Tuesday, October 9th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 8th!

As the students at Calabasas Elementary School learned today, the race for the presidency is basically one giant shitting contest. - dfanintheD

Runners-up:

Mitt knew his Justin Bieber tattoo would pay off someday. - Half.Mexican.Wonder

Apple Paltrow was happy to find her mother was not the only one with a stick that big. - LaChaylo

When Mitt decided to show the schoolkids "Old Glory" they were expecting a flag. - dbella

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WithinReason...'s picture

Hahaha congrats to all the winners! LaChaylo LMFAO girl! :D

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Not nearly as funny as seeing Obama getting his ass spanked by Romney. Now that will be epic!

MissJaneTexas's picture

Congrats LaChaylo <3 Congrats to the other winners! Funny captions!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Vern's picture

LA Chay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

:) hoahs!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

guruXen's picture

Reading this thread was more interesting than watching the debates. Congrats, Dfan, HalfMexWonder,LaChaylo, and dbella!

Near_Dark's picture

buuuuuuuuuuuu........i have noticed michael k never wants to piss off the 1 percenters/republicans/rich fucking assholes...fuck you
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Only love can break your heart

caffeinecrazed's picture

Congrats To all! :)

Cookie_Monster_'s picture

His dick is so big, it goes under his legs and up his back. Like all Republican men.

Congrats to all!!! MK must have had a hard time choosing since there were so many hilarious posts.

MickeyHolland's picture

Hooray for LaChaylo and for all other winning "slettebakken"!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Yay LaChay! Congrats all!

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snowpiece's picture

congrat LaChay and all the funny winners

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

How many of you will be so smug after the election?

Sweetas's picture

Way to go winners!!! Hahahaa - this thread was a fun read. Go LaChaylo lmao @ bigger stick!

OurMissC's picture

Good job horz! Congrats!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Congrats funny horz!!!!!!

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pamorama_j's picture

Conga-rats winnahs!!! Nice to see some fresh meat in there!! HIGHLARIOUS!!!

tojo's picture

Haha congrats all funny...lol@ goopy's stick!!

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Mitt just heard the Kochs were looking for him.

Sally was amazed, AMAZED, at the circumference of the stick poking out of Mitt's magic undies.

fleawatch's picture

republican BUSINESS in the front; democratic PARTY in the back...........who invited Mitt to kareoke?

ikoihiI's picture

See, kids... I like Big Bird and Jim Lehrer, but I don't *like them* like them...

uncle wally's picture

Ooooh, a rabbit! Those underpants are magic!!!

Bataille23's picture

Romney's prolapsed asshole is evidence that elections aren't won with votes.

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"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey

Ashley was delighted to see where Romney pulled most of his "facts" from.

Swallows's picture

"No, little girl, it IS true. Miss Phoebe Price was able to fit that entire pumpkin up there. After all, it's the crawl space for my head."

Near_Dark's picture

mitt was counting on his magic underwear to protect him when he tried to convince the kids he was not lying out of his ass...the plan "backfired"
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Only love can break your heart

Edna -E- Mode's picture

A portent of things to come:
Mittens sharting out of his tushy,
while trying to convince our children
that his dog's car carrier
was roomy and cushy
--and Fun!

Edna -E- Mode's picture

Not satisfied with the GOP-Ts "War on Women", Mittens decides to nip the problem in the bud by waging war on our defenseless girls.

"That is a bleached asshole, my friend"

Tax breaks for the top 1%? Alright. Well, here's what the rest of you are getting.

bambam's picture

See? See? I told ya the one percenters are all up in my ass!

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

It IS a golden egg!!!

agirl's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:37am.
agirl!!!! to answer your question from the other thread... absolutely you can send nudes!!! send em here jack_derks@yahoo.com

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Huh? What question on another thread? Are you drunk? Am I drunk? What are you doing up so late?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

It creeps downstairs alone and in pairs it fucks your elderly mom... a thing, a thing a wonderful thing, everyone calls it Romney...

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

agirl's picture

Look at that! The back end of this guy is full of shit too!

Glambert's picture

Submitted by 68Special on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by 68Special on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:44pm.
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Oh look! It's one of gladyslove aka estee logger's(both screennames banned) new trolling aliases who joined right around the time of the last banning and has already made bff with cookie monster and posting the same shit as usual!

You're like Paris Hilton's genital herpes...there is no cure for you!

Oh dear....are those the genital herpes that you gave her before you turned? Is she the reason?

Fujicat's picture

WOW! He really does have hundred dollar bills coming out his ass, Mom!

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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

parissucksliterally's picture

"Hey!!! Mitt Romney's butt does that thing that Stoney's does!!!!"

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You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

The front reads Republican, but the back screams Democrat.

ceofancypants's picture

"I am prepared to do anything to help America's children. Catch my drift?"

Frank N. Beans's picture

Little Jenny learns that "special Mormon underwear" means a sequined g-string.

Callie's picture

Your asshole really does say "Made in Mexico" and "Outsourced to China." You really do believe in something!