Nope, This Totally Isn't A Stunt
Carmen Electra can pop out her titty balls all she wants, but they'll never come close to being as naturally plum or as luscious as the extra large man dumpling that decorate Simon Cowell's chest. Does Ryan Seacrest come over every afternoon to gently brush the cashmere soft hairs on her nipple-topped chest pies? I think not. Anyway, before Carmen and Simon had a tit-off for the paps in front of Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood, InTouch says they were making everyone inside scream for the check by touching tongues.
Carmen was a guest judge on Britain's Got Talent earlier this year, but she was wearing an engagement ring from Rob Patterson at the time. But now that she's single, she's craving the urge to watch Simon's empanada chichis bounce up and down while he hits it from the front. Someone who witnessed Simon and Carmen get gross with each other said that "at one point, they were talking real close, and he leaned in and kissed her. They started making out!”
Carmen usually gets with the kind of dude who thinks he's bad shit, is covered in tattoos and is so hard he probably wears a clip-on ring on his foreskin, so maybe she's finally grown up and realized that it's best to get with a man whose toilet looks like Scrooge McDuck's vault, because he shits gold coins!!!! And it's also best to get with a man who you can share bras with.
But really, Carmen really does look like she's found true love....with the cameras. Homegirl can't take her eyes off the lens.
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Those black dress shoes. Those jeans. That sweater. That hair. Straight out of 1984.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Pulease.
Sorry, you should actually see THIS clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s
He looks like Robert Preston there.
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I like the idea of them as a couple. Here's hoping she makes it to the gold diggers hall of fame yet!!!
Submitted by lislop on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 10:59pm.
PR stunt. Simon Cowell is not into women. He's either gay, asexual and just into his career.
That's exactly right. Maybe he has some gentle kink, like he enjoys watching while he eats donut holes, teases his fur, or something.
OMG those shoes, those overly long jeans, skin tight jumper - I just can't with this man, doesn't he have a fucking stylist???? I know he is short and dumpy, but for crying out loud, a man of his position and wealth should know (or be shown) how to dress better.
Say something nice - Carmen looks lovely
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LOL louise, I can't even remember who it was about now, but is was so funny
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Snowy- your tagline! LMAO!!!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 9:22am.
Thee was a blind item back when he broke up with his fiancé, that he likes to dress up in ladies clothes.
i have seen her in person and she's like 4 feet tall, so I guess Simon's a midget! LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I must need my head checked then because nothing tells me that Simon is gay. The man has a TYPE totally. Gay men looking for beards don't have types. They just want someone that will shut up for a lot of money. And Jesus- haven't you seen him letch on some of the women on his shows? I'm sorry - that just isn't fake. Too creepy for fakery.
Pervert.
And I loathe that high, slicked back, long pony tail hairstyle sooo very much.
The tabloids here often allude to some huge secret they are keeping for him. They won't dare expose him because he has all the tabloid editors in his pockets. And his exes also get million-pound payouts as standard. I get the impression that it's something more than just being gay.
This cannot gross me out more. Come on. Carmen fucking Electra - she's supposed to have done a lot better than go after this fat, smug british queen. Ugh.
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Even back then she was pretty generic looking. I'd never have guessed this was Carmen Electra.
I don't understand why Simon can't come out of the closet.
Guess Simon has nothing against gold diggers.
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Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:56am.
As much as I laughed at the Google comment, I really think she looks as fresh as she can after all this time. She's getting old you know. Compare her to Pam Anderson, she looks gorgeous next to her.
I think the most recent Google alert for Carmen Electra rang in sometime during the turn of the century. She was IT in the 90s- every aspiring whore wanted to be her. These days, she looks like she could belong in a Lohan family portrait (very White Oprah in the face).
He's the worst dressed guy in Hollywood. In his head he must have "an image". Well it's shit
Those pointy shoes ewwwwwwww. Even if they are secretly heeled I'm guessing there are better options for a gajillion dollars. Can't he just ask Tom Cruise?
Ironic that a "talent judge" is hooking up with a hot female celebrity with absolutely no discernible talent. Other than being hot, of course.
I've always liked Carmen Electra, but it really is a shame that hometrick resorted to sleeping her way to (barely) the middle, instead of honing her talents. People forget she was a singer/dancer before she got famous for her titty balls and boning rock stars and NBA fuggy fugs.
This whole thing with Simon Cowell is just for a check, because Simon Cowell is not straight and whoever believes he is needs to have their head checked...
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I don't give a shit who you are or if you bring your A+ game on a day that you are on FIRE, she's had Dennis Rodman's dick... honky can't hang with that shit and you know this, MAN!
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she's fucking useless. never understood her fame. Oh yeah, she fucked Prince, and married/beat up/divorced Dennis Rodman within a week.
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someone has obviously had some work done. I'm not hatin' I just didn't recognize this bitch. that said, many fucks be givin to you, Fergs. oh but wasn't she married and shit? low fucking blow. SImon doesn't even look like he eats right. yes, eats. yes, pussy.
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why are they wearing sweaters?? its been like 100 degrees in so cal for the last few weeks!
All that money and used up Carmen Electra was all he could come up with!? After her history, especially with Dennis Rodman, I wouldn't touch her with a 40 ft pole, ugh! Guess it's true, you can't buy class and Simon and Kanye prove that everyday.
after Rodman destroyed her garage I doubt Simon will have any "impact"... oh well, gold digga and grandpa deserve each other... watch your wallet Simon! she's eyeballing it... HARD!
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Add me to the list of people who like her. I love her workout DVDs. From what I can remember...that was 25 lbs ago.
I'd shack up with Simon. He treats his x's very well, and I may be able to keep my mouth shut if I got a house and a few cars out of it.
For why???? When will sweet Phoebe Price find her prince charming?
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I'm not sober, bur didn't Carmen E use to have an ass - or did I just dream it?
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She's making harder love to the camera than she is to Simon.
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Oh dear god I just saw his shoes. WTF is he thinking? so fugly.
PR stunt. Simon Cowell is not into women. He's either gay, asexual and just into his career. His face looks like it's melting. He needs to give the Botox a rest.
On my phone Carmen's face looks very pretty, but I'd have to look at her face on my laptop to see if she's had work done. Great bod!!!
I know GG...but I've always had a soft spot for Carmen...her and Pamela...like too well meaning old hookers with a heart of gold...
You gotta give ol girl some credit she's kept the bod right and tight for 15+ years AND she survived Dennis Rodman!
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Gotta give to Carmen, she's been able to sustain a long career with zero talent.
Her resume rivals that of Chicken Cutlets.
"Titty balls." "Empanada chi chis." LOL. MK's words for body parts make me never want to have sex again.
Having said that, his gut is the perfect shelf for her boobehs.
Is he wearing Diesel jeans? I'm sure they are. I hate that look, designer jeans on 50+ year olds but I think it was invented in S. Calif. It just so reminds me of Edina Monsoon squeezing herself into a thong and she pulls down her velvet jogging pants a bit so you can see them and walks away from Patsy asking "Is it sexy? It's sexy, right?"
I don't know, but in some weird way I kind of have a old dude crush on Simon Cowell. DON'T JUDGE ME! I think its the dancing dollar signs above his head. And speaking of new faces i.e Carmen Electra, did anyone see Pamela Anderson on Dancing with the Stars tonight, home girl was def on something. Booze, coke,pills who knows. It was awkward to watch.
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I would NEVER have guessed that was Carmen Electra! Holy guacamole with the plastic surgery...
WithinReason: you nailed it!
Nope, Green Tea Latte I must disagree with you. She does not deserve to hook this fish. I will hope that she is lucky enough to catch my local Stater Brothers manager.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
he is fat and ugly as shit. He cannot dress worth a crap either. Those jeans witht he dress shoes and the horrible sweater. Does this asshat own a mirror? she has c cup cheeks;just like little mini tit implants in her face....freak.