The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 14th!

Specific wardrobe adjustments had to be made when Chyna starred in the Broadway version of Xena Warrior Princess. - stinky

Runners-up:

Now we know where that missing leg from the round table went to. - pamorama_j

Prince William was feeling left out, so he came up with a scandalous photo of his own. - parissucksliterally

The secret to togetherness: Leann Rimes makes Eddie wear it every time she leaves the house for more than a half hour. - Strepsi

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Submitted by congyi70 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 5:12am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 12:56pm.

Ahahaha, great job winners!! Stinky - perfection. PSLxoxoxo

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 12:02pm.

estee, sometimes that happens. :)

I placed! yay!

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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number

Submitted by pamorama_j on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:58am.

Congrats fellow winnahs!!! And thanks MK!!!

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:20am.

Yay PSL XOXOXOXOXOX & Stinky!

These made me laugh!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:54am.

Congrats to all you witty winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by estee logger on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:31am.

Sorry....I don't think these picks are the funniest at all. There are at least ten others that are real gut-busters.

Submitted by guest on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 8:29am.

psl ♥ LOL! Congrats everyone!

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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."

Submitted by noeb on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 12:22am.

Martha Stewart's new jello mold is a real hoot! Travolta ordered twenty.

Submitted by Callie on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:33pm.

Cock blocking in the Middle Ages was a little more serious.

Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:06pm.

Old junk protecting old junk.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:05pm.

Proof that Guinevere led Lancelot around by the dick.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 5:36pm.

After losing his left testicle in a joust, Sir Lancelot Armstrong mysteriously kept a permanent hard-on, which earned him a legion of haters, doubters, and cheesy, blond girlfriends throughout the kingdom.

Submitted by Mandilyyy on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 12:05pm.

The new uniforms for massage therapists when Travolta is in town.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 10:56am.

Needless to say that the John Travolta edition has a butthole armour instead.

Submitted by MrDouglas on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 8:47am.

Early celebrity sex tape being shopped. Joan of Arc in Bone of Arc.

sincerely yours,

the white dragon

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 6:51am.

I am Iron Virgin Man!

Submitted by ProfessorVP on Sun, 09/16/2012 - 2:09am.

You'd be as cranky as Mitt Romney, too, if you wore Mormon underwear.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:18pm.

Sir Elton Johns "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" wardrobe change.

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Submitted by Aunt B on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:13pm.

While strolling through the Royal Armory, the Queen stumbles across a way to prevent PHG from having anymore "Vegas Incidents".

Submitted by bobojd on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:40pm.

I plan on fucking them to death.

Submitted by the7777s on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:08pm.

Rupert Sanders chastity belt for SWATH 2.

Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:55pm.

Sir Schlongalot.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by Brian_el on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:40pm.

Jim Bob Duggar really does a weenie of steel.

Submitted by noeb on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:01pm.

Lady Gaga's new duds, because you never know when a girl wants to have fun.

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:15pm.

A plain ole condom wasn't good enough for RDJ once he read the scene where he and Goopy had to fuck for reals on camera in Iron Man III.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:07pm.

There was quite a rise in interest at the Toledo Renaissance Fair after the announcement of Adrienne Curry's upcoming appearance as Slutty Lady Guinevere.

Submitted by NationalVelvet on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:02pm.

Sometimes in the heat of battle, you need a codpiece designed to handle a little excitement.

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 4:00pm.

Iron John

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 3:57pm.

A source revealed: Rosie wanted something really special to wear for her first marriage.

Submitted by Spacepussy on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:17pm.

Chastity armor be damned, John Travolta's penis will not be contained.

Submitted by Kingmambo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:45am.

PHG understood the Queen's ire and sending him off to war as punishment, it was the chastity bit which pissed him off.

Submitted by Cuckoo4CoCoPuffs on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:32am.

Scientology's latest attempt to keep John Travolta's homosexuality in check.

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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.

Submitted by Melinda on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:22am.

leave it to John Travolta to make a suit of armor gay.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:56am.

A bite in shining armour.

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:42am.

"Dorothy, I'm rusted! Get the oil can --and hop on."

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"Davenport. Dawn Davenport. I'm a thief and a shitkicker and I'd like to be famous."

Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:35am.

Finally, Prince Williams naked photo emerges

Submitted by Deusex on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:55am.

So Michael Fassbender is joining Game of Thrones next year. Woof.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 8:47am.

A wench was nonplussed at her knight,
Whose armor was tailored too tight.
So she loosened a screw,
Till his codpiece broke through,
And she humped him with all of her might.

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:28am.

Obviously the first authentic suit of armour you Yanks have seen. Shock, horror, titters, sniggers..

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:11am.

Submitted by Ikcor on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:18pm.

We are the Knights who say "Shwing!"

LOL! Camelot is such a silly place!

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Submitted by hillka on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:55am.

so...I'm probably the only one who noticed the ridiculously tiny waist? haha.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:49am.

Sir Lancesnotmuch.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:45am.

"Damnit, I knew I shoulda had a piss.....BLACKSMITH!"

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:37am.

"Look, it's Godiva on her horse" *CLONK*

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:20am.

The suit commissioned by the Queen for PHG's next Vegas trip.

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Submitted by _fail_ on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:40am.

Publicity still from "The Sword and the Bone"...

Submitted by kzingher on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:21am.

A Kid in King Arthur's Shorts.

Submitted by _fail_ on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:26am.

Under Armor.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 11:58pm.

The Marquis de Cod.