Afternoon Crumbs
Jon Hamm's peen makes an encore appearance and I hope this leads to a multi-episode arch on Mad Men - The Superficial
Elizabeth Hurley >>>>>>>> Lady CaCa - Lainey Gossip
Tyler Shields' photo shoots always look like the fourth place winner at a community college photography show and this shoot with the cast of Revenge is no exception - The Berry
Maria Menonous is totally thinking to herself, "If I get close enough to Cynthia Nixon I might be able to smell Rojo Caliente's saliva." - Hollywood Tuna
A horny DanRad looks sort of hot until I stare at it too long and start to see two lizard tails breaking into his forehead - Towleroad
Well, we now know that The Lone Ranger people bought everything from the Wild, Wild West fire sale - Celebitchy
Paz Vega wears an arm bra on GQ Mexico - Drunken Stepfather
The Chipolte spotlight stealer wasn't shocked that Mitt Romney was actually posing with non-white people, he was just making his excited face - Buzzfeed
And after Whole Foods, they drove to the free clinic so Minka Kelly could pick up some Valtrex for Chris Evans since she might've given him the gift Derek Jeter gave her - Popoholic
Oh, so NOW Kelly Taylor wants her own life after stealing Brenda Walsh's? Interesting. - ICYDK
David Beckham gives a bus full of star watchers a moon show (sort of) - Just Jared
A trick who hasn't ever paid for her crimes wants another trick to pay for his crimes - IDLYITW
Please don't tell me GOOPY wants to play Belinda Carlisle - OMG Blog
So you know that friend you go to dinner with who takes FOREVER ordering and makes the server roll their eyes and shit? Mary's that friend - Videogum
There's only one kind of pussy allowed in the strip club - Crunk + Disorderly
This is how Xtina scrapes her make-up off every night - Cityrag
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oh for fuck sakes! just show us the goods already, lord almighty, stop teasing us!!! DAMN IT! what is wrong with you?! SHOW US the goods!
Sonne, you can have your Dan, but I want my Dan Conner. (It's spelled like that)
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Is it wrong I find Dan Radcliffe kinda hot with those horns. He looks so....degenerate.
Jon Hamm can go away now.
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Submitted by eseattle on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:25am.
I hope that was sarcasm..... :)
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You came upon me like a hypnic jerk
When I was just about settled
And when it counts you recoil
With a cryptic word and leave a love belittled
So I thought he had put it out there for all to see by accident, but now that it's made a second appearance, I realize that there is no such thing as "accident" for celebrities.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
(bleech-errgh-echh) Jon Hamm is soooo gross!!! I bet he stinks of b.o. and fumunda cheese...
Judge: Sir, did you in fact throw Lindsay on the bed and try to choke her.
Sir: Yes your honor...she took my new iphone.
Judge: THAT BITCH!
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Christ! Keep that thing under control no one wants to see it.
Ew, going commando in that kind of pants is not comfortable. Please tuck it away.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:20pm.
I am picturing Jon Hamm whippin' it out, bellowing "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"
hahaha! He has a full-time Kraken Minder, armed with a trebuchet.
Put your panties on, Darling, we've seen it.
Ah...Hamm's ham. Drool.
GAWD, now I'm thinking of my dude. UNLEASH THE ANACONDA!!@
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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I wouldn't be comfortable swingin around with ma dick out knowing ladies like our DListed gals were constantly ogling me all the time...just kidding, I'd wear a wet white Speedo while shopping! :) :P
GOOPY wants that EGOT so bad she can taste it. I wonder what she'll try next on TV since she didn't get that Emmy she wanted so badly for Glee. God, she makes me sick.
Mitt Romney at chipotle lol. Getting the latino vote. You're doing it wrong.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:50pm.
I wonder if carrying that around causes back pain.
Not as much as when he unleashes it.
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hahaha! I am picturing Jon Hamm whippin' it out, bellowing "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
hey to all at The 'D'
it just occured to me
can someone combine the Chipotle/Mitt picture
with the StingRay photobomb picture??
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and
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Make mitt a bit more stingray-ee with stingray wingflappesr and may be some whiff of a stingray facial expression?
the Chipotle crew Looks like their getting stingray photobombed already (including the 2 ladies look like they are clutching each other's hand for moral support.
TIA
edit: don't change Mitts face at all, but just make stingray wings wrap around the Chipotle crew?...
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes – England + America + Johnny Depp in weird makeup + 3/8 Hell on Wheels + 1/4 Spiderman + 1/8 Wild Wild West + 3/16 Tim Burton +(3x explosions)+(500x trains) – humor = The Lone Ranger
Winning formula!
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Silly rabbit.
Hey Twatty, my partner in macho man loving crime
CashewTime -- oh, hey, you!
Lucifer, pushy, Within, miz cynical -- hey, gals, I'm here!!! Yeah, that's Jon Hamm sayin, "is this the way to Twatty's house?" Oh, god, I wish!!!!!!! No, I've been out this afternoon; lucky my laptop didn't short circuit!
Hekki,
You shush and stop giving him ideas! I don't have my computer this week and this the closest thing to peen on the interwebs I'm going to get. Yes, I need to get out more...
And about Harry Potter, I WOULD. there's something about the short stocky muscular ones. they look like they know how to wrestle, rawr!
I'm the Mary at the restaurant, but I tip a lot, if that helps :p
I love it. "Over there, in those bushes, let's go!" He's all ready...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:50pm.
I wonder if carrying that around causes back pain.
Not as much as when he unleashes it.
I wonder if carrying that around causes back pain.
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I almost hope that Lohan gets the cops to prosecute LaBella. Or, if that doesn't work (because her version is bogus), she sues him civilly. Then the truth will come out.
She's an example of those people who think that, if only I could get away from here and move to X, things would be different. They're not, because it's you, not where you're living.
Lol Tojo, told ya, I don't like gross. At least he's alone here without that January girl from MM.
Can't believe I'm about to say this but DanRad looks a tiny bit better than usual too *surprised* hahahah
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*sigh*
I am currently eybrown deep in western shit on TV that The Lone Ranger isn't even appealing to me. And I am a certified Deppaloonie.
SO SICK of Into the West and Hell on Wheels.
Seriously as soon as the BH starts watching an episode I zone out and find relief in Angry Birds.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:26pm.
Tojo, hahahah definitely needs to breathe. Now, don't make me imagine any rashes on the Hamm! *please* lol ;D
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Don't you have some special "cream" you could put on it? ok, I'm done...getting way too gross :)
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Tojo, hahahah definitely needs to breathe. Now, don't make me imagine any rashes on the Hamm! *please* lol ;D
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Miz Cynical "Has anyone seen Twatty? She may have short-circuited her keyboard with drool. LOL"
I was thinking the same thing! LOL
He's good looking enough and this dick picture at least doesn't show balls halfway down his leg (I still can't get over that) but I don't know,
guys showing there pecker like this is sort of a turn off for me.
Watch the Lone Ranger trailer. Yeah, it looks like Wild Wild West, that kind of Steam Punk look that everyone loves these days.
I didn't find the trailer offensive, like Celebitchy did. Obviously, the white man is taking over the land and killing the native peoples to get to build those rails, which a bunch of Chinese in tow.
If they have historical honesty (yeah, it's Disney so I know that's a stretch), it might be pretty good. They are still filming this movie and already putting out trailers? That's crazy.
It could be a big hit or go the way of "John Carter". Hard to tell right now. But love me some Johnny. He's a dipshit, but I'd still do him. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I know several men that go commando 24/7. They are just not comfortable in underoo's. Whatever. At least their not in short skirts showing off the pie goods.
*stares and mushroom cap*
HAHAHAHAHA! He's reminding me of Katy Perry. It's like WE KNOW you have some exceptional body part. Now put it away and surprise us every once in a while.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:11pm.
LOL Tojo, great package but why strangle it, right? Give it some breathing room Hamm, you are so fine in the suits. ahahaha ;p
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I'm surprised he doesn't get a rash with it rubbing back and forth with every step ;)
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Forget the fact that Caca the fashion encyclopedia is wearing a dress Liz Hurley made iconic and unforgettable, but that she paired it with THOSE BOOTS and the way she's walking out of the building, head up high like she's creating some amazing fashion moment is hysterical.
And I agree, I'm tired of his dick.
Harry Potter needs to take his millions and just go the fuck away. Stop boring us with this "serious actor" crap and trying to happen all over again. And take R-Pattz and Hermione with you.
LOL Tojo, great package but why strangle it, right? Give it some breathing room Hamm, you are so fine in the suits. ahahaha ;p
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:50pm.
Oh, put that thing away, already, Jon Hamm.
hahaha!! What do you suggest: a codpiece?
Wow hose pants are tight, it's a wonder the peen is comfortable! ♫ "And I miss you/Like the deserts miss the rain/And I miss you..."♫
That kitty sure loves that hedgehog brush, hahaaha
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Hahahahahahahaha, i was thinking the same thing.
Doesn't this man wear underwear. Serious, he like the feel of his peen rubbing in his pants.
He's so proud of his short, thick cock. And we are bored with it. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I agree Hekki.......unless they are trying to get pregnant, put some fricking knickers on Hamm!!!
Arresting a dude carrying a kitty? Oh, C'mon!!! Kitty needs to get her partayy on too.
lol Hekki, Why won't you let Jon's penis be great?
(eww, I almost spelled it grate)
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Fuck. I have a slight addiction to Chipotle and that pic just reminded me that I've gone all week without my fix. Now, I have to get some Qdoba since it's closer :(.
Hekki- don't be hating on the Hamm bulge! :). I know he's not your cup of tea, but still....I am starting to think that he goes commando 24/7.
Has anyone seen Twatty? She may have short-circuited her keyboard with drool. LOL.
Y'all get excited over such minor things.
I love Revenge!
LL Cool J has always been the hotness to me but that story about him beating up the intruder to protect his wife and kids....*swoooooooooooooooon*.
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