And No Emmys For You, Mad Men
Christina Hendricks' husband can't believe his life either. His face has rarely moved out of that expression ever since Christina asked him, "Do you want to just slip the ring on my left nipple since you haven't looked at my face once!" during their wedding ceremony.
Mad Men went into the Emmys last night with 17 nominations and they walked away with nothing but a handful of drink tickets to use to drown their sorrows in the sweet nectar after losing EVERYTHING. Jon Hamm was nominated for Outstanding Actor in a Drama and he didn't get shit. Christina Hendricks was nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actress and she also didn't even get a tiny dingle out of the Emmy statue's ass. The only thing Mad Men won was the title of losingest TV show of all time. Northern Exposure and The Larry Sanders show both held the record for the most Emmy losses in one year (16 each) and so Mad Men beat both of their asses.
After THAT episode, I really thought I'd see Christina Hendricks on stage, balancing a trophy on her magnificent chichis while giving an acceptance speech, but that didn't happen. The Emmy bitches also didn't do the right thing by giving a very special humanitarian award to Jon Hamm's hamm loaf for enriching lives (and fuck parts) and making the world a better place. I swear, I was going to throw hate at January Jones for showing up looking like a goth alien going to a funeral, but her entire look was fitting.
And here's a few more pictures of the Mad Men cast who all took turns crying on the shoulders of Jon Hamm's peen (yes, it's so big it has shoulders): Christina Hendricks with her husband, The Hamm with Jennifer Westfeldt, Elisabeth Moss, JJ, Sally Draper and that one who sings that French song.
I like her a lot but these enormous white blue veined tits (non) covered in pale just look disgusting. She should consider breast reduction or go for a different look. She looks way sexier in MM when covered up.
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Shipka is so appropriately dressed. I love it. January is beautiful, sorry, people. I know she's reviled, but she has the perfect look for that show. Megan (can't be bothered to learn the actress's name) is gorgeous in that dress, but seriously detracts from the show. Never believed her and Hamm's relationship for a second. As to Hendricks, I think people think she's channeling some 50s film goddess. Please Google and look at those actresses. They were curvy, not frigging cartoonish.
And, now, for Elisabeth Moss. Does she strive to look like shit? And Jennifer Westfeldt really isn't pretty. I hated her stupid lesbian movie, too.
Sarah Smile
The fishtails, taffeta and peplum? The 80s! It's all coming back. Yea! Actually, done right, this reboot can give us what was good about 80s fashion. It was fun and colorful. Just don't like preppy docksiders (like evil crocs they are so ugly) and shoulder pads. The shoulder pads should stay in Dynasty.
Oh, and people, stop hating on the glorious ice queen that is January Jones. The girl can't help it - her people are Nordic, you know. She's icy by nature. Seriously, North and South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin - cold ass Ductch, German and Scandinavian types. When Doug Stanhope went to Norway, he said it was like being in Minnesota, only with Hitler and Nutrisystem applied. LMAO!
Christina looks gorgeous like always, but that dress is so awful. WTH is up with all the fishtails. taffeta and peplum?
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 10:02pm.
I think Christina Hendricks is gorgeous and never looks slutty. Why shouldn't she use all the assets she has? Show biz is a tough scene. In person, she's much prettier and very sweet. And how cool is it that she wore a Christian Siriano gown?!!
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haha Christian was such a bitch to everyone on Project Runway, but he was far and away the most talented designer....and he knew it. The only one who even came close was Rami.
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So what if Hamm and Hendricks didn't win. She still has her holy HEAVENLY pillows and he's in possession of his very BOUNTIFUL danglies! Yes, yes, yes! The rest do not exist... ;D
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I think Christina Hendricks is gorgeous and never looks slutty. Why shouldn't she use all the assets she has? Show biz is a tough scene. In person, she's much prettier and very sweet. And how cool is it that she wore a Christian Siriano gown?!!
There's an evil cyborg baby telling me to become a social worker.
Jon Hamm is my boyfriend, but he never calls or comes over. Dammit.
I want to love Peggy Olsen, but her dress is ugly and she's a Scientologist.
Christina Hendricks is beautiful. Each one of those chichis is as big as her head.
Betty Draper is trying not to be boring, and that's why she went goth.
Sally is the one to watch. Girl's got looks, style, and talent.
Submitted by megank on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:57pm.
We should really be pissed about Breaking Bad. BrBa was robbed!
I can only guess that the people voting are shying away from the drugs theme of Breaking Bad, in the way that the Oscars ignored Steve McQueen's "Shame" with Fassbender because of its sex theme.
There is something really strange looking about her in that photo. It reminds me of when sarah Jessica Parker became half woman and half chihuahua in Mars Attacks
I think hendriks' rack is enhanced. I've seen alotta boobies in my day, and it looks like she's naturally got some boobage but got implants to boost them, then gained some weight.
it's a good boob job, and they are well hidden because she's not 80 lbs like the starlets with noticeable augmentations.
that being said, she should keep em on display, they are fun to watch. but girlfriend needs some crest whitestrips...
oh, and team breaking bad, all the way!
Fuck Mad Men. We should really be pissed about Breaking Bad. BrBa was robbed!
She annoys the shit out of me on the show, but Jessica Pare looks absolutely stunning in that dress.
Damn, I better not start liking Megan now. I mean, she delivered like Domino's! Why isn't Elizabeth Moss looking over at her and going, "Oooooh, THAT is what I need to look like!"
And that blond on her...ick.
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chichis hendricks is married to the guy from super troopers that was trippin balls in the back of the cop car? is that him?
Yup. Looked it up cuz I thought he looked familiar. Gives me hope for humanity.
Sorry but she just looks fat. Having giant boobs does not make you sexy. Its just gross.
Joan looks vulgar.
Peggy looks like shit.
And that is quite a dress on Betty, who only had 2 lines all season. Megan who was the breakout star last season should have knocked them dead, but instead fell flat with that forgettable number.
I LOVE Maggie Smith, I do! It just would have been nice to see Hendricks get some accolades for her talent, not her boobies.
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Sitting on the bed
Or lying wide awake
There's demons in my head
And it's more than I can take
This post gave me the news i needed to coast through the day with a smile:Christina Hendricks is married to the kid from Super Troopers that ate all the weed and shrooms. I really, really love her now.
"I think Jon Hamm is really cool but I'm SOOOOO happy Mad Men got shut out."
Very few shows are as self-satisfied as Mad Men. I enjoy it, but Breaking Bad, Homeland, it ain't.
Sarah Smile
Mad Men sucks now. Sorry.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
also, Sally Draper looks awesome
It's sad Christina didn't win, Maggie Smith is awesome but season 2 of Downton wasn't anywhere near as good as the first season. But really Downton Abbey should be in the mini-series category and American Horror Story should have been in the drama category.
I'm team natural chi chis. Mine can go from a B cup when I'm skinny to bras I could wear as a hat when I'm heavier. Plus they just look so natural. If it were possible to get boobage like that from a surgeon why do all the other enhanced Hollyboobs look so fake. Also I totally get why the dress has a belt. It isn't so much to emphasise the cleavage, it is because if you have that shape and don't pull your waist in you look like a big fat blob.
What Dog said. Hendricks could be the poster child for the Dutch "kiloknaller" (cheap meat that you buy in bulk).
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I hate Mad Men! I'm glad it lost. It's all my hubs talks about.
I think it's really going to go down the crapper now that it's hitting the late 60s in stories. It will totally lose its shine.
PSL, if you think this woman can do anything better than Dame Maggie Smith, please go back to bed and get your day started again!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:22pm.
i was not sure until today, after seeing islandgirl's photo. that bitch had her boobs done at some point between when islandgirl's photo was taken and when she appeared on Firefly as "Saffron."
she is stick think as Saffron but she has those huge fun bags already. when a debate about her boobs broke out here a month or so ago, i went to my Firefly dvds to look at the Saffron episodes. look at islandgirl's photo, then look at a photo of her as Saffron.
case closed.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by rook on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:55pm.
She looks like Ronald McDonald with huge tits.
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I think Jon Hamm is really cool but I'm SOOOOO happy Mad Men got shut out.
Now Modern Family has moved into the coveted position of Emmy dumpster.
She looks like Ronald McDonald with huge tits.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:46pm.
i'm curbing my enthusiasm -- don't want to be disappointed bec i set overly high expectations. very high bar set for that show last season. so far, i am not feeling those nun ghosts in the trailers...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
mad men didn't win any emmys? didn't the voters notice that jon hamm doesn't wear underwear?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
For the love of God, I cannot take that Hendricks woman. From her makeup to her clothes to those disgusting udders she insists on pushing up her nose (while whining that she doesn't want to be known for her rack, mind you). GO AWAY!
I didn't see the Emmys but I've seen the gossip sites and it looks like fully three quarters of the women there decided to drop acid before they dressed and did their hair/makeup. Nicole Kidman is officially a fish face. Is she kidding with that botox? Next to her, her gay husband looks like her gay son.
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PSL, come on! Maggie Smith was the shit on Downton Abbey! Loved her snarky snobby ways!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Christina Hendricks bothers me a lot less now that i know about Kat Dennings. but, they both -- and Vergara -- should just dip their nipples in ink to endorse their paychecks ... (Hendricks does have acting skills, at least)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I still can't figure out how the Snozzberries guy won Christina's gigantic heart. Also that dress is making her tits look way bigger than they usually are. I can't help but think that other actresses must hate her only bc her tig ol bitties allows her to pull off not being super skinny without the scrutiny.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:25pm.
I'd rather look at Christina's tits than Sofia's ass.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Elizabeth Moss looks so horrible as a blonde.....it is just wrong on her. WRONG!
Sally Draper always looks beautiful and age appropriate.
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Sitting on the bed
Or lying wide awake
There's demons in my head
And it's more than I can take
As much as I love Maggie Smith, I wish Hendricks would have won. She had such a great season. She, and Jarred Harris.
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Sitting on the bed
Or lying wide awake
There's demons in my head
And it's more than I can take
is MK asleep ? or do I have to look at these udders all afternoon? I guess all of our repeat offers have been good girls over the weekend ..*yawn*
ElB...meh, she just doesn't want Kristen Stewart hitting on her man! ;)
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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:08pm.
Love me some Christina. Her breasts just look so creamy and lush. I thought she did amazing last season. Her character went through a such great ordeal but she still held her head up high.
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Looks like her teeth went through an ordeal, too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:07pm.
yes Deb, I know. He did it to give me time to get used to the idea! LOL
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snowy, no worries. I'm sure DWTS is just a springboard for Maks' SUPERSTARDOM when the movies revive musicals!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Love me some Christina. Her breasts just look so creamy and lush. I thought she did amazing last season. Her character went through a such great ordeal but she still held her head up high.
I want to hate on January, but she looks stunning here, so does Jessica Pare.
wth is Elisabeth Moss wearing? It looks like 80's sofa fabric.
Sally Draper looks appropriately pretty.
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yes Deb, I know. He did it to give me time to get used to the idea! LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:05pm.
ElBebe, I know, i saw that last night, I refuse to believe it!
Well....BELIEVE IT YOU DAMN FOOL! >:( Love is in the eyes of the beholder!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:56pm.
between the brown teeth, the sloppy white tits and the fake looking hair, she's a walking, talking puss meat ad
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You forgot that she's FAT! Yo snowy, did you hear that your boy Maks is leaving DWTS after next 2 seasons? He had to make a BIG announcement two years in advance!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ElBebe, I know, i saw that last night, I refuse to believe it!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!