Wednesday, October 3rd 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Terrence Howard And Oprah
Here's Terrence Howard trying to sniff through the cigarette smoke-infused air to get to the sweet scent of Oprah's freshly baby wiped butt. There's a good reason for why Terrence Howard is making a sexy "Oh, I just wanna wipe up that butt baby-style" face and that's because he's shooting a love scene with The Mighty O. Oprah Instagram'd this picture of her and Terry on their last day of shooting Lee Daniels' The Butler. Oprah said that this was their "goodbye love scene." A tramped up Oprah and a slicked back Terry Howard getting on each other like that? Let's all join a weeping Gayle King in the corner, because this scares and hurts me too.
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I somehow find it hard to imagine Orca having sessy times.. I imagine she yells out in the voice when she's giving away freebies to her audience.
*blahk*
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 11:36pm.
I just need some of the good shit to sleep and calm me down. What a fucking day.
I am available for a foot massage, or whatever.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:16am.
It's hard to achieve the Flock of Seagulls seagull when you have no hair left.
Lol RandéS, and I thought Axl looked odd when he had dreadlocks and shaved off his eyebrows. :O
How about A Flock of Seagulls? No more wispy horns for Mr. Flock, *sads* hahaha
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:27pm.
Some of them had good genes. Some good docs. Some just doped and drank too much not to age (Paul Weller). Limahl looks much the same. Flock of Seagulls cracked me up (then and now).
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:41pm.
He and Axl Rose were two of the scariest looking ones. Smith's hair and clown makeup don't help.
*feels stomach pains due to gross ass banner pic*
I just need some of the good shit to sleep and calm me down. What a fucking day.
Nigh nigh!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:17pm.
Pop stars from the 80s, then and now:
http://blog.sfgate.com/loaded/2012/10/02/80s/
Madonna looks very little changed.
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Wow RandéS, what about Robert Smith?! lolol Shouldn't laugh, that look is intentional. Thanks for posting that. ;)
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:17pm.
Disclaimer for tonights posts. I am HIGH on pain meds. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
We just need Dog in here on an Ambien bender and we're good to go!
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Oh hee haw.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:16pm.
I have an ideer - take an Ambien. M.E. is in here high on pain killers.
Just got back from church and I want to curl up in a ball and cry. The pastor who gave the opening prayer said "ideers". Five. Separate. Times.
Ideers.
*howls at the barn door*
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Hahaha, mike. Waiting at makeUBFhappy@gmail.com hhahahhaah!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:05pm.
*sends narcotics to dlisters*. The doc gave me 50 Percocets after Surgery, I didnt take a single one out of fear it would make me puke.
I'm ready to talk about those pics you've been after, UBF. ; )
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:16pm.
Bizzare- I had my tonsils out when I was 14
I had mine out a couple of years ago, at 26. Everyone else in the ENT recovery ward was a teenager lol
Speaking of getting high, I was given codeine for the pain, which wasn't even that bad, and after taking it for two days, and finding myself unable to do anything, I threw them away and manned up to the pain. They offered me Temazepam before surgery and I was like NO I'M CALM THANKS.
*sends narcotics to dlisters*. The doc gave me 50 Percocets after Surgery, I didnt take a single one out of fear it would make me puke.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:17pm.
Disclaimer for tonights posts. I am HIGH on pain meds. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Awww, please share? *bats eyelashes* lol
and Terrence, wtf dude, for why? and yes I would with him.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:44pm.
Yep, two corporatists. You choose the lesser of the two evils.
Well the debates is on, now we get a chance to hear lower taxes, more jobs/keep jobs in America, better education, better health care for all, lower drug costs for seniors. Bla bla bla bla bla bla
When either side gets elected....do whatever you want till next election, rinse and repeat if necessary.
Can we just go home now? :)
Mike - LOLOLOLO
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:17pm.
Disclaimer for tonights posts. I am HIGH on pain meds. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
We just need Dog in here on an Ambien bender and we're good to go!
My grandmother looks younger than Oprah and she's over 75.
Disclaimer for tonights posts. I am HIGH on pain meds. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bizzare- I had my tonsils out when I was 14 because I had chronic strep throat. Like I'd get it, get better and get it again. Two years straight. I was finally well long enough for them to schedule the surgery and I never got it again until last year.
Having your tonsils lanced and drained is HORRIBLE!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:30pm.
who is Biggie? Rapper that died?
You have a great time in bed, very happy times and you both light up a cig afterwards--is like heaven. Any smoker or former smoker knows I speak the truth.
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Lol, you make me laugh Pushy, you're lighting up after good romp made me laugh, yup truth:D
And ya Rapper Biggie Smalls got shot (still unsolved)
Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 4:09pm.
via Twitter:
Twenty years ago today, I married the love of my life and my best friend. Happy anniversary, Michelle.
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I doubt that. Reggie Love is the love of his life.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:30pm.
and LOL at Lars Ulrich! he looks like a pouty little girl who didn't get to stay up past midnight (in the 80s picture).
Axl Rose is funny, too.
Annie Lennox looks great in the face, but her hands look old.
and LOL at Lars Ulrich! he looks like a pouty little girl who didn't get to stay up past midnight (in the 80s picture).
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:17pm.
Pop stars from the 80s, then and now:
http://blog.sfgate.com/loaded/2012/10/02/80s/
Madonna looks very little changed.
Poor Siouxie
George Michael's teef are scary.
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Peter Gabriel, David Byrne, The Boss, and Jon Bon Jovi still got it.
Boy George, not so much.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Damn you, Rande, now you got me listening to Peter Gabriel`s "sledgehammer". *shakes fist*
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:17pm.
Pop stars from the 80s, then and now:
http://blog.sfgate.com/loaded/2012/10/02/80s/
Poor Siouxie
George Michael's teef are scary.
Pop stars from the 80s, then and now:
http://blog.sfgate.com/loaded/2012/10/02/80s/
Madonna looks very little changed.
mike, Friday is when that shit comes off and out, AND I CANT FUCKING WAIT!! Tomorrow i m going back to work, so thats going to be interesting. Its alot less swollen now, but my smile is still weird (the doctor said it was normal, cause they were messing with the tip of my nose) and it will be another month or so til thats back to normal. My nose was pretty bad before, so it can really only get better from here ;-))
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:07pm.
How soon do you get them out? Getting a better feel of whether you'll like the end result?
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:02pm.
I don't know what came over me, but I put on a wee bit of cologne before leaving for work today. I've never done that before. I can count on one hand the number of times I've worn cologne (in my entire life).
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Mike, you're really stinkin adorable sometimes.
I'm glad you (and BigBendy) find me so entertaining. :)
Someone fucking shoot me. If I don't get these fucking stints out of my nose soon and that damn cast off, I will become suicidal. I have been able to smell anything for a whoopin 5 min since Thursday . I mean I could smell like hot ass on a Friday and wouldnt even know it. Everything I eat tastes like cartboard . Fml.
Bizzarelife, M.E. and crazyassmom, I am right there with you!
I am in Seattle, and as an asthmatic, this smoky air is no joke! Went to see my fam in South Carolina, some chick sits next to me on the plane, hacking away, and I was like, FUCK. Here we go!
FF a 2 weeks later, and I'm recovering from a sinus infection, bronchitis, and since the shit spread to my eyes, conjuctivitis. I can't take most antibiotics either, or my whole throat and tongue swell up. It's crazy painful. Augmentin is working, however, I was effed up for days and the only advice I can give you is to not be like me: rest, and don't put off going to the doctor's if you need to.
p.s. My doc didn't give me norco, but I did get the hydro sizzurp, lol. Luckily, bc it's the only thing that helps my cough!
I really think I should see a good ENT. These infections are too frequent, and I'm sick of them.
WWMWD? What would Mae West do?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 4:41pm.
Ah, that explains it. I didn't realize the TV was there, because it really does look like she's gawping at the camera.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:02pm.
I don't know what came over me, but I put on a wee bit of cologne before leaving for work today. I've never done that before. I can count on one hand the number of times I've worn cologne (in my entire life).
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Mike, you're really stinkin adorable sometimes.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 4:37pm.
i will never look at pigs the same way again. (although these were the huge hogs, i guess)
Have you read Thomas Harris's Hannibal* or seen the film?
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No, but i saw Manhunter (a prequel?)
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Shine a Light
How appropriate. A used up crack whore playing a used up crack whore.
UGH, I hatehatehate when I push "Reply" on my not-so-smart phone and it looks like I've posted comments on my Blackberry, but when I look at this page on a "real" computer nothing I wrote shows up!!!
so, once again: I love stories about dumbasses who go out into the wilderness and get eaten by pumas + bears. And dumbasses who go into the tiger enclosure at the zoo and get eaten. And now the farmer who got Silenced by the Hams.
also: whoever said "Oprah's channeling LiLo channeling Elizabeth Taylor" is SPOT ON!
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@saltydog, I didn't know that but I googled and came up with this...who knows? Interesting though.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2984508/FBI-agent-who-insp...
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 4:37pm.
Bizzare - I had the Amoxicillian last year when I got strep. That combined with the prednisone kicked the infections ass in like 2 days. Hopefully it works that quickly again.
How weird that last year 10/20/11 I got strep and almost exactly a year later I (may) have it again.
I went 21 years without having it.
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Ah, that's good. Sometimes, people do have a tendency to get this crap once a year. I get the worst flu about once a year.
I only ask because I am like the other poster on here - I cannot take Amoxicillin. I am allergic as hell, for one thing. Also, I always have to be on the higher level drugs (Cipro/Ceftin) to kick my problems. I am actually going in for a tonsillectomy, adenoidectomy, and nasal turbinate reduction in January.
Thus, I will be on the D ALWAYS...complete with crazy pain pill-fueld rants!
ME ENCANTA!!
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*pokes head in thread*
what's up?
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Submitted by tojo on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:51pm.
unblinking expert Candice De Long are HILARIOUS
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lmao, you nailed that!
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And is she really who they based Clarice Starling from the Hanibal books/movies on? She doesn't seem old enough
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 3:47pm.
Also, who the fuck told her that she could act?
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Stephan Spielberg, when he cast her in The Color Purple for which she got a well deserved Oscar nomination. Oprah may be full of herself but she's actually pretty good as an actress, probably from all her experience faking being nice to middle class white women.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:51pm.
unblinking expert Candice De Long are HILARIOUS
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lmao, you nailed that!
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