Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

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Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 9:33pm.

Happy Barfday to two of my favorite sluts!

Cokey and WTFOMGLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you whores had fun today!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:39pm.

Everybody who remembers when Prince Harry was born can officially feel old now.

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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 7:20pm.

White Oprah's blue jeans are 50. Bitch, please. HB WTFOMGLOL and cokey bloke and....Tommy Lee Jones. Damn, I used to lurve him. "Coal Miner's Daughter" hell yes.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:59pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:54pm

lol! I'll take your advice to heart, FB! Thanx.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:43pm.

I'm going to use one of my mom's famous quotes here. I'm sure you guys have heard of Chicago's famous State Street. My mom used to say, "[insert name here] was [age] when State Street was a prairie." So in this case, "Dina Lohan was 50 when State Street was a prairie." That old bitch is so busted-looking. Non happy birthday to that wasted sea hag.

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:26pm.

Jessye Norman is the queen! Happy Birthday to her!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:24pm.

HB Cokey n WTFOMGLOL!!

@GG - hello, I'm the bitch who just pounced on you for trying to knock my overpriced drink out of my hand. Don't do it
Haribo unless u know who ur dealing with.

/can dance with drink n gives cues to bartender friends to have another drink ready when I come off the dance floor

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by quickkill on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:20pm.

Happy Birthday Harry...I will have a vodka and lemonade in your honor later on. I was having one anyway, so now I will have two...or three

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 5:17pm.

@WTFOMG

That sounds awesome! Have a fantastic birfday!

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:41pm.

thank you !! ❤❤ it's a pretty good Bday! the weather in Connecticut is perfect, and going out for Italian tonite. can't ask for more than that :D

Submitted by KarlMarl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:05pm.

Happy birthday, Jolin Tsai (32), awesome sexxay Taiwanese singer!

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:37pm.

Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:00pm.

WTFOMGLOL, happy birthday!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:58pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:44pm.

I love you guys ;) Play nice! You're all family cos Dlisted is like home. For realz!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:40pm.

"the crotch, the crotch, the crotch is on fiiiiii-re. we don't need no water let the motha fucka burrrrrrnnnnnnn! burrrrrrnnnnnn, motha fucka, burrrnnnnn!!!

HB to my and MK's favorite firecrotch!! keep burnin', Harry, keep burnin'. and please get home alive.

HB to one of my forever favorites, Dan Marino! man had a golden arm. golden. money. bet on him every time.

[insert your own White Oprah insult and fuck you here. please make sure it's as low as you can go. that's what i would do.]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by TwatsThat on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:39pm.

Hmm, today must be Hot Dick Birthday.

I'd lock myself in a room with PHG, Dave Annable, Josh Charles and Tom Hardy. And they could all stick it ALL the way in…not just the head!

Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:25pm.

So, White Oprah turned 50, and celebrated it in true lohan style by getting drunk & making a complete cunt of herself in a Dr. Phil interview (why the hell was he interviewing her in the first place; did he run out of celebrities or something?)... nice. Just shows you can take the lohan out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the lohan...

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:37pm.
I share a birthday with Prince Harry ! awesome.
This I did not know ! :D

BTW, HBD, WTFOMGLOL.

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:16pm.

Hot Ginge had close call on his B-day, Harry Operations: http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/143536/5_birthday_wishes_prince...
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:12pm.

Happy birthday to WTFOMGLOL! Enjoy your day! ;p

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 1:07pm.

I share a birthday with Prince Harry ! awesome.
This I did not know ! :D

HB to all the hot slutz today!

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:54am.

happy birthday tommy lee jones. screw the rest

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:52am.

HB PHG, Tom, Tommy, Oliver and other birthday sluts today.

Happy birthday CokeyBloke, have a great one! ;p

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by cr1039 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:37am.

Montag is only 26? Shudder. On her plastic surgerey mag cover reveal she looked 36, and that was 3 years ago. Scratches head.

Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:31am.

Oh Mike! Look at you with your little shoes and your little suit!

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:28am.

Ladies, ladies! You're ruining Dina's birthday!

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:27am.

I'm sure Harry is pretty drunk -- and maybe even naked -- as I'm writing this post.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:14am.

Haribo, IF wishes to be a woman.

Still.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:11am.

Haribo, Dog is not a man.

Anymore.

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:05am.

HB to MK's crush!

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:02am.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:06pm.

Haribo, we've talked many times so I was like "eh?". Now if you mistook IF for a hot young thing when she is really an old hag, I could understand, because she tries to sound young and happening. (HA!) But me having a peen? Nyet. LOL!
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Liar liar pants on fire. She packs a strap-on and a tube of K-Y, she ain't afraid to use it.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:55am.

Get your freak on today, Prince Ginge!

Dina, you're 50 now. Get a grip!

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:55am.

GG, fair enough!
Dog, lmao! We've talked before - you're right! Dunno why I thought you were a dude. It must have been the nick ;] As for IF, I know she's a girl too.
I hope, just becuase i have Gargamel in my avie people won't make the same mistake i made with you and think i'm a dude.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:52am.

I LOVE Josh Charles! He is so hot! Happy Birthday hot sluts!

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:55am.

Happy Bday to you and WTFOMGLOL!

Submitted by LoCoJo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:47am.

To semi-quote the great philosopher Al Bundy, Dina Lohan hasn't been 50 since 1950. Happy birthday, hag.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:46am.

*to dance music*

Douche! Douche! Douche!

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:43am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:53am.
How much do I love that WO's 50th bday present is being soaked in gasoline and set on fire on national TV Monday?? Happy birthday to us!"

Gurrrl, I've got that DVR'd on both TVs!!

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:36am.

Haribo, we've talked many times so I was like "eh?". Now if you mistook IF for a hot young thing when she is really an old hag, I could understand, because she tries to sound young and happening. (HA!) But me having a peen? Nyet. LOL!

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Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:35am.

Prince HG Happy Birfday! It's cool that the Brit Royal family likes to party with each other. That's his cousin (the brunette) Princess Eugenie in front of him

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:34am.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:56am.

I don't know how I could have missed that, seriously. It's not like i'm a complete stranger in here. I need to read all the comments and not just go through them real quick like i do. Holy Jeebus, my bad!! :)

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:27am.

Submitted by ESE on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:24am.

THANK you, ESE. *sticks tongue out at everyone else*

Please note the spelling. I didn't not refer to him as my "brother-in-law" but my "bother-in-law" because he's always whining about something.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:26am.

*showers and shaves legs to head over to Cokey's later*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:26am.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:34am.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:14am.

*pats doggy's head*... *scratches behind her ears*... *finds that tickle spot that makes her leg waggle uncontrollably*...
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Scrathes behind HER ears!? I thought Dog was a guy as the nick implies. lol

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JFC, have you not heard me talk about my husband and kids? My mestr-oo-ual cramps? My BREASTS????

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:25am.

Maybe i'm a sucker for cheap cyber love or maybe i'm just cheap, but c'mon sluts! Everybody is welcome at Chateau Cokey tonight to get a little weird!

Thanks for the BD wishes...

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:18am.

HB to Cokey!

Dina probably is already drunk waiting to make out with Lindsay...her only fan.

Heidi Montag...how is doing nothing even remotely rewarding?

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:06am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:35am.

Hmmm, I guess it depends if he was born again on his same birfday or not. ; )

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:05am.

HB CokeyBloke!

Haribo, I am a bitch when provoked by poor dancing.

Evil, if he is born again - does he get two birfdays?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:03am.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/15/2012 - 11:23am.

Stephen Baldwin is the born again Jesus dude AND was in The Usual Suspects.