Open Post: Hosted By The Ice Cream Scene From The Good Wife
I don't watch The Good Wife, because on Sunday nights I choose to fill my head with quality television like The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the shitty remake of Steel Magnolias (more like Soft Weeds), but I'm all about a scene that involves ice cream and finger sex. So some woman named Kalinda and her piece (or who ever that dude is) were having angry words in an ice cream parlor full of laughing children and their conversation went so well that he decided to end it with a little rage-filled finger love. Because nothing brings out the sweetness in ice cream like poon juice, he stuck his fingers in Kalinda's ice cold treat and she licked it up. To sluts like us, this isn't that big of a deal, but think of the oldies watching this who had a coronary right after they made a soft-serve in their granny panties.
But I have a technical and probably really stupid question. Dude's arm is behind her so how is he giving her some fingering fun? Is her coochie hanging off the seat? Is he poking her in the ass? Is he part Gumby and his arm just really, really long? Is there a hole in the bottom of the seat? If the answer is the last one, please give me the name of that ice cream parlor, because I need to go there.
And CBS should've joined forces with Baskin-Robbins to do some cross promotion for this episode by putting out flavors like Kalinda Kreme, Finger Bang Vanilla, Pussy & Vanilla Swirl and Pralines and Cream (don't ask what the pralines are made of).
via SOW
SANS FARDS,
The amazing reviews gave me hope that it'd be great read, so I was ragey to find out it was actually a poorly written piece of junk. I'll stick to the Game of Thrones series. I'm on book 1 and it's so damn good.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
She was so unimpressed. & that was not even believable.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:36am.
Lemme just state again though that I'm not recommending this to anyone. Read up on it and see if it's right for you.
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Excellent way to phrase it Mike! You should talk to your Dr or a Pharmacist, particularly if you take other medications. The "natural", herbal stuff can have serious side effects when used with certain medications. =o)
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is no one else shocked by how rapey this is??
"Tax breaks for the wealthy? Sure. But here's what the rest of you are getting."
That's more like it! Night night ESE, sweet dreams! <3
*ps. Deathly afraid of those things in real life, no joke*
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RandéS, must have been something. It's incredible to see musicians like Bonnie just sit there and play their hearts out with little else but their talent and instrument. Vomiting Lady Caca+Paste wouldn't know what to do with herself on-stage these days without the artifice, such a shame. Olol
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sorry 'bout that... it caught me off guard too!
here, snuggle in, and drift to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8&feature=related
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Good lawd the pic of those bugs!!! Dread those things! Get outta there ESE, before the roaches eat ya! *waves and hopes you get out in time!* <3
Btw, before bedtime... not cool!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:16am.
I know. I used to see her in the early 90s in the Gelson's in North Hollywood (she used to live somewhere around there), looking like an angel in her magenta and white hairs.
Raitt: Brilliant. Gaga: Useless.
*clenches bridge of nose*... *shakes head*... *massages temples*... oh, sweet jeebus, i've got to get out of this state...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-dies-eating-roaches-587314
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
RandéS, amazing... incredible to think she's been at it for over 40 years! ☺
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Nice one Rande!!!! :)
I can't be bothered to read back, but how 'bout Bonnie Raitt's early cover of "Love Has No Pride" (before Ronstadt killed it)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqXMQCq59U
LOLOL Bambam, :D
Awesome link Terri!
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Thank you, Mike. I'm checking it out now. I was hoping for pill form, but I'll try the powder. Thanks again for your help!
You can always buy empty gelatin capsules and fill them yourself.
I'll just try the powder first. I don't want to get into all of that. Thanks for the information though... I really appreciate it :)
@ Terri,
Damn, now you got me checking to see if she's coming my way anytime soon!
@ Withy,
No darling, lemme give YOU a cinnamon stick, wink wink!
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:45pm.
Isn't she wonderful? The woman can do no wrong, she's a queen. I still remember her performance at the Grammys when she sat on a stool and sang I Can't Make You Love Me, it sent chills down my spine. That's old school performing.
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That's how she began her 5-song encore. her, a pianist and a spotlight. It brought tears to my eyes.
Here's the review: http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/10/bonnie_raitt_randall_b...
Mike, Now I suspect you're talking more than tea leaves! You're making me afraid to even google it! :O
@Bambam, won't make that mistake again. Promise! Thank you *passes you a cinnamon stick* YUM yum!
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:30pm.
The site I mentioned is totally legit, and they ship quickly.
I would avoid the "extracts" that are sometimes sold (though not by the site I mentioned).
All I know regarding kratom is that someone told me that it's an effective pain killer and you can get it legally online. The sites I've been to just run you in circles saying it's like a benzo, or like crack, a Site rips you off or it just doesn't work. Then all of this nutmeg high bs. I just want to see if it helps from a Site that's not going to rip me off and a estimate of dosage so I won't get sick. Lol..I did my research, Mike.
*passes Withy a mug of hot cider spiked with rum*
Thanky baby. *smooches*
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Lemme just state again though that I'm not recommending this to anyone. Read up on it and see if it's right for you.
Terri, I knew Bonnie would play an amazing show! Now I want to check out her tour schedule and see where else she's playing!
Thanks to Bambam for singing her praises the other day. *see, got the source right this time* hahaha
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Kratom, do you steep that like tea?
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Mike, Yeah if you could tell me a good Site to order from that would be great.
I'd like to find a better alternative to pain pills since they are hard on the liver and to be able to skip the doctor since they are just going tomess around with my back more just so they can tell me what I already know.
Mike...can you make brownies with it instead of smoking it? I hate smoking. :(
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I just fingerbanged my mouth with two slices of pizza and two doughnuts. It was pure bliss.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:30pm.
I've taken it recreationally, but I've noticed it does seem to help ease tension and sinus headaches.
I'm loath to really recommend it, though, because a) people respond to different substances differently, and b) the effects can vary a lot. The latter can be explained by how much you're taking, how empty your stomach is when you take it, and your general mood when you take it.
That said, I've never really had a bad experience with it. I can recommend a good online seller if you're interested. It is definitely legal in the US.
Mike, nice, I would have guessed that would have taken place up in my neck o'the woods, like Henderson, say....but I don't know the area that well yet, and I guess stupid people do stupid shit everywhere....
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:30pm.
I took it recreati
My phone also auto corrects in the worst possible way.
Mike,
Yay! Did you take Kratom for recreational purpose or for pain? I have a bad back, but matain pain management with 800mg ibuprofen and a whole lot of walking. In this weather it gets a little worse so I thought I'd try Kratom. I have not idea where to start and the legal high website I was looking at said you can get high from nutmeg so I'm a little leary lol.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:06pm.
I watched the Steel Magnolias remake at work last night and it was one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen. I tried reading "Water for Elephants" as well and it was a piece of shit too. Damn.
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Thank you. I could not understand why everyone thought "Water for Elephants" was so good. Terrible stuff.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:59pm.
Haha, you're welcome.
You're also in luck, as I have experience with kratom.
Mike,
Thanks to you If now read DD, not on a daily basis, but often enough for me to hate most people more than I'm already did and lose any faith that I'm had in humanity. Thanks for that.
Also I'm know it's really slow tonight, but has anyone ever tried kratom?
Submitted by Terri on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:46pm.
@ bambam: I reached nirvana last night. I see why you love Bonnie Raitt. She is now my goddess muse.
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Isn't she wonderful? The woman can do no wrong, she's a queen. I still remember her performance at the Grammys when she sat on a stool and sang I Can't Make You Love Me, it sent chills down my spine. That's old school performing.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Mike, lolol at "Entreprener" now watch her open her own tattoo place after this. ;)
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Chris Eccleston, good for you! Hope you have another one again very soon! ;p
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Someone about 35 miles from my hometown made the DD today!
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/10/08/woman-arrested-giving-11yearold-d...
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:50pm.
Had the best date yesterday....and this morning.
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Awesome.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Had the best date yesterday....and this morning.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
@ bambam: I reached nirvana last night. I see why you love Bonnie Raitt. She is now my goddess muse.
No...OK.
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Anyone here?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:27pm.
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Lol...wow, that bad. Sounds like "the teenager" in our house. And BH at times, getting worse with each year that passes. =o/
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:59pm.
"This show must be weird as fuck! They showed a clip on the soup where this lady went from killing a dude to waking up in the backseat of a car with duck music playing o_O"
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Haha...I saw that last night. And they kept playing the duck song with other stuff!
I love Joel McHale!! {O:
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Never has a Monday been soooooooooooo fucking slow and boring at work.
Took me until 3pm to realize the mail wasn't coming today.
*slaps chest*
*licks window*