Kim Kartrashian Is Already Planning Her Next Wedding
Kim Kardashian is still legally married to Amoukar from Quest For Fire and she just barely had her diamond wedding ring turned into hers and hers anal lips rings for her and Kanye Kardashian (nee West), but she's already thinking about how she wants to keep fisting the sanctity marriage in the butt without lube. Tatler Magazine (via Zap2it) committed a blasphemous sin and THE QUEEN should order for all of their heads on a Dixie paper plate, because they interviewed Pimp Mama Kris' prized pig for the same issue that Prince Hot Ginge is on the cover of. That's like opening an Almond Roca and finding a piece of dried caca inside. I hate them for that, but I hate myself more for copy + pasting what came out of Kim's talk hole about her next wedding and Kanye:
"It had always been my dream to have a big wedding, and when people said that I'd made it over the top for the show, that was just me: I am over the top. But the next time, I want to do it on an island with just my friends and family and that's it.
He's been there through so many different stages of my life and before I was famous, so this relationship is a different thing entirely. It's good to be aware that he definitely doesn't want anything from me too, because he understands the business. I can't even think about being with anyone else than the man I'm with."
"...with just my friends and family and three crews from E! and the dozens of vendors who are giving me free crap to whore out on my stupid piece of trash and Life & Style Magazine and the paparazzi and officials from the Illuminati who will be there to punch my 'Marry 5 Times for No Reason, Get 1 Free Bottle In The VIP Section In Hell' card." This trash heap heffa is the last bitch on this planet who should get married, but who am I to stand in the way of fame whore love? If Kim wants to make Kanye a wife on an island somewhere, E! should make her dreams come true by booking her on Oceanic Flight 815. I know, that was wrong of me. Even the Smoke Monster doesn't deserve to be around trash like that.
Here's Kim strolling around Miami the other day in an orange bed sheet. Just like me after reading about Kim's love for Gay Fish, her tits are sullen, over it and slowly falling to the floor out of boredom.
Her tits 0_0
guest: shhhh me too :O
and I think it's hard to wear a bra with a dress like that
But I still haaaaaate her
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I was watching one of those "10 most hated people in America" things on tv yesterday (no, she wasn't on this list, I didn't say peeple) and there was the shot of OJ when they declared him not guilty. The look on Robert Kardashian's face was priceless. like, "oh, come on!!" then OJ reached forward and touched RK's shoulder and I swear he jumped like, shit, does he have a knife back there?
not speaking ill of the dead, but he knew he was wrong, and defended him anyway. now all these years later we're stuck with his fame whore offspring. deal with the devil much?
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Imo she looks pretty in it. *shrugs*
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
she does have some monster tits. I'll give her that.
She knows exactly what she looks like without a bra on in that dress, and she knows kanye does too. Its all planned and she rehearsed going up those stairs and pulling the fabric tight against her ass in a mirror before she left the house. Its the increase in access to an whole other group of wealthy "powerful" people that is driving her relationship with him,the ones who would not give her the time of day before now will have to. ughhh I almost puke at the thought of
Mr & Mrs Beyonce,being as tight with Obama as they are, and Kanye getting all together and he has 1xtra ticket so who the hell do u think is going with him? PMK wringing her hands like some evil cartoon character and before you know it,BAM! Some kunt clan member on the national board for something!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:24pm.
I think she wants marriage so she can get child support AND alimony.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She can't even get divorced without setting up another payday, I hope he's really stupid and he marries her without a prenup, so when she dumps him in 18 days she can take most of his money. Let's see what man sidles up to the fatass after that. I blame Ryan Tardfest for all of this family's stupid nonsense.
The prized pig just keeps getting fatter and fatter. I suspect she weighs around 175 lbs at this point.
She wants the ultimate accessory, a baby, and unlike her sister she's not willing to get one "outside the sanctity of marriage."
That stupid transparent whore.
Reggie Bush's girlfriend is pregnant! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Kim's got to start those pregnancy rumors going! hahahahahha
Kimmy-Cakes, you are a busty girl and you aren't 19 anymore. Wear a FREAKING bra!!!!
Those are some big swinging tits (custom made), but since I know she is such a narcisstic bitch, she is fug to me.
BRAS! Why are so many celebutards opposed to them? They exist and have existed for centuries because they perform a simple but important function: THEY HOLD UP YOUR TITS AND KEEP THEM FROM DANGLING.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Did anyone see the episode where Gay Fish and his stylist went thru Kim's closet and basically told her to get rid of everything she owned and he'd replace everything with HIS clothing line?? and Kimmy's all like, OK!! And Khloe came over and saw everything that was to be gotten rid of and freaked out? Wow, did PMK edit that shit. It was so obviously a control freak thing from Gay Fish's stance, and Khloe could see it. There HAD to be more behind that story. Considering all the shit she gave Kris Humphries, she's prolly totally reconsidering that now.
Ok, I have a confession to make. I do watch the Kartrashians, bc it makes me feel better about my own life. These people have NO class. Everything is for the camera. There should be a drinking game---take a drink every time Khloesquatch touches her hair, Kourtney stumbles over a word, or Kim uses the word "I" or "me." And every time I think my kids are fucked up, I thank every spirit I can that they're not the Kartrashian/Jenner spawn.
Dang, she's only 30 and they're already hanging at elbow level. Support, my dear. Breasts that big need support.
-Einah
More boring blah blah from KK... Does she have a crinoline under there? Because that California King bed sheet, hangs very oddly, lol
"Kanye Kardashian" hahaha ;P
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Can her tits seriously get any bigger???
My GF is a 34DD and hers are heavy and they hurt her. How does KKK carry those monsters around????
Submitted by Lacie Panties on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:35pm.
That's what happens when you are empty, when you have no soul to fill you up. You try and try to fill it with things, with material goods, with events, with attention.
And there's never enough.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
More fake ass shit...don't be fooled again.
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Will this broad ever stop "wanting"? Has there ever been any one on earth that just keeps on wanting and wanting until she catches on that want isn't even a human feeling any more.
Ilovemesome, I was just going to post that I begged to differ with Kim saying she could only think about being with Kanye. I agree she thinks about Reggie and what she probably ruined with him for fame. Now she gets to see her Armenian doppelganger have her one true love's baby.
Take that, you piss-ridden whore.
That's like opening an Almond Roca and finding a piece of dried caca inside."
HAHA - I have a friend who calls cat turds "kitty roca" because his dog love to snorf them up.GROSS!!!
Wonder why they haven't dissolved the marriage already, leaving just the assets to fight about? Even if one spouse objects, it's easy to get a dissolution.
Reality shows, like full-on soaps, are premised on major life events: weddings, breakups, births, illnesses, etc.
Filthy, filthy whore.
I hope he gets at least one good beej outta all of this mess
She looks good in this, not so form fitting for once, and the color is beautiful against her skin.
girl needs a bra though.
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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:21pm.
betcha shes gonna propose to kanye. on her knees. while blowing him w/ film crew.
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He's going to put the ring on his dick, and imagine it's Jay Z blowing him.
I hate this vapid, empty shell of a human turd.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 5:08pm.
Thank YOU, rosehips! MK posted "Tard" a couple of weeks ago, no? The word is so overused, but Tard is awesome!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
From the back, looks like she shoplifted a bag of clothes and a down pillow and shoved them all in her thong.
Thanks, Deb! Regarding the avie, let me introduce you to Tard, the grumpy cat. I am in luv.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/samimain/a-compendium-of-tard-the-grumpy-cat-5pf...
p.s. Her owners claim her name is short for "Tartar sauce." Hmmm...
I love what Joan Rivers said about her boobs, every time she takes off her bra, she needs knees replacements!
Kim looks beautiful here. Finally wearing a dress that isn't hideous...except the girl should really never go bra-less. Iit ain't cute with boobs like those.
I haven't seen too many pictures of them together lately, is the honeymoon finally over? I don't mind the dress much, even though it makes her look like she's wearing a towel. Makes the tit area look bigger than usual though.
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Doesn't she claim EVERY relationship shes in as being SO DIFFERENT this time...a hoes justification
Mmmmm, she looks good in that dress. Reminds me of a woman who used to come in my store sometimes with her husband. He was wheelchair bound with MD or something. She was drop dead beautiful, just as sweet and friendly as could be, and more often than not, she'd come in wearing a flowing sundress like Kim's, the light would hit it and you could see the silouette(?) of her small boobed, petite body. I mean you could tell she wore a thong in that thing.
The bruthas would talk about her, every single one of us was smitten with her. Our eyes would get big talking about her, saying how sweet she was, how she had a good heart, that she was a good woman to choose to be with that guy and look after him, how that shit warmed our hearts to see.
But if you asked us would we hit it if we had the chance, every single one of us said "Oh hell yeah, no question!!! Do you see how she looks in that dress, how it moves on her body? Man I would tear that shit up!!" And we would feel sooo guilty saying it but it was true. lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Yikes. She looks like a of a sack of water balloons in that dress.
If there was a complete ban on all media coverage of her she'd probably cease to exist completely.
Perfectly DREADFUL.
Er, what's going on in the tit area?
I'm udderly confused.
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I actually like the dress (I think the colour is lovely), but yeah. It doesn't flatter her shape. It might work better with a belt at the natural waist.
Other than that, Kim is, as always, a disgusting waste of space.
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Submitted by Miami on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:02pm.
@Sans: Thanks. But I was not victorious as she is still here filming. She was banned from renting a house in Miami Beach and filming out of that house. She wasn't banned from Miami Beach all together. That photo above is taken on Miami Beach recently.
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Too bad she wasn't banned from planet Earth.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:19pm.
The problem with these reality tv hos is that, unlike true celebrities, we can't hope for a moment when they jump the shark and go away. They ARE the shark, and the Fonz in the leather jacket water skiing over it, until they are replaced by another one. That is their point, that they're pointless, unentertaining, talentless hos who exist merely to be seen and documented and endlessly talk about their existence being documented.
Welcome to postmodernity.
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That's it. Perfectly stated.
P.S. I LOVE your grouchy cat avie!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What pair of jugs is this for her?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Also... I wonder what it's like to be so completely out of touch with reality??
I second the pregnant theory. Boobs are bulbous. Maybe that's normal for her?
I can't keep up with all the shit she does to her face. She looks like a completely different person from week to week.
Of course she's planning the wedding - she hates that Kourtney's already birthed out 2 babies & Khloe is in a marriage not made for tv. It's all a competition to her & she can't stand to lose.
@Sans: Thanks. But I was not victorious as she is still here filming. She was banned from renting a house in Miami Beach and filming out of that house. She wasn't banned from Miami Beach all together. That photo above is taken on Miami Beach recently.
Submitted by vegaschick: "People have no shame. My multimillionaire boss's 39 year old daughter is expecting a baby with hubby #2 and has three kids from her first marriage. Hubby #2 is also wealthy and this bitch had the nerve to hold an elaborate baby shower, registered for crazy expensive gifts (even though not all the guests were wealthy) and then never bothered to write anyone thank you notes "
The thank you note thing is the worst offense of all. What a shithead.
Her tits are so huge they look painful .
pointless, boring, trashy pig.
lovesmesomeblackdick, completely agree: hope her soon to be ex drags proceedings out for at least a year. maybe the gay fish will get bored and move on to someone else.