - Heathers and Beetlejuice are time significant movies.

Winona looks a bit too skinny. Beaitiful though.

Chicken Leg did inherit nice skin from her dad, but she's definitely been tweaking it the past 5 or so years. It never used to look like it glowed. She's had crows feet, deep naso-labial and forehead wrinkles. It's not dragon blood, but a Dermatologist.

Hermione granger's nipples?!! ohhhh mmyy god!! girl get that wand out and do some spells, cover that shit up.

Bambam

I have heard that human flesh is quite tasty too. I believe a member of the Donner party recalled years later that it was the best meat he had ever had.

omg winona, why you sooo thin girl? not stealing much food lately?

Submitted by estee logger on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:52pm.

estee -- give Marley a big hug & kiss from Auntie Twat; he is adorable!!! I love goats, esp. baby goats -- they are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love them too, esp. curried with potatoes and gravy. Yummers. ;p

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Ya and maybe if you are reincarnated, you can come back as one and the goat can come back as the chef!

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Oh come now. If goats weren't meant to be eaten then why'd the good lord make them so delicious?

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Compared with other celebs these days, her shoplifting is nothing. She's probably more embarrassed about it than anything else. She was excellent in her films and today that wouldn't even be a scandal. She should get out there if she wants to get back in fighting form. Goopy is leaving her behind... ;p

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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:52pm.

estee -- give Marley a big hug & kiss from Auntie Twat; he is adorable!!! I love goats, esp. baby goats -- they are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love them too, esp. curried with potatoes and gravy. Yummers. ;p

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Ya and maybe if you are reincarnated, you can come back as one and the goat can come back as the chef!

It was shocking that Winona stole, and I think people forever connect her to that because it's a sign you've got a screw loose, unless you're poor. (It was at Saks, incidentally, not Bloomingdale's).

Think about it: it was pretty scandalous/lurid that one of the Olsen chicks was with Heath Ledger the night he died, and she didn't call 911 right away, but that doesn't follow her around like a bad smell.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:52pm.

estee -- give Marley a big hug & kiss from Auntie Twat; he is adorable!!! I love goats, esp. baby goats -- they are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love them too, esp. curried with potatoes and gravy. Yummers. ;p

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:05pm.

I can't be angry at her for shoplifting. For all you squares out there, shoplifting is FUN. It's dangerous but it's fun.
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Especially the part where the police (if they have a mind to) make a big deal out of it and ask you to honor them by being their partner in doing the perp walk thru the store to their car. Oh, with people looking at you it makes you feel just like a movie star.

Derp.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Why anyone would marry Blake Lively is beyond me. She might be good as a boy toy but that's about it.
Does she really think her marriage is going to last...what a fucking joke.

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Every time I see Winona Ryder I always think of Beetlejuice. That movie is freaking classic!

I don't think it's just the stealing with Winona. She had just broken up with Matt Damon and then didn't she go a little nutty? She was pillhead buddies with Courtney Love and was acting weird on a talk show and in court? I vaguely remember. I love her work, though.

Why the fuck does Lamey keep calling her "The Jolie"?? It's stupid. "People keep talking about how she uses dragon blood on her skin..."?? They do? Who are these dumbasses, Lamey? JFC.

Winona is trying again these days, hope her movie gets an audience.

"How the molten block of ice in Pimp Mama Kris' chest came to be" - Bwahahahahaha MK!

Bromance, YES, kiss each other on the mouth! so gorge! lolllol ;p

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Submitted by liverwurst on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:39pm.
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No, I think Aaange just cranked up her lip injections to exploded anus. Makes everything else look smaller.

I really like Winona Ryder. She may be touched but she's managed to stay out of the spotlight for the last decade or so. I didn't realize she was still a working actress until I saw her in Black Swan and Star Trek and I thought she was very good in both.

estee -- give Marley a big hug & kiss from Auntie Twat; he is adorable!!! I love goats, esp. baby goats -- they are so cute!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by estee logger on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:05pm.

I can't be angry at her for shoplifting. For all you squares out there, shoplifting is FUN. It's dangerous but it's fun. She was probably just depressed and looking for a thrill.

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Fun? Try illegal. She stole $4,760 worth of merchandise.

Who do you think pays for that?

We do, in increased prices.

Didn't your parents teach you about stealing?

I stole a piece of candy once when I was about 6 years old. My mom found out, drove back to the store, made me apologize for stealing and then had me pay for it. Nothing like a little humiliation to correct bad behavior.
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Damn right! My mom did the very same thing to me. I stole a pack of the mini chiclets after she told me no. I've never stolen anything again.

Holy shit! Angelina had her chin implant removed didn't she?

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 10:05pm.

I can't be angry at her for shoplifting. For all you squares out there, shoplifting is FUN. It's dangerous but it's fun. She was probably just depressed and looking for a thrill.

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Fun? Try illegal. She stole $4,760 worth of merchandise.

Who do you think pays for that?

We do, in increased prices.

Didn't your parents teach you about stealing?

I stole a piece of candy once when I was about 6 years old. My mom found out, drove back to the store, made me apologize for stealing and then had me pay for it. Nothing like a little humiliation to correct bad behavior.

- Love Winona.

- Angelina looks like botox and/or she's swilling the blood of virgins.

- Camilla looks fabulous pregnant. Every time.

- Kate's wardrobe is making me jealous. Although too old-ish for her, would be stunning on me. Hand it over Kate!

- My opinion of Zac Efron just went up about 50 points.

- Fuck the Today show, NBC and whoever came up with the lame excuse...from TVGuide.com:

"The Today show dedicated a considerable amount of time to September 11th coverage this morning throughout the entire show," a show rep said in a statement to the New York Daily News.

FUCK THEM.

The lack of makeup makes Angie look more interesting and normal.

Ewwwwwwww. She looks like shite! Does she have graves disease now? Or is that a bad plastic surgery choice? And, is she anorexic now?

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 9:35pm.

NOPE. Still funny, still fair game. Just like Tim Allen being a coke dealer who snitched. I didn't tell either of them to do it, and reserve the right to make fun of them because of it. Can't feel too sorry for someone who shoots themselves in the foot. But you can laugh.
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I'm in favor of giving Tim Allen a hard time because he's a douche who subjected us to a shitty show and many shitty movies.

But Winona's awesome. She's been in so many classics and she always put thought into her role selection. AND she was in the last episode of Strangers with Candy. She's COOL.

I can't be angry at her for shoplifting. For all you squares out there, shoplifting is FUN. It's dangerous but it's fun. She was probably just depressed and looking for a thrill.

Also, she pisses of Gwyneth Paltrow. What more could you ask for?

Winona has startled-horse eyes. I still like her, and don't hold the shoplifting against her.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 9:31pm.

Winona is ravishing, I love her. People are, for whatever reason, so unforgiving about the goddamn shoplifting. So what? It was Bloomie's, she didn't bag funds from a charity or something. People need to find new jokes. After a DECADE it gets a little stale.
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NOPE. Still funny, still fair game. Just like Tim Allen being a coke dealer who snitched. I didn't tell either of them to do it, and reserve the right to make fun of them because of it. Can't feel too sorry for someone who shoots themselves in the foot. But you can laugh.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Poor WInona... she'll never live that shoplifting thing down. I knew a couple of college classmates who shoplifted from a bloomie's type store (who now have respectable careers) but i guess no one ever found out about it.

Poor WInona... she'll never live that shoplifting thing down. I knew a couple of college classmates who shoplifted from a bloomie's type store (who now have respectable careers) but i guess no one ever found out about it.

I know why Winona looks like that, she's got her Godfather's old recipe.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Winona is ravishing, I love her. People are, for whatever reason, so unforgiving about the goddamn shoplifting. So what? It was Bloomie's, she didn't bag funds from a charity or something. People need to find new jokes. After a DECADE it gets a little stale.

I like that she's crazy too. She's entertained me endlessly in and out of films. Go WINO!

BTW, she's a 40 year old smoker and she looks like a 30 year old vegan. How does this happen?!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 8:25pm.
Estee -- what is that sweet little goat baby's name?

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Thanks for asking Twatty. His name is Marley. Cute little bugger and very independent.

Damn, Winona's got that Oh-shit-is-the-security-tag-visible look. Chill, girl, looks like you were more adept with the scissors this time.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Aside from the ugly tattoo, Jordin Sparks looks fabulous. Cute shape on her.

Hyperthyroid?

Winona looks creepy, unhealthy and she needs to stop "making eyes" the way she does. It's not attractive and they look googly. She's ver pretty, she doesn't have to have those stupid face and eye poses.

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Dark-sided!

Zac Efron just got sexier.
I think it's kinda refreshing that you have a young male star explicitly stating that gay is no big deal. Usually actors his age (especially ones who want a het-appeal big screen career) don't go there or they talk around the "gay thing" (even when they come from a musical / dance background like Efron).

we haven't heard about AngieJo and billy goat Brad for a while... did they die... need some more pics of ShiShi in all her butchie-in-training glory in my life...

Estee -- what is that sweet little goat baby's name?

Winona Ryder would be great at this bio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rjOrOt6wFw

She'd just have to have someone dubbing the singing. Preferably Maria Callas.

Not even joking when I say I reckon that Winona is recycling some dress from 1993 there.

Jebus, Jordan sparks is gorge. My kingdom for a body like that.