Prince William And Duchess Kate Celebrate Their Victory Over Closer Magazine By Busting Out Some Sweet Moves
Two British royal smackdowns took place today. First, THE QUEEN beat her advisors and travel agents with her pocketbook, because if she took the trip to the Soloman Islands instead of Prince William and Duchess Kate, she would've been the one being carried on a throne by a harem of shirtless man pieces. Second, Prince William and Duchess Kate's lawyers were in court in France this morning to stop Closer from continuing to publish pictures of the royal nipple plates everybody has already seen, and they won.
The BBC says that a French judge ruled that Closer can't print anymore issues with Kate's chichis on them and they have to hand over all digital copies of the pictures. If they don't hand the pictures over within 24 hours, they will be fined 10,000 euros a day. The judge said this after slapping down Closer Magazine and for a much more dramatic effect, read this in Highlander's French accent:
"These snapshots which showed the intimacy of a couple, partially naked on the terrace of a private home, surrounded by a park several hundred metres from a public road, and being able to legitimately assume that they are protected from passers-by, are by nature particularly intrusive."
Closer and the pap who took the pictures both face criminal charges and the French court has hired Inspector Jacques Clouseau to investigate this. The ruling only covers France and doesn't affect Italy's Chi Magazine (they should've temporarily called it Chichis Magazine for this very special edition) and Ireland's Irish Daily Star who both published the pictures. Chi's editor isn't afraid of getting sued, but the editor of the Irish Daily Star has been suspended and the newspaper's co-owner might shut that shit down.
The blurry pictures of Kate's half-risen soufflé titties will live forever on the Internet and in our brains, but I will gladly forget I ever saw them and never speak of them ever again if the royal family makes a fair trade. I'll glamour out the memory of seeing Kate's tits for blurry pictures of Prince Hot Ginge's royal ginger rod taken 300 yards away with a Fisher Price toy camera. Or I'll trade them for a picture of PHG holding a Flaming Hot Cheeto puff on his crotch. I'm not picky. While THE QUEEN thinks over this offer, let's dance (ff to the 2:09 mark):
It's like watching my abuelita try to Vogue after taking one sip of sweet wine. Slay the beat, Willy!
Submitted by Dame Chupacabra on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 6:02am.
Kate is gorgeous! nice pick Queen Mother...
and as much as traveling around the world seems like fun for us... I get the feeling these two don't enjoy very much... and I bet Will realy feels for his brother and would take his place any day...
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I agree that William is probably uncomfortable with all of this attention but not Kate. She chose this life.
Kate is gorgeous! nice pick Queen Mother...
and as much as traveling around the world seems like fun for us... I get the feeling these two don't enjoy very much... and I bet Will realy feels for his brother and would take his place any day...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
If I were Kate, I'd have take some beautiful close ups shots topless to devalue the photos the pap took from a high mile away on private property.
Thought I was imagining that "perfume spritz" thing. Wtf?? That is way more insulting than topless pix!
Will should never, ever dance in public. Ever.
Wish I had her life.
Loopy, you watched it through to the perfume spray moments? Oh, it's no fantasy, lmao what was that about? ;p
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I love how Kate is looking at Wills. You know she is like, "Bitch, I'm so pulling this shit out next time you think you've won an argument."
Woah, William has some hott Travolta moves in that skirt and Kate's rhythm of the waves, ahhahahaha PLUS he was carried by a "harem of shirtless man pieces"?! MK, you wish!! The singing and dancing by everyone else was lovely though. ;p
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What a rough life these 2 have.
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@ RLF
I dunno, I'm white and I can really work the dance floor. *bootay shake*
I don't think I'm an idiot, guys. We have centuries of embarrassing white people dancers as evidence. I'll agree with the "Channing Tatum Exception" but unfortunately he is the exception and not the rule. :(
Prince William looks like an up tight dude who had a little something slipped in his drink and its just starting to kick in.
I give credit for Kate always putting on a big Crest smile for the commoners. I bet she needs to take a big dose of Valium after all that schmoozing. They can have it, I'd hate to have to always be "on" 24/7.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by RLF on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:51pm.
White people should be banned from dancing in public.
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How many different kinds of an idiot are you?
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I'm with you on this, Dog, but then I see the parody of Gundam style by the navy/coast guard guys and it makes me wonder.
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all i can say is i have three words that indeed lend support to RLF's position.
Saint. Patrick's. Day.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This reminds me of my 'awkward' school dances. Nerves would render my legs stiff and unco-ordinated, my arms would turn in to chicken wings, flapping up and down. Not a pretty sight.
Anyhoo, I would be mortified having to do a native fucking hoola dance in front of the worlds press. Give them a break.
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boring...
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by RLF on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:51pm.
White people should be banned from dancing in public.
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How many different kinds of an idiot are you?
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I'm with you on this, Dog, but then I see the parody of Gundam style by the navy/coast guard guys and it makes me wonder.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:11pm.
"the ghey robot on acid dance...."
i move that the platform be amended to read "constipated ghey robot on acid and maybe quaaludes dance..."
"Slay the beat, Willy!" just noticed that - lmfao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Elizabeth is probably the one throwing the royal prude hissy fit over it and not Kate, but still. Inspector Clouseau would have a field day, obviously The Phantom was in cahoots with the photographer to swipe Kate's bikini top.
Submitted by RLF on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:51pm.
White people should be banned from dancing in public.
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How many different kinds of an idiot are you?
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How awkward to have so many people kissing your ass every second.
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Trust me, Kate loves it. All of it. Being carried on a throne by naked men? Yep, all is well in her world..
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:54am.
The Gangnam Style guy is so suing.
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When ever I see that knob I think of William Hung
I see his shelf life expiring as we speak
*sings mambo number 5 disappears off face of the earth*
I think it's time we all admit that the duchess is really fucking ugly. Can we? No? Not yet? Ugh.
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Submitted by RLF on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:51pm.
welllllll, nowwwwww.... i see your point. years and years of seeing your point. However, there may need to be a "Channing Tatum Exception" policy put in place, and applications may need to be reviewed on a case-by-case basis
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
White people should be banned from dancing in public.
LOL...just bust a move. How awkward to have so many people kissing your ass every second.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:33pm.
Lol, loopy! Hey the natives stink! What's the Duchess supposed to do? Walk around holding her nose? That would be even meaner!
Plus, when else are these people going to have access to real perfume?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
very Astaire; yawn ;>
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:29pm.
yeah pretty much kate is walking around, selectively spritzing chanel no. 5 on the local women.
you can just read her mind "yep over there, she smells *spritz* ohh that woman over there..she smells too *spritz* ohhhh that woman over here really smells *2 spritzes for you*"
LOL i dont care wat the real story, ive already made up this fantasy in my mind.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 12:03pm.
OMG is Kate walking around spraying Coco Chanel No. 5 on the dancers?
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I saw that too, loopy! How insulting! Lol! I'm sure there's an explanation. I love how all the dudes bearing the royal couple are all wearing wife-beaters. And I haven't seen a man dance like that since Adam West rocked the house as Batman.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now I approve of this as a way of travel for me!!! I deserve a troop of smiling and dancing people swaying before me where ever I go.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
For the love of God, ENOUGH OF THESE TWO ALREADY!!!
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... and I agree with comments about her keeping her top on. When you go outside, as a famous person, keep your bloody clothes on. You are FAMOUS. DUH. you are being watched and followed. This is not rocket science.
so two rich white folks, having never went without for a day in their lives, climb on to whatever that thing is, and have the brown folks carry them all over. And they are fine with this because...? Hopefully this is tradition and they didn't want to offend by declining, but it makes ME uncomfortable.
I still say if she would have kept her damn top on, her tits wouldn't have been out for the paps to take pics of and place on tabloids. She should know that they are going to hunt her down and take pics of her no matter where she is or how private she thinks her location. Either that, or own up to your decision, say yep, those some titties, and move on.
GardeningGirl skip to 1.18 mark and you will see Kate spritzing the locals with coco chanel no. 5.
gosh she is rude! i mean, she is telling them, they smell...
Princess Prude, your tits ain't that special to be making this big a fuss. I can only assume her sandwich making skills more than make up for her subpar toychest.
and LOL at Prince Prissy doing the ghey robot on acid dance....
JoJo: she's quite charming IMO, even after seeing her nips
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:O Where is she spraying them with scent?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Am I the only one who thinks Kate is beautiful and very graceful? Wills...not so much.
Love the Kate anagram...what a hoot!
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I do love that yellow dress Kate is wearing. Beautiful.
OMG is Kate walking around spraying Coco Chanel No. 5 on the dancers?
If someone told me these pics were of two cardboard cut outs I would totally believe them. They are reall like some where is flat Stanley shit
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:41am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:21am.
Is that the Chicken Dance or the Hokey Pokey?
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OK, now I have to go find it on Youtube. xo
William is doing the robot. SMH British people.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:57am.
how boring..silky panties is sooo lords and high court judges scandals in 1980s.
Loopy, I think he does pervert lite - dons a pair of silky pantys and thinks hes so sick.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:50am.
*sigh*
The Royals, again.
*goes back to work*
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 11:52am.
Loopy, I dont think he gets freaky...just enough motion to "bust a nut". It would be nice if he was hair pulling, nalga slapping nasty.
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so you dont think Wills secretly ball gags a ho, likes hot candle wax dripped all over him, and gets his mistress to call him piggie?
The Gangnam Style guy is so suing.