BREAKING: Amanda Bynes Took A Cab
It took the cops putting Amanda Bynes' BMW in outdoor car jail, but she finally got the hint and has temporarily retired from handling the driver wheel. Even though Jesus (that was the cab driver's name) took the wheel, the other Jesus needs to take the wheel that steers Amanda's life. That's what TMZ is trying to say anyway.
Amanda showed up to a store called Kin in West Hollywood yesterday and picked out a few clothes to try on before locking herself in the dressing room for almost 2 hours. Every 10 minutes or so, the store's employees would hear a bang coming from the dressing room. They'd ask Amanda if she was okay and she'd shout back with, "I need more time!" Amanda finally came out, paid for some stuff and right after she walked out the door, she realized she was still wearing a bathing suit she didn't buy. Amanda went back into the store, paid for it and asked one of the employees to call her a cab. The cab took Amanda to a Starbucks where she spent 3 hours talking on her phone and listening to music. An SUV picked her up and took her back home.
Staying at Starbucks for 3 hours isn't that weird, because whenever I go into one there's always someone there who treats the place like their office. They are there all day. They've got a gold plate with their name on it on the table and they throw you stank looks like you're interrupting them. When you try to sit at a table next to theirs, they tell you that's their waiting room and then they ask you if you have an appointment. Crazy bitches. So that part isn't that weird to me, but the dressing room thing.....
What in the hell was she doing in there for 2 hours? Did she re-enact the first part of Gone with the Wind with a clothes hanger (the clothes hanger played Rhett, obviously)? Did she fap herself raw with a security tag for 2 hours? Is Amanda Bynes really a criminal mastermind and behind the dressing room mirror, she's digging a tunnel that leads directly to the vault in the bank next door? Is the portal to Narnia in there?
Or maybe this is all part of the Nickelodeon vs. Disney war and Amanda is getting back at LiLo. Amanda is digging a tunnel from Kin to the Super 8 in Hollywood (aka the only motel that will take LiLo in) and she plans to hide clothes from Kin in LiLo's room before calling in an anonymous thieving tip to the police. That must be it. Mandy's gonna get you, LiLo!
Har. The was the first thought I had. Or maybe it's code, as he's under threat by Ms. Bynes but wants to tell the world she's heading toward the deep end.
My second thought was that she's wearing a Britney-Lohan style (dark wig, big lips, not enough pants, too much leg, ashy/dirty knees)...
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Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 8:26pm.
I'd bet my car that twink in the 3rd to last picture has NEVER heard Black Flag's "Nervous Breakdown" ep in his entire life.
Don't know what to think about Bynes, but I can tell you about jeans. I am , short waisted on a 5'4 145 lbs with a big rear and small waist. AE size 8/10 short fits me very well. However my newest jeans stretched way too much and the pockets are so far apart they are on your hips. My daughter wears 7 mankind but she is skinny as a rail.
this is so sad; i hope she can get the help she needs cuz this ongoing behavior sure seems like a major cry for help.
she was really good in that movie with Colin Firth and that other movie with Paul Giamatta.
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= Edna 'E' Mode
Have you all discussed the rumors of her being diane jenkins' call girl?
I feel so sorry for Amanda. I don't sympathize with celebrities when they complain about being photographed but this girl shows every sign of needing help (a la Britney, a few years ago), but instead of helping her, people are just stalking, photographing and mocking her.
She's so enjoying the attention.
Twat and Bizzare - let me know if you guys end up buying AE jeans and what you think of them!
The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
How does she have money to go shopping? She isn't working, right?
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Lol TexnDoc - egg-a-muffin always reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsPzJALbR6c">
Jesus, I haven't heard that since I was 10 years old. But my brother used to laugh hysterically at it. Yep, that's the origin.
Whamo, Foxxy, I LOVE Michael Ironside! Now that's a hot bitch I haven't seen in a long while! lol
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Giving she's been witnessed having convos with herself by neighbors, and laughing hysterically at the gym to herself for no reason by gym patrons and personnel...I just might have to believe we're witnessing a Britney 2.0 starting.
I'm a tad appalled that we haven't seen her photographed with anyone, much less a family member. There's no one to help her before she self-destructs on TMZ's cameras?
I'd bet my car that twink in the 3rd to last picture has NEVER heard Black Flag's "Nervous Breakdown" ep in his entire life.
Sure, no problem Twat! Sounds like you have a similar issue. I may try American Eagle myself.
Now in this crazy bitch's defense, some dressin' rooms is down right plush. I mean, I can see myself settlin' down in a Neiman Marcus dressin' room for two hours. A bitch get TIRED shoppin' and if you gonna supply some plushness, Ima gonna take my time up in there cuz LAWD KNOWS I don't have that shit at home. (Yeah, I'm ghetto like that). So yeah, maybe she's taking pics of herself in her new digs and sending them to her friends like, "should I get these or not?", chillin', tryin' on some more shit...I mean, when a bitch have to look good, it takes time. Add some cray-cray and/or weed up in there and it's gonna take more time. It.just.does. You work it, Mandy, any way you have to...'cept on the roads, 'kay sweets?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The real question is why is she carrying 2 purses? Seriously...?
I'm so confused. Wasn't she relatively normal just a year or two ago? I don't follow her life closely enough to know or reallly care. But it seems out of the blue that she turned crazy. What did I miss?
Famewhore breaking news! Short skirt, high heels, covered face, and teetering in front of the cameras. This ho has no imagination! lolol
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When I see crazy people walking around talking to no one, I always go up to them and ask if they need to use my cell phone.
But, then again, I'm a Christian.
No doubt about it: this girl is crazy like a FOX. Expect big things from her in 2013, freal.
I know the guys who own this store and they are DISGUSTING SLEAZY CREEPS. One of them is a rapist. Don't shop there. It's over priced crap anyway.
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It's official: she's doing it for publicity. Look at how she's dressed, specifically shoes. You don't wear stilleto high heels if you're insane & trying to avoid people noticing you; those shoes scream "LOOK AT ME!"
Someone needs to explain to me the idea of making yourself out to be a dumbass or insane to get attention. The saying "any publicity is good publicity" used to be true, but now it's not. All bad publicity (particularly attention whoring & doing just stupid dumbass shit to get noticed) does is get you legions of people who hate you & go out of your way to make your life difficult. Paris hilton & kim whoretrashian were able to use it to their advantage monetarily (but still got legions of haters after them); whorehan hasn't, as her life is a disaster now & everyone hates her bigtime. Bynes may have miscalculated this...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
cmag & Bizarrelife -- thanks for the suggestions. I will try the American Eagle jeans, something I never would have thought of; I always thought they were geared toward teenagers. Thanks!
FINALLY we see her pictured with some "friend" types. From the photos so far, I could have sworn she spends all day by herself, talking to inanimate objects. If that were me my life would be nothing but Baja Fresh and weed too. Lol
Wait, if she is the new Britney, like some of you are saying/thinking, does that mean that we get a new comingback!?
Please.
can we address her talons?
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:51pm.
Hey Twat, have you ever tried American Eagle jeans? I love the fact that they have a short length and most of their jeans have some stretch to them. They also have a really generous return policy where you can return jeans you've worn if they stretch out too much.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:41pm.
sorry, my important dislisting and fucking my day away got interrupted by work. the nerve of some people, right?
208!!!!! damn i knew he was in everything during the 1990s but did not realize he was THAT ubiquitous!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
damn girl, just go to the beach or something. Shit take a yoga class I don't know, do something.
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:51pm.
SANS FARDS -- oh, tell me about it. I have a Christina Hendricks type body and it is impossible to find jeans to fit my generous ass. They make the legs so damn long, too. And the worst part is, I hate trying them on. I wish I could find some good, stretchy brands for us curvy ladies -- any suggestions dlisted ladies???
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Yeah, don't wear jeans. :) Seriously, I've realized I will never look good in jeans, unless they are tailored in some way for my body. The truth is, hourglass types with relatively big booties and big breasts look best in tailored clothes. Wish I had the money for that. These days manufactured clothes are made with thin material and designed according to size 0 models. And I'm not big enough for Lane Bryant (their clothes are ugly anyway).
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CO-SIGN. I hate jeans with a white-hot hatred. Lane Bryant clothes are huge - I cannot wear those. I like NY & CO. They have nice clothes, but the jeans suck. It got to the point where I pick out clothes that "appear" tailored. That is about all I can afford.
I hate the big boobs. I have a DD - it suuuuuucccks. I wish I could be a large C - then maybe those beautiful blouses I want will freakin'
fit.
She's going for the coveted Hot Mess of 2012 award.
Here's a complete list:
http://theberry.com/2012/09/17/wow-youre-a-hot-mess-20-photos/
cocoebert -- I have the same problem; I'm not big enough for Lane Bryant or Avenue or stuff like that.
FaerieBad -- Style & Co. sounds like a good bet; I'll try them -- thanks!
annobanano -- I was walking through JC Penney one day and I noticed the Levi's bar and saw the curvy fit; I will have to try them out. I've had good luck with Levi's in the past. Thanks for the suggestion!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:41pm.
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Did you take a look yet:)?
I just checked 0_0
OK Foxxy IMDb is showing 208!! Holy shitballs that's a lot!!
i'm going 85 credits for Ironside [if we're counting each guest appearances on a series separately
and i LOVE Starship Troopers -- will stop, drop and watch any time is see it's on. ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:10pm.
That would have been AWESOME on shrooms.
every time i watch that movie i feel like i'm on shrooms even though i haven't had any
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That is a great rainy Saturday afternoon cheese fest of brilliance. That movie is GREAT!
"come on, do you want to live forever"
Micheal Ironside has to be the king of B movies along with Eric Roberts.
I'm going to see how many movies Ironside acted in, OK I'm going to guess 67, I'll edit the answer 10 minuteS if anyone else want to guess. NO CHEATING THOUGH. :P
thanks, M.E. -- thought so...
next up -- the family that some of you for some reason think are going to help her stop is going to make statements about her need for meds or a 5150 while yapping for the media to leave Amanda alooooooooone. because of course when you want the media to leave your child alone the first thing you do is make statements about her precarious mental health...
[that's called following the Michael Lohan blueprint...]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Regarding Jeans:
I don't like 'em. Never can find one's that fit in the waist properly and they feel uncomfortable in the crotch region. I like comfort and live in my Lululemon yoga pants.
Foxxy - Shitney and Adnan were doing the nasty in dressing rooms!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:10pm.
That would have been AWESOME on shrooms.
every time i watch that movie i feel like i'm on shrooms even though i haven't had any
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:17pm.
I have the exact opposite problem - zero ass. Have you ever tried the Levi's curvy fit? Don't work for me but they'd probably be great on you.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:17pm.
happy to help. imo, JLo's line runs small and not a lot of pants or skirts w/lycra or spandex
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:10pm.
Whamo - yes. There were 3 of us. We decided to eat some shroom and go see Star Ship Troopers. My two friends apparently had an EPIC experience with that movie. I was trapped in a theater bathroom stall.
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That would have been AWESOME on shrooms. I was wondering how you friend could trip out by herself and not look for you. No one wants to trip by themselves
I feel bad for you now all tripping out by yourself an all. I'll bet on the way home they were laughing their asses off with "how about the part where..." bitches! lol:( :)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:51pm
I like Style & Co, the house brand of Macy's. Lots of different styles to choose from and almost all are at least a little stretchy. And pretty inexpensive too.
Amanda looks good in the white dress photos,but I suspect she's not taking whatever medications she's supposed to be on.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 3:07pm.
One time, I saw her arguing with a stop sign. She won the argument.
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LOL! You gotta love the cra cras that walk around showing their craziness in public. We have one in town as well, always talking to himself and to anyone that goes near him, ALAWYS starts with "alright then" asks you for a smoke and then proceeds to tell you what's alright.
My buddy and I fuck with him all the time. We'll say things like "alright then, here's a smoke for you and you can be sure dogs will be harvesting apples this year because there are papers on the sidewalk and two buses just drove by so make sure you close your windows tonight.
He'll have a full answer for you on that in a heart beat and he'll say it with completely seriousness and energy lol! He's harmless and he's a fixture in our neighbourhood
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:51pm.
SANS FARDS -- oh, tell me about it. I have a Christina Hendricks type body and it is impossible to find jeans to fit my generous ass. They make the legs so damn long, too. And the worst part is, I hate trying them on. I wish I could find some good, stretchy brands for us curvy ladies -- any suggestions dlisted ladies???
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Yeah, don't wear jeans. :) Seriously, I've realized I will never look good in jeans, unless they are tailored in some way for my body. The truth is, hourglass types with relatively big booties and big breasts look best in tailored clothes. Wish I had the money for that. These days manufactured clothes are made with thin material and designed according to size 0 models. And I'm not big enough for Lane Bryant (their clothes are ugly anyway).
Lol TexnDoc - egg-a-muffin always reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsPzJALbR6c
Wait. Did her phone battery lasts for 3 hours? Without a recharge? If so, I'm jealous. Also, does anyone know how, in a legal sense, what the paps do- follow ppl for hours- how its any different than stalking? Does it involve intent or something? Id be so irritated if people followed me for hours or days just watching my every move.
Foxxy -- thanks for the suggestions; I'll make note of them. I even tried to find a pair of those jeans J. Lo makes at Kohl's thinking if they would fit her fat ass they'd fit mine but they never have them in my size.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 2:25pm.
She is displaying some really bizarre behavior. That very similar to Shitters during her crazy train ride. I feel like I am watching the movie remake of Shitney's breakdown.
hellllooooooo -- this is why i'm SO convinced that blind is about her, and she is purposely following Britney's blueprint in accord with that blind. not Lohan's blueprint. Britney's.
did Britney have any "oops -- ah forgot to pay!" publicity but no arrest shopping incidents during her little run for glory? i vaguely recall her doing crazy stuff in a dressing room or so...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I can't be too hard on the Starbucks office people. My 9 year old would camp out in one of those club chairs of I continuously bought her peppermint mochas (decaf of course)& she had a good book to read. Of course, she's 9, and doesn't give people the stink eye (much) if they try to invade "her" space.