Lil' Wayne Knows How To Give A Good Deposition
There are two things Lil' Wayne hates the most. Lil' Wayne hates his arch nemesis Gizmo and he hates stupid ass questions lawyers put in his ears. The Gremlin of Louisiana is suing Quincy Jones' son Quincy Delightt Jones III (that name just made my ass lips pucker out pineapple juice) over a documentary about him. Lil' Wayne was all about the documentary for a while, but took several steps away from it after he felt it focused too much on the escandalosoness in his life. Lil' Wayne now hates the documentary and wants all of his music removed from it. So he threw a lawsuit at Young Quincy and during the deposition, he acted like he would rather be brushing his teeth than answering questions and that's saying a lot.
TMZ got a hold of the deposition tapes of Quincy's lawyer Pete Ross started asking a bunch of basic questions that could've been answered just by checking Lil' Wayne's Wiki page. Wayne answered almost every question with the smart side of his ass. Here's a piece of the not-give-a-fuck hilariousness Wayne threw at Pete Ross while sitting in front of a judge:
Pete Ross: (After playing a clip of Wayne's interview with Katie Couric) "Is that an interview that you actually gave with Katie Couric?"
Wayne: "Is that an interview I actually gave with Katie Couric? What's your name again?"
Pete Ross: (laughs) "That's not the question."
Wayne: (to his lawyer): "What's his name?"
Wayne's lawyer: "Pete Ross."
Wayne: "Pete Ross, that's a stupid ass question. You just saw me on there giving an interview with her."
It gets better and you should really watch the whole thing, because this mess is entertainment. Wayne keeps rolling his eyes, puts his head on the table and continues to not give three shits about the questions coming his way. At the end of the clip, Wayne kind of threatens Pete Ross by tipping his head toward the judge while saying, "He can't save you out there." When Pete Ross asks what does he mean by that, Wayne just says, "I was talking to myself."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS BITCH is trolling.
If I ever have a 13-year-old brat ass kid and that 13-year-old brat ass kid actually sits down to dinner and I asked him how his day was, the conversation would look a lot like this. Wayne is a stupid bag of douches and I would say I l-o-v-youknowtherest him for it, but if I said that, I'd probably find myself knocked up with his baby. You know how fertile his gremlin ass is.
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This guy always reminds me of Beetlejuice from the old Howard Stern show.
CindyBman......yikes!!! That's scary! An older man in my parents neighborhood in Nj died a few weeks ago from (I think) West Nile. :( My kids and I were visiting them about a week or so before this happened, and we got a lot of bites. I was freaking out when I heard. It's frightening! Be safe!
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I do like some rap, but honestly I think everybody on the Ca$h Money roster is fucking horrible. Lil' Wayne, Drake, Nikki Minaj are all terrible and I'm baffled as to how anybody can listen to any of their auto-tuned shit
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE (NIGGA YOU CWORNY) !! ITS THE PLAYA HATERS BALL AWWW! Fuck faggot ass wayne and his whack ass hip pop travesty he calls music! !!!WUTANG!!! LOL!
He's a fucking cretin and his music is overrated, overmanufactured shit. Lil Wayne's "raps" are weak and take no skill; it's mediocre pieces of shit like him that killed hip hop with their lame bullshit.
And I hate his stupid little giggle he does in all of his songs. Fucking moron.
Co sign wayne is ovvver rated and uglier than sin! Yuck!
My people...Setting the black race back another 50 years...
i can't look at this creature without a can of RAID and a flyswatter in each hand...
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
he will end up back in the penetentiary at some point.
bring back real rap. not this auto tuned crap.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, that poor bastard is fugly. And, why didn't the judge pull him up for behaving like a smartarse? He threatens the lawyer and gets away with it? Unbelievable. The things that rich celebs can get away with is sickening.
so gangsta.
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There's always this thing I get with Weezy where I feel he's smarter than he lets on, he's in on the joke. Just undoubtedly has not a single milligram of one fuck to give and if he did, he'd smoke it.
"This world is a whore."
Is Lil Wayne brain damaged?......
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Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:47pm.
I love Chappelle. I have a mosquito bite on my neck and every time I scratch it, I think of Chappelle's bit where he's a crack addict!
That would be Tyrone Biggums
FREE WEEZY!
PS: Love Quincy Jones and hope his son finds a favorable outcome. What a drag. Wayne bow OUT!
Please note. Can't keep up with comments on dlist. So my comments may be outta wacky with what you all are agreeing about. Just so you know, even tho you don't give a fuck!
Lol
Delightt is an EXCELLENT name.
*changing mine*
I dunno, I kind of admire people with zero fucks to give, though I'd probably want to punch him had I been the lawyer.
Mr. Wayne won't be so tough when a judge drags him in to answer all those questions straight-up and makes him pay $$$ for the privilege. If he doesn't answer them the next time, the judge'll throw out his case and again make him pay $$$ for the privilege. Other than capping the lawyer, there's nothing Wayne can do to avoid answering.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
bye Cindy!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm off to do homework.
Adult returning to school = Aching Brain.
And it's REMEDIAL math. Dear God.
night Miss Jane!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Good night, Miss Jane. Cleanse the brain before falling asleep. No nightmares. :)
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:10pm.
", a scoop of chocolate, banana and caramel"
sounds like a Lil' Wayne 3-some
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That was awesome! So quick! Thanks for the laugh!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:12pm.
I believe that. All lawyers are not created equal.
True. But we are all assholes ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:10pm.
DEAD.
hahahahahha.
Night!
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I believe that. All lawyers are not created equal.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:59pm.
yes. i conduct them and could do a MUCH better job of running through the preliminary questions than that asshole ;-D
You guys are going to make me have nightmares!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ CindyBMan - LMAO Sorry <3
I am taking myself to bed now. LOL.
Goodnight everyone!
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", a scoop of chocolate, banana and caramel"
sounds like a Lil' Wayne 3-some
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:05pm.
Exactly. Plus he is really thin which means he is probably built like a tripod. Ugh, that made me vom a bit but it's probably true.
Vom.
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Well, there goes the ice cream I was just eating. It was good too, a scoop of chocolate, banana and caramel. Yep the diet's off.
And honestly, I would've sued that foolio for having the name "Delightt" and insulting the entire human race.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:05pm.
Exactly. Plus he is really thin which means he is probably built like a tripod. Ugh, that made me vom a bit but it's probably true.
Vom.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 11:03pm.
How does he keep finding chicks to knock up, though?
ask him to send you a copy of his 1040...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh God, that poor court reporter who had to take down his ghetto language!
hahahahaha! This is awesome. His brain is totally fried. How does he keep finding chicks to knock up, though? One of life's greatest mysteries.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:56pm.
LOL, I was seriously kidding yesterday as was jack. No more apologizing...Texas isn't for everyone ;)
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Oh, I know it was all lighthearted... I just have only been on this list for awhile and I think you all are great! Except SuckandFuck <--- easy to pick on. :) I don't want to disrespect.
OK. Now I'll be apologizing to SandF. ;) Will it ever end??
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:57pm.
yes. i conduct them and could do a MUCH better job of running through the preliminary questions than that asshole ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:56pm.
LOL, I was seriously kidding yesterday as was jack. No more apologizing...Texas isn't for everyone ;)
Yes, that is scary. Eek.
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Miss Jane, (sorry again about yesterday)
Yes they sprayed several times. It was eerie. I am SO NOT saying it was like WWII (because, c'mon) but we'd be in the backyard and every time we'd hear a prop or small plane we'd look up, waiting to see if it was the "spray plane." If we thought it was, we would rush inside.
I was not worried about it as we used those OFF! lanterns everywhere -- should've bought stock :) -- and we have one of those MosquitoNix systems, too. But finding the dead Blue Jay freaked me out. It looked perfectly healthy, just ummm, dead.
I looked on the nets to see about what to report to the city and it was Blue Jays, Owls and just one other type of bird. Of course, I reported it.
I am worried, also, because my 97 year old Grandma is coming to visit. I'll probably just spray 24/7! Or, wrap her like a mummy and keep her inside. That may be better! :)
EDIT: Changed "wrap here" to "wrap her"
Correct. Depos are with a witness and his attorney and the opposing counsel. The purpose is to nail shit down so it doesn't need to take up time at trial, or to pin a witness down in case he tries to change his story later.
Its been a long time since I knew this, but I don't think there is any big penalty for not cooperating during a deposition--and its not like dude here is the first guy to ever to so. It just means you are burning lawyers hours and the depo gets re-scheduled. Or maybe it goes to trial and dude is forced to testify and opposing counsel can make an ass of him during cross examination.
Since dude is the one pursuing the legal remedy, he has to eventually cooperate or lose his case.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:47pm.
to the best of my knowledge, depositions are not held before judges under these types of circumstances.
Submitted by CindyBman on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:47pm.
A person I went to high school with was the first confirmed case of the year. She survived but eek. Are you where they sprayed? That would scare the crap out of me!
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There is a thing on the internet about stupid lawyer questions and answers. Its pretty funny. EG:
Lawyer examining witness: From now on, all your answers must be oral. So, where did you go to college?
Witness: Oral.
I love Chappelle. I have a mosquito bite on my neck and every time I scratch it, I think of Chappelle's bit where he's a crack addict!
Live in TX in the zip code with the highest count of West Nile cases. Found a dead Blue Jay in my pool. Oh, I'm not freaking out at all. Not. At. All.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:46pm.
LOL. I have my two fav Chapelle episodes saved on my DVR. You have inspired me to watch them now.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9133117106054563774
LOL. WHAT?
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