Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We already told you that although this young man is married, he is gay and his marriage is fake, fake, fake! You may be curious as to whether or not he has a boyfriend. Yes, he does! The Boyfriend is a relatively unknown singer who hails from the same area where The Husband spent part of his childhood. He flies to wherever The Husband is so that they can spend time together. You will occasionally see them in paparazzi shots or in TV clips together, but they are never physical in front of the cameras. The Husband’s family does know about the relationship. Most of them are friendly with The Boyfriend both in person and on social media. Most of them. Not all. (Blind Gossip)
Kevin Jonas? If this is about Kevin Jonas and this blind item about Kevin Jonas is true, then while he's having tea in the closet with his shhhh gay piece, can he please shred all the clothes in there and start over again. Because that shirt (the "r" is silent) is never okay.
What host/reality star with almost A list name recognition takes so many pills to stay thin it is a wonder she can even function. (CDAN)
There's a good reason for why White Oprah dives into a bathroom stall after Bethenny Frankel uses it, and that's because Bethenny pisses out liquid Adderall.
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is B- despite her acting resume which includes awards and franchises. She has a voodoo doll of another Academy Award winner/nominee A list actress who our B lister thinks is her biggest rival for parts. Everyday without fail she sticks the doll, but until recently it did not do any good. No matter what our B lister does, she is never the first choice for the parts and ends up taking leftovers. Often the leftovers are bombs and she knows she will disappear if she can't start getting some of the leads. This consumes her. All she ever talks about is the A list actress. Talk to her for five minutes and she will start complaining. One day she got very lucky though. She was doing her usual spouting off and some guy who wanted to have sex with her started talking about how he had seen the A lister going back to a hotel room with a guy who was most definitely not her significant other. The A lister has always said she has a wonderful relationship and her whole family life is perfect. Our B lister has taken advantage of this by being very sneaky. She has told select people like female producers and directors. They end up not wanting to hire the A list actress because who knows if the actress might end up going after their guy. One role that the A list actress was a lock to get, suddenly went to the B list actress. Now she has a popcorn flick and keeps on spreading the dirt as much as possible. (CDAN)
Betty White and Cloris Leachman?
What A list tweener singer told his on again and off again B list tweener girlfriend they would be off again unless she lost some weight. He said he doesn't like to see any fat and that she was getting "too curvy" for his own liking and embarrassing him in front of his friends by getting big. When she started crying, he said it was her problem, not his. (CDAN)
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? I know Bieber is a freak of nature, because he's the only baby who runs away and cries when he sees a pair of actual female breasts, but there's no reason to get bitchy about it too. Nobody likes a cunty baby.
3) C-Dan is unreadable and this one is bullshit.
1)Jonas
2)Adderal flows like water in Hollywood and Main st.
sorry about the order. I'm especially lazy today.
I'm thinking Halle Berry vs Angelina...
Kevin Jonas is gay. I'm a server and I've served him many times and it hit me like a sack of bricks how gay he was. He's the nicest guy you'll ever meet though. More polite than your average Joe.
@Snowpiece,
Same day pictures, this article about Selena Gomez says she now has a "fuller figure:
http://www.x17online.com/celebrities/selena_gomez/selena_gomez_flaunts_h...
1. That Jonas boy ain't foolin' anybody - just look at the way he's stanidng in that pic. It seems like he has something stored up his ass
2 Guiliana was my first thought but then Giada (the bobbleheaded chef) popped into my head.
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits;but I see you are unarmed." Christopher Hitchens
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I'm never one to comment on the talentless couple that be Bieber/Gomez, but Selena Gomez's body is lackluster, so who cares. They both have faces that look permanently pinched, and have jowls like chipmunks. Wtf?
I used to love the Jonas Brothers back in the day, around 07 and 08 when I was young, but I never cared about Kevin. First I liked Joe, then it was Nick. I still don't despise them, but I would shamefully do Nick without a doubt. They're all religious so Kevin will not come out, Joe is the gay one anyways...
The UN's Special Envoy for Homewrecking Affaires is my guess for # 2. And sure she has a voodoo doll of sweet beautiful Charlize. Duh! I wonder if she still has bat's heart powder to ward off bad people though.
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Selena Gomez looks sexy to me. Who the hell would call her anything but attractive? She looks healthy and ripe. Why do people think those gawky giraffe woman models with bolt-ons look attractive? To make themselves look curvy, they have to bend their backs like they have scoliosis. Marilyn and Elizabeth NEVER had to do that. They had sexy figures, like Selena. Fuck the Lezbeaver. S/he's not sexy.
#2 sounds like Fishsticks, but no idea who the other actress is..Although Winona Ryder was a good guess. I'm sure that Goopy gob of pretentious shit is abhorred in the upper crust circles as well.
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I'm getting serious Glenn Close & Meryl Streep vibes from that 2nd blind item. I love Streep, but from various interviews and such, there's always lots of talk about her perfect family and husband. I just get a vibe from Meryl that she might like a little extra excitement!
You would think that since the Biebs was all infactuated with Dim Kardashian at one point that he wouldn't mind a little meat on Selena.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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He looks like a young billy Joel with that black bar over his eyes.
Selena is so ordinary. she looks like 586764 other Mexican girls in LA
The same with JLO, she looks like 57465 other PR woman I know.
Yet, neither one of them brings any real talent to the table, there's no standout talent there, how'd they get so famous?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:18pm.
Jebus Christy on a gay pride parade float, GET A BRA KEVIN!!! Those moobs are approaching B cup territory and are a few Ben and Jerry's tubs away from full blown C's...
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Damn you, you made me look. YOU WHORE!! ♥
Now I'm seeing womanly hips and thighs too. They're like a one-pound pickle in a two-pound pickle jar!
My gaydar went off with Kevin the very first time I saw him. When they first hit it big.
I'd be very surprised if that was Biebs saying that to Selena. His Grandma is chunky, and he LOVES his Grandma. I don't want to believe he would disrespect a woman that way. :(
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AS IF anyone in Hollywood would lose a job for cheating on her husband/partner!?!?!!!! Puh-lease.
Submitted by CodeRed on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 9:26pm.
that fucking national embarrassment of a mother, dina lohan, got paid $50K for that shit interview she had the audacity to arrive at hammered out of her mind.
Ha! Classic. CBS made that back in spades.
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I can't tell any of these Jonas idiots apart.
The long, inarticulate CDAN one (redundant, right?) sounds like BS. Like producers and casting directors are going to make hiring decisions based on what some one-time hookup may have said about seeing someone else misbehaving. Or that female directors and producers are so insecure that they worry this A-list trollop will steal their menz.
No, Hollywood is gloriously egalitarian: whoever's most bankable gets the job.
Could also be Johansson and Portman
Last one is probably just threatened the gf is getting boobies and will realize it, hence going after better options. Selenas pics below just look like a girl about to leave her tween body behind. As for the a lister, maybe Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman? Anne is in a franchise and Portman is "perfect.'
Jebus Christy on a gay pride parade float, GET A BRA KEVIN!!! Those moobs are approaching B cup territory and are a few Ben and Jerry's tubs away from full blown C's...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
girl come out of that fabulous closet you live in!!! you are not fooling anyone...
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
You think that is that Jonas' BF there? Even with the black bar I love his expression "Oh, ho-hum. Her."
Sweet Lord, that is one HUGE GAY picture of that Jonas dude.
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Dark-sided!
Embarassing him in front of his friends? He has friends? Who? His bodyguard?
That Jonas kid is sofa king gay. I can't.
here is Selena in her bikini the other day, I'd hardly call her fat but she' got a lil belly going on ....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2204698/Selena-Gomez-shows-...
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Rachel Ray fights the fat.
Jane Fonda tries to takeout Merryl Streep.
There are no "A list Tweener singers". There are Disney manufactured lip-synching money machines.
Submitted by methadonemama on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 4:48pm.
Will and Jada Pinkett?
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methadonemama - Maybe the Cyrus'? It would explain the whole divorce filing/reconciliation thing, wouldn't it?
Bieber-douche is probably telling Selena that she needs to lose weight because there's nothing he's willing to do (like steroids) to look more like a man. And he's a total asshole, so she needs to kick his ass and walk away laughing.
selena was so pretty before she gained weight. her parents are both fat so i knew it would happen eventually but it's still sad
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Any thoughts on this blind? I'm stumped!
http://blindgossip.com/?p=47374#more-47374
" I deserve to be blown first"-- Mel Gibson
The one about the singer telling his gfriend to lose weight is just good sense. It's your job to make your man look good. Proper response: cry, apologize, purge - in that order.
Could CDANS dopey BI be Julia Roberts (as the A-lister) and ..? JR is reportedly a piranha with men and she certainly portrays the whole 'happy family' thing. There were rumblings during Eat Pray Love that she devoured Javier.
*scandalized* *and jealous*
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MK I've never said this outloud, but your black bars our beyond EPIC
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I have seen the Jonas boys in person and they do have curvy child-bearing hips. They have short legs and voluptuous butts. They have got to be attracting some boy action.
I thought the rivalry story was Renee Zellweger and Goop woman. But Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Winona Ryder, and are possibilities too. Although, it's probably Anna Faris and Angelina Jolie.
"One day she got very lucky though." Anne Hathaway is an Oscar nominee, in a popcorn franchise and stared in the film One Day. I would say that Anne Hathaway is the A lister and Amy Adams (who got the part of Lois Lane that Anne was up for) is the B lister.
#1: Kevin "Hot Mess" Jonas.
#2: Ryan Seacrest.
#3: No clue.
#4: +1 for Bieber.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:52pm.
♫ Me anddd Mrs. Jonas, Mrs. Jonas... We gotta thing goin' on... ♫
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♫ Me anddd Mrs. Jonas, Mrs. Jonas... We gotta thing goin' on... ♫
Justin Bieber can start criticizing other people's body once he's hit puberty.
Betty White and Cloris of course (!) and I was reading that from top to bottom thinking Glenn Close and that tramp Meryl.
Yeah its totally the Lesbeaver.
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#1 Kevin Jonas, is Joe Jonas light on his feet too?
#3 Winona Ryder and Goopy Fishsticks. It was rumored that Winona was considered for the lead for Shakespeare In Love and Goopy snatched right out under from her. That's what ended the BFF love for them.
#2 That alien looking chick married to Bill Rancid. (whatever) or it could be Frankel but I think she's bulimic and not taking pills.
#4 Agree it is the beib. He needs someone smaller than him to make him feel like a "man"
Submitted by feelsblind on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:39pm.
Can't be Kirsten Dunst (that was my initial thought too) she has no academy nominations. Can't be Kate Beckinsdale for that matter either...I didn't read they were both nominated actresses.
I guess it could be Gwyneth but I don't consider her B-. Who knows though.
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