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Depending on how fashion forward you were, you might've had a bubble bottle necklace in either the 80s or the 90s. If you don't know what the bubble bottle necklace is, its name is pretty self-explanatory, but I'll tell you in detail what it was in case your brain checks out when you clock your time card out on Friday nights. The bubble bottle necklace is a bottle of bubbles that has a string attached to it which makes it a necklace. Glad, I could clear that up.
So, when I was a kid, this shit was coveted by everyone. I got one at the swap meet for 99 cents and treated it like it was the finest piece of jewelry I owned, which it was. It was so special that if I was friends with Lindsay Lohan and she came over to hang out, she would've snatched it up. Eventually, I would've known she took since she'd start queefing bubbles.
I blew my bubble bottle necklace so much that it felt weird every time I exhaled and gay ass bubbles didn't come flying out of my mouth. I was the original gay fish. One of my favorite things to do was to blow bubbles and then use my hand fan to blow them around. Yes, I had a bubble bottle necklace AND a hand fan and I used them together. I looked like a Chinese madam at an underground whore house in San Francisco circa 1978.
They still make bubble bottle necklaces today, and while researching this high important story I came across a bubble bottle necklace that I may or may not have ordered a dozen of.
You can still get those at party stores or craft stores. I get them sometimes for my students.
I had a super fancy one that was made of opalescent glass. I thought it was so fancy that I saved it for special occasions. But, man that sucker was heavy?
Aha, yes, I remember these well
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I feel old - don't know about these at all but very kitschy.
My pop took me to vegas when I was 12, just the two of us, and the hotel gift shop had fancy bubble necklaces, which I thought was the height of fashion. My pop was trying to get rid of me and gave me more money and freedom than I had ever had in my whole life and I thought I was buying 'jewelry'. It kinda backfired when some skeez tried to sell me a chain from his coat in the elevator. Classy!
Ah I remember those, and MK's right. For girls in my school, you were a nobody unless you had one of these in a neon color that matched your clock backpack (also former HSOTD).
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Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 2:25pm.
MK, there officially needs to be a sitcom based on your childhood, with you narrating.
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Totally! It would be like the U.S. version of Beautiful People(that BBC Simon Doonan show), with a little bit of Everybody Hates Chris thrown in.
Yaaaaaasssss!!! MK you always post the coolest shit from my childhood. I had a glass one of these on a black silky cord, I though that shit was bangin lol.
Haha...I have a few of these in my 'things my kids got in their goody bags from friends parties' drawer! They still sell them at party city. Lmao
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I had the whole rainbow of those bubble necklaces. Shit, my parents used to drive me all over town to find shit like this and slap bracelets. I probably had to make sure my bubble necklace and slap bracelet matched my outfit every morning.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
MK is a popular hoor! :D
Regarding the loading issue, I have had it happen on my iPad and iPhone on and off for the past month.
OT ......bubble necklaces were the bomb.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 3:24pm.
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An Apple conspiracy? Ollloll
Ita with BitchSpray, could be that there's lots of people on here. MK, upgrade time? hehehe
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:51pm.
Is anyone else having a really hard time getting this site to load for the last couple of days?
in the past few weeks, yes. it's because there are too many visitors and the server is overloaded
I remember these.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
On the page loading issue, deleting my browsing history seems to have solved things. May be a co-inky-dink, though.
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Cindy, yes, off and on for the past week. It gives some "chrome error" message about the site.
Awwws, my daughter had a purple one in the late 90's and she LOVED that necklace!
MK, I think we had the same childhood. I'm always stunned by this blast from the past stuff I completely forgot about.
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Finally, a childhood item that I had! Only that was in the early '00's, but still.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 2:20pm.
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I have only seen that happen a couple of times on an ipad, not on the computer at all. hmmm ;]
I had it happen yesterday a few times, but only on my iPhone.
The plot thickens.
They remind me of bubble lights for the Christmas tree.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I miss my Rave days. We were fascinated by the bubbles for hours. Gay club raves were the best..none of those silly glow sticks. bubbles, drag queens and glitter.
My mom used to shop at this "boutique" that I thought was the height of sophistication. They were the first store in town to carry slap bracelets and bubble necklaces. I had an über fancy glass one and thought I was the shit. I'm wearing it in a photo in my sixth grade yearbook, complete with frizzy side ponytail, huge glasses and pleated front acid washed denim shorts.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:51pm.
Is anyone else having a really hard time getting this site to load for the last couple of days?
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Hello Miz Brooks! I love your avatar btw. I love the silent movie actresses... true Hollywood glamour!
Anyway, no. I have not had trouble. There it is.
Very weird. Did it resolve itself?
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Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 1:37pm.
Rumors swirled at my school that I was a rich kid b/c my bubble bottle was from walgreens and mostly everyone else got theirs at the swap/flea market.
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Well, now you're just bragging. :)
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 09/29/2012 - 2:20pm.
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I have only seen that happen a couple of times on an ipad, not on the computer at all. hmmm ;]
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MK, there officially needs to be a sitcom based on your childhood, with you narrating.
Well, of course I googled the peen bottle and came across this: http://www.hennighthq.co.uk/hen-night-accessories/silly-willies/
I've never been to a hen party, but Jebus Christ, that shit must be ridiculous.
@Louise
I was just going to ask everyhooker the same question. Yep. It comes up really narrow and tiny. Have to click a couple of times to get the full size. *scratches head*
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I remember these. I used to get mine from Midtown Swamp meet!
Louise, I hadn't noticed any problems with the site. Have you tried with more than one browser?
Still laughing at the image of MK with that fan, HAHAHAA ☺☺☺
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I had a couple of fancy ones that were made out of glass! AND I had a few different colors so I could match them to my outfit. Mine were also from Walgreens. I was a fancy bougie ass trick when I was 13!
I had one in every color.
Blowing bubbles with a fan? What a butterfly move! lolol MK, if you hadn't bought a peen bubble bottle necklace, I would have been surprised! hahaha
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Is anyone else having a really hard time getting this site to load for the last couple of days?
*tries to sit at JessicaG's table at lunch...
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That's so ravey
Rumors swirled at my school that I was a rich kid b/c my bubble bottle was from walgreens and mostly everyone else got theirs at the swap/flea market.
"may or may not have ordered a dozen of" ... I love me some m.k.
I would have been more shocked if the bubble bottle was something other than PEEN!
I thought they still sold these at the $$ store...
ETA, oops it was already mentioned, sorry Hekki
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Awwwwww this reminds me when I was a child. Sitting on the stoop and blowing bubbles...never used a fan though, I'll have to try that out.
I had one of these, it was orange and the bubble liquid smelled like oranges. And yes, I was a complete wannabe poser dork who couldn't even pull off being a wannabe poser dork right.
WHY did I think this story was headed straight to Raver Town?
I had a pink bubble bottle necklace. Reminds me of the old days when I'd go to QuickCheck and blow my allowance on stuff like this, snap bracelets, cute erasers that I never actually used to erase anything, and Bop magazine.
I don't know about back then, but my mom keeps getting these from the dollar store and sending them to my kids, who are over them.