Friday, September 28th 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This foreign born B- list mostly television actor has been rising the fame charts the past few months. In a big way. Everyone thinks he is gorgeous and was thrilled that he had found a girlfriend. He didn't though and has had to back way off from being seen with her because his boyfriend was ticked. (CDAN)

The only thing I've got is Liv Tyler and Benedict Cumberbatch? But that doesn't really work, because if I went up to a human with semi-working eyeballs, showed them a picture of Benedict Cumsinbatches and asked them if they think he's gorgeous, they'd fist me in the nose for accusing them of being into amphibians. I don't think his lizard tongue gets the tingles for peen anyway. He's just old British money. They all look like they lost their butt cherry to the stable boy.

Everyone is so excited that these two lovebirds are back together! Sorry, but that kind of naivete is going to come back and bite you on the butt. Why? Because their reunion is both fake and temporary.

We told you before that they their original coupling took place in a publicist’s office. They became good friends, but nothing more. If they look like they are in love, it is only because they are actors. If they can convince you on screen, they can convince you off screen.

They are now reuniting as a “couple” to promote their new film. The success of that film with enable both of them to command top dollar for subsequent films, after which they will be parting once again. Their breakup is scheduled to occur in 2013 after the DVD release. (Blind Gossip)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, obviously, but this blind item lost me at "can convince you on screen." The only thing they convinced me of is that a wet piece of toilet paper and a used-up bowl brush have more chemistry than they do.

This former reality star and now pretty much just a D list wannabe is telling friends she will never get pregnant again. Having a bay is way too inconvenient even with a nanny and it did not bring her as much money as she thought it would and she is worried she will not get enough child support to support herself when she splits with the baby daddy. (CDAN)

Shayne Lamas or Kristin Calamari?

What NBA all-star was confronted by a former A list tweener who offered her special services to the NBA star. He told her that he could have anyone he wanted and never has to pay. She replied that he has never had anyone do what she will do for him and let him do to her. Apparently the line worked because they were spotted leaving together about two minutes later. Guess he broke up with his girlfriend. Maybe. (CDAN)

Shaq and Lisa Welchel?

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 5:44pm.
# 3 - Kristin Calamari

# 4 - Dwayne Wade and Adrienne Bailon
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I thought Wade was still with Union.

Bailon wanting an athlete is a natural progression. Friend of the Kardashians, and former That's So Raven castmate Ashley Drane married ex-baseball player David Eckstein.

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The pictured couple do not seem at all happy to me.

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There's a magical quality British men have that gives them the ability to make any zip-up hoodie look like a cardigan, no matter what else they're wearing.

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Benedictine Cum-whatever looks like a cross between Will Ferrell and The Bogdanoff twins.

I can't.
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It's WHelchel MK!! You always get that wrong!

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Crazy Days and Nights has not been "debunked". There have been a lot of blind items from that site that have been proven to be true.

Cumby is ugly and weird looking,

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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:27am.

Nah, you didn't sound pissy. I just stood corrected is all. :) And I totally get your point.

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:24am.

I wasn't trying to sound pissy or anything. :( I'm sorry if I sounded that way.

I just like that people with unusual names like Cumberbatch or Gyllenhaal no longer are changing their names to bland, generic shit so they won't "scare away" the sheeplike masses.

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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:10am.

Sorry, just ribbing on an unusual name. :/

I'll check him out.

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:03am.

Yes indeed, the age of fakey-fake celebrity stage names seems to be over. He's a British actor known for being in "Sherlock," and he's playing Smaug the dragon.

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Submitted by betty100 on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 8:22pm.

Awww, that's sad. 12 years, long time…

Personally I don't find him physically attractive, but he has very interesting energy. He has charisma and a lovely voice.

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Benedict Cumberbatch? Who?...What? Is that a real person's name?

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I think the last one may be a gymnast...

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Jesse Spencer is getting a lot of attention for his new show, Chicago Fire, and he's been rumored to play for the other team since he & Jennifer Morrison split in 2007, while they were both still on House. He's Australian and hasn't had a gal pal since then.

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BUTT CHERRY!!! *dies*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Croweshead's picture

For BI #2, Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana.

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I'm team ugly Benedict Cumberbatch. He is seriously freaky-looking to me. That Kaiser bitch at celebitchy is always creaming her pants over his hideousness.

#3 could be Cavallari but could also be Shayne Lamas. That jerk Nik Richie is a real turd. He's always ripping up women, saying they're fat or ugly yet Shayne is ugly, too; very horsey-looking. But I am going to watch "Couples Therapy" on VH1 to see them and see him call Courtney Stodden trash -- talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Come off it. Crazy Days and Nights has been debunked a long time ago. Most reputable gossip sites (if there is such a thing) wont post anything from that site as its all made up. Blind gossip wont touch it with a bargepole. I'd love Cumberbatch to be gay - he and Quinto would be lovely together but he isnt gay. If you'd seen him at the stage door after his play at the national just after he broke up with his girlfriend of 12 years you'd have seen how distraught he was.

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That Cumberbatch guy is one of the ugliest men I've ever seen.

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"He's just old British money. They all look like they lost their butt cherry to the stable boy."

I like Cumberbatch, but this line is so him.

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I must be from planet cumberbatch, or part lizard, i think he is very good looking... But mostly in his sherlock get up. Must be the intelligence. He has had long time girlfriends but who knows?

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 5:33pm.

#4-Amanda Bynes and a random black guy from the NBA

Very good guess. ("Black guy from the NBA" is redundant. It's like saying "white Berkeley liberal.")

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NBA Allstar: All of them--even the married ones. Former A-list tweener: Hayden Poncyaire.

Kristin Cavallari is the reality star wannabe. Jay Cutler is burning bridges BIG TIME in Chicago because he's such a little bitch (just like he was in Denver). I don't expect him to be in the NFL for long - hence her stress about not getting enough child support when they do break up.

Plus, I don't think she really likes the baby. All she's worried about is getting back to her 'pre-baby' body.

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Benedict Cucumber is only "gorgeous" to other people from his planet. On Earth he is scary looking.
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# 3 - Kristin Calamari

# 4 - Dwayne Wade and Adrienne Bailon

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 5:33pm.
#4-Amanda Bynes and a random black guy from the NBA

HAHA! I was thinking the same thing!
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Am I the only one who thinks KStew and RPattz are a real couple? I'm just not buying the whole fake romance angle.

Benedict Cumberbatch is horrifying looking, seriously gross. What about Tom Hiddleston? he is mostly TV other than the Marvel movies and I'd say a solid B lister now.

Obviously Tiwtards for 2

Meh

Anybody and Lindsay Lohan LOL

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#4-Amanda Bynes and a random black guy from the NBA

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miz cynical's picture

For the third one - gross. Just gross. Mainly 'cause I'm picturing Shaq and some unknown/actually any woman or human being & Shaq - is gross.