Afternoon Crumbs

Either Kathie Lee Gifford dropped a puppy on its head or that puppy tried to commit suicide to escape her "chardonnay and Frank Gifford pubes" breath - Videogum

Jennifer Aniston is finally making a product that easily washes out the cookie dough that dried on your hair after you cried yourself to sleep in a bowl of some the night before - Lainey Gossip

Can't Ryan Murphy stop teasing and just give us a 13-part miniseries that's nothing but a topless Matt Bomer eating a banana real slow? - Towleroad

Katie Price's greatest achievement in life, besides making earth angel Harvey Price, is getting recognized for her contribution to fapping - Hollywood Tuna

Miranda Kerr's rib bones stick out more than her chichis does - Drunken Stepfather

Gene Simmons is looking AWFUL - Celebitchy

"It's Justin Bieber Sex Tape Time" is the code phrase God needs to hear in order to finally hit the red button on us - The Superficial

The third picture is the gateway to my nightmares - The Berry

Abbie Cornish's dress looks like a swarm of butterflies smashed into it - Popoholic

How many damn 40th birthday parties does GOOPY need?! - Popsugar

The Dixie Chicks did it better on Entertainment Weekly - Just Jared

And The Dumbest Bitch in Texas award goes to.... - ICYDK

That is the cutest ball of dandruff I've ever seen - Cityrag

My guess is Samantha Ronson? - SOW

Why did I think this was JWoww? - I'm Not Obsessed

It's nice to know that somewhere out there is a hot piece who can do you missionary style while solving a Rubik's Cube - OMG Blog

"Fun" is short for fungus, right? - Hollywood Rag

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 8:26am.

In Kathie Lee's defense, the puppy was squirming quite a bit, even when the other guy was holding it. It would have been best to leave the puppy on the floor and not try to hold it.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:32pm.

Dumb question, but does Frank Gifford still have pubes--or are we talking tumbleweeds?

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:05pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:50pm.
Awww, Cookie-slore, don't feel bad. She won the genetic lottery. I know one or two women like that. They're thin to begin with, and wear their size 2 pre-preg jeans out of the hospital. No shit. This woman is also married to a multi-millionaire. Life is unfair.

So unfair! Usually it's easy to roll with because hey, it's reality - but some days it's hard to wake up knowing some bitch won TWO lotteries and my ass can't even win the sandwich raffle down at Subway! Buuuut you know. C'est la vie and all that. :)

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:58pm.

it also depends on the pregnancy...I'm by no means thin and I was 1.5 pounds away from my pre-preg weight within 3 weeks. gained 5 pounds back though...damn those butter toffee flavored almonds. :(

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:55pm.

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:24pm.
Cookie,

That's not perfect, that's just ribs! You eat that chocolate now!

NOMMMMMMMM :)

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:37pm.

*side-eyes Hekki*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:35pm.

As much as I don't want to, I enjoy the Kathie Lee and Hoda Show. There. I said it.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:27pm.

WTF Kathie Lee Gifford? WTF?

Boner eating a banana or eating an ice cream cone, lol

Omg, that is the cutest little puff EVAH!

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Submitted by zey on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:26pm.

"It's Justin Bieber Sex Tape Time" made me automatically think of the Sandusky Youth Mentoring Program.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:47pm.

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I think that's Somersault? Really great film.
She was in Candy too with Heath Ledger.
I haven't seen WE, GG. It's good??

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:24pm.

@Hekki

I second that! MamaBacon is a tiny gal. A good bean fart can blow here clear across a room. She dropped my 10lb 6oz ass and went back home from the hospital in her pre-pregnancy pants. *haz confuzeds*

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:20pm.

Awww, Cookie-slore, don't feel bad. She won the genetic lottery. I know one or two women like that. They're thin to begin with, and wear their size 2 pre-preg jeans out of the hospital. No shit. This woman is also married to a multi-millionaire. Life is unfair.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:18pm.

Did anybody see that WE movie she was in?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:17pm.

Cornish was brilliant in this one movie I saw on Netflix about a teenage runaway. If you get a chance, you should watch.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:56pm.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 6:23pm.
I find Abbie Cornish so darn cute.

Word. Decent actress, too.

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:54pm.

Cookie,

That's not perfect, that's just ribs! You eat that chocolate now!

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:53pm.

I find Abbie Cornish so darn cute.

I don't get the Kerr love. She is overexposed and besides being slim, I just don't get it.

I also find Aniston's hair just meh usually. Her best feature are her thighs!

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 4:41pm.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:17pm.

Maybe she had a pillow baby.

Good call, let's go with that. Then I won't feel have to feel guilty about having this dark chocolate with sea salt. Fuck.

Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:59pm.

Someone call the ASPCA on Kathie Lee right now!!!
Drunken bitch! Wish the dog bit her.
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Woaaaaahhhh Nelly !!!

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Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 5:02pm.
I almost can't stomach the blinding jealousy I have for Miranda Kerr and her stupid perfect ass body. Bitch pushed out a 10 pound baby and within 2 weeks was back to looking better than I ever have or will! Damn her and her superhuman ilk straight to hell!!

...sorry, I'm totally having a fat day. :(

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Maybe she had a pillow baby.

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:32pm.

I almost can't stomach the blinding jealousy I have for Miranda Kerr and her stupid perfect ass body. Bitch pushed out a 10 pound baby and within 2 weeks was back to looking better than I ever have or will! Damn her and her superhuman ilk straight to hell!!

...sorry, I'm totally having a fat day. :(