Saturday, September 22nd 2012

"I'm Not Fucking Justin Bieber, You Motherfuckers!"

Never mess with a rock star who still looks like a Joan Jett rag doll made of t-shirts from Hot Topic, because he will burn the place down with the fuck bombs launching out of his mouth.

During Green Day's set at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas last night, the timer in front of the band let them know that they only had 1 minute left, because Usher went 25 minutes over. Billie Joe Armstrong was not having any of it. Bille Joe stopped everything to give the performance of Green Day's career. Billie Joe busted into a hilarious freak out where he yelled at the organizers for disrespecting a dude who has been in the game for over 20 years. I kept waiting for someone to hand BJ a dirty martini and for him to lean against a grand piano and slur out shit like, "Your know what your problem is! You have some nerve! It's the pictures that got small! Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my -godfuckingdamnit, that guitar is looking at me funny. I'll show you, guitar!"

Billie Joe got so mad that I'm sure the hairs on his b-hole stood up like some of the hairs on his head. Bitch went off and I love every millisecond of this dramatic cunt meltdown from the first "fuck" that comes out of his mouth to the last one. I even loved that it almost took him 10 minutes to destroy his guitar. PUNK! ROCK! If that guitar had eyes, it would be rolling them. It was taking so long for BJ to put a dent in that guitar, so it finally took pity on him and broke itself.

And Billie Joe's eyeliner stayed immaculate during this entire bitch fest. A true DIVA!

Here's some hos who got to witness Billie Joe's "We're fucking done professionally!" rant live last night. In order: Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, the second hardest bitches there, the hardest bitch there, Usher, No Doubt, Kathy Griffin, Ryan Lochte (looking like a 2nd grader circa 1983 wearing a homemade Thriller costume) and Colton Haynes.

pics via Wenn.com, video via ONTD

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Blacki Onassis's picture

The only thing I appreciate about this entitled fuck is the T-shirt he's wearing. Anyone know where it's from?

"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."

notreallyworking's picture

ush·er   [uhsh-er] Show IPA
noun
1.
a person who escorts people to seats in a theater, church, etc.
2.
a person acting as an official doorkeeper, as in a courtroom or legislative chamber.

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"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."

"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 10:42am.
Gwen has two kids and looks better and younger than some childless 20 somethings. What is her secret?

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Botox and 44 layers of foundation

C is for Fuck You

Anonymouse73's picture

Wait...gladyslove is Angela?

can be a pushy broad's picture

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:40pm.
I guess every Aries is also a wolf ;-)

Just took the test. Wolf and Aries.

Wanted's picture

good god girl get a grip!

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Submitted by Honeybadger on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:26pm.
Aaaaaaand...... Billie Joe is going to rehab. He must be suffering from "exhaustion and dehydration"

haaaaaaaaaaaa. That'll shore up his punk cred, eh?

Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 5:02pm.

The article I read said this:

"In a statement to The Associated Press, Green Day apologized "to those they offended at the iHeartRadio Festival" and said its set was not cut short by Clear Channel, the host of the two-day festival."

So, they didn't cut them short?

boomsy's picture

I don't condone hissy fits but I can see why he was pissed. Someone should have turned off Usher's sound; 25 minutes over his allotted time? That's some sort of arrogance right there...

Submitted by Honeybadger on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 4:26pm.

Aaaaaaand...... Billie Joe is going to rehab. He must be suffering from "exhaustion and dehydration"
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Oh shit, I just saw that on Google News.

Agnostic 1's picture

I'm not fucking Justin Bieber either but you don't hear me bragging about it!

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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Themba's picture

I don't think he was making a jab at Beiber, but was making an analogy of Green Day being a veteran band compared to a lot of newcomers, i.e. Justin Beiber.

Honeybadger's picture

Aaaaaaand...... Billie Joe is going to rehab. He must be suffering from "exhaustion and dehydration"

Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:57pm.

um, excuse me Jesus-n-the-hat, but you may want to turn your Lord and Savior's attention away from you and dlisted and direct it towards Arlington, TX right about now...

p.s. please ask Him to check on things in the fucking Metrodome too...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

BJ Armstrong is a talentless douche with an air of superiority. I wonder what he had to do (or who he had to do) to get a recording contract? He's been around too long abusing everyone's eyes and ears with his girl liner, bad vocabulary, and sh*tty music. He says he's not Justin Bieber but actually he's 1000x worse (and I don't even like Bieber). Time to retire you irrelevant douche bag!

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Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 2:30pm.

I give her the night off from cooking on Sunday... it is a day of rest.

It's What Jesus Would Do.

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Thamar's picture

Hey what's for dinner tonight Mygrayknees?

Ha ha Jack Hat Hot Wit

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, two weeks is much better. Boy has a nice body on him... much rather think about that than this music show. lol

*waves at Evil_Shoe* ;p

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Loopy always has the best links :D

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lol within ill keep him for 2 weeks then

In defense of Billie Joe's drunken rant, I must say that first of all, it is soooo much fodder for hollywood gossip stupidity. What really matters to me though is that there was a good percentage of the crowd that paid that came there specifically TO see Green Day. Most of the other a**holes that played music that night, you could easily listen to one of their songs, and "you get the idea". In fact most music these days from Britney, to Rihanna, to Lady Gaga, etc, etc, etc... It all sounds the same... BORING! But, Green Day, though one or two songs sound similar, have like 200 something songs which each one is distinct and not just vocals, whole band, whole unique sound. I mean, how pathetic is it, that you could actually close your eyes right now and hear the next usher or rihanna song in your head without it even being written yet. But, I'm sure all of Billie Joe's explicit "WTF- one more minute?" couldn't top how progressively explicit these artists must make their music, or we'll all stop buying. Most of their whole creative input into planet earth wouldn't be missing if we cut their whole career down to "one minute left". Green Day, however, has something to say/ play.

Submitted by lislop on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:47pm.

Agreed. The political threads I am now staying away from and so are others; however, there's always one that goes to a thread with like 30 replies to scream at these posters who post shit on purpose and next thing you know it's 500 posts.

You'd think if you went to a political thread with low replies you'd get the point that you shouldn't engage the troll.

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 11:08am.
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Lol Mani6, it's all about WOOD with the little furry monsters and munsters. hahaha Just let it in... there there, easy does it. HA! ☺

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louise_brooks's picture

I'm watching Intervention and Jeff Van Vonderen (or whatever it is) is the interventionist. When ever I see him now I think of Nanners saying about Leanne Rimes: Bizarro Jeff Van Vonderen, "What we've got here are a bunch of people who just hate you like crazy...."

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Wellllll, good day to you Ms. Lu32Cy.... how YOU doin?

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Submitted by lislop on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:47pm.
I stopped paying attention to her a long time ago.

Maybe other people here should learn from you instead of exhausting 10 pages of every fucking thread responding to every single thing she posts with equally idiotic (and in many cases hypocritical) comments.

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, your bf only for the week? Keep him a little longer, he's mmm mmm mmm ;)

@Jack, "Mygrayknees", too funny!

On Green Day, I'd still have had the rant but AFTER finishing my set and going over too! smdh

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Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:38pm.
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Faith No More
Soundgarden
The Cure
Stone Temple Pilots
Depeche Mode
Red Hot Chili Peppers
No Doubt

*****

FNM, SG and STP are still together???
So true about RHCP. Never could stand them-- was I the only one in the world who noticed that Anthony Kiedis was as tone deaf as a tropical fish?

And btw, I didn't say any of these bands were doing anything fresh or original-- unfortch, most of them are just doing the same old schtick. Which, if it sells, fine. (Just look at KISS. Same songs since 1973- which is okay, bc only the KISS Army cares.) Just to be around today is an accomplishment. And yeah, you might not like Green Day or any of the other bands, but hey, you know their songs, and when you hear then on the radio, you know who it is, even twenty years later.

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Submitted by poordavid on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:10pm.

You most certainly have NOT... spankyouverymuch
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

jack-n-the-hat's picture

"I'm not fucking Justin Bieber..."

I used to be fucking stupid... Thank God we broke up.

mornin' pushy chick and everyone...
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:38pm.
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Faith No More
Soundgarden
The Cure
Stone Temple Pilots
Depeche Mode
Red Hot Chili Peppers
No Doubt
Edit: When I mention No Doubt I have to mention Bush.
Anyways: making music that long is a hell of a work, one has to write about something and how should you when you live your life in a cottonball because you're a star. So I understand when bands break up or break up only to have a big reunion comeback some years later. In fact I like that better than RHCP who are making the same shallow shit over and over.

and a lot more - still rocking, most of them still cool, Green Day weren't even cool back then - my friends laughed at me when I bought the album.

When trolls or even a certain "feminist" makes a comment, nothing makes them happier or gives them a greater voice/platform then when they get (on average) at least 3-5 responses to their 1 comment. M made (I think) made 1 comment, but received 10+ responses. Even when she doesn't comment someone mentions her.

I never read her comments UNLESS someone copies and paste her comment and then responds to it. She makes SOME good points, but she is so extreme that I stopped paying attention to her a long time ago.

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Submitted by Athina on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:05pm.

What a hormonal little douchebag. You've been around since 1988? Big fucking deal---your claim to fame is an album called DOOKIE. He takes himself and mediocre music WAY too seriously.

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That may be true...but still, look at how many bands/acts/groups from the 80s, 90s and aughts aren't even together anymore. Give em credit for longevity at least. In this day of disposable music, anyone who lasts more than 6 months is considered geriatric. Also explains why I barely listen to what they call music these days ...
*turns hose on kids who are on my lawn*

RachieZ's picture

Thankfully I'm not fucking Justin Bieber either.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:17pm.
You know, as much as Migraine got under my skin last night, I totally agree with you on this.
Yes indeed to Free Speech.

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Really, even when it comes to politics and sexual orientation or just feminism?

poordavid's picture

I TRY! We have such a shitty internet connection that they lag on X-Box if I am online. I am a Libra so I try to keep the turns fair. Always so happy to see your posts. Conversely, I always enjoy a good troll fight *ducks*

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Jack, Mygrayknees!! just calm down and come give me a (((HUG)))... right after you fix breakfast. :)

Your humor just cracks me up.

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Submitted by Bunnyman on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 11:28am.

Epic fucking tantrum. I can totally respect that.

I'd be shitting broken glass too if my performance time was co-opted by a talentless dick like Usher.
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Co sign.

And while I've ever been a huge GD fan, Billie Joe has a point. They've been around for a damn long time and deserve more than that. But as for his Justin Beiber comment-- no, Billie Joe, you're not him.If you were, they'd have given you more time than anyone. But you can console yourself with the fact that after your heydey, people still know who you are. I can only hope Lesbeaver goes the way of the Flavor of the Months have gone before him, and dies in obscurity, on a "Where are they now- teen idols" edition on VH1.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

It`s good to see you post again!! Fight for that laptop, girl!! XOXO

poordavid's picture

Yes UBF darlin' it is REALLY me. I lurk everyday as much as I can in a house full of teenage boys! I love all of ya'll. Some more than others.

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Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:17pm.
You know, as much as Migraine got under my skin last night, I totally agree with you on this.
Yes indeed to Free Speech.

Thamar's picture

Migrainee keep it coming. Free speech PEOPLE!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

*rubs eyes*
poordavid , is this REALLY REALLY YOU????? How have you been, girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(((((HUGS))))))))))))))))

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 8:20am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 9:00pm.

LOLOLLLLLL "YOU SICK FUUUUUUUUCKS!"

"Ladies" do not talk like that, Mygrayknees!! just calm down and come give me a (((HUG)))... right after you fix breakfast. :)
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Submitted by BluMunster on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 9:36am.

Glambert:

You're sitting in front of the internet cafe computer that you pay for by selling 2$ blowjobs in the bushes of that park where the homeless and downtrodden smoke crack, and you're getting off by the thought of how clever you feel and thinking you know who I am. Well, I love to disapoint you but you are wrong...so suck my dick, and I'll only pay you $1.00 cause you're mom gave me a coupon.
PS. I only hate...YOU

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That is funny and probably exactly true too. Hahahahahahaha!
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Bunnyman's picture

Epic fucking tantrum. I can totally respect that.

I'd be shitting broken glass too if my performance time was co-opted by a talentless dick like Usher.

He should go with dark brown instead of blackest black liner. Happy Sunday Sluts!

Thamar's picture

Bad fact checker
Green Day did not win Tony but who cares!
Have a good day peeps.

Submitted by beb on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 9:29am.

I'd have more respect for BJ's rant if he weren't at the iHeartPayola Radio Festival.
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True, they were at a bubble gum type event.

I'm more offended that I had to listen to that Time of Your Life shitfest for six months. That was a sellout song. I hated it in Seinfeld.