Night Crumbs
Somebody should tell Angie Jo that when she's not on set she doesn't have to wear her Maleficent costume - Popsugar
Sam Claflin in his Finnick make-up and he's working that Fashion Fair foundation hard - Lainey Gossip
White Oprah was not blitzed out of her skull during her interview with Dr. Phil, okay? For some reason, the room was spinning really fast and it made it hard for her to concentrate. It's like Dr. Phil purposefully conducted the interview in a carousel room to screw with her! - The Superficial
Just put your tongue up to the monitor and scroll - The Berry
Let's get up close and personal with Candice Swanepoel's ass dimple - Drunken Stepfather
LeAnn Rimes is a regular Gina from Beverly Hills 90210 - Celebitchy
Wil Sabin's "Porn Star" video will play on a loop on the screen in John Travolta's sleeping pod - Towleroad
EXCLUSIVE pictures from Sally Struthers' DUI arrest (no offense to Sally Struthers) - Hollywood Tuna
The naglas and peen of some dude who's in that V/h/s movie - OMG Blog
I think I just got second-hand drunk from reading Tara Reid's tweets of denial - ICYDK
Celebrity see throughs - Cityrag
Proof that Kim Kardashian makes delicious ice cream look like a plop of shit just by holding it - I'm Not Obsessed
The National Enquirer really hates us and wants us to know that Pimp Mama Kris and O.J. Simpson boned bareback-style - Celebslam
David Silver looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster after a 5-day heroin bender, but I still would - Popoholic
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Jude Law wearing? - Just Jared
Ochocinco's tattoo looks extra extra EXTRA dumb now - Crunk + Disorderly
I like B.A.G & M.F. I think they are kind of cute.
Jude Law should burn everything he was wearing, but especially those green sweat pants. Also, there is a layover advertisement that suggested ways for me to get his look, that made me laugh out loud. It told me to rob the homeless guy down the street of his clothing (not really, it suggested EBAY .. haha) and ta da, I will look just as awesome as Jude Law.
Saint Angie is such a humanitarian that she is even thinking of the refugees when she decides what to wear. After the party is over, Saint Angie's dress will be donated to a refugee family of her choice. It becomes a hut that will house an entire family, and delightful satin bedding. With the magic sweat embedded in it, they will all become stylishly thin too. Just for the small price of their souls, and a photo op that will be featured in her next book,"My Gift to the World is Myself".
That fugly thing defies culture. BURN IT!
Chicken Leg started wearing those burkas this year. I think it was after she became the laughingstock of the Oscars for showing off her spindly, veiny legs and bony knees. She wore a black one at the beach. Earlier she's been photographed looking EMACIATED. She's definitely covering up her skin, bones and veins.
David Silver looks like he's out on weight, not lost it. Megan Fox does look very pretty. Hopefully some of the cosmetic procedures she had around the eyes was Botox and therefore reversible.
Who could blame Angie Jo for these atrocious outfits? The only acting gigs she can get these days are UN appearances. She needs put on a costume to at least convince herself that she's still a stahhhhh!!
Finally, Angie has some curves.
Water bed sheets for the win! Go Louise! Whamo, image of a po Angie and kids. Ha."If Mama ain't happy, no body happy!"
Tara...I believe ya but at least you're still in the news.
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First the leg and now this outfit. LMAO She sure knows what to wear to be talked about. Crazy Angie!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Satanic Priest, indeed, meh. lol! She probably thinks it's real edgy.
In all seriousness, though, she seems to conceal her bones and skin flaps. I don't want to see that.
Perhaps David Silver/BAG is just being protective or something, which is understandable, but I get some overly controlling vibes from him.
Overkill much?
That wig on Sam Claflin is bad. That's a wig, right?
Submitted by Deb: "Nice "World Savin'" gown, St. Ange! Oh, and it's black! Quelle surprise!"
"World Savin gown" has me cackling so bad at 3:00 am.
She's got one In tan, too!
if that delusional heap of denial Dina Lohan was not drunk, please share me a link where she is. She is insane to say she was clear headed and normal. It makes her look 10000000 times to infinity worse, if that's possible. Calling 51/50! But I think it's hopeless in this case. Stay on that high Lohan cuz if you come down you may have to hang yourself out of sheer mortification of what you sound and act like.
she does not need to be wearing something like this. what she should have done is just wear something very modest yet flattering and a nice hijab. i personally think there are very beautiful ways to wear one. there is a muslim doctor at my clinic that wears some of the most beautiful outfits, like someone made them for her. something pretty and modest yet flatters her and makes her look beautiful. angie is just going way too far.
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Why is Jon Voight dressed up like his daughter?
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:24pm.
No, she's actually serious. And that's the sad part. I wish I could stick my head that far up my own ass as she can hers.
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If you did, you'd run straight into Brad's face.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA! I needed that (thnx).
She actually looks fat. How the fuck did that happen?
If you want to be a goodwill ambassador, then help promote the positive reformation of modern secular Turkey. Angie, you are not in Saudi Arabia. This fucking Burqa shit is outdated and the general public needs to know it's no longer acceptable to cover their women up in table clothes. I get it, you are doing good deeds so I shouldn't shame you for that, but common don't trample on woman's rights in the process.
If you needed to cover up for respect, a suit and headscarf would have been just fine.
Rumor is on the loon front that she might be expecting divine blob number seven because her funbags are bigger, not so much because she's covering up her carcass.
She is either preggars or off of the opioids.
Is THIS BITCH knocked up again? Brace thyselves.
Make sure your makeup is on and everything, Angie. Don't want the refugees see you without your mascara.
David Silver is looking quite shitty- wonder why?
Angie looks like shit.
Happy Friday to you too, Within!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:11pm.
I like _meh_'s satanic priestess idea, too. LMAO But I think I'v read too much Vigilant Citizen.
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OK, I just checked out Vigilant Citizen. Whoa, dude! I can't help thinking that the author is giving WAY too much credit to the producers of these videos.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:14pm.
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He certainly shook it and went slow motion for maximum effect, ahahaha
He goes overboard, with the jiggle, it's true but imagining Travy and Tommy pressing play, stop, rewind is hilarious!
Happy Friday Deb!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 9:08pm.
Hey Within! That Sabin video and the Berry shirtless Friday pics are hot, yet so ghey-porny, that I get turned off a bit knowing they aren't playing on my team, you know?
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a fit, hot guy...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:17pm.
She looks like she's wearing waterbed sheets from the early 1980s.
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Ahahahaha! louise, you're killing me! I actually dated a loser in the early 90's who had a water bed and THOSE sheets! *dies*
LOL!!
I like _meh_'s satanic priestess idea, too. LMAO But I think I'v read too much Vigilant Citizen.
For some reason, I have always pictured that Angelina could have been one of Charles Manson's disciples if she had lived during his heyday. I think she would have really gotten off on his "witchy" demonic shit.
Does anyone know if she's been wearing it to promote Maleficent? It looks just like her costume there.
And... HOW did I MISS the Wil Sabin jiggling ass video? ahahahahaha Auto-play for Travolta and TommyGirl, FOR SURE! ;p
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Anyone who needs proof that this lady is fucking crazy should just take a look at this outfit here. I mean, who the hell dresses like that, besides I dont know, villains in really cheesy movies, or maybe satanic priests. Get fuck out.
Nice "World Savin'" gown, St. Ange! Oh, and it's black! Quelle surprise!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:17pm.
She looks like she's wearing waterbed sheets from the early 1980s.
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Ahahahaha! louise, you're killing me! I actually dated a loser in the early 90's who had a water bed and THOSE sheets! *dies*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:36pm.
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That's right, only Mrs. Roper can wear caftan dresses like that and a get a FULL pass! hahaha ;)
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All that's missing from that picture of Angie are doves, a moving sidewalk, a blonde wig and a backing track of "Stand Back" to lip-synch to.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:25pm.
If you did, you'd run straight into Brad's face.
I actually just spat a mouthful of hot chocolate at my screen when I burst out laughing. I'll be sending you my laptop for repairs, Dog!
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I sowwy. Okay, not really.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:34pm.
OLOL, what she must smuggle in those drapes...
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Her brother, a vial of blood, some smack, and a bottle of her children's tears.
Hi Whamo!
Diamond, Whamo, LOL should have guessed they had several stories out in anticipation of the film. How fastidious that they keep chasing users in and out of there!
OLOL, what she must smuggle in those drapes...
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@ fashion.......Angie's brother is my hero! Lol!
@ LS .....the D is the only celeb site for me other than fucking with the loons once in a while. I come here to hang out and have some laughs with you goofballs, the celeb news is almost secondary lol! :)
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:25pm.
If you did, you'd run straight into Brad's face.
I actually just spat a mouthful of hot chocolate at my screen when I burst out laughing. I'll be sending you my laptop for repairs, Dog!
Ooh Angelina, please tell your brother to come back to comment on this site again
...-Come home to Jamaica-...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:19pm.
Is she kidding with that stupid outfit?
No, she's actually serious. And that's the sad part. I wish I could stick my head that far up my own ass as she can hers.
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If you did, you'd run straight into Brad's face.
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Hey doooogiee:) :)
Hey DD:)
What the fuck is it with her and black? I have never seen anyone wear so much black since Johnny Cash!
Where's her honkin' engagement ring?
ETA: Maybe the Loons know why she's not wearing it...
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 8:19pm.
Is she kidding with that stupid outfit?
No, she's actually serious. And that's the sad part. I wish I could stick my head that far up my own ass as she can hers.
Within: yeah, there are new posts. Those loons are too much. I haven't been there in a long time, but the new photos piqued my curiosity. Good stuff.
LOL Withy♥
Where has The Berry been all my life? I'll stop coming here and start going there, haha.
I see people mentioning Celebitchy etc, and I realise that Dlisted is the ONLY celebrity gossip site I ever visit. I haven't trolled JJ in a couple of months. I might look in on ONTD once a week, but if I wasn't on D I would never hear about ANY celebrities. This gives me pause for thought: I would never actually see/hear the name "Kardashian" if I stopped coming to Dlisted (we don't really give a fuck about them in UK).
See what I suffer for you people?
@ Reason.....JJ has had multiple posts this week and they are losing their shit over there. Lol!!
@ Weezy.....lol, I'm sure she'll figure a way to wear the rail bumpers those beds came with as well, she'll make a pair of black boots out if them.