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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 8:05pm.
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Your fave is old blue eyes, huh? I didn't know he married Mindy! haha Doing good Twatty, enjoying the last of the weekend. I'd be so happy if I had three-day weeks and five-day weekends. Who wouldn't? ha! You looking forward to the show?
@Anonymouse73, every time I see your TommyGirl avie, I have to laugh! lolol
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"Panty-Twatmaggedon"
LMAO!!!
Twatty, we have *extremely* similar tastes in mens. I love your avatar pic...and I don't watch NCIS for the plotlines. ;)
Within -- you mean in a room with all of my men? OMG, my panties would spontaneously combust!!! I wouldn't be able to handle all the hotness. But in the end, I'm certain I'd want to go home with Mark Harmon, if only he'd shake free of that damn boring Pam Dawber he's married to. Even though I'd certainly want to go for some panty twisters, by this time in my life I want some stability in my life, too, and I think Mark is the type to provide that. I'm okay this evening. Getting geared up to watch "Boardwalk Empire." How are you doing tonight, hon?
Heheehee Twatty, horniness is next to studliness! Yeah, masculine tights were invented to show off "the package" - that's why only ballerinas have tutus. Truf. ;p
"heat-seeking Rahm missile" HAHAHA If ever you're in a room with all of them together there will be a Panty-Twatmaggedon like no one has ever seen, lol. How are you this eve?
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Within -- well I'm here in Chicago so I don't have to go far to find Rahm. I'll have to put a heat-seeking Rahm missile on my car to seek his hot little ass out!
little_rascal -- one day on the local news Rahm made a joke about his dancing skills and I thought he was joking! I just don't imagine him twirling around in tights, though I certainly would like to check out his package.
BigBendy, don't you talk like that, ok? ☺
@Twatty, Oh my, sounds like you need to organize an exploratory visit to Rahm-land to set the record right! hehehehe
And to those who said they don't get many compliments, some people do things for you and that's the way they tell you you're special, rather than saying it in words. That could be the case too! ;p
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Submitted by the original be... on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:40pm.
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Original, thank you very very much. That's the nicest anyone has ever been to me
That poor dog.
Bendy - try this link: free-tv-video-online.info
(MK, please don't ban me for that! I'll never do it again if it's not allowed.)
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:21pm.
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Hey Mike, thanks. It's been hit and miss for me on the delisted. I love that little leprechaun. Haha and I hate it when I miss her appearance.
Yeah, I think everyone likes her. She seems to be mostly a weekday afternoon poster.
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Hey Mike, thanks. It's been hit and miss for me on the delisted. I love that little leprechaun. Haha and I hate it when I miss her appearance.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:27pm.
Has anybody talked to Irish lately? I haven't seen her around?
She was hear last week, no?
@ TwatMuffin
From Wiki:
"Emanuel was encouraged by his mother to take ballet lessons as a boy and is a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet, as well as a student of The Joel Hall Dance Center, where his children also took dance lessons. He won a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet, but turned it down to attend Sarah Lawrence College, a liberal arts school with a strong dance program."
Now you can fantasize about Rahm in ballet tights!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Louise -- $55 per day? That's like some Manhattan parking type shit. My doctor at Northwestern validates me; I only pay $10 when otherwise it's $27 and my doctor at Rush validates me for $8.
little_rascal -- ballet school? Damn! I asked my main gay about Rahm. He doesn't think Rahm is. Whatever he may be, I still think he's hot. Like one of my friends lusts for interior designer David Bromstad even though he's gay.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 3:07pm.
Oh yeah. It was ridiculous, but it was at one of the Millenium Park garages with no attendent, so I don't think they could have validated even if I had asked. Last February I went to a professional event at.....I think it was the Renaissance in River North. We got a reduced rate since we were there for the conference, but it is normally $55 per day!
Has anybody talked to Irish lately? I haven't seen her around?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:00pm.
Twatty and Gaslight- I've also heard Rahm likes the peen.
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No way!
Hmmm, I wonder if the fact that Rahm attended ballet school has something to do with this rumor?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
"And yeah, my current bf does compliment others, just not me. He will compliment me about sessy time stuff, but I'm more than just sessy time stuff, ya know?"
Booooooo!
Anonymouse73 -- I think you made a good analysis of my ex. I think there might be a lack of self esteem, which is odd though, because he is considered to be one of the leading specialty lawyers in the country and is extremely handsome. But I thought about it the other day and he is a serial monogamist. He can't stand to be alone, even if it is a series of sea hags. And yeah, my current bf does compliment others, just not me. He will compliment me about sessy time stuff, but I'm more than just sessy time stuff, ya know?
Bigbendy -- "Boss" is on Starz at 8pm.
Louise -- OMG, I'm glad you made it in & out of the city okay. I thought of you when I drove into the city Thursday morning, as I hit the Eisenhower at 80mph. But $14 for 21 minutes? What a fucking ripoff! I thought it would be like $8 for under half an hour. Remember, whenever you go into the city for something, ask for validation if possible. My doctors' offices do and it saves a shitload of money. I always drive into the city. After taking the train for so many years, I just hate being stuck to a train schedule.
Twatty, yes to dark and smoldering!!
I need to investigate this more b/c I never got that he liked the peen, either!
I don't really think w. this guy it's mind games, per se. I think it all comes back to low self-esteem: you don't want a pretty girl b/c you don't think you're enough to compete w. any other dudes who might show interest...and you feel uncomfortable when someone is actually *gasp* nice to you b/c you don't feel like you deserve it. So you date homely, mean girls. Oh, and you can never be alone so you are a serial monogamist. We've never even truly dated...just...friends w benefits sort of thing.
Is this dude someone who generally gives compliments? If not, I guess if he did it would seem a little disingenuous. ?Some people are just not comfortable giving compliments...not that they don't *think* you're beautiful, for example, but vocalizing it.
Some of these phone plans are looking mighty tempting to me. HOLD ME BACK!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:28pm.
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Twatty, I have not watched Boss. What network and what time please?
Never mind. I saw that it was on Starz which we unfortunately don't get.
Twatty- no, we don't get Starz, but I've heard Boss is really good. BTW, I survived my trip into the city unscathed! I had to go to the WXRT studio in Prudential Plaza to pick up some concert tickets I won. It still cost me $14 to park for a whole 21 minutes, but I was so proud of myself when I was done (I still majorly hate driving though).
CashewTime -- I agree with you. The last time I mentioned that to him was when we got back together, 17 years ago. I said to him I was with my ex because he told me I was beautiful. He literally said, "well, you know you're gorgeous." I guess he thinks that was enough to sustain me for the rest of our years together. Asshole. I care deeply for him, but it's like if he compliments me my head will get too big and I'll leave, the jackass. I get way more compliments from my girlfriends. Thank god for them. It's not like I live for compliments, but everyone needs to hear good things every now & then, right?
Bigbendy -- I like the way your sister thinks. That's funny -- that's one of the lines I frequently use, "sex on a stick." I just like guys who are really intense & smoldering, and Rahm is exactly that. Again, I'm sorry, but his wife is beyond homely. Hey, do you happen to watch "Boss"? Love that show!
Louise -- wow, way back in 2008? Huh. I put in a question to my main gay; I'm waiting to find out from him if he pings his gaydar or if he's heard anything. Do you watch "Boss," too?
Thanks doggie.:-)
Twatty, I know you love your guy, but he's cruel for not giving you compliments. Hate that- every woman who gives herself to a man deserves to hear she's beautiful.
~bigbendy, I'm not sure but I think it's available everywhere because I think (don't quote me) they partner with AT&T. The reception is fine and the only issue I've had is on occasion you have to try a couple of times to dial out. In the 2 years I've had it that's happened maybe 7 times.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 09/30/2012 - 2:07pm.
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Doggie, do you get good reception with Boost?. I've not heard of it. Is it available everywhere?
Hey Twatty, my sister is in the political scene and has a mad crush on Rahm. She actually met him and said she thought that he was sex on a stick. She can't figure out the whole wife thing either. He does nothing for me, but I'm a Gandy woman. Haha
Twatty- I don't remember where I heard it to be honest. I heard it way back when Obama was running in 2008.
EvilShoe, my BH and the kids are on a Verizon family plan which is still hella expensive. I haz Boost which is unlimited phone, text, data, and interwebs for initial 6-months of $60. If you pay on time every month it goes down $5.00 per 6-month increment to a low of $45.00 per month for everyfink. Easy peasy and when I get around to it I'm switching out my BB for an Android.
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Louise -- NO!!!!!!!! Did you hear it as a local rumor, you being a home town girl & all? I used to work for a huge law firm that had lots of political connections and I still hear lots of rumors, but I have not heard that one. I am still in shock.
*Twat reeling in disappointment*
Anonymouse73 -- wow, another lady who has dated guys who play mind games on them. What is with these fucking guys? I started using the term sea hag when I saw what my ex married. Seriously, the bitch he married is nearly 20 years older than me (he's 14 years older). I do think it has a lot to do with a guy's insecurity. And as far as Rahm goes, I know he's not very tall, but I don't think he's got a tiny voice. I love seeing him when he's all pissed off, but he's also quite cute when he smiles. Sue me -- I still have a crush on the dude. It's that dark smouldering thing he's got going on -- rawwwwrrrr!!!
Twatty and Gaslight- I've also heard Rahm likes the peen.
Gaslight -- NO! You're kidding me? He gives off this strong, sexy, smokey vibe to me, like girl, I'd have your panties off in a second. Wow, I am SO disappointed. I cannot imagine him being into dudes. No wonder he's married to such a fug chick. Probably had the kids courtesy of a turkey baster. And I live in Chicago and I have never heard that rumor. Wow -- just wow!
hey y'all:
sorry i missed your greetings - i pass out easily!
hope all is well. i need to lay the fuck down.
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God don't like ugly.
LMAO! I thought I was the only one who used the term "sea hags"! I agree w. the theory that it's usually men who are insecure who end up w. sea hags. The dude I like is nice-looking...I would say I'm average to nice-looking & I consider myself to be intelligent and thoughtful...yet he keeps dating SEA HAGS who are quite cunty to him...the last one was pretty in a bimbo-ish way, but dumb as a box of rocks!
And I know he's completely insecure to the point where he gets visibly upset when another dude shows me attention...even though we're not even dating!
So does that mean Rahm is insecure...as in...I-have-a-small-dick insecure? He's tiny and has a tiny voice. Jus sayin. (Don't want to kill your dreams, Twatty)
I have looked at the Razer Maxx...I do like the feel of it! But I also love that my flip phone can flip both ways so that the keypay changes into a querty keyboard...I looked at a smartphone that had a pull-out keyboard and it was just so bulky! I'm not so skilled at the whole touch screen thing...
GD technology!
A couple of thoughts:
Best smartphone I have owned is the Droid Razr Maxx, hands down.
Ladies, if you have the hots for Rahm; you might be disappointed. It is very well known in Chicago circles he plays for the home-team. Personally, I don't find him attractive but I have pretty good gaydar.
CashewTime -- ain't that something? Now my ex always told me I was beautiful, which I loved him for, but my current bf never tells me that. One time I told him, "you never compliment me," and he said, "well you know you're good-looking" -- like that's supposed to tide me over for the rest of our relationship? And then these haggy-type women walk around thinking they're the bomb? You can give & give and you get shit from these guys and they go off with these sea hags, and you can bet that the sea hags expect compliments from the guys (and probably get them). Relationships suck, don't they?
Since MK skipped over Birthday Sluts:
Marion Cotillard
Angie Dickinson
Monica Bellucci
Lacey Chabert
Eric Stoltz
Fran Drescher
Jeanna Elfman
Kieran Culkin
Jack Wild
Barry Williams
And more...
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Hekki, interesting analysis!
Twatty, sea hag lol! I get dumped for those too. Always. And I'm not superficial, untalented or unkind. When these guys walk away, my friends inform me that they were ugly, but I never see it, and to this day, I think most of the "Hags" I've dated were cute because I liked them. But they partly hated me for being able to get looks, no matter how much respect I showed. They were stingy with compliments and over critical, which made the girls they ended up with even more confusing lol. Ive learned the hard way to raise my standards even physically *shrug*
Wakey, wakey MK! *stirs coffee*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
little_rascal -- hey, hon! "Something Stupid" -- did you know that it's called the incest song? I love how he really lets Nancy shine on that song. It's one of my favorites, too.
Hekki -- an interesting theory, too. Here's my theory on my ex's situation. When I was dating my ex (and he's gorgeous BTW), he was very jealous and always telling me "this guy's looking at you, that guy's looking at you," it's like he couldn't take the male attention directed at me. With the sea hag, no one would be looking at her. My friends think he couldn't have handled being married to me because he would have been so jealous all the time; with the sea hag, there's no threat. Plus, he gets to shine in comparison to her hideousness. And what kills me is this -- when I was seeing him, I didn't see anyone looking at me, he was all that I could see; I was head over heels in love with him. It's a very sad situation; he was the love of my life.
Good Sunday morning, EbilShoe, Twatty, Hekki, Nanners and Dlisted peeps!
*pokes MK with a stick*
Twatty, I know you love Frank Sinatra. Here's my favorite Sinatra song, "Something Stupid". And Grace Kelly, my idol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSbnAFvqfA
Have a sunshiny day, everybody!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Morning, Twatty! Sometimes I think men marry sea hags partly for the built-in excuse and pity.
They set up this dynamic where everyone thinks the wife should be grateful to have him -- including the wife. Wife bends over backwards to please him and "keep" him. Then he makes out like she's this mean old possessive battle-axe and she never lets him have any fun. Then his buddies feel sorry for him and the wives don't let her in to the clique. Everyone feels bad for this poor guy and try to "rescue" him and meanwhile he's got the life of Reilly.
That's not always the case, but I've seen it enough.
CashewTime -- just seeing your comment about Rahm Emanuel now. Now that he's mayor of Chicago, I don't have to travel -- I live here! What you described about his marital situation is just like my ex-boyfriend and the sea hag he's married to. Why in the hell do men marry these ugly women who look eons older than they are (and I was 14 years younger than him)? I'll never figure that out. I'll never figure out guys who are into sea hags.
Teeny German Pup: "God, don't let me die like this."
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012