Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by chenx on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:05pm.

red bottom shoes sale

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:50am.

Happy Birthday CrazyInJapan, Sluttsville, and Mani!

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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:20am.

Happy birthday CrazyinJapan, Mani6 and Sluttsville! Hope you had a great one!

And all the other birthday sluts too. ;D

Lotta DL bdays today! ≈❀≈❀≈❀

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:18pm.

It seems like everyone hates the Osbournes - including me! - but why are they on TV making good money for doing nothing? At least Kim and Paris did sex tapes! Not that I'd want any of the Snoozebournes to do a sex tape.

Submitted by hamblettamaud on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 5:00pm.

Silly old fake-drama queen. I've seen better trannies doing your act.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:58pm.

happy b-day to CIJ, Mani, and Slutty!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:55pm.

HB Mani, Slutsville, and Cray-Cray in Japan. Get yore drank of choice on and wash down those cupcakes.

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:03pm.

Thanks for the birthday wishes...and to Slutty ALWAYS!!!

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Submitted by RoHoCaliente on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:22pm.

Drop dead Sharon O. You useless vile hag.

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:18pm.

HBD Polly Jean!

Submitted by 12stepstohell on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:41pm.

Mmm..Scott Bakula. I'd hit it.

I've never like Zachary Ty Bryan. The way he looks now, just put a bandana around his head and instant lesbian.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 12:15pm.

Sharon can suck a juicy turd. She has no talen other than hanging on tight to Ozzy's coat tails.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:44am.

Happy Birthday Mr. Monk!!!!!

After Frasier, my all-time favorite show.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:21am.

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:41am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:18am.
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...well said...nothing to add...except...

...what's a Fyvush Finkel?...

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LOL, the blue stuff you put your comb in at the barbers!?

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:32am.

HB John Lennon!! Gone way too soon... *Imagines*

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:26am.

Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons: "Where the sex is as cheap as the budget":

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214896/Lindsay-Lohan-strip...

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:22am.

""I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and rou-ou-ou-ound." He wrote so many great songs."

I love that song. Probably my favorite J. Lennon solo song. Now that I'm forty, I need to start reflecting on people who accomplished a ton who died either at or before forty (you know, just to make myself feel even crappier). John's now on the list!

Sarah Smile

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:20am.

Happy birthday CIJ, Mani and the biggest SLUT of all Sluttsville♥

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:11am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:18am.

Sharon Osbourne..I can just imagine the bitch fits she has behind the scenes, still can't hate her though, plus anyone that can put up with a 60 plus year old drug induced man-child can't be that bad.

Sean Lennon...Just be lucky you were the favored kid and shut up.

Guillermo Del Toro...love the creepy characters this guy brings to life, great director

Scott Bakula...solid TV actor, been in the game for years and years

John O'Hurley...Great as Elain's J Peterman, great voice, and he's the voice for Coors Light and that can't be bad.

Tony Shalhoub...GREAT actor and has some seriously good work under his belt but I still liked him best on Wings

Jackson Browne...Solid songwriter for sure, Running on Empty, Doctor My Eyes, great songs from my youth

John Lennon...MY MAN JOHN...say what you will the man indeed had his faults but he really did believe (naively) in peace. He and Paul were among the most prolific songwriters in our history..Period. I hope they never let that fuckstain out of prison, John was only 40 when he was taken down, too young in anyone's books

I will listen to Double Fantasy in your honour John.

Happy Bday Sluts
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...well said...nothing to add...except...

...what's a Fyvush Finkel?...

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...'...It's just a matter of common courtesy...you come in the house, you wipe your wheels!...'...

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:04am.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:09am.

poor ol' John, bless his not-beating heart.

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aw come on, like a fine wine you're just getting better;)

Not beating heat...evil...yet funny, and this from a Beatles freak!:P

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:59am.

Happy birthday to our Sluttsville, Manimal and CrazyinJapan!

Slutty ♥ ♥ ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:39am.

Thanks, Wham. I don't much like getting older, but it's better than being dead like poor ol' John, bless his not-beating heart.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:32am.

Happy Bday Crazy, all the best to you!:)

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:30am.

Happy birthday to John Lennon. "I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and rou-ou-ou-ound." He wrote so many great songs. And guess what? It's my birthday too! Excuse me while I go play "Birthday" at full blast and do goofy dances. This is my yearly ritual.

Submitted by soulks on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:27am.

G'Mornin DListers! BH to Tony, Johnimagine , Jacksondoctormyeyes, Sean(musta been weird born on the same day as dad), and Sharon. HB to all birfday baies born on 10.9!

waaaaaaaaaaaa I miss Monk :)

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Thomas: Don't let's spoil everything,we've only just met.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:21am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:07am.

Just found out my bestie has to have a lump removed from her boob tomorrow. Fuck cancer and fuck October.
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Hang in there... My sister had it and a really good friend just got dx'd with it a few weeks ago. Sister has been C free for 3 years now... *knocks on morning wood*

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:09am.

Happy Birfday PJ Harvey and Tony Shalhoub (I might; just the tip) and John Lennon.

Fuck Sharon Osbourne. Meddling old crone.

And Chris, good thoughts for your friend. The odds are that you'll have her around for a good long time. (Not to minimize what she's going through...)

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:08am.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 10:04am.
Didn't Jackson Browne used to beat the crap outta Darryl Hannah back in the day?

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That's what they say and JFK Jr. came to her rescue.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:01am.

HB Jackson Browne and Tony Shalhoub!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:38am.

Happy Birthday John Lennon
Happy Birthday Sharon Osbourne

A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:36am.

Happy Birthday to Monk, John Lennon and Sharon!

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:34am.

Didn't Jackson Browne used to beat the crap outta Darryl Hannah back in the day?

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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:34am.

HB to everyone on the list EXCEPT Sharon Osbourne. I despise this phony plastic surgeried bitch.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:22am.

HB to all. Today is also my daughter's 21st birthday!

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:12am.

Happy Birthday PJ Harvey! I misread Sharon Osborne's age as 80 at first.

Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:10am.

Happy birthday bitches! Love John Lennon, I wish I could have known him in life (he died before I was born). Amazing soul.
And I can't believe Alessa from Silent Hill is 18....Can't wait for the next movie to come out!

Submitted by megank on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 8:01am.

Yay for remembering Lennon!

In honor of him, I must listen to some Beatles today.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:59am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:20am.

hehehe you're a punny girl. ;) Actually my mom survived the bewb cancer so there is hope. It's just a scary thing to go through is all.

Submitted by peep on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:52am.

Happy Birthday to the great Guillermo del Toro!

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:50am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 9:14am.

Thanks. I'm sorry about your mom. You'll have to keep us abreast of your sitch when you get them smashed.

Yes I went there.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:48am.

PJ Harvey is the bomb. So freaking good live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STxXS5lLunE

Happy Birthday lady!

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 7:48am.